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SEETHING MOBS

March 30, 2009

New Depression Trend: Laid-Off Workers Attack Each Other

by Ken Layne  


Ever get the feeling that your country has become one of those places where this kind of thing is always making it to the nightly news in rich countries? [Political IQ]

{ 44 comments }

Dave J. March 30, 2009 at 5:45 pm

This time, Code Pink has gone too far.

EnBuenOra March 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Bush Jr. came to Washington so that Republicans could “change the tone” from that awful blow-jobbing Clinton regime, which had stolen the W’s out of our alphabet they were so mean.

Gallowglass March 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

It’s beginning! WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!

Red Zeppelin March 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

What do you expect?–they work at a Chevy dealership. As if that brand identity isn’t completely about stupid self-destructive macho behavior.

SayItWithWookies March 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm

“For the last time — you cannot return your Hummer! Now get the hell out of here!”

Zadig March 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm

[re=276924]Gallowglass[/re]: I’m thinking more like The Running Man, with laid-off auto workers chasing Rick Wagoner through a maze with a flamethrower. I’d Pay-per-View it.

Min March 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm

Coming soon to an arena near you…bread and circuses.

Tommmcatt March 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm

He needs a knife or something if he’s planning on eating that old guy and wearing his skin. Salt might help as well.

qwerty42 March 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm

And in the (none too distant) future, we’ll probably look on these as the good times — before the Great Collapse.

Fox n Fiends March 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm

this is exactly how Glenn Beck had foretold in his prophecy!

Tra March 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Argh! No, you idiots! You attack the rich people! The RICH PEOPLE!

We need some Revolution 101 courses, I swear.

Hooray For Anything March 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

We can’t even get laid-off worker violence correct– you’re supposed to punch the people who laid you off, not other people who got laid off with you. Why would they accept your LinkedIn invitation if you sucker punched them?

illnoise March 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

We were shopping for a car recently, and let me tell you, somehow that grey-goateed guy in the black leather jacket worked at every car dealership we visited. So I don’t know why he’s so upset about not working at that particular dealership.

SpecialHorse March 30, 2009 at 6:04 pm

I would find this a lot funnier if I weren’t in the midst of a horribly depressing nine month long job search.

Aurelio March 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Welcome to Hobbes’ State of Nature, which is a Warre of all against all, and life is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.

AngryBlakGuy March 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm

…this is nothing compared to what is going on at the FORD dealerships!

grevillea March 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Hey Sheila, come and see what these dumb Americans are doing now! [We still got hobo corn as well as beans, suckas]

grevillea March 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
chascates March 30, 2009 at 6:24 pm

“Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet”

loquaciousmusic March 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=276924]Gallowglass[/re]: More like, “Welcome to the PLEASUREDOME!

tulfjvzvxlxj March 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm

what a gay fight. no punches, just a guy in a member’s only jacket getting pushed by a plumper in a pink hat.

Hedley Lamar March 30, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Time to bring back the Bumfights DVDs.

Rush March 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm

LIKE A ROCK (across the face).

Neilist March 30, 2009 at 7:07 pm

And you people claim there is no need for firearms.

With a little bit of hardware, that “simply fist fight” could have made the “Going Postal” segment of every national news broadcast.

wheelie March 30, 2009 at 7:09 pm

[re=276959]Aurelio[/re]: “Nasty, brutish and short” – and that’s just Rahm Emmanuel.

WIld Turkey March 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm

Fat Guy in Red Shirt: Put that coffee down!! Coffee’s for closers only.

[Old Guy who looks like Jack Lemmon in a black Members Only jacket scoffs]

Fat Guy in Red Shirt: Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.

zhubajie March 30, 2009 at 7:33 pm

[re=276934]Fox n Fiends[/re]: If you like prophecies, check out Brother Stair! http://www.overcomerministry.org

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie March 30, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[re=276955]SpecialHorse[/re]: Chinese universities need English teachers. Google “teach english china”. Just have a standard accent and a can-do attitude, and you’ll do fine. It won’t hurt if you can ride a bike.

Zhu Bajie
Yunnan University of Finance and Economics
Kunming
China

badmuthagoose March 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm

For all we know, this guy IS attacking the person who laid him off. The problem is, HE got laid off about five minutes after that. Later, they went out for a beer.

President Beeblebrox March 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Looked like a Fnord Escort they were fighting in front of.

Of course they’re pissed off. Barry just told GM to lose a couple of divisions and stop making shitty Pontiacs and Buicks to focus on making shitty Chevys and GMC trucknutz, or Rahm would do it for them.

worrierqueen March 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm

[re=276955]SpecialHorse[/re]: The midst? How do you know its not the beginning of a 9 year job search?

sanantonerose March 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm

[re=276929]Min[/re]: Except without the bread.

sanantonerose March 30, 2009 at 8:18 pm

[re=277043]WIld Turkey[/re]: WIN

Zarathustra' March 30, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Truth be told, I feel most sorry for the trash can. It got its ass kicked. By the time they were done, it looked like there had been a drive by on a Fisher Price man.

gliberal March 30, 2009 at 10:15 pm

More proof that our economy is finding equal librium.

ky-jellydonuts March 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm

I didn’t want the rustproofing either, but I was a hell of a lot calmer about it.

Kingbee March 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm

[re=276959]Aurelio[/re]: Hey, there, Mister! Nasty, brutish, and short have been the dominant themes of my life!

OzoneTom March 30, 2009 at 10:49 pm

[re=276935]Tra[/re]: Those were the richest people that he knew of.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and bet tollars-to-trucknutz that he self-identifies as an evangelical xtian.

Mr Blifil March 30, 2009 at 11:12 pm

I’m glad at the end they both realized they are brothers.

zhubajie March 31, 2009 at 1:22 am

I suspect the guy with the necktie and black coat is the boss who just fired the others. I’m surprised he didn’t get kicked a few times as well.

Zhu Bajie

TGY March 31, 2009 at 3:05 am

Unemployed hobos shoving each other is the Sign of the Apocalypse? Not even Nostradamus would do that one. Looks like it’s the fault of the 24-hour news cycle with its ‘Horse Removed from Ditch’ features.

Scooter March 31, 2009 at 3:09 am

Had Americans recognized the genius embodied in the Aztec van this might never have happened.

coolicula March 31, 2009 at 12:31 pm

I don’t care what it takes! I want the Obama/Biden bumper sticker from my repo’ed car!

L Urchin March 31, 2009 at 12:53 pm

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