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SHACKS OF DOOM

New, Predictably Grim Housing Data

Some putz bought this for $350K just 14 months agoRemember back in the early days of the Iraq War when President Bush repeated dumbly, month after month, “We’re turning a corner,” and things just got worse? That’s basically the situation in our domestic housing market: a relentless onslaught of bad news, brief hope that things could not possibly get any worse, followed by unspeakably awful news.

Housing prices in 20 cities fell 19 percent between January 2008 and January of this year. And back in January ‘08, prices had already been falling steadily for a year. A Barclays economist predicts we won’t see an actual bottom in home prices until the second half of 2010. So, basically, we will have suffered through 3.5 years of steady price declines before things stabilize, whee!

Where do things suck the most? Phoenix and Las Vegas, of course, where John McCain lives and gambles. John McCain killed your mortgage.

Home Prices in 20 U.S. Cities Fell by a Record 19%


11:46 AM on Tue March 31 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Gopherit says at 11:51 am, March 31st, 2009

    On the plus side, it turns out Tent Cities are extremely flammable, so I hope we all like living al fresco:

    http://www.sacbee.com/state_wire/story/1740169.html

  2. StephanieInCA says at 11:52 am, March 31st, 2009

    Time to plant some more hobo beans in my recession desperation garden, and water them with tears.

  3. WhatTheHeck says at 11:53 am, March 31st, 2009

    So that means the equity of my house is now $19.99.

  4. zenferret says at 11:56 am, March 31st, 2009

    As an owner of a house…. erm a mortgage in Las Vegas! Damn him! He made me come back to DC for a job.

    At least I’m not turning gay tricks in a tent or anything.

  5. flavorflav says at 11:57 am, March 31st, 2009

    A 20 percent housing price drop is “unspeakably awful?” Speaking as someone who would like to buy a home before my kid turns 18, I call this news “unspeakably wonderful.”

  6. Gopherit says at 11:58 am, March 31st, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: You have equity? You lucky bastard.

  7. NoWireHangers says at 12:04 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Finally, the time of the renters has come! Mua-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/realestate/29cov.html?_r=1&em

  8. snideinplainsight says at 12:04 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Yah, those of us who have been dutifully eating our hobo beans and hiding cash in our rented mattresses waiting for a pricing scheme that somehow relates to people’s actual incomes are truly enfabulated by the falling prices.

  9. I lived in CA during the housing bubble peak. Fun times! Housing prices went through the roof, and so did rents. To put it in perspective: I was SHOCKED to find a nice two bedroom apartment in DC for under $2,000. In CA, we were paying over $2,000 for a crappy two bedroom with leaky windows and a drug-dealing neighbor who liked to smash his 40 bottles on the stairs.

    There is a lot of air still to be let out of this bubble. I’m now perversely grateful that I was too poor to afford to buy a home during the boom.

    Ah, sweet ramen-flavored silver lining.

  10. snideinplainsight says at 12:07 pm, March 31st, 2009

    See that house in the picture? I built that. I built that out of graham crackers and cardboard boxes I found behind the liquor store. Now I live there with my wife, my mother-in-law, and twenty-seven russian-speaking relations.

  11. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 12:07 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Phoenix’s destruction and non-rebirth I can live with, but if our vengeful G-D fucks with Vegas (shakes fist)…

  12. hobospacejunkie says at 12:08 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Why all the doom & gloom? Even at the worst part of the first depression employment was only 25%. That means 75% of the people were employed! That’s a lot of people!

    So housing prices are 81% of what they were a year ago. That’s a big number, 81!

  13. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 12:10 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Cicada:
    I wish I was poor enough to have been turned away from buying a small condo back in late 07. The market was already on the way down then and the wife and I bought a very inexpensive place, but still….

  14. freakishlystrong says at 12:11 pm, March 31st, 2009

    So, with all this rosy news I shouldn’t feel guilty about drinking a box of Rose’ a night, right, right??1

  15. The Cold Sea says at 12:12 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Old news from an index that lags way behind. Nothing newsie here.

  16. Sussemilch says at 12:13 pm, March 31st, 2009

    I always wanted to buy the neighbors’ house and tear it down to make a garden… I should check the sofa & ashtray for spare change

  17. Cape Clod says at 12:17 pm, March 31st, 2009

    ‘Where do things suck the most? Phoenix and Las Vegas, of course.’

    Who would have thought that buying property in the middle of a fucking desert would be an unwise investment?

  18. Gallowglass says at 12:18 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: Careful what you wish for. Think about how poor you would have had to have been to be turned down for a loan in ‘07. Like living in a dumpster, having babies for the meat poor.

  19. Those McMansions are looking more and more like the real estate equivalent of the Chia pet.

  20. sati demise says at 12:29 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Building those houses in Vegas and Phoenix was the only source of teh jobs.
    Now we are all hoboes.
    Tent living is good here 9 months of the year, so-huzzah!

  21. zenferret says at 12:36 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: He done shit all over Vegas. Vegas crapped out on the come out throw. Vegas drew a ten hitting on a twelve. The wheel stopped on 00.

    Vegas is cheap to visit now. And I can’t afford to stay in my house which I can’t afford to sell either. And I’m one of the lucky ones.

    I almost wish I’d bought too much house so I could blame myself for something something wrong.

  22. Pizzuti says at 12:40 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Cheap housing is bad for people who bought their hopes expensive, but the bright side is that it at least makes housing more accessible. Average home prices in most parts of the country are so high in relation to the average income that costs were prohibitive to a lot of people. I mean, I can imagine a home price being equivalent to, maybe, two-three years’ salary for a person well into his/her career. But folks making $50K a year were buying $300K houses.

    Now what’s attrocious is the price of rent, goddamn it. When the economy is bad, rental housing should not be shooting up forty percent.

  23. qwerty42 says at 12:42 pm, March 31st, 2009

    sati demise: the sidewinders and coyotes do kinda suck tho. and don’t get me started on the gila monsters.

  24. lumpenprole says at 12:47 pm, March 31st, 2009

    flavorflav:
    Bonus: I no longer have to listen to friends go on and on about how their 90 year old shack makes them endless monies. (OTOH, I hope that I least get a reasonable “heads up” from my landlord if she loses the 90 year old shack I rent.)

  25. BadKitty says at 12:47 pm, March 31st, 2009

    On a related note, it seems the banks are foreclosing on people, kicking them out, letting the vacant houses fall apart and then walking away from the foreclosure.http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/us/30walkaway.html?em&exprod=myyahoo

    The good news? The homeowner may get to keep their house.

    The bad news? It’s been stripped, looted, vandalized and torched. Welcome home!

  26. hobospacejunkie says at 12:49 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Did someone say Las Vegas is cheap to visit now? Good thing we’re going tomorrow to celebrate our 10th anniversary, staying at the Venetian. Flying Southwest, though, so it ain’t like we’re throwing money away. Though we are seeing Bette Midler tomorrow night. Adults only!

  27. I want to be as upset about housing as the rest of you guys, but at age 22 I am just about to enter the housing market, and these prices are fuckin’ fantastic. But don’t get too mad at the uppity college student, I won’t be able to get a job anyway.

  28. Lascauxcaveman says at 1:02 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Anybody who doesn’t think the average house was at least 20% overpriced two years ago just hasn’t been paying attention. I’m just pissed off that the tax assessment (done in 2007)on my modest cave looks like the original asking price in a booming market.

  29. Kev-O-Tron says at 1:18 pm, March 31st, 2009

    I got out of the housing market and into the cardboard box market over a year ago. I am a wise, wise man.

  30. pondscum says at 1:26 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Lascauxcaveman: That’s the rub. Housing prices fall, yet property taxes continue to increase. I am begining to accept that they will never go down.

  31. Atlas Spanked says at 1:55 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Stock Tip: International Container, the new boom in real estate.

    Think of them as office pods on a budget.

  32. chascates says at 2:56 pm, March 31st, 2009

    This was caused by the terrorists who hate our freedoms. They’ll have us all living in caves soon wearing rags so they have already won.

  33. HoboNutz says at 2:59 pm, March 31st, 2009

    At least the fundamentals are strong

  34. Scottie says at 3:29 pm, March 31st, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: Well, at least $19.95 is still above water! More than I can say.

  35. Toomush Infermashun says at 3:51 pm, March 31st, 2009

    This photo is why the remodeling biz is on the upswing…that and Mad Dog 2020…

  36. Baseproduct says at 4:08 pm, March 31st, 2009

    As someone who is damn lucky to still have a job as a cog in the mortgage process, I can say we haven’t been this busy in a looooooooooooooooong time. Seriously, we’re swimming. Some of it’s refi, but a chunk is new home buyers, too. It’s not as bad as everyone’s saying it is.

  37. windupbird says at 7:48 pm, March 31st, 2009

    Methinks taking notes during the next ep of “Survivorman” would be a good idea……..

  38. billorders84 says at 9:23 pm, March 31st, 2009

    When I first came to Wonkette I felt more conservative than Lincoln. Now I find myself agreeing with Wonkette all too often…yes, the housing market is bad! The bad housing market goes hand-in-hand with the bad stock market. If all those loans hadn’t been made companies like Lehman Brother’s and AIG wouldn’t have failed. BUT, at the same time, without those loans all of those homes wouldn’t have gotten built.

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    -billorders84
    http://bill84121.blogspot.com

  39. Obamanot says at 12:25 pm, April 1st, 2009

    The housing “crisis” kind of depends on where you live. For instance, here in Seattle it is not too bad. Although Homes are not selling fast, we are not seeing many foreclosures and the prices have pretty much stabilized. I guess having Microsoft and Boeing jobs has helped. Funnily enough, the rental market is now crying the blues. Can’t figure that on out.

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