Wonkette
We’re as sick of the Palins as every other idiot on this planet but for some reason HAHAHAHAHAH; when you marry a snowmobile stoner you marry his family too! “Todd Palin’s half-sister was arrested Thursday after police say she broke into a Wasilla home for the second time this week to steal money… Diana Palin, 35, entered a home near Wasilla’s Multi-Use Sports Complex and attempted to steal cash from the owner’s bedroom, police said. She also broke into the same house on Tuesday and stole $400, they said.” ES HARD 2 GET CREDDIT NOWDAYS. [ADN]
sweet christ! spidey even has a pear shaped middle like a real spider!
Diana Palin’s body oddly resembles Rush Limbaugh’s. And now I have to scortch the section of my brain that stores mental images with a hot poker.
There just aren’t a lot of fancee homez in Wasilla to steel from! Where’z else shes supposed to git the moneyz if she can’t sell Sarah’s fancy dressez she had gots from the RNC no more?
I have said it before: you should have to get a license to wear that much spandex.
It is not actually Diana Palin (although MAYBE). no one knows. it is just the best photo i’ve found all week.
Well it seems we missed an opportunity to elect a leader who would finally legalize meth, if only to stop this outrageous harassment of her family.
this will never stop being funny; the waves, the waves.
Isn’t that California bankruptcy’s sister?
I’d rather it was Diana Palin than my other option.
::hoping some clinic will take me for a walk-in lobotomy::
Not only did someone piss in that gene pool, they also got their dick stuck in one of the little water jets and had to have it cut off by firemen who just left it in there.
It must have something to do with the Northern Lights.
Jeebus, Newell. Where do you find that shit?
Dear Jim Newell please stop posting Jonah Goldberg fetish party pix, kthxby.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but actually isn’t every home in Wasilla “near Wasilla’s Multi-Use Sports Complex”?
Christ on a crutch. Those Palins/Heaths are a season’s worth of COPS episodes disguised as a family. Sadly, they are only less amusing than this Canada City bunch.
http://images.apple.com/pro/video/hartyanddunn/images/image_page1-1.jpg
As scary as SpiderObeseMan is, it is as “bad” (read: hilarious) as seeing a 300lb kid dressed as a Klingon at a local SF Convention (BiMonSciFiCon.)
Piyush Jindal–Diana Palin 2012!
Regrettably, google image search has nothing on Diana Palin, although it does generate some interesting juxtapositions of Sarah Palin and Princess Diana. Weird.
Sounds like grandpappy Palin produced some fine children: you got 1st dewd freeloader who apparently has never worked a 9-to-5 job in his life & then a B/E daughter. You gotta figure Todd’s kids won’t fall far from the apple tree (exhibit 1: pregnant 17 year old daughter who won’t complete HS).
The Palins are starting to make Barry’s Nigerian scammer relatives look respectable.
I mean, at least NoBama’s relatives use computers for their schemes. That practically makes them white-collar criminals.
Making money on Craigslist is all fun and games until the john refuses to pay.
There’s white trash, and then there’s trifling white trash…
Good smokin’ meth ain’t cheap.
Can we all pause to acknowledge that the favicon for the Alaska Politics Blog is a square white box. Yup, that’s about right.
With great power comes the great responsibility never, ever to put yourself in spandex. My gag reflexes are tingling…
In all honesty, I like to laugh at the Palins, but then I think about my own family and the extended genetic clusterfuck represented by the Illinois branch of my family tree, and I really do shudder to think of the insane stories that would come out if I ran for office.
Fucking Newell. Good god that photo.
Sadly, it got a darker color spider outfit to try to hide the man boobs & everything else all over the place. Oy Vey, these Palins are like cockroaches. I wish the frozen tundra would at least freeze them for 11 months out of the year. But then there is global warming. Oh well.
Glenn Beck will be having a dainty tea party on you know it! Tax Day! April 15th! Tune in for all the high jinks & teabagging. Bring yer doilies & handkerchiefs.
The next big pitchfork story: Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae to give out 250 million in bonuses. Here we go again! I bet Prez can’t wait to get back to the States. Ugh.
pondscum: And what the hell did you put in teh Googles to get there?
Newell is going alt-text crazy here today. And no that could not be “anyone”, I know very few people who would stretch spandex to that shape.
Eureka, I got it. That’s a pic of pregnant Bristol trying to get Levi ‘in the mood’, because what kid from Alaska isn’t into pregnant Spidey?
Support SARAHPAC!
Newell, as someone who is obviously in closer contact with white trash culture than your esteemed self, I have to say that meth-heads are really, really SKINNY and skanky. It’s your pot-smoking hippies who look like that atrocious sack of flesh above.
Jim Newell: I admire your integrity, Ken, clarifying this isn’t the latest Palin inbred to make the news. Or are you just afraid that with her new found wealth, this white trash snowbilly will sue your ass?
I’m not sure, but didn’t Pretty Boy Floyd or one of those famous 30s gangsters hit the same bank twice in one day? I don’t actually care, just gave me an excuse to share how excited I am to see His Deppness as Dilinger.
who was watching her mobile home while she was out stealing from the rich alaskan sod?
This news is going to rake in the dollars for SarahPAC!
Drudge has nothing on “our” wonkette. Sarah pac ad is next to this one.
Those Palins, just cold runnin’ around fuckin’ things up.
I think that the suit was initially designed to be transparent.
However, an unfortunate bout of diarrhea spread throughout the skin-tight suit like cerebrospinal fluid through the arachnoid meningie of the brain (no pun intended).
It is just like when your toddler takes a shit in his “onesy.”
DustBowlBlues: Oops, Jim, not Ken, though maybe the senior editor is the more rational mind in this one.
I still am deeply disappointed that no news has been revealed about Bristol and Levi being cousins. Now I’m beginning to think that’s actually Todd and Sarah. It would explain a lot.
Dave J.: Seriously, this should be Wonkette’s standard Jonah Goldberg picture.
Joey Ratz: done.
Jim Newell: i’m pretty sure that is a picture of lady caca…er, gaga.
Dave J.: and if you had spent your whole life demanding that other people’s personal lives be regulated by the government, while telling poor children to die more quietly, we’d gloat over your corpse too. if not, we’d totally let you slide.
Diana planned to donate half the stolen loot to SARAHPAC and spend whatever was left over on tea bags.
Diana looks like she’s trying to top Octomom’s record.
Is that another part of the costume on the floor? I can’t believe there’s left-over costume.
El Pinche: it’s a baby spider that fell out of her butt while she was sexy squating.
Did you pull that photo from Wizard’s annual costume contest?
Dear Rush Limpballs,
This photo confirms that the color black is not slimming.
FYI
Photo aside, I don’t like anything about this post. How is this any different than the wingnut articles about hopey’s half-blood aunts & uncles w/o green cards or jobs? Plus, in an economic apocalypse, is simple cash theft actually funny?
Mechanical Jacobin:
I dunno, massive hypocrisy on the part of Sarah Palin as a representative of the “Party of Family Values” maybe? Maybe not. For me, it’s just that I like to make meth jokes.
Scandinavian Fetus: Goddamnit man, that was beauticious.
Tommmcatt: Oh don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing I love more than a good meth joke. I just like them to actually involve, you know, meth.
Mechanical Jacobin: I’m disappointed too. I was hoping she died at the end of the story.
Sarah Palin wants to blow a big ragged hole in America.
Mechanical Jacobin: the difference is that barry didn’t get where he is by screaming that the illegals should be run out of town on a rail. if barry ever turns out to have side kids, or a history of domestic violence, after i stop puking, i’ll have plenty to say about him, promise.
Custerwolf: oh, thank you.
Mechanical Jacobin: “there’s nothing I love more than a good meth joke. I just like them to actually involve, you know, meth.”
You were expecting free samples?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNcX3q-nlN0
Hee Hee
Haw Haw
Hee Hee
Haw Haw
etc.
Red Zeppelin: Meth heads are often very very skinny for a few years, sure. Then their metabolisms freak out and they get fat as hell.
It’s true. I know several fat ex-tweakers and longtime current tweakers. Women especially. And their faces look like they’ve got herpes on their Kaposi’s Sarcoma lesions.
HOW THE FUCK did you assholes manage to take a photo through my computer screen?
Spidey needs to hit the BowFlex.
How about a post about Sarah Palin’s failure to prove her lies about
Trig’s birth? This site has some really compelling facts and information regarding the subject.
I’m convinced!! http://www.palindeception.com
The fuck is that photo? It’s like a diseased Venom.
There is no way that does not become my profile picture on Facebook.
sevenrepeat: .her? No, I think those are man udders.
Ooooh, the Palin stain will never clean up. Todd in Esquire, Levi on Tyra, etc Why can’t Palin go the way of Montauk?
J. Jonah Jameson, too generous already, needs to cut Pete’s per diem…too many Hot Pockets are making the Venom get-up a bit snug…
but having the ad for Sarahpac on the left side as you scoll down through the comments is pure marketing genius.
Scandinavian Fetus: Clearly, the schools in Scandinavia are better than ours.
I must insist, though, that my former toddlers never, ever did anything THAT butt-ugly in their “onesies.”
I saw court photos of Diana. Age 35? Wasilla-vanilla has sure sucked the life out of her, and not in a nice way.
I hope the arresting officer can find employment.
A cute twist in the story is how Diana actually brought along her 4 year old daughter for a little B&E. Those Alaksans are such a quaint and quixotic gang of miscreants.
Perfectly normal attire for Wasilla’s Multi-Use Sports Complex.
What spectacular Google search netted that photo? Netted. Get it?
I MUST SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD.
I can no longer keep this to myself. There is this website I troll, http://www.conservatives4palin.com/ . These people are honestly batshit insane. Mare then any of you will believe, even knowing how batshit insane Palindrones generally are.
ServiceJervixJuice: “HOW THE FUCK did you assholes manage to take a photo through my computer screen?”
Its those Chinese HaXors. They can also turn on your microphone at will. They are in the process of singlehandledly catching every american masterbating to internet pr0n for blackmail and/or for trials after they take over America
Looks like she’s pregnant again. Will she eat Todd this time?
iolanthe: Yes, the way they tear at their faces reminds of that bathroom scene in Poltergeist where the guy is picking at a tiny little zit on his cheek, then ends by tearing his entire face off.
What is someone in Wasilla doing with $400? Unless it is Alaska government oil check rebate season, this is worthy of investigation because there is probably meth involved. (Or is even that amount toomuch for meth?)
It’s curiously, ah, stimulating…. is that wrong?
OT, or maybe ON Topic, who knows:
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/sarah-palin-vs-levi-johnston
Jim Newell: Diana Palin is a Paultard?