Does The Queen HATE Black Michelle Obama?

No, and if you're wondering why your Wonkette has been posting stupid pictures and contests all day it's because most of the "news reports" have been about how Michelle Obama, an Uppity piece of awful trash, "touched" (/shared a mutual quarter-hug with) old Queen Elizabeth, the divine ruler of the British Commonwealth. We hate to GO THERE but it would be nice if news organizations stopped being so racist sometimes. The Queen was not in danger (MAYBE). [ YouTube ]