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‘Late Night Shots’ Founder To Open Frightening New Thing

Late Night Shots, the exclusive invitation-only social networking club for young Confederate boys and the girls they photograph urinating, in Georgetown, will now expand. In Georgetown. LNS founder Reed Landry is pairing up with some law school student named “Fritz Brogan” (who is rich and friends with Jeb Bush) to launch a new alcohol establishment at 3277 M Street. It will literally be called “The Country Club,” according to this pink blog. “Country Club will not have a sign on the door. While Landry handled the interior design, Brogan insists it will have his signature ‘sweaty dance floor.’” [Ask Miss A]

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63 comments

  1. SayItWithWookies

    Oh — that picture on AskMissA.com — I assume those boys are arriving on Astro-Glide night?

  2. bricks

    This is just what Georgetown needed, if you ask me-

    Another exclusive club where rich fratboyz can swill beer and daterape the ladies on top of an old pinball machine, all the while screaming “WHOOOO!!!”

    Sigma Chi gotta let their nutz hang, boyeee!

  3. chascates

    I’m surprised they won’t have a sign simply for the pleasure of denying entry to non-Snots. Instead they’ll probably just have some lawn jockeys to mark the entrance.

  4. Another DC Lawyer (Again)

    God I’ve missed these guys….but Jim, you missed the best part of Miss. A(sshole)’s post: “Since 2007, I’ve realized that I have body image issues and shouldn’t project my issues on to others.” HA HA! She’s admitted she’s a fat cow and doesn’t like skinny people!

  5. ihasasad

    “It was a natural fit to team up,” Brogan explained. “LNS has essentially been our agency of record as far as communicating with our target market and advertising our high-end parties.”

    Lookie, he haz all that sexy talk and everything. Do you think he was tipsy when he said all that?

  6. Ehh

    Anyone consider that its April Fools Days… I know you die hard defenders of wonderland bar and ironic tee shirts with your contrarian for the sake of it ‘ideas’ love to attack this crowd, but I think in this case it might actually be a joke… But I guess now the bigger joke is Wonkette.

  7. Formerly Preferred

    “Political insiders say his close ties with former Governor Jeb Bush will be proverbial in his bidding.”

    I have read this sentence several times and have concluded that it must have been inserted into the blog by the Cornficker worm, because it certainly isn’t English.

  8. JDHART

    I went to the pink blog and … nevermind, you have to see it to believe it. I particularly like the part about the law school friend weenie who is going to use his connections with Jeb Bush to run for Congress in 2014. Good luck with that, Dingus.

  9. Mr. Sandman

    Two people opening a bar on M Street, and get this — neither one of them is poor. Let’s go bomb the place!

  10. queeraselvis v 2.0

    Erm, LNS and Miss A… “Making the Grade” called, and it wants it cheesy, faggy-ass preppies back.

  11. Lazy Media

    Miss A isn’t exactly hideous, but she seems to be working on the Ann Coulter principle, that skinny + blonde = attractive. Tain’t so. If you’re going to act smug and superior, it helps if you’re, y’know superior.

  12. Another DC Lawyer (Again)

    [re=278759]V572625694[/re]: Aggh! Some things in life you can’t un-see! Her mom’s kinda hot though…

  13. teebob2000

    [re=278759]V572625694[/re]: She’s gotta trim that bush back a little bit!! Looks like a freakin’ Yorkie!!

  14. edgydrifter

    Hon, the urine goes down the other hole. Having a potty mouth doesn’t mean your mouth is a… you know… ah, you’re from G-Town, aren’t you?

  15. SayItWithWookies

    [re=278763]Ehh[/re]: The point of April Fool’s Day is to prank people with something startling and unusual. Rich assholes opening a bar? Oooh, so punk’d. Woulda been a lot more clever if the headline was “DC Preppies Returning Daddy’s BMW, Getting a Job and Buying Their Own Damn Car.”

  16. Custerwolf

    Something tells me this chick would not be nearly as photogenic if she removed the pitcher from her face.

  17. Botswana Meat Commission FC

    No sign on the door just makes it that much harder for the rape victims to remember where they were last night.

  18. NoWireHangers

    Reed Landry?
    Fritz Brogan?

    Even their names are douchey. Do parents know their kids are assholes when they’re born, or do the children merely grow into their names?

    With a name like The Country Club, we can count on saltwater douche clientele like:
    Deuce Cockman
    Blaine Broheed
    Saxby Chambliss
    Coxly Moneybros
    Ashley Madison Twinkletwat
    Christly Bunsbro
    Broheim Vanbroness

  19. ManchuCandidate

    Mondays: Wing Night
    Tuesdays: Tuesday Night take downs complete with USFB*
    Wednesdays: Regrets from Tuesday Night Take Downs includes panicked cab ride to CVS for Plan B
    Thursdays: Disco Night
    Fridays/Saturdays: Relive the glory days of Republicanism (when your trust fund was worth something)
    Sundays: Repub Log Cabin Meetings

  20. NoWireHangers

    [re=278845]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You forgot 80s Night. There is always 80s Night at places like this. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” doesn’t play itself, Manchu.

  21. Canadian Rap Star Flavour Flav

    The name “The Country Club” is a little too subtle for me. I think “House of Date Rape” is a little cleared.

  22. Canadian Rap Star Flavour Flav

    [re=278763]Ehh[/re]: You’re right about one thing — it is indeed a joke.

  23. queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=278874]NoWireHangers[/re]: Oh no, they’d never play Def Leppard at an LNS 80s night. They’re more Bonnie Tyler and Kim Carnes-speed, or Quarterflash for laffs.

  24. Capitol Hillbilly

    [re=278841]NoWireHangers[/re]: don’t forget Pierce Bottoms

    “Birthplace of the Miss A brand” = hooker endorsement

  25. LVS

    Oh, holy hell. “This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009″ is all you need to know.

  26. binarian

    [re=278759]V572625694[/re]: And what the fuck is she wearing? Looks like the fabric from my grandmother’s sofa.

  27. binarian

    [re=278763]Ehh[/re]: Dude….(I assume)….whether it’s a joke or not…it’s still funny. And perfectly believable that inbreds need another place to gather.

  28. imissopus

    I’m just fascinated by the fact that Miss A had a divorce, a broken engagement, and an abusive relationship all by her mid-thirties and people still ask her for advice. On what? The best cleaning solvent for getting cum off your face?

  29. valet_of_the_dolls

    [re=278949]imissopus[/re]: How to downgrade a suitor’s expectations from blowjob to handjob while continuing to drink on his dime.
    Whether it’s appropriate to wear Lily Pulitzer to a funeral, if it’s a spring death.
    How much to tip the abortionist.

  30. Hagar77

    And here I’d been looking for a new place to get gang-raped by a bunch of Kappa Alphas. Prayer answered!

  31. Jukesgrrl

    [re=278841]NoWireHangers[/re]: Please … Broheim Vanbroness? Everyone knows the family spells it “Van Broness.”

  32. NoWireHangers

    [re=278965]valet_of_the_dolls[/re]: My only question: From the waist down is dear Fritz wearing a kilt or plaid board shorts? Thank god the picture cut off where it did.

  33. Jukesgrrl

    Our nation’s capital needs to be rid of this evil menace. As an extermination method, may I suggest rolling up the Road to Recovery documents and stuffing them … it has to be down their throats. Republicans LIKE it the other way.

  34. ogradybt

    [re=278769]Formerly Preferred[/re]: I had the same confused response. Then I thought, “It must be a reference to a proverb I’ve never heard.” _Then_ I thought, “This person probably thinks that ‘proverbially’ is just a smart adverb.”

    God, knowing better grammar than people who are ruining the world is so empowering!

  35. rocktonsammy

    If only the gal in the picture was texting somebody, that would have been real multi tasking.

  36. valet_of_the_dolls

    [re=279031]NoWireHangers[/re]: I am disinclined to think about Fritz “from the waist” down in my current state, which is sober. After a few drinks, hopefully, I will have forgotten to.
    And that’s my excuse for drinking tonight, should I need one.

  37. comradepaulson

    This still doesn’t beat the time they were putting down us DFH’s for smoking weed; meanwhile, they’re so stuffed with snow you can find a chairlift going up their nose.

    Wait, was that LNS who was making fun of my greens or was that some other preppy douchebag group? Well, one preppy douchebag=all preppy douchebags.

  38. Putz

    Miss A. looks a little porky in that street picture.
    I almost didn’t write that because the crazy bitch volunteers but after reading I realized it’s mostly for self promotion.

  39. turboslut

    There won’t be a sign on the door, except, of course, the small one reading “no coloreds allowed”

  40. Prommie

    Miss A has fucking cottage cheese knees. Her legs are ferociously awful, they are tubular, and at some point she seems to have had her ankles removed, the legs continue at their full calf-circumference right straight down to the feet, like 4-inch sewer pipe. Gag Ack Barf.

  41. professionalcynic

    Now that I know where all the law school douchebags are going to be, it will be much easier to have them shipped to Gitmo.

  42. meowdc

    Really, Wonkette? This is what you’ve sunk to? If you’re going to talk shit about LNS, fine, but at least find a better reason than because two guys decided to open a bar with a name you don’t like. Also, LNS is using this negative press to publicize the bar more, so congratulations on giving them a big PR win, and for making liberals look bitter and judgmental.

    I am a proud Democrat, and lazy, mean-spirited, stupid articles like this make hate this site. And on top of that, it’s not even funny. We’re supposed to be the honest, funny ones, remember? Jesus Christ, people.

    Fritz is a small business owner; you’d probably find the Washington Post articles on his restaurant/bar if you’d bothered to use the google beforehand. Reed runs a social networking site. Neither of them are evil.

    Come on, Wonkette. Be better. Or, failing that, at least be funny again.

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