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Wacky whore & fraud Rod Blagojevich, who was indicted on 16 counts of epic corruption in Chicago yesterday, is currently on vacation at the Florida amusement park Walt Disney World. Oh, and he is with his family. Some local teevee reporter lady got wind of this yesterday and went to his hotel pool area to harass him, ha. In the end we are introduced to a new and very comical figure, this very touchy fat slob who may or may not be Blagojevich’s bodyguard. [YouTube]
Time for the “he’s fucking Goofy” double-entendre.
Why is that reporter lady harassing a middle aged-lesbian with sunglasses? Leave teh gayz alone!
Someone needs to slip him a Mickey.
Good camera work Mrs. Blago’s boobs there, pal.
That, my friends, does NOT look like the Happiest Place on Earth.
Now that we’ve got that cleared up: how about that bodyguard? Could he be anymore stereotypically Chicaogoan? I was waiting for him to cough up a bratwurst and yell “DIT-ka!”
So his body guard is like “…and until he’s convicted…” Freudian slip?
Come here a minute: Well, to be fair the one tubby boob didn’t actually know the couple, he was just a local dicksucker fullfilling his bouncer fantasies.
His wife and his friends don’t know what a camera whore he is? It’s obviously not him, then.
Mama Grizzly defending her cubs, part 2.
Talk to the hand, sister!
I love the ambushing reporter getting uppity over the “bodyguard” getting in her face. Everyone can play that game you fascist media pig.
“I’m just somebody who knows” Bada-bing!
Custerwolf: Mobster-guarding-the-Don fantasy if you ask me.
Anyone else get the impression that Blago thinks he’s fled the country? I know Florida is poor right now and it’s very hot, but I promise it’s not really a banana republic.
teebob2000: Which is why I’m working on the prototype for a camera-taser ensemble. Just TRY grabbing the fucking lens ya mook.
WTF Channel 2 Florida? Your question is “What are you doing here?” It’s fucking Disney World.
Meanwhile a croc ate a jogger down the road. Go interveiw that.
We need to start hiring 300lb reporters with scary fucking scars to do interviews like this.
“Could you leave please?”
“Touch my camera again and I’m giving you a free colonoscopy. Move your fat ass, motherfucker.”
Wow, the “Less Than Zero” cast sure didn’t age well.
Suddenly I’m hungry for milk. Not sure why.
WHY WON’T THESE FREEDOM-HATING, “GOTCHA” JOURNALISTS LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALONE????
groove: I caught that as well. Hilarious.
Jesus. Worthy of Jerry Springer.
Blago was ready to do the interview — you could see his face light up — until Mr Touchy Who Knows intervened. Don’t send Blago to prison…we need him for the entertainment value.
Deepthroat: haha win.
On another matter, what’s the dang deal with Wonkabout posting? It won’t let me do it; keeps telling me to log in and then telling me I’m logged in, but no posting window on those.
To help out with the last pitiful one: Bradford pear, weeping crabapple, weeping crabapple, Japanese magnolia, Yoshino (flowering) cherry.
Excellent use of kerfuffle.
More fodder for the “I’ve-been-wronged” defense.
“Hi I’m a reporter just trying to help my career. You know, like how Glenn Beck is jump-starting his. And I’m friends with Ed Henry too!”
The fat guy’s thinking, Anybody who has a problem with Blago right now, you deal with ME! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
This would be soooo much better if all involved were wearing “Mouseka-ears”. Blingee anyone?
And the Goofy jokes just write themselves…
Always funny when reporters get all butthurt when the subject they’re harrassing gets in their face. It’s kind of like the mud farmers in Monty Python and the Holy Grail - “Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
CHICAGO REPORTER: So, Mr.Blagojevich, now that you’ve been kicked out of the governor’s office over charges of widespread corruption, what’s your next move?
BLAGOJEVICH: I’m going to Disneyworld!!!
Gallowglass: Mobster-guarding-the-Don fantasy if you ask me.
..or he’s making future employment plans. He figures the feds will fuck up the prosecution a la Ted Stevens and he’ll be first in line for a job when Blag the Impaler hit’s the political streets again.
mocowbell: I wasn’t aware that Disney was Greek, but those ears sound delicious.
Wow - normally I’d defend somebody who’s confronted by a gotcha journalist in Disney World - but Blago really brought this on by making a public fool of himself. Do you think there’s any regret in doing all those TV shows now?
Lorax:
Yes, Chicago central casting for the body guard. Were Mrs. Blago’s expletives bleeped?? Blago always hiding behind his poor children & sick people. Soak up the sun, it’s dark in Levinworth. Felony counts upped to 19.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLjmnXJ8cJE&feature=related
I had to do this, I apologize:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/87523621-MOST-POPULAR-BEYATCH-AT-LEVINWORTH?offset=0&tags=blago
Bravo for the intervention of Superfan Swerski there at the end. He was probably in Florida recovering from his eighth heart attack.
Hey, wasn’t that Paul Blart, Mall Cop!
Blago quickly turned his frown upside down. So long as he keeps his winning smile, I don’t care he injects salmonella into Gerber’s baby food. You go, bud!
Swampwitch: Seconded. You don’t hear “kerfuffle” very often. “Fracas” is all played out. Next word challenge: “Donnybrook”.
Wait, people still vacation in Florida?
“He has rights until he is convicted” Is that what that guy said?
Todomy: What is this thing called vacation?
What is this thing called Florida?
There is no f#%kin’ way he’s gonna fu*@in’ GIVE away the interview. That’s þŸckin’ gold.
Also, no way that is the real Blago he talked too long w/o dropping an F-bomb. Also, DA BEARS.
Nice to know that Blago’s inner circle jerks think he’s going to be convicted, oops, but that NBC reporter didn’t know what she was doing when she thought that Dick Mell’s daughter would back down. They’ll probably find parts of the entire crew, minus heads and hands, in 55 gallon drums in Tampa Bay. Is the sight of Blago poolside at Disney World, when the Real World has 12 percent unemployed and families in the street, the greatest irritant since Mace or what? And some things never change; Blago still LOVES the attention. Yuck.
First Jindal, now Blago, why do these losers shield themselves behind their kids at some expensive fantasy theme park? I thought every day was Disney World to these people.
An “E” ticket at Disney World used to be a fucking valuable thing.
Gallowglass: Dammit, you did already. Withdrawn.
Gallowglass: I’m a fan of melee, but there’s so few opportunities to use that one.
Custerwolf: That camera/taser ensemble belongs on the annual list MIT puts out of the year’s best scientific advances.
I think that bodyguard was one of the Superfans!
Itsjustme: He certainly did! As if the buddyguard knew that this was a Disney Vacation Countdown.
Dude, lame. hearst-argyle television/WESH 2 can bite me.