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TWO WEEKS OF CHEAP BEAUTY

Skinny Adrian Brody Loves Cherry Blossoms!

The cell phone is in many ways like The Piano.
Oh who is that handsome young skinny man taking cell-phone pictures of Washington’s beloved cherry blossoms? It is Adrian Brody, the famous actor, that’s who! Thanks to Wonkette Operative “TEEBS” for the picture.


9:30 AM on Fri April 3 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. You know how i know you’re gay?

  2. loquaciousmusic says at 9:37 am, April 3rd, 2009

    I suppose that’s better than TEEBS’s other photograph, “Fat Rosie O’Donnell Loves Onion Blossoms!”

  3. Come here a minute says at 9:38 am, April 3rd, 2009

    What a lovely backdrop of cherry blossoms and a portable electric generator.

  4. drrty martini says at 9:39 am, April 3rd, 2009

    Is that Hobo Chic? I think it is. In my day hobos were well-groomed and did not take pictures with cell phones. I blame Obama.

  5. psilage says at 9:40 am, April 3rd, 2009

    Yes. a “photo” of “Brody” brandishing his “iPod”.

  6. Laisseraller says at 9:42 am, April 3rd, 2009

    Cherry blossoms are real signs of spring! Along with the first sighting of the California Ladybug!”
    Michelle Obama set the spade into motion last week, breaking ground for an organic vegetable garden right on the White House’s South Lawn. The first lady’s initiative set off a groundswell of interest in home gardens” by Laura McLean New blog on the Hx. of the Ladybug: http://historyoftheladybug.blogspot.com/

  7. Poor Adrian Brody, he looks so vulnerable to breezes.

  8. tootsieroll says at 9:49 am, April 3rd, 2009

    I’d hit it.

  9. Give him a cardboard sign and a cup and he could blend in perfectly well on any street corner.

  10. magic titty says at 9:56 am, April 3rd, 2009

    I thought it was Adrien, with an ‘E’?

  11. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 10:01 am, April 3rd, 2009

    He is actually taking a picture of himself looking up soulfully at the cherry blossoms. He is the World’s Most Sensitive Man. This will gain him entry at the Mineshaft.

  12. Who?

  13. AllHat says at 10:03 am, April 3rd, 2009

    A photo of a celebrity taking a photo. How meta. But jesus, he’s skinny.

  14. Mr Blifil says at 10:17 am, April 3rd, 2009

    His mother is Sylvia Plachy, so I guess it makes a certain kind of headache inducing sense.

  15. sagaderisa says at 10:26 am, April 3rd, 2009

    That’s really funny - the basis of Adrien Brody’s character in Bread and Roses (http://articles.latimes.com/2007/jun/03/business/fi-sunprofile3) was in town this week too!

  16. AngryBlakGuy says at 10:29 am, April 3rd, 2009

    …3 years ago, someone looking like that, taking pictures of Washington D.C would have found himself in Guantanamo Bay strapped to gurney with jumper cable clamped on his testicles! Change really has come to America!!!

  17. Thegreatbacon says at 10:30 am, April 3rd, 2009

    loquaciousmusic: Awesomeness.

  18. Rukasu says at 10:36 am, April 3rd, 2009

    Wait isn’t this Adrien fellow the mayor of DC…why is this news?

  19. Red Zeppelin says at 10:39 am, April 3rd, 2009

    Geez, I guess that’s what a vegan diet (and a little horse) does to a person.

  20. Clancy_Pants says at 10:59 am, April 3rd, 2009

    AllHat: It is Jesus.. iphone is a dead give away

  21. Custerwolf says at 11:11 am, April 3rd, 2009

    I would most definitely hit that.

  22. sati demise says at 11:40 am, April 3rd, 2009

    AngryBlakGuy: word.

  23. DemmeFatale says at 12:13 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    Custerwolf: Yeah, break me off a piece of that!

  24. blinky_twinkie says at 12:31 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    He is HAWT.

  25. teebob2000 says at 12:56 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    Skinny?? C’mon, the guy was in a Nazi concentration camp, for crissakes!!

  26. Custerwolf says at 1:03 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    A stunning throng of cherry blossoms looking upon Adrian and wishing they had iPhones.

  27. Cape Clod says at 1:39 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    That dirty hippie has an Oscar?

  28. blackdontcrack says at 2:11 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    I think thats Chris Robinson of the black crowes!

  29. Suds McKenzie says at 3:17 pm, April 3rd, 2009

    Is he in town working on his “rap” career, .. er wait, is that him or the other weird hobo?

  30. Scandinavian Fetus says at 1:43 pm, April 4th, 2009

    I think that he is taking a picture of himself acting as though he is taking a picture of cherry blossoms.

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