Satellite of Love
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has finally united Democrats and Republicans: They all think he's an ass. And yes, he's taking the bailout money, the communist. [ ABC News ]
Meanwhile, new-world-order hero Barack Obama is just flying around Europe, promising to end nuclear rockets or whatever. [ Times of London ]
There's a new Illinois governor, right? And he is "squeaky clean." So god only knows what kind of kinky stuff will bringthisguy down. [ Associated Press ]
Lil' Kim's North Korean satellite/hell missile probably just crashed in the ocean. But still! [ New York Times ]
Those sad flag-draped-coffin arrivals are now open to the press, hooray. [ Washington Post ]
Ever get the creepy feeling that maybe long-haul truckers were killing all those hookers coast-to-coast? Well, yeah, that is probably what's going on. [ LA Times ]