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THE WAR AT HOME

Violent Footage Of Local Pillow Biter Fight

If you have not checked out Intern Elizabeth’s terrifying images of hipster violence on the National Mall over the weekend, during the Cherry Blossom Festival, you should do that. Here is a high-resolution film of the event, in which perfectly good goose feather pillows were destroyed because the Internet told them to. [YouTube]


12:17 PM on Mon April 6 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. StephanieInCA says at 12:24 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Those are not pillows. They are giant teabags. WHY DO YOU HATE THE REVOLUTION?

  2. HipHopOpotamus says at 12:26 pm, April 6th, 2009

    I think those are synthetic feathers ’cause they’re all vegans.

    Unless it’s unhip to be vegan now? Is the ironic sensibility now to eat meat or something?

  3. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:26 pm, April 6th, 2009

    I do not watch pillow fights that don’t end in lesbians making out. Thanks.

  4. Come here a minute says at 12:27 pm, April 6th, 2009

    If that’s how you do tea-bagging, UR DOIN IT RONG!

  5. MARCdMan says at 12:36 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Now what horrible injustice was that supposed to be a show of defiance against?

  6. DagNabbit says at 12:43 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Why is pot illegal?

    It would keep these freaks safely planted on the sofa where they cannot harm others with their lame ass ideas. Lame ass ideas.

  7. Rukasu says at 12:48 pm, April 6th, 2009

    This video is 1:40 too long

  8. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:48 pm, April 6th, 2009

    …its not a real “Pillow Fight” until someone is bleeding!

  9. Capitol Hillbilly says at 12:49 pm, April 6th, 2009

    These people are “hipsters”? Oh yeah, it’s DC.

  10. Cicada says at 12:50 pm, April 6th, 2009

    HipHopOpotamus: Actually it is. Especially bacon.

  11. Hebrewzzi says at 12:51 pm, April 6th, 2009

    That video was sauteed in weaksauce. #fail

  12. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:52 pm, April 6th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun: …WIN!!!

  13. Serolf Divad says at 12:53 pm, April 6th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun:

    Bing, bing, bing. We have a winning comment.

  14. The Cold Sea says at 12:56 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Retarded. Geeks.

  15. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 1:02 pm, April 6th, 2009

    This is worse than hipster kickball, but much better than National Take Your Pants Off Day.

  16. Deepthroat says at 1:07 pm, April 6th, 2009

    clearly, this proves that Capitalism is evil.

  17. Man Without Qualities says at 1:18 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Ha! Some Euroteens were doing this over the weekend on the main square in Pécs, Hungary. I watched them try to scoop up all their feathers in plastic bags afterwards.

  18. I’m just glad that’s in high resolution.

  19. This hotel promises to offer pillow fights on room service:
    http://www.bespokehotels.com/hotel/pages/bermondseysquare/home.htm

  20. Man Without Qualities: Mmmm, Euroteens, tasty

  21. El Pinche says at 1:44 pm, April 6th, 2009

    THEYLL HAVE TO PRY MY ….etc etc

  22. WickedWitch says at 5:10 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Yawn.

  23. Scandinavian Fetus says at 5:53 pm, April 6th, 2009

    Oh, I thought this was the Asperger’s Day Festival.

    Did someone see my glasses?

  24. thefrontpage says at 10:41 am, April 7th, 2009

    Is it true that Eliot Spitzer came up with this idea? Supposedly he has a lot of experience with geeky pillow fights.

    Really, though, what the f?

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