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Barack Obama’s goofy, hated British squire Gordon Brown gave a speech earlier as host of the G20 conference, which is already basically over. Boo! He mentioned that since all countries are screwed, because they’re connected, because of globalization, they have all agreed to kick in a few bucks for loans and shit. But then he said, “a New World Order is emerging.” OH NOES. There are already 10 million versions of this clip on YouTube. “we are freaking screwed,” writes YouTube user “spydat3k.” [YouTube]
He misspoke. He meant ‘New World Odor’.
Nude World Order. Home-based bloggers should be down with that.
We’ve given the Dems and Pubs enough chances. It’s time to see where Hogan, Nash, and Hall lead us.
Also, considering that everyone is still pissed about Michelle grabbing the Queen’s ass… meh? I guess nothing is meh with Paultards, though. AMERO!!!
What’s that I see lighting up the night sky??
IT’S THE PAUL-SIGNAL
[joke about English dentistry]
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ALL CAPS OVERLORDS!11 IPODZ!!1 Also.
He meant “New Order”…the hip 80s electronic band that made great dance tunes but sucked in concert.
WHO KNEW THAT THE NEW WORLD ODER WOULD BE USHERED IN BY A HOBBIT AND A COMMIE SOCIALIST MUSLIN IPOD? FIAT DOLLARZ!!1111!!!111 MICHELE BACHMAN WAS RITE!!11111111!!! SAFE TEH DOLLARZ!!111!!11
NEW WORLD ATTITUDE?
~
INVEST IN TINFOIL NOW!
Prepare for a new Michelle Bachmann bill in: 3, 2, 1…
Visualize Whirled Peas; they can be one of your two vegetables when the waitress comes to take your new world order.
Somebody call me?
EXCELLENT…..
Libertarians everywhere are wetting their pants and buying more guns.
Oh my god, fight the urge to do an all caps comment El Pinche…..
GLENN BECK IS GOD !!11!!!
The Lucky Republican: Gee, I wonder who will run the “Black and White” faction.
Just wait until Obama announces Europe’s new Contract With America.
I think he did it just for the LULZ (or at least our LULZ) as he knows that in saying those words, he’s brought us the gift of hours and hours and hours of sheer Wingnut craziness for all of us to sit back and enjoy.
He’d come across a lot better if he let David Morrissey play him in all public appearances. And I’d enjoy watching him a lot more, too.
Oh jesus, it’s like he’s never met the internet before. He really should have known better than to say that out loud. I fear to look at RedState.
Fuck it, I’m diving head-first into this shit. I’ll be back after trolling the Freepers and Stormfront. This night will be fun as hell.
Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t King Bush I coin the phrase “New world order…”
I guess it’s ok as long as by “new” you mean “neocon republican”. Once the lefties get in it’s back to ‘Merica only. In fact I heard the term “nation building” for the first time since ‘98 on the news. Sure enough, someone saying that Obama’s approach to Afghanistan amounts to nation-building. Well, no shit.
What will the New World order, anyway?
El Pinche: You are not alone in this. It just seems to damn easy.
…I for one would like to welcome our new WRESTLING OVERLORDS!!!
Gordo is just high. He found the stash W left last time he visited Tony B. He read in the NME that NEW ORDER is releasing another remix of Blue Monday on the internet. It is easy to get confused.
What can Brown do for you?
Dear spydat3k: Cheer up, Prez isn’t coming back to socialist land, he’s staying in the New World Order Capital, the country of Africa. (Sarah Palin was right, told you so!)
shortsshortsshorts: One order of hobo beans, to go.
Nothing from the Freepers yet. Boo.
Stormfront has been delightfully apocalyptic so far.
Zadig: Naw, they’re still spinning like tops over Barry bowing to the Saudi king.
I hope this means more New Order for all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfRYGVWZilU
AfghanVet: I believe you are correct: Bush I was the first to use that phrase in the BC era (Before Clinton). So the question is: is this a NEW New World Order, or the OLD New World Order? My head hurts…
Gordon should very well know that if Ian Curtis hadn’t died the New World Order would still be Joy Division.
NoWireHangers: Damn you.
He meant to say,
It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete assholes.
The Prime Minister went on to clarify: “A New World Order in which we can each according to our relative stations expect to receive gifts that are both age appropriate and thoughtful and not some crap picked up at the last minute at the gift shop. In my case, for example, a nice addition to the Downing Street landscaping would be nice, perhaps a shrubbery.”
NoWireHangers: Bernard Sumner should never ever EVER be allowed to wear shorts. Mind you, Gillian hasn’t changed a bit in 25 years.
Zadig: Headline at Redstate: “White House Confuses Hillary Clinton With Sex Worker”..SRSLY.
I will now listen to Ministry, in honor of Gordon Brown.
The Cold Sea: “The wee economy got glassed and we aren’t leaving until we find out what fucking cunt did it!!”
“Who the fuck are you?!”
“YEEEEARRRRRRRRRGGGGG”(kicks questioner in the balls)
The Cold Sea: An eminently quotable movie. For a vegetarian, Rents, you’re a fuckin’ evil shot.
And from what I can see, the emerging new world order sucks lemons.
Q: PM Brown, how did Mrs. Brown enjoy her honeymoon?
A: I dunnae know. I did nae ta’e her.
Never a frown with golden brown
BTW, I’d like to give The Gasface to Gordo for giving local cable access talk show nut Alex Jones enough grist for 11 years’ worth of shows.
bitchincamaro: But should I flush it down?
NoWireHangers:
I’ll have some of that New World Order anyday.
AfghanVet: Wingnuts HATED Bush 41. He was backed mainly by the now-extinct species known as the Republican moderate, and got just enough Reagan-spooge on him to fool the wingers into turning out in ‘88. But they never liked him, and they were boosting tinfoil manufacturing over the New World Order line long before Clinton (AND JANNET RENO!1!) came along to kick them completely over the edge.
Lazy Media: Your forgetting his greatest sin, actually adhering to a UN resolution by not taking over Iraq.
Min: Try reading his books. He uses Scottish vernacular in his books and you have to read the page like five fucking times and then when you’re finished reading take a shower cause the stories are all dark. “Porno” was the sequel to “Train Spotting”.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life…
“Your Own…Personal…Obamer
Someone to ask for stimulus
Someone to chill with us”
I have a theory that both Gordon and his boyfriend Barry are playing mind tricks with America’s wingnutia population. In addition to the ‘New World Order” comment, expect wingnuts to have a freak-out over Hopey’s comment about Roosevelt and Churchil making decisions for the whole world while drinking whisky.
OK, Given the smorgasbord of delicious wingnuttery no doubt erupting on all corners of the Internets, I want the entire Wonkette community to band together and collect the tastiest samples. This is really time for a Child’s Treasury of Retarded Fascism.
4tehlulz: Only if you’ve never heard of The Stranglers.
freakishlystrong: Dude, that’s some low-diamond whorin’ goin’ on.
My God - it’s like pouring Liquid Insanity over a pit full of retarded, shithouse-rat-crazy rattlesnakes. I think I’ll spend the weekend on the internet, laughing myself silly.
Oh this should be fun. I can’t wait to read some of the drivel that will come sprouting up from the bowels of hell…I’ll bring the popcorn, somebody else bring the beer.
I have a feeling the U.K. is going to try to one-up America by gettin’ itself a charismatic light-skinned brutha-in-chief. I’m guessing Rio Ferdinand will be your next p.m.
Dreamer: My thoughts exactly. I can picture some red faced red stater doing a spit take when he hears that. Hopey and Brownie could say all kinds of stuff with straight faces and then deny everything. Hmmmm makes you wonder if Obama’s lipstick on a pig remark really was a little dig at a certain lipsticked pig.
on one hand: when said with a British accent “New World Order” loses a lot of its menace.
on the other: though Americans have come to view the British as our retiring cousins across the pond, they did invent the concept. perhaps Gordon Brown has just revealed Britain’s plan to emerge from a 80-year stupor and kick a little ass…installing big television screens in every town square and playing “Teletubbies” and “Keeping Up Appearances” on them 24-hours a day.
either way, Michael Steele must now denounce Brown or lose Rush Limbaugh’s vote for him as the new fake Caroline Kennedy.
AfghanVet: As always, you bring the goods. I think if Heroin were ever legalized, the only advertising on the container would be what you quoted above. If anything could make people want to piss everything away for a fix, it’s that list of idiotic topics and obsessions that basically have come to represent our consumerist lifestyle. At least we have beer. That helps.
shortsshortsshorts: I’m just glad i dont it when I’m talking. We’d sound like Monty Python’s Gumby.
I would find it all way funnier in a totally horrible Glenn Beck kind of a way if not for the fact that the freepers are heavily armed and into creepy spewy threats re civil war and killing a socialist for Reagan and blah blah blah. There’s always the off chance that they’ll actually come up out of their basements into the daylight and start shooting, and, unfortunately, no guarantee that they’ll only hit each other. It is kind of weird to realize that Dick Morris has given up toe-sucking for revolution; he’s all OVER the right wing sites with eeksy conspiracy theories, trying to instigate an armed rebellion to bump up the ratings at Fox, or whatever. Anyhow the freepers all love him now. Ew, ew, ew…
Ah,shit,this means there’ll be a buttload crappy 90’s wrestlers on TNA,doesn’t it?
doesn’t anticipating how wingnuts will respond mean we’re thinking like wingnuts and are, therefore, wingnuts?
muslins! 9/11! Palin babies!
(the terrorists have won.)
when said with a British accent “New World Order” loses a lot of its menace.
Fortunately, by the time Al Jourgensen recorded Psalm 69, the terrible faux British accent was gone.
Just got back from RedState…..they don’t get it. Or could it be that they LOVE IT??!!!
YES, YES, YES!!!! NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
(prayer warriors, get yur mukluks on..)
Despite the Pavlovian internet response, Brown wasn’t referring to George H.W. Bush’s patented “New World Order TM.”
Rather, it’s a new religion, wrapped in a revolution, with a proven solution for your mental pollution. (That’s for loquaciousmusic).
saving the economiez with a lolcat tax
i has a sad
Let me tell you ’bout the new world order
Ain’t the type to make you run for the border
It’s a new religion wrapped in a revolution
With a proven solution for your mental pollution
One Yield Regular: AWWWJEEZ JINX
Anyone here heard “Arena” yet?
O NOEZ, THE NEW WROLD ORDER IS ON THE WAY!!
Forgot to complete my paranoid ranting. WHEREZ MY COLLOIDAL SILVER AN MY LIBERTY DOLLARZ? And honey, plz go send $5000 to my eGold account RIGHT NOWS!!
doloras: At least one of us oughta be banned, just for knowing the lyrics to that album.
AfghanVet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH_DkBI9Qsk
So is the NWO currency going to be called the Worldo, or the Eartho? Maybe the Ordo?
spydat3k: yeah, actually you are screwed.
The only thing more disturbing than Gordy Brown doing that thing where he sucks his wobbly lower lip in when he inhales is Barney Sumner doing his horrible little pelvic-thrusty deal in those shortshorts while he plays his lame guitar solos.
But yeah, Gillian’s HOT, esp. for giving him that you’re-such-a-twat look while he’s doing it.
Too bad not a single person here who has left a comment here has gotten the slightest idea of what they’re talking about.