AMERICA'S NUT  2:04 pm April 6, 2009

UPDATE: Michele Bachmann Does More Crazy Stuff

by Ken Layne

Duck.This woman, again! Paranoid imbecile and Minnesota baby-farmer Michele Bachmann has done the following things since we last wrote about her, probably a few days ago: She opposes foreclosure relief, even though her poor dumb district is, obviously, the hardest-hit part of Minnesota. Way to teach your constituents to buck up and get ready for armed revolt against the blacks, Michele! And, even better, she told some wingnut radio host over the weekend that all of America’s children — and many of them are also Michele’s children — will be forced into negroid re-education camps, exactly like Mao did to earlier generations, somewhere. You must listen to this.

Here’s the hilarious audio, courtesy of Dump Bachmann:

Michele Bachmann on Sue Jeffers [Dump Bachmann]
Bachmann’s district has Minnesota’s highest foreclosure rates [Minnesota Independent]

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DagNabbit April 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm

I challenge anyone here name a better hate fuck.


Crow T. Robot April 6, 2009 at 2:09 pm

oh jeez…

norbizness April 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Or, in Bachmann’s case, initial education camp.

Chautauqua April 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I love how she just makes stuff up..or maybe she just says what she hears from the voices in her head.

ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Mish, Mish, Mish. Those edumakashun camps are called SCHOOLs.

Texan Bulldoggette April 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Maybe she’s Borat & America is Kazakhstan.

Spiro Agnew April 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I’ve never met a better candidate for a lobotomy.

Kev-O-Tron April 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I was all excited to read Wonkette but now I feel compelled to go read her blog and start drinking early.

trondant April 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm

The rabies is so strong in this one that I expect the CDC to quarantine her ass any day now.

MathewBrooks April 6, 2009 at 2:15 pm

And the batshit gets batshittier.

jagorev April 6, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I thought “America’s Nut” was Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal. Or is he America’s Taint?

ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I’m slowly losing my snark (fuck you Denby) but here’s a quick game of fun…

How about a game of fuck, marry, kill between Laura Ingrahm, Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin?

Deepthroat April 6, 2009 at 2:16 pm

clearly this woman is itching for some big black Obamacock.

Hart88 April 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Pam Geller, aka Atlas Juggs

sevenrepeat April 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

she is one chromosome away from a potato.

jagorev April 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

She wants to “bind him [Obama] down”. Kinky.

Cicada April 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

This is an actual elected official, folks. Actual. Elected. Official.

Spiro Agnew April 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Obviously fuck all of them and then kill them, or maybe it’s the other way around, whatever.

Hart88 April 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: ooops, one more: Laura Ingraham, although the knowledge that Ramesh Ponnuru has plowed that field may require the use of chemical stimulation.

PerhapsSo April 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=282005]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Does that mean that we have to send her abroad to make benefit glorious nation of America?

BigDupa April 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Can someone write a law that limits her pay to $1? I think even for a buck, we’re overpaying.

Chickensmack April 6, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Wait, wait… quiet, everyone. Michelle Bachmann is absolutely right. We really should send our kids to re-education camps. Without these camps, we’ll never be able to combat creationism and unilateral forgiveness of whitey.

Mustang April 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm

GOBAMA! Brainwash the young people into caring about their country and fellow Americans!!!! Good luck with that!!!

The Church of Realism April 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Jesus Christ, I couldn’t even listen to all that. Does she even understand the words coming out of her mouth? Fer fucks sake…

Dirtbag Jones April 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Will somebody please give her a teevee show. Better yet, her own wild eyed channel so we can all bask in the glory of this Minnesota miracle.

Chickensmack April 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: I’d say that Dubya has to be high on the list. Just because he’s minus a vag doesn’t mean he’s incapable of receiving a grudge hump’r’two

AWOcoholic April 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm

She is vocally/mentally separated at birth from Sarah Palin.

Texan Bulldoggette April 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm

[re=282021]PerhapsSo[/re]: Please, yes! Or maybe MN can just recall her due to her insanity.

[re=282020]Hart88[/re]: Just saw a pic of Ramesh & he is one ugly mo-fo. Looks like Laura is getting old & desperate.

Naked Bunny with a Whip April 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm

I can’t wait until Jindal and Bachmann mate and produce crazy, crazy babies, so the Republicans can run them for office in the 2030s.

Suds McKenzie April 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm

yaaaaaaaayy, thanks Michele for brightening an otherwise boring Monday, … yaaaaaah. You Go (crazy) girl.

Atypical April 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm

[re=282018]Cicada[/re]: Don’t be surprised. This is what they do because The Republicans are no longer a political party. They are now a force bent on obstructing progress and destroying the country. They hate it because it is not to their liking. They feel there are too many social programs, too many minorities, unnecessary taxes on the wealthy and too many regulations on the “free market”, too much freedom for the lower classes, not enough law enforcement and courts that are too lenient, not enough religion to keep the masses under control, not enough support for our military to effectively rule the world and remove and torture those that disagree with us, and not enough control of the media so that their message is the only one heard.
One only needs to observe a few of their “leaders” like Palin or Limbaugh to see that the shallow, anti-intellectual, emotion-laden reasons for their positions are calculated to inflame hatred and distrust and never to educate. Contempt is used for ideas not part of their approved positions. Never has there been such an assault on progress, honest debate and civility coupled with a corresponding acquiescence of a large element of the citizenry. This has occurred primarily due to their successful control of the media and the indifference of Americans.
Those who support this movement are severely undermining the country. There can be honest debate on what our country needs. The Democrats do not have all the answers but neither should they be demonized as they have been and are now.
If this subversion is not eradicated we will have more rending of the fabric of the country until it becomes unrecognizable. The financial meltdown provides overwhelming evidence of the result of our negligence. This is the outcome when ideology and greed rule and objective analysis and simple disagreement are considered unpatriotic.

Larry McAwful April 6, 2009 at 2:31 pm

That picture of her makes her look like Marlo “That Girl” Thomas.

These allegations of treason are getting out of hand. I call it Bachmann Turncoat Overdrive.

Deepthroat April 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Manchu: Palin, Bachmann, Ingraham

(i know Bachmann sounds bad for marry, but i have my reasoning, and i spent some time thinking about it. plus, i’m really bored.)

Guppy06 April 6, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Like I said earlier, the right-wingers love their guns but hate universal conscription. It’s just not “cool” any more if everybody does it, especially if they have to do it.

AngryBlakGuy April 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm

…shouldn’t she be at the Kentucky gun show or something?!

2druk2phluq April 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Sodomizing your constituents.
U R Doing It Right!

President Beeblebrox April 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm

But wait! Glenn Beck is running a special tonight which is supposed to debunk the FEMA Interment Camp rumors. All is well!

Sussemilch April 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm

It’s like Mary Tyler Moore on crack.

Hooray For Anything April 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm

[re=282034]Dirtbag Jones[/re]: You’re in luck– Hannity occasionally has her on as a guest host or part of his “distinguished panel of experts.”

[re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Obviously, you’d have to say you’d want to fuck or marry Laura Ingraham and Michelle Bachmann because the problem with trying to kill Sarah Palin is that somebody who shoots wolves out of a helicopter is not somebody you’d want to mess with.

ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Ingrahm, Palin, Bachmann

I go by George Bluth (Arrested Development)’s maxim of you never date/marry KRAZY.

AngryBlakGuy April 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

…it should be a felony to be that retarded.

BobLoblawLawBlog April 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Does the woman who lost to her ever just sit alone in a dimly lit room, stare into the mirror, and wonder what her purpose in the world is? Cause if you can’t beat someone who just called for a return to McCarthyism, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel.

proudgrampa April 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

WTF? She’d be scary if she wasn’t so funny… Dimwit.

Woodwards Friend April 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=282061]Sussemilch[/re]: She’s going to make it crazy after all!

TGY April 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Mmm, no. The Crazy is too high. Also, I don’t do hate fucks, though I *do* have a lot of love in my heart even for crazy people. MB goes past my threshold, even so.

shortsshortsshorts April 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm

She’s obviously onto something. After all, ALEX JONES is saying the same thing— and everyone knows that you do not fuck with ALEX JONES, and stuffs.

freakishlystrong April 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=282040]Atypical[/re]: Well put, Sir or Madame. It’s like political ‘roid rage…

rina April 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: Bite your tongue!

ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm

In any other place but MN-6, yes. Apparently MN6 is the inbred wingnut capital of the state.

american mutt April 6, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I can see it now:

Obama: Lets invest in early education.
Bachmann (her head explodes)

ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=282070]Woodwards Friend[/re]:
Newty G: You know what? You’re bugfuck insane.
Michelle: Well, yes…
Newty G: I LOVE insanity.

mocowbell April 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Just imaging what would result from her breeding with Glen Beck… Possible to set the two of them up in a cheap motel room stocked with cheap burbon and some nazi uniforms?

kipperthegod April 6, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Just another example proving the Republican party has been reduced to the angry closeted, the openly racist, and the mentally deficient. I love her dissemination of “volunteerism.” Okay: paying people to do the government’s business is socialist New World Order for the shitty, absolutely essential jobs Americorps is assigned (teaching in third-world conditions right here in the US, for example), but it is absolutely patriotic God Bless America to pay Blackwater contractors to murder Iraqis for us. Got it, Michelle. Thanks.

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler April 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Somewhere in Alaska, overlooking Russia, Sarah Palin in smiling and thinking:

“See, I told you folks in this great nation of America that I was smart!”

imissopus April 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: I was going to say Coulter, but then I remembered I like to fuck women.


ManchuCandidate April 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Who can turn the world on with her rants?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
With each word and every wide eyed speech you show it

Insanity all around, no need to waste it
You can torch the town, why don’t you start it
You’re gonna make it after all
You’re gonna make it after all

S.Luggo April 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Poor Michele. Her psyche has been twisted and scarred by the many semesters she spent in re-education camp, aka “K thru 3″ summer school.

Come here a minute April 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm

This is what Kim Jong Il was talking about when he said his launch was a success — the crazy bomb was unleashed on helpless Minnesota radio listeners.

Fear of a Black Reagan April 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm

They talk so nice, and yet they talk Nazi. Minnesota is an amazing place…

Cape Clod April 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm

I’ve always wanted to ask her this question.

“I’ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading “Guns and Ammo”, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!”? Yeah. Do you guys do that? “

Miller April 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm

See Minnesota, this is why you aren’t allowed to have a second Senator. Question though, has she officially moved into the running as the dumbest/craziest elected representative ever or is there some inbred hillbilly Kentucky congressman from 1815 I’m forgetting?

TimeCubist April 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm

[re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: Bwahahaha!

bricks April 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm

This is all the result of over-oxygenated eyeballs.


bricks April 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

This just in, from the Shithouse Rat Anti-Defamation League:

“Michele Bachmann does NOT speak for us!”

Mr.BorgtoYou April 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm

This woman has to be completely insane. How do people like this end of being elected? It’s a joke right? Like when you vote for prom queen or student council or something. Right?

CivicHoliday April 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

If Michelle and Sarah had a single night of hot closeted lesbian sex, would one of them later give birth to an immaculately conceived spawn of satan?

Sussemilch April 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ya Know, Betty McCollum could even pass for Rhoda. We might be on to something here.

Senator Bateman April 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Ann Coulter.

bitchincamaro April 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Is there a “Dump Sue Jeffers” movement? If so, count me in.

dzeni April 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Stearns County Syndrome… anyone? anyone?

comradepaulson April 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: And unto the wingnuts, a child is born.

zenferret April 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

[re=282134]Senator Bateman[/re]: I think DagNabbit meant someone with out a penis.

Links April 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Now, I would find this hilarious, if a) some idiots didn’t take the crazy seriously and started killing people randomly, b) a majority of the people in her district were not crazy enough to vote for her multiple times. Who am I kidding? I still find it hilarious!

Fivetree April 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Tucker Bounds. That pretty little lying mouth is too hard to resist.

Fear of a Black Reagan April 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=282099]Miller[/re]: Oh dear Lord no. I mean f’rexample you got John G. Schmitz, who was expelled by the friggin’ John Birch Society for extremism. Also he fathered an illegitimate child and got caught because the mother allegedly almost castrated the kid. AND FURTHER TRUE FACT ON TOP OF THAT he was also the father of Mary Kay Letourneau (i.e. teacher who banged the underage Samoan kid).

Atheist Nun April 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm

#1: Ugh. That hostess-person. One of the only things in the world that is worse than Bachmann, is someone who is actually, for real, excited to talk to Bachmann, because they like her.

#2: Bachmann is setting a great example for the Youth Of The Americas, the example being: This is what happens when you are mentally insane and do not seek treatment.

Accordion-o-rama April 6, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=282000]Chautauqua[/re]: A leader in the mold of Reagan.

Senator Bateman April 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

[re=282174]zenferret[/re]: Touche.

choom gangster April 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=281992]DagNabbit[/re]: Catherine Harris

GayInMaine April 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

[re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: She lost to a guy named Elwyn Tinklenberg. No – really…

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Major Win!

GayInMaine April 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: She beat a guy named Elwyn Tinklenberg. No – really…

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Major Win!

Accordion-o-rama April 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: May I make a minor edit? (Hope this formatting works)

Who can turn the world on with her rants?
Who can take a slow news day, and suddenly make you fill your pants?
Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
With each word and every wide eyed speech you show it

Insanity all around, no need to waste it
You can torch the town, why don’t you start it
You’re gonna make it after all
You’re gonna make it after all

The Unfairman April 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm

I also urge her to run against Amy Klobuchar, because that shit would be funny.

Minnesota only has about 4.5 million people, but she would easily lose that race by about 6 million votes.

LeHanzka April 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm

From the MN Independent article:

“Bachmann hasn’t authored or sponsored any legislation to assist homeowners facing foreclosure, but she has co-sponsored 14 bills to restrict abortions and five to promote Christianity in government.”

Attention sixth district: your torches and pitchforks have arrived. Please pick them up tomorrow at the SCSU Hockey Center. You will also be given a map to Bachmann’s home and list of depression-era mob chants.

Botswana Meat Commission FC April 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm


Kelly Bensimon.

Jukesgrrl April 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ingrahm, Bachmann, and Sarah Palin? Can’t we just “bind them all down”? I don’t know what that means, but I like the image I get.

[re=282067]BobLoblawLawBlog[/re]: The Democrat defeated by Bachmann is a minister who had practically no name recognition in the district prior to his run, but he came very close to defeating her. His campaign was showered with donations from across the nation in the weeks before the election and he was able to purchase a lot of TV ads. But in the end, KRAZY won out, as it so often does, especially in otherwise lovely Minnesota.

[re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: Please, NO further reproduction. NONE! She looks/talks/acts like the Octomom on meth.

norbizness April 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm

The problem of gerrymandering to create safe districts is a little like inbreeding; do it too many times, and you end up with a club-footed waterheaded moronic shithole of a district, which is clearly the one Bachmann represents all too well.

The Unfairman April 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=282011]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Kill Kill Kill

Senhor Tambor April 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm


F: Bachmann. Hatefuck beyond comparison!
M: Palin. After she’s mine, she will do MY bidding. That’s just how she is.
K: Ingraham. There’s nobody uglier on the planet. And that’s taking into consideration the soft pink shell. That makes for a really ugly center!

chascates April 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Newt Gingrich mentioned there might be a third party, the ‘real’ conservatives. I think Michele’s time is coming.

Senhor Tambor April 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm

[re=282183]Fivetree[/re]: Carlson, too. In fact, everyone whose first name is “Tucker”, please report to the blue door in back of the building. Bow ties a plus.

comradepaulson April 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm

[re=282264]chascates[/re]: Does she have a PAC already? Where do I contribute? Please, Bachmann… run as a third party candidate… with Snowbilly as the GOP nominee… oh, please, please, please can this happen? Spaghetti Monster, are you listening?

NotthatLC April 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm

And this Americorp program was something that Hopey came up with, right? When he was President back in 1993? Why is this woman crazy?
Or maybe she’s just confused – perhaps she thought that members of Americorp were being re-educated, when they actually go out and educate others?
Which doesn’t preclude her being bat-shit crazy, so never mind.

randomsausage April 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm

She sure is a needy pup. Always wanting to be the center of attention. I suggest neutering the bitch and giving her a couple of Puperoni. Maybe she’ll quit her yappin’ then.

Ok – end of lame bitch metaphor….it was only a two martini lunch.

assistant/atlas April 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Michelle Bachmann Is Crazy!
Sun Rises In East!
Gravity Causes Stuff To Fall To Ground!

davesnothere April 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm

Who in god’s name is the crazy-ass beeyatch interviewing her?

Fivetree April 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=282268]Senhor Tambor[/re]: Wearing ONLY the bowtie.

Texan Bulldoggette April 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm

[re=282216]The Unfairman[/re]: Is Amy the only sane person from that whole damn state?

The Station Manager April 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Michelle, please. Save some crazy for the rest of us.

comradepaulson April 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm

[re=282286]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Do we count Prince as the crazy or the sane?

rocktonsammy April 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm

I an see a Bachmann hate fuck turning into a sympathy screw leading to cuddling after, as long as she doesn’t talk.

Scandinavian Fetus April 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm

I hate to say it, but Michelle is a RWWNPFCTILTF

“Republican Women With No Pre-Frontal Cortex That I’d Like to Fuck”

But, like Walt Whitman said, “Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.”

chascates April 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=282274]comradepaulson[/re]: I went to her web site, found an email address and sent a message saying she should run for President. I’ll share any wingnuttery I receive back.
GOP Limbaugh/Palin
3rd Newt/Bachman
And let’s not forget Dr. Ron Paul, Esq.!

Itsjustme April 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Beautiful!

R-dawg April 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm

What a lake-billie!

LMAO (laughed my ass off).

iolanthe April 6, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=282117]bricks[/re]: Win!

Dr Tobias Funke April 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm

And what is it that our ‘Volunteer’ Army / Marines / Airforce / Navy / Cost Guard do?

Re-educate Young People- check
Trained in philosophy that govt puts forward- check
work where the govt says- check

So they hate the troops!

picyou April 6, 2009 at 6:54 pm

What the hell is she doing wasting her time calling in to a radio show? Didn’t she know that George W. Bush was at a baseball game in Texas, completely approachable? Get down there and kiss his ass, Michele!

picyou April 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Somebody needs to tell Michele that they’re all going to have to wear berets and learn how to give a special “salute”. That should keep her going for awhile.

Scandalabra April 6, 2009 at 7:00 pm

OK. I listened to the whole thing. My last lobotomy did less damage.

melvin April 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm

I guess “Transnationalist” is the new buzzword for the wingnuts.

natteringnabomb April 6, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Hey Minnesnowta ya get what ya vote for.Too many gov’t employees?Well at least one too many!

cranky April 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Laura Ingrahm – marry (she’s useless and that is what i think of marriage)
Michelle Bachmann – kill (with a knife, so i can enjoy it)
Sarah Palin – fuck (you know she’s a mess)

americanscandoanything April 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Does Ramesh Ponnuru even have a penis?

cranky April 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm

americorps? she is the stupidest person on earth. “mandatory”? yeah, shit for brains, so you can’t get the cash and skip out on the responsibility portion.

you nutbags! “im not sending my kids to re-education camps.”

oh, listening to this was a bad idea.

cranky April 6, 2009 at 8:00 pm

[re=282395]cranky[/re]: propaganda camps, idiot, listen better! important things are being said!

BadKitty April 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm

[re=282286]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: NO. i’m sorta sane. Sorta. Not in the 6th district, though.

President X April 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm

Why does Michele Blachmann carry the same magical name as our new Miss Universe, Michelle Obama, and why does she also assume the last name of the American president, Ba’raq Hussein Blackman? Also, how is it that Michele Blackmann is never seen standing next to the other Great Amercan Hero, President Dick Van Dyke??

jagorev April 6, 2009 at 8:18 pm

[re=282392]americanscandoanything[/re]: Of course Ramesh Ponnuru has a penis. He calls it “Jonah Goldberg”.

myheadsexploding April 6, 2009 at 8:20 pm

she has insane lady eyebrows

Aquannissiwamissoo April 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Michelle Bachmann makes the term “corn fed” take on rather disturbing, Stephen King-like dimensions.

hobospacejunkie April 6, 2009 at 8:34 pm

Marry – Michele Bachmann (I like to cuddle in the morning.)
Kill – Michele Bachmann (She will seriously annoy at some point.)
Fuck – Michele Bachmann (I am a necrophiliac? Can I do this is in a different order?)

The other two don’t interest me nor do they BRING THE KRAYZEE like The Divine Miss M.

Actually I saw the real Divine Miss M in Las Vegas last Wednesday night. I’ll take her over Bachmann any old day. Or night.

masterofzen April 6, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Are these people real? Is Minnesota a real place?

LeastExcellent April 6, 2009 at 8:45 pm

um.. Newt? I want to see if the carpet matches the drapes, I bet he has an elephant shaved down there

One Yield Regular April 6, 2009 at 8:59 pm

Can we please see her EATEN ALIVE by the 540,000 alumni of Americorps, whom she’s just summarily dismissed?

But perhaps she should bring up her concern with John McCain.

S.Luggo April 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Still Crazy After All These Years, too.

[re=282433]masterofzen[/re]: Mordor.

thebeatgoeson April 6, 2009 at 10:23 pm

[re=282090]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=282214]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Shared win! And duh, I realized the Minnesota/Mary Tyler Moore connection. I think my brain was damaged listening to that clip. She is eleventy billion kinds of crazy.

zhubajie April 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm

I expect that one daysoon, some televangelist(s) will tell the Bachman sorts to “kill the liberals.” A Rwandan type rampage will follow. Next a long-drawn out civil war of all against all.

“Flee the wrath which is to come.” — Jesus

Zhu Bajie

thebeatgoeson April 6, 2009 at 10:45 pm

[re=282481]thebeatgoeson[/re]: oops – I mean *just* realized. My brain is more damaged than I thought!

S.Luggo April 6, 2009 at 10:59 pm

[re=282421]myheadsexploding[/re]: Bertha Mason.

mylesfromnowhere April 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm

I swear she looks just like my date/party doll only with teeth.

BachmannIs A Total WhackJob April 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Please know that the majority of Minnesotans are highly (well sorta) distressed that this woman is even in office. The 6th district is full of teh crazies, nut-job, ass-hats like no other part of our state. It is surprising that the tingle/dingle-whatever-berry guy did as well as he did in that district. Crazy-eyes Bachmann scares the shit out of me, or would if she wern’t so irrelevent.

Johnny Zhivago April 6, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Palin/Bachmann 2012 – with Joe the Plumber as Secretary of State.

zhubajie April 6, 2009 at 11:18 pm

[re=282034]Dirtbag Jones[/re]: TBN

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie April 6, 2009 at 11:22 pm

[re=282084]mocowbell[/re]: Nothing. He’d cornhole her.

Zhu Bajie

S.Luggo April 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm

[re=282494]S.Luggo[/re]: For you communications/marketing/polisci/art history BA majors: the woman in Mister Rochester’s tower. Who? What?

maven April 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm

“We can’t allow our youth to be corrupted by American Reeducation Camps, where they will shove their infidel Democracy ideals down our throats” …Osama Bin Laden

Note, by the way, that like Bush she refers to her “Democrat colleague”. But, you know, Obama is really the Antichrist, with his one-world government, his one-world currency, and his forced politically correct brain washing cults. Hal Lindsey lives on in Minnesota!

TeddyS April 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm

Re-education and propaganda camps for the kids to teach them how to be good zombie socialistas! What a great idea! How come crazy Michelle could think that up while Obama just sits there?

eppa_rixey April 7, 2009 at 12:25 am

Americorps is an evil Nazi reeducation camp!!! Holy fucking hot balls, doggie!! The Mother Ship is the greatest spectacle in American politics today. I love this crazy bitch!

ManchuCandidate April 7, 2009 at 12:28 am

Now that I think about it, maybe this is a jealous cry from Michelle who wants to jam her tongue down Preznit Barry’s throat. It would certainly fit the well trod wing nut pattern of hating the people/persons they love.

assistant/atlas April 7, 2009 at 1:56 am

[re=282419]jagorev[/re]: u pwned it.

Iowa approves gay marriage. Minnesota — not Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, even one of the Dakotas– has the craziest rep in the entire Congress. A Mormon looks like the sanest Republican presidential candidate. An American First Lady humps the English Queen with her hand and then out-chics the hot, young SUPERMODEL FRENCH First Lady.

Truly it is the 21st century!!!1!

Now where are my fucking flying cars?

cincinattus68 April 7, 2009 at 2:45 am

Creating fear in ignorant people through misrepresentation. Scaring stupid people with lies. If it was a Christian service camp and it was Bush pushing it, they would LOVE IT!

Traveler April 7, 2009 at 9:32 am

[re=282048]Larry McAwful[/re]: BTO Excellent!

flyingspaghettimonster April 7, 2009 at 11:43 am

Michele Bachmann on Sue Jeffers. Hot.

Brooklyn April 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I think Michele Bachmann was overheard at NY Fashion week, saying ” Americorps is so Khmer Rouge!”

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