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Duck.This woman, again! Paranoid imbecile and Minnesota baby-farmer Michele Bachmann has done the following things since we last wrote about her, probably a few days ago: She opposes foreclosure relief, even though her poor dumb district is, obviously, the hardest-hit part of Minnesota. Way to teach your constituents to buck up and get ready for armed revolt against the blacks, Michele! And, even better, she told some wingnut radio host over the weekend that all of America’s children — and many of them are also Michele’s children — will be forced into negroid re-education camps, exactly like Mao did to earlier generations, somewhere. You must listen to this.

Here’s the hilarious audio, courtesy of Dump Bachmann:

Michele Bachmann on Sue Jeffers [Dump Bachmann]
Bachmann’s district has Minnesota’s highest foreclosure rates [Minnesota Independent]

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  • DagNabbit

    I challenge anyone here name a better hate fuck.


  • Crow T. Robot

    oh jeez…

  • norbizness

    Or, in Bachmann’s case, initial education camp.

  • Chautauqua

    I love how she just makes stuff up..or maybe she just says what she hears from the voices in her head.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Mish, Mish, Mish. Those edumakashun camps are called SCHOOLs.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    Maybe she’s Borat & America is Kazakhstan.

  • Spiro Agnew

    I’ve never met a better candidate for a lobotomy.

  • Kev-O-Tron

    I was all excited to read Wonkette but now I feel compelled to go read her blog and start drinking early.

  • trondant

    The rabies is so strong in this one that I expect the CDC to quarantine her ass any day now.

  • MathewBrooks

    And the batshit gets batshittier.

  • jagorev

    I thought “America’s Nut” was Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal. Or is he America’s Taint?

  • ManchuCandidate

    I’m slowly losing my snark (fuck you Denby) but here’s a quick game of fun…

    How about a game of fuck, marry, kill between Laura Ingrahm, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin?

  • Deepthroat

    clearly this woman is itching for some big black Obamacock.

  • Hart88

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Pam Geller, aka Atlas Juggs

  • sevenrepeat

    she is one chromosome away from a potato.

  • jagorev

    She wants to “bind him [Obama] down”. Kinky.

  • Cicada

    This is an actual elected official, folks. Actual. Elected. Official.

  • Spiro Agnew

    [re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Obviously fuck all of them and then kill them, or maybe it’s the other way around, whatever.

  • Hart88

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: ooops, one more: Laura Ingraham, although the knowledge that Ramesh Ponnuru has plowed that field may require the use of chemical stimulation.

  • PerhapsSo

    [re=282005]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Does that mean that we have to send her abroad to make benefit glorious nation of America?

  • BigDupa

    Can someone write a law that limits her pay to $1? I think even for a buck, we’re overpaying.

  • Chickensmack

    Wait, wait… quiet, everyone. Michelle Bachmann is absolutely right. We really should send our kids to re-education camps. Without these camps, we’ll never be able to combat creationism and unilateral forgiveness of whitey.

  • Mustang

    GOBAMA! Brainwash the young people into caring about their country and fellow Americans!!!! Good luck with that!!!

  • The Church of Realism

    Jesus Christ, I couldn’t even listen to all that. Does she even understand the words coming out of her mouth? Fer fucks sake…

  • Dirtbag Jones

    Will somebody please give her a teevee show. Better yet, her own wild eyed channel so we can all bask in the glory of this Minnesota miracle.

  • Chickensmack

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: I’d say that Dubya has to be high on the list. Just because he’s minus a vag doesn’t mean he’s incapable of receiving a grudge hump’r’two

  • AWOcoholic

    She is vocally/mentally separated at birth from Sarah Palin.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=282021]PerhapsSo[/re]: Please, yes! Or maybe MN can just recall her due to her insanity.

    [re=282020]Hart88[/re]: Just saw a pic of Ramesh & he is one ugly mo-fo. Looks like Laura is getting old & desperate.

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I can’t wait until Jindal and Bachmann mate and produce crazy, crazy babies, so the Republicans can run them for office in the 2030s.

  • Suds McKenzie

    yaaaaaaaayy, thanks Michele for brightening an otherwise boring Monday, … yaaaaaah. You Go (crazy) girl.

  • Atypical

    [re=282018]Cicada[/re]: Don’t be surprised. This is what they do because The Republicans are no longer a political party. They are now a force bent on obstructing progress and destroying the country. They hate it because it is not to their liking. They feel there are too many social programs, too many minorities, unnecessary taxes on the wealthy and too many regulations on the “free market”, too much freedom for the lower classes, not enough law enforcement and courts that are too lenient, not enough religion to keep the masses under control, not enough support for our military to effectively rule the world and remove and torture those that disagree with us, and not enough control of the media so that their message is the only one heard.
    One only needs to observe a few of their “leaders” like Palin or Limbaugh to see that the shallow, anti-intellectual, emotion-laden reasons for their positions are calculated to inflame hatred and distrust and never to educate. Contempt is used for ideas not part of their approved positions. Never has there been such an assault on progress, honest debate and civility coupled with a corresponding acquiescence of a large element of the citizenry. This has occurred primarily due to their successful control of the media and the indifference of Americans.
    Those who support this movement are severely undermining the country. There can be honest debate on what our country needs. The Democrats do not have all the answers but neither should they be demonized as they have been and are now.
    If this subversion is not eradicated we will have more rending of the fabric of the country until it becomes unrecognizable. The financial meltdown provides overwhelming evidence of the result of our negligence. This is the outcome when ideology and greed rule and objective analysis and simple disagreement are considered unpatriotic.

  • Larry McAwful

    That picture of her makes her look like Marlo “That Girl” Thomas.

    These allegations of treason are getting out of hand. I call it Bachmann Turncoat Overdrive.

  • Deepthroat

    Manchu: Palin, Bachmann, Ingraham

    (i know Bachmann sounds bad for marry, but i have my reasoning, and i spent some time thinking about it. plus, i’m really bored.)

  • Guppy06

    Like I said earlier, the right-wingers love their guns but hate universal conscription. It’s just not “cool” any more if everybody does it, especially if they have to do it.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …shouldn’t she be at the Kentucky gun show or something?!

  • 2druk2phluq

    Sodomizing your constituents.
    U R Doing It Right!

  • President Beeblebrox

    But wait! Glenn Beck is running a special tonight which is supposed to debunk the FEMA Interment Camp rumors. All is well!

  • Sussemilch

    It’s like Mary Tyler Moore on crack.

  • Hooray For Anything

    [re=282034]Dirtbag Jones[/re]: You’re in luck– Hannity occasionally has her on as a guest host or part of his “distinguished panel of experts.”

    [re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Obviously, you’d have to say you’d want to fuck or marry Laura Ingraham and Michelle Bachmann because the problem with trying to kill Sarah Palin is that somebody who shoots wolves out of a helicopter is not somebody you’d want to mess with.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Ingrahm, Palin, Bachmann

    I go by George Bluth (Arrested Development)’s maxim of you never date/marry KRAZY.

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …it should be a felony to be that retarded.

  • BobLoblawLawBlog

    Does the woman who lost to her ever just sit alone in a dimly lit room, stare into the mirror, and wonder what her purpose in the world is? Cause if you can’t beat someone who just called for a return to McCarthyism, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel.

  • proudgrampa

    WTF? She’d be scary if she wasn’t so funny… Dimwit.

  • Woodwards Friend

    [re=282061]Sussemilch[/re]: She’s going to make it crazy after all!

  • TGY

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Mmm, no. The Crazy is too high. Also, I don’t do hate fucks, though I *do* have a lot of love in my heart even for crazy people. MB goes past my threshold, even so.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    She’s obviously onto something. After all, ALEX JONES is saying the same thing— and everyone knows that you do not fuck with ALEX JONES, and stuffs.

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=282040]Atypical[/re]: Well put, Sir or Madame. It’s like political ‘roid rage…

  • rina

    [re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: Bite your tongue!

  • ManchuCandidate

    In any other place but MN-6, yes. Apparently MN6 is the inbred wingnut capital of the state.

  • american mutt

    I can see it now:

    Obama: Lets invest in early education.
    Bachmann (her head explodes)

  • ManchuCandidate

    [re=282070]Woodwards Friend[/re]:
    Newty G: You know what? You’re bugfuck insane.
    Michelle: Well, yes…
    Newty G: I LOVE insanity.

  • mocowbell

    Just imaging what would result from her breeding with Glen Beck… Possible to set the two of them up in a cheap motel room stocked with cheap burbon and some nazi uniforms?

  • kipperthegod

    Just another example proving the Republican party has been reduced to the angry closeted, the openly racist, and the mentally deficient. I love her dissemination of “volunteerism.” Okay: paying people to do the government’s business is socialist New World Order for the shitty, absolutely essential jobs Americorps is assigned (teaching in third-world conditions right here in the US, for example), but it is absolutely patriotic God Bless America to pay Blackwater contractors to murder Iraqis for us. Got it, Michelle. Thanks.

  • Slutty_Chola_Cobbler

    Somewhere in Alaska, overlooking Russia, Sarah Palin in smiling and thinking:

    “See, I told you folks in this great nation of America that I was smart!”

  • imissopus

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: I was going to say Coulter, but then I remembered I like to fuck women.


  • ManchuCandidate

    Who can turn the world on with her rants?
    Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
    Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
    With each word and every wide eyed speech you show it

    Insanity all around, no need to waste it
    You can torch the town, why don’t you start it
    You’re gonna make it after all
    You’re gonna make it after all

  • S.Luggo

    Poor Michele. Her psyche has been twisted and scarred by the many semesters she spent in re-education camp, aka “K thru 3” summer school.

  • Come here a minute

    This is what Kim Jong Il was talking about when he said his launch was a success — the crazy bomb was unleashed on helpless Minnesota radio listeners.

  • Fear of a Black Reagan

    They talk so nice, and yet they talk Nazi. Minnesota is an amazing place…

  • Cape Clod

    I’ve always wanted to ask her this question.

    “I’ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading “Guns and Ammo”, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!”? Yeah. Do you guys do that? “

  • Miller

    See Minnesota, this is why you aren’t allowed to have a second Senator. Question though, has she officially moved into the running as the dumbest/craziest elected representative ever or is there some inbred hillbilly Kentucky congressman from 1815 I’m forgetting?

  • TimeCubist

    [re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: Bwahahaha!

  • bricks

    This is all the result of over-oxygenated eyeballs.


  • bricks

    This just in, from the Shithouse Rat Anti-Defamation League:

    “Michele Bachmann does NOT speak for us!”

  • Mr.BorgtoYou

    This woman has to be completely insane. How do people like this end of being elected? It’s a joke right? Like when you vote for prom queen or student council or something. Right?

  • CivicHoliday

    If Michelle and Sarah had a single night of hot closeted lesbian sex, would one of them later give birth to an immaculately conceived spawn of satan?

  • Sussemilch

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ya Know, Betty McCollum could even pass for Rhoda. We might be on to something here.

  • Senator Bateman

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Ann Coulter.

  • bitchincamaro

    Is there a “Dump Sue Jeffers” movement? If so, count me in.

  • dzeni

    Stearns County Syndrome… anyone? anyone?

  • comradepaulson

    [re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: And unto the wingnuts, a child is born.

  • zenferret

    [re=282134]Senator Bateman[/re]: I think DagNabbit meant someone with out a penis.

  • Links

    Now, I would find this hilarious, if a) some idiots didn’t take the crazy seriously and started killing people randomly, b) a majority of the people in her district were not crazy enough to vote for her multiple times. Who am I kidding? I still find it hilarious!

  • Fivetree

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Tucker Bounds. That pretty little lying mouth is too hard to resist.

  • Fear of a Black Reagan

    [re=282099]Miller[/re]: Oh dear Lord no. I mean f’rexample you got John G. Schmitz, who was expelled by the friggin’ John Birch Society for extremism. Also he fathered an illegitimate child and got caught because the mother allegedly almost castrated the kid. AND FURTHER TRUE FACT ON TOP OF THAT he was also the father of Mary Kay Letourneau (i.e. teacher who banged the underage Samoan kid).

  • Atheist Nun

    #1: Ugh. That hostess-person. One of the only things in the world that is worse than Bachmann, is someone who is actually, for real, excited to talk to Bachmann, because they like her.

    #2: Bachmann is setting a great example for the Youth Of The Americas, the example being: This is what happens when you are mentally insane and do not seek treatment.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=282000]Chautauqua[/re]: A leader in the mold of Reagan.

  • Senator Bateman

    [re=282174]zenferret[/re]: Touche.

  • choom gangster

    [re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Catherine Harris

  • GayInMaine

    [re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: She lost to a guy named Elwyn Tinklenberg. No – really…

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Major Win!

  • GayInMaine

    [re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: She beat a guy named Elwyn Tinklenberg. No – really…

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Major Win!

  • Accordion-o-rama

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: May I make a minor edit? (Hope this formatting works)

    Who can turn the world on with her rants?
    Who can take a slow news day, and suddenly make you fill your pants?
    Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
    With each word and every wide eyed speech you show it

    Insanity all around, no need to waste it
    You can torch the town, why don’t you start it
    You’re gonna make it after all
    You’re gonna make it after all

  • The Unfairman

    I also urge her to run against Amy Klobuchar, because that shit would be funny.

    Minnesota only has about 4.5 million people, but she would easily lose that race by about 6 million votes.

  • LeHanzka

    From the MN Independent article:

    “Bachmann hasn’t authored or sponsored any legislation to assist homeowners facing foreclosure, but she has co-sponsored 14 bills to restrict abortions and five to promote Christianity in government.”

    Attention sixth district: your torches and pitchforks have arrived. Please pick them up tomorrow at the SCSU Hockey Center. You will also be given a map to Bachmann’s home and list of depression-era mob chants.

  • Botswana Meat Commission FC


    Kelly Bensimon.

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ingrahm, Bachmann, and Sarah Palin? Can’t we just “bind them all down”? I don’t know what that means, but I like the image I get.

    [re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: The Democrat defeated by Bachmann is a minister who had practically no name recognition in the district prior to his run, but he came very close to defeating her. His campaign was showered with donations from across the nation in the weeks before the election and he was able to purchase a lot of TV ads. But in the end, KRAZY won out, as it so often does, especially in otherwise lovely Minnesota.

    [re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: Please, NO further reproduction. NONE! She looks/talks/acts like the Octomom on meth.

  • norbizness

    The problem of gerrymandering to create safe districts is a little like inbreeding; do it too many times, and you end up with a club-footed waterheaded moronic shithole of a district, which is clearly the one Bachmann represents all too well.

  • The Unfairman

    [re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Kill Kill Kill

  • Senhor Tambor


    F: Bachmann. Hatefuck beyond comparison!
    M: Palin. After she’s mine, she will do MY bidding. That’s just how she is.
    K: Ingraham. There’s nobody uglier on the planet. And that’s taking into consideration the soft pink shell. That makes for a really ugly center!

  • chascates

    Newt Gingrich mentioned there might be a third party, the ‘real’ conservatives. I think Michele’s time is coming.

  • Senhor Tambor

    [re=282183]Fivetree[/re]: Carlson, too. In fact, everyone whose first name is “Tucker”, please report to the blue door in back of the building. Bow ties a plus.

  • comradepaulson

    [re=282264]chascates[/re]: Does she have a PAC already? Where do I contribute? Please, Bachmann… run as a third party candidate… with Snowbilly as the GOP nominee… oh, please, please, please can this happen? Spaghetti Monster, are you listening?

  • NotthatLC

    And this Americorp program was something that Hopey came up with, right? When he was President back in 1993? Why is this woman crazy?
    Or maybe she’s just confused – perhaps she thought that members of Americorp were being re-educated, when they actually go out and educate others?
    Which doesn’t preclude her being bat-shit crazy, so never mind.

  • randomsausage

    She sure is a needy pup. Always wanting to be the center of attention. I suggest neutering the bitch and giving her a couple of Puperoni. Maybe she’ll quit her yappin’ then.

    Ok – end of lame bitch metaphor….it was only a two martini lunch.

  • assistant/atlas

    Michelle Bachmann Is Crazy!
    Sun Rises In East!
    Gravity Causes Stuff To Fall To Ground!

  • davesnothere

    Who in god’s name is the crazy-ass beeyatch interviewing her?

  • Fivetree

    [re=282268]Senhor Tambor[/re]: Wearing ONLY the bowtie.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=282216]The Unfairman[/re]: Is Amy the only sane person from that whole damn state?

  • The Station Manager

    Michelle, please. Save some crazy for the rest of us.

  • comradepaulson

    [re=282286]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Do we count Prince as the crazy or the sane?

  • rocktonsammy

    I an see a Bachmann hate fuck turning into a sympathy screw leading to cuddling after, as long as she doesn’t talk.

  • Scandinavian Fetus

    I hate to say it, but Michelle is a RWWNPFCTILTF

    “Republican Women With No Pre-Frontal Cortex That I’d Like to Fuck”

    But, like Walt Whitman said, “Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.”

  • chascates

    [re=282274]comradepaulson[/re]: I went to her web site, found an email address and sent a message saying she should run for President. I’ll share any wingnuttery I receive back.
    GOP Limbaugh/Palin
    3rd Newt/Bachman
    And let’s not forget Dr. Ron Paul, Esq.!

  • Itsjustme

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Beautiful!

  • R-dawg

    What a lake-billie!

    LMAO (laughed my ass off).

  • iolanthe

    [re=282117]bricks[/re]: Win!

  • Dr Tobias Funke

    And what is it that our ‘Volunteer’ Army / Marines / Airforce / Navy / Cost Guard do?

    Re-educate Young People- check
    Trained in philosophy that govt puts forward- check
    work where the govt says- check

    So they hate the troops!

  • picyou

    What the hell is she doing wasting her time calling in to a radio show? Didn’t she know that George W. Bush was at a baseball game in Texas, completely approachable? Get down there and kiss his ass, Michele!

  • picyou

    Somebody needs to tell Michele that they’re all going to have to wear berets and learn how to give a special “salute”. That should keep her going for awhile.

  • Scandalabra

    OK. I listened to the whole thing. My last lobotomy did less damage.

  • melvin

    I guess “Transnationalist” is the new buzzword for the wingnuts.

  • natteringnabomb

    Hey Minnesnowta ya get what ya vote for.Too many gov’t employees?Well at least one too many!

  • cranky

    Laura Ingrahm – marry (she’s useless and that is what i think of marriage)
    Michelle Bachmann – kill (with a knife, so i can enjoy it)
    Sarah Palin – fuck (you know she’s a mess)

  • americanscandoanything

    Does Ramesh Ponnuru even have a penis?

  • cranky

    americorps? she is the stupidest person on earth. “mandatory”? yeah, shit for brains, so you can’t get the cash and skip out on the responsibility portion.

    you nutbags! “im not sending my kids to re-education camps.”

    oh, listening to this was a bad idea.

  • cranky

    [re=282395]cranky[/re]: propaganda camps, idiot, listen better! important things are being said!

  • BadKitty

    [re=282286]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: NO. i’m sorta sane. Sorta. Not in the 6th district, though.

  • President X

    Why does Michele Blachmann carry the same magical name as our new Miss Universe, Michelle Obama, and why does she also assume the last name of the American president, Ba’raq Hussein Blackman? Also, how is it that Michele Blackmann is never seen standing next to the other Great Amercan Hero, President Dick Van Dyke??

  • jagorev

    [re=282392]americanscandoanything[/re]: Of course Ramesh Ponnuru has a penis. He calls it “Jonah Goldberg”.

  • myheadsexploding

    she has insane lady eyebrows

  • Aquannissiwamissoo

    Michelle Bachmann makes the term “corn fed” take on rather disturbing, Stephen King-like dimensions.

  • hobospacejunkie

    Marry – Michele Bachmann (I like to cuddle in the morning.)
    Kill – Michele Bachmann (She will seriously annoy at some point.)
    Fuck – Michele Bachmann (I am a necrophiliac? Can I do this is in a different order?)

    The other two don’t interest me nor do they BRING THE KRAYZEE like The Divine Miss M.

    Actually I saw the real Divine Miss M in Las Vegas last Wednesday night. I’ll take her over Bachmann any old day. Or night.

  • masterofzen

    Are these people real? Is Minnesota a real place?

  • LeastExcellent

    um.. Newt? I want to see if the carpet matches the drapes, I bet he has an elephant shaved down there

  • One Yield Regular

    Can we please see her EATEN ALIVE by the 540,000 alumni of Americorps, whom she’s just summarily dismissed?

    But perhaps she should bring up her concern with John McCain.

  • S.Luggo

    Still Crazy After All These Years, too.

    [re=282433]masterofzen[/re]: Mordor.

  • thebeatgoeson

    [re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=282214]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Shared win! And duh, I realized the Minnesota/Mary Tyler Moore connection. I think my brain was damaged listening to that clip. She is eleventy billion kinds of crazy.

  • zhubajie

    I expect that one daysoon, some televangelist(s) will tell the Bachman sorts to “kill the liberals.” A Rwandan type rampage will follow. Next a long-drawn out civil war of all against all.

    “Flee the wrath which is to come.” — Jesus

    Zhu Bajie

  • thebeatgoeson

    [re=282481]thebeatgoeson[/re]: oops – I mean *just* realized. My brain is more damaged than I thought!

  • S.Luggo

    [re=282421]myheadsexploding[/re]: Bertha Mason.

  • mylesfromnowhere

    I swear she looks just like my date/party doll only with teeth.

  • BachmannIs A Total WhackJob

    Please know that the majority of Minnesotans are highly (well sorta) distressed that this woman is even in office. The 6th district is full of teh crazies, nut-job, ass-hats like no other part of our state. It is surprising that the tingle/dingle-whatever-berry guy did as well as he did in that district. Crazy-eyes Bachmann scares the shit out of me, or would if she wern’t so irrelevent.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    Palin/Bachmann 2012 – with Joe the Plumber as Secretary of State.

  • zhubajie

    [re=282034]Dirtbag Jones[/re]: TBN

    Zhu Bajie

  • zhubajie

    [re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: Nothing. He’d cornhole her.

    Zhu Bajie

  • S.Luggo

    [re=282494]S.Luggo[/re]: For you communications/marketing/polisci/art history BA majors: the woman in Mister Rochester’s tower. Who? What?

  • maven

    “We can’t allow our youth to be corrupted by American Reeducation Camps, where they will shove their infidel Democracy ideals down our throats” …Osama Bin Laden

    Note, by the way, that like Bush she refers to her “Democrat colleague”. But, you know, Obama is really the Antichrist, with his one-world government, his one-world currency, and his forced politically correct brain washing cults. Hal Lindsey lives on in Minnesota!

  • TeddyS

    Re-education and propaganda camps for the kids to teach them how to be good zombie socialistas! What a great idea! How come crazy Michelle could think that up while Obama just sits there?

  • eppa_rixey

    Americorps is an evil Nazi reeducation camp!!! Holy fucking hot balls, doggie!! The Mother Ship is the greatest spectacle in American politics today. I love this crazy bitch!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Now that I think about it, maybe this is a jealous cry from Michelle who wants to jam her tongue down Preznit Barry’s throat. It would certainly fit the well trod wing nut pattern of hating the people/persons they love.

  • assistant/atlas

    [re=282419]jagorev[/re]: u pwned it.

    Iowa approves gay marriage. Minnesota — not Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, even one of the Dakotas– has the craziest rep in the entire Congress. A Mormon looks like the sanest Republican presidential candidate. An American First Lady humps the English Queen with her hand and then out-chics the hot, young SUPERMODEL FRENCH First Lady.

    Truly it is the 21st century!!!1!

    Now where are my fucking flying cars?

  • cincinattus68

    Creating fear in ignorant people through misrepresentation. Scaring stupid people with lies. If it was a Christian service camp and it was Bush pushing it, they would LOVE IT!

  • Traveler

    [re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: BTO Excellent!

  • flyingspaghettimonster

    Michele Bachmann on Sue Jeffers. Hot.

  • Brooklyn

    I think Michele Bachmann was overheard at NY Fashion week, saying ” Americorps is so Khmer Rouge!”