Police and Thieves In the Street
Global stock markets just cold went nuts because of, perhaps, the G20 deal. [ BBC News ]
You know how all those unsold new cars are just piling up everywhere? That's not good for the auto industry! [ Washington Post ]
DC Mayor Adrian Fenty might let out a lot of prisoners, to save money! These will be good prisoners who get a GED or whatever, so don't worry. [ MyFoxDC ]
Remember that NFL scumbag who made millions of dollars yet still thought a great hobby wasfighting dogs to death? He will soon be out of jail, and has a "construction job" waiting. Good thing there's no construction work! But still, maybe he'll get a day job, for the ESPN cameras or whatever, and then a million-pound iron i-beam will fall on his skull, the end. [ CNN ]
Remember that Ward Churchill guy who got fired from the college in Colorado because he was (allegedly) a fraud? A court ruled he was unlawfully fired, and gave him a dollar. Go nuts, Red State! [ Daily Camera ]
Whoa hey Google might buy Twitter. But, uhm, how does that help America kill Twitter? [ TechCrunch ]