• May 26, 2012
CURSES!

April 2, 2009

by Jim Newell  

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell is that rascal Intern Juli? So expect the winners post… later. To see who “wins an iPod.” In the meantime enjoy this submission that didn’t fit within the contest’s constraints, but is truly amazing anyway.

{ 46 comments }

shortsshortsshorts April 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Holy shit. That is…. amazing.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend April 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm

I am both amazed and frightened.

Red Zeppelin April 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Yeah, I’ve never seen Barry and Snoop together–has anyone? We should send this on to our Freeper friends, to pursue, along with the equally serious matter of the b.c.

tunamelt April 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

That is a mind fuck of epic proportions.

tunamelt April 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm

I want to lick my computer screen.

blinky_twinkie April 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm

My intimidation level went from 0 –> elebenty-trillion in about two seconds… Jeezus. Amazing (although Medvedev WISHES he was as cool as 2Pac).

4tehlulz April 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm

BEST GIF EVER

Zadig April 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm

“wins an iPod”? Be honest. The real prize for the Blingee contest is WINNING THE MOTHERFUCKING AFTERNOON.

Also, that thing is goddamned awesome.

AngryBlakGuy April 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm

…Hu Jintao is Suge Knight?!

SayItWithWookies April 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Barry turns into a black guy?!

NoWireHangers April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

I emailed mine in NEWELL. I almost REALLY got fired this time too. Well, not really, but almost.

http://blingee.com/blingee/get_code/87514787?image=402198394

Sussemilch April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Wicked.

tunamelt April 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

[re=279905]Zadig[/re]: I would prefer grain alcohol.

Bronkers April 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Astonishing.

Since everyone’s Blingees that were link-available in the earlier post were all so worthy, what about a link to everyone’s? I mean, what a great way to fiddle away an afternoon and slow down Wonkette to a Hayes modem dial-up crawl.

Seriously, though, I wanna see all o’ them.

Mustang April 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Wait a minute. Can we win an “ipod” or “win an ipod?”

AnnieGetYourFun April 2, 2009 at 5:35 pm

MAKE THEM STOP LOOKING AT ME.

d4g33z April 2, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Those Blingees take awhile to make!

Mine sucks compared to this animated gif awesomeness.

Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul April 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm

That morph is mesmerizing. I can’t stop watching it.

2druk2phluq April 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Mista Jim, your job is sounding awfully close to something that involves work right now. That’s how IT happens.

sweetcandy April 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm

[re=279906]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:

Well Suge was the CEO of Death Row Records….wait Suge Knight went bankrupt….we’re f*cked! O.o

Magnus Maximus April 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm

“Ain’t nuthin but a G-20 thang”

assistant/atlas April 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Holy crap. Please don’t die from epilepsy looking at all those Blingees….

Atheist Nun April 2, 2009 at 5:39 pm

awesome

OuterBoroughPrincess April 2, 2009 at 5:39 pm

But, clearly, Obama would be Dre, while Berlusconi is pure Snoop.

2druk2phluq April 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

[re=279919]2druk2phluq[/re]: Dumbass. Reading about wingnuts is harder than digging a ditch.

Styrofoam Boots April 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm

[re=279922]Magnus Maximus[/re]: Win.

Colander April 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm

[re=279927]OuterBoroughPrincess[/re]: Yeah, I pegged Obama as either Dre or Suge.

Judas Peckerwood April 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm

There’s gotta be some kind of special prize Wonkette could scrape together to honor this work of genius. Bravo!

grevillea April 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm

[re=279908]NoWireHangers[/re]: That is awesome. I love the Japanese(?) Marie Antoinette drag queen!

shortsshortsshorts April 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm

[re=279922]Magnus Maximus[/re]: Yup. Nobody should bother commenting after that. You have won.
Awesome.

lennixlewis April 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm

OH GAWD what was I thinking??

I can’t compete with these Wonkette nerds!! What, is Nate Silver submitting these???

Holding Out for a Hero April 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Effing brilliant!!!!

magic titty April 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Borderline genius, that thing.
Oh, and [re=279922]Magnus Maximus[/re]: Win, forever.

Atheist Nun April 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=279908]NoWireHangers[/re]: Sweet! I knew that someday you’d slip that champagne bottle in another blingee, lolz

facehead April 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm
american mutt April 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm

[re=279922]Magnus Maximus[/re]: you know, it would seem as though someone should’ve thought of that line earlier but didnt. thank you.

BklynIlluminati April 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm

HOLLA!

proudgrampa April 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=279907]SayItWithWookies[/re]: WIN.

magic titty April 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm

[re=279908]NoWireHangers[/re]: Wow. Just . . . wow.

abhimehr April 2, 2009 at 6:16 pm

Maybe they were going for the Queen II look ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_II

NoWireHangers April 2, 2009 at 6:20 pm

[re=279948]american mutt[/re]: Now it’s a frowny face?

naveed April 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm

You guys need to set up a Fark Photoshop thread like voting system before the Blingee contests get too out of control.

SnarkNotFark April 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm

Wait, so Obama, as Snoop, is Berlusconi’s protege who will soon outshine him. Medvedev gets gunned down in Vegas and Ho Jintao dangles Vanilla Ice out a high-rise window while holding by his ankle?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hagar77 April 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm

I and several others want to have nasty, nasty sex, butt and other, with this morph. Pls advise thx.

El Pinche April 2, 2009 at 10:43 pm

Oh, my god , my former-avatar goes bigtime. With more photoshopping, you should have made Barry as Suge.
The inbetween morphing frames are frightening.

ja April 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm

did anyone notice that just for a tenth of -a-second before Barack completely morphs into Snoop Dog, he changes into Jami Fox.
- oh, God my eyes are fucked right now looking at this thing

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