EXPOSED!  1:47 pm March 27, 2009

Jonah Goldberg, K-Lo Write Same Article For Different Websites, Probably Are Having Sex With Each Other

by Jim Newell

AVERT YOUR EYESIt has happened — IT! YOU KNOW OF WHAT WE SPEAK. Jonah Goldberg and Kathryn Jean Lopez have officially merged to become the ultimate destructo-bot of carnage and murder and death as foretold by ancient prophecy: The Fat Mexican Secretary. For there is currently a column by “Jonah Goldberg” on National Review called “Big Bedfellows,” and there is also currently a column by “Kathryn Jean Lopez” on Townhall called “Big Bedfellows,” and they’re the same article about how they fuck all the time, maybe.


Does The Fat Mexican Secretary’s wordsmithery also appear on other Internet weblogs? Perhaps. The Fat Mexican Secretary is also known to shape-shift into a sportier coupe called “Little Green Footballs.” Be on the lookout.

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Serolf Divad March 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Jonah Goldberg during the day, Kathryn Jean Lopez when the sun goes down.

It now all makes perfect sense.

norbizness March 27, 2009 at 1:52 pm

That post should, in the words of a song covered by the Flying Burrito Brothers, “Close down the Wonkette Tonks… throw away the key.”

organiccoffee March 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

OH FUCK. my eyes

phineas_bounderby March 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

I think I used up my quota of K-Lo jokes when I speculated on the horrible possibility of sexual congress between Limbaugh and K-Lo. I hope she’s still writing in 2010 when my cruelty humor clock resets.

Iggy Plop March 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

So the vast right wing conspiracy is really just one single fat pale hermaphroditic creature that will soon pupate and change into a giant space moth that will flit away in the space ether forever? Please?

StephanieInCA March 27, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Good god, that is the second-most terrifying photo I’ve seen all day.

The Cold Sea March 27, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Hah! They both Xeroxed the same talking points memo from Grover Norquist.

The Cold Sea March 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm

[re=275174]Serolf Divad[/re]: The movie would be called Jonah or Jean?

Cicada March 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Is Jerry Garcia’s ghost writing for TNR now?

Zadig March 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm

What’s the Celebrity-Couple Name Pseudo-Portmanteau for these two?

watershed March 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Holy shit. That is terrifying.

Together, they are like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man of conservative thought.

Noodle Salad March 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

The Conservative answer to the TelEprompTER needs some major tweaking.

populucious March 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I can more readily imagine that K-lo and Jo-Go are the same person than I can comprehend the horror suggested by your headline.

comradepaulson March 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm

I’m scared… someone please hold me!

NoWireHangers March 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm

That’s some nice photoshop, Jim-bo.

I hope they’re fucking. It would be like that meHarmony SNL commercial. I bet talk dirty about Patriotism and then tea bag each other.

AllHat March 27, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=275184]Iggy Plop[/re]: Win.

SayItWithWookies March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Oh, dear — why couldn’t it have just been a fly? (runs away weeping)

ProfessorJukes March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Wow. Will one accuse the other of plagiarism? Or will they both admit that they just xerox out whatever the RNC tells them? If they do, other conservatives will be outraged – OUTRAGED – about their enormous salaries and bonuses. But, it’s the market at work, so hey.

[re=275193]watershed[/re]: As long as they don’t try to horn in on Wonkette’s StayPuffery.

comradepaulson March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

And, by the way, my vagina will never get wet again after the picture, both actual and mental.

ManchuCandidate March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Ed Wood is the father of the modern US America Wingnut movement right?

Iraq – Plan 9 From Outer Space
Mark Foley – Jailbait
Michelle Bachmann – Bride of the Monster
Jonah/K-Overfed – Glenn Or Glenda

The Neoskeptic March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

i heard they got this off the JournOlist.

Lemming Caution March 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=275185]StephanieInCA[/re]: while that linked pic is terrifying, I’m so glad it wasn’t worse – I clicked the link without thinking, and in a nanosecond realized how bad it could have been (I’ve made it a point to avoid most of the more horrifying internet images).

problemwithcaring March 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm

I guess the law required an ALT-Text for that doozy….

Not_So_Much March 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm

I call bullshit. I can’t imagine either of them are fucking anybody. Well, anybody for free, also.

LittlePig March 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Where’s your God now, Moses?

Noodle Salad March 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=275190]Zadig[/re]: I like Joky Goldpez.

Tommmcatt March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

The question remains: did K-Lo consume Jonah to create the above monstrosity, or was it the other way around?

Either way, my money says there were Cheetos involved….

jagorev March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm


LittlePig March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=275190]Zadig[/re]: K-Load

or Leviathan.

Holding Out for a Hero March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Well that picture has put me off my feed for about 6 weeks. Thanks.

HoboNutz March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

this is a simple coincidence. Stupid minds think alike.

jagorev March 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I bet Jonah Goldberg is the bottom in that relationship

Come here a minute March 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=275190]Zadig[/re]: K-Lo-Jo-Go works for me.

A couple of hours and they are still not only up but linked from the presumably human-edited home pages. Unfortunately in determining this I spent a significant amount of time viewing such inane wingnuttery I am feeling nauseated.

Pat Pending March 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Gawd. Not even a hate fuck. Unless it was a remote-controlled hate fuck with robots.

Country Club Jihadi March 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Jo-Pez. Chafed inner-thighs and that “musty hamper” smell.

randomsausage March 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm

K-Lo. Didn’t her vagina have a role in Starship Troopers?

watershed March 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm

It can’t be Goldberg’s. I don’t see the word “fascist” anywhere in the first paragraph.

problemwithcaring March 27, 2009 at 2:09 pm

[re=275186]The Cold Sea[/re]: That’s not opposition you can believe in, that’s opposition you can xerox!

Aside: Gawd, that campaign sucked….

The Cold Sea March 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm

So how will J-Go explain this?

1. He/she/it confess to taking talking points straight from Grover Norquist and replicating them word for word as columns.

2. Just like monkeys, typing and Shakespeare we have conservatives, typing and bullshit.

freakishlystrong March 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Sadly, oh fuck No!

S.Luggo March 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I can remember when the world of journalism was quite different than it is today.

Gopherit March 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm

This is a sign of the apocalypse. Not long before Jeebus brings up his zombie army. Glad I have my shotgun loaded and my chainsaw gassed up.

ladymacbeth March 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm

That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much

S.Luggo March 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Backwards. Yeah. That’s only way you’ll ever get it, J-Load.

The Neoskeptic March 27, 2009 at 2:17 pm

[re=275223]randomsausage[/re]: her vagina is the dwelling place of the mighty Sarlac on Tatooine

Schadenfried March 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Why isn’t this pictured Blingee’d?

Rary Guppert March 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm

so this same article about how K-Lo and J-Gold wrote the same article on two websites appears on two websites? i call socialism. communist conspiracy unveiled! sadlyno and wonkette are both in league with hitler.

hoosiermama March 27, 2009 at 2:19 pm

I thought the picture was real and said to myself, “self, that’s not his real hair…”

Crow T. Robot March 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

The last time something like this was in the news, the bloggers in question were hinting around to the public that they were sleeping together. Just sayin’.

Gopherit March 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

[re=275237]The Neoskeptic[/re]: tentacles. SHUDDER!

Joey Ratz March 27, 2009 at 2:25 pm

How will this shocking revelation impact the Lopez/Goldberg 2012 ticket? The staff at Politico must be reeling.

[re=275216]LittlePig[/re]: One vote for K-Load.

OffTheRecord March 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Oh my god. I am dumbfounded. That picture is the single most horrifying thing that the internet has ever wrought.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=275234]ladymacbeth[/re]: Dammit, you beat me to it.

hobospacejungle March 27, 2009 at 2:31 pm

That photo of Jo-Go in ‘his’ column is a lie. A big fat lie! He hasn’t been that slim since he stopped nursing off Mama Lucy’s teats. So about two years.

shanemacgowan March 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm
zenferret March 27, 2009 at 2:35 pm

I bet they just screwed up at National Review Online and put her article under his name.

They ought to fire the editor for that. Now who is the editor of National Review Online?

SayItWithWookies March 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm

[re=275190]Zadig[/re]: I’m going with Klo-Jo.

seriesoftubescleaner March 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Bruce Vilanch?

Monsieur Grumpe March 27, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Their sweaty, flabby, pasty white flesh slapping against each would probably produce nonstop wet fart sounds. Pity the neighbors.

Come here a minute March 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm


stopmebeforeitypeagain March 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm

J-Lo to J-Go: “Is it in yet?”

J-Go to J-Lo: “How would I know?”

Proof that Lamarck was right — turpitude, yuckiness, and thorough-going bestiality go straight into the gene pool. Also.

Make it go away. It’s looking at me.

Czn939 March 27, 2009 at 2:42 pm


Naked Bunny with a Whip March 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm

which is perhaps the greatest image in history

Not without an Oompa Loompa in it.

V572625694 March 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm

OT, but the lovely and talented Michelle Bachmann called for a revolution today:

Git yer guns’n’ammo!

V572625694 March 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm

[re=275275]V572625694[/re]: Oops, wait, it was Wednesday. But git yer gunz anyways!

Tommmcatt March 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm


Oddly enough, there was a page in today’s Los Angeles Times where all the headlines read :

Sub-Header text

True story. Editing is apparently dying along with print media.

ManchuCandidate March 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Sad Blingee Attempt

Glitter Graphics

zenferret March 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=275279]Tommmcatt[/re]: Did ya read K-Lo’s Bio on the Town-Ho? :)

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Leggo my LoGo!

shortsshortsshorts March 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm

This is fucking disgusting. I admonish the editors for posting this. I just ate breakfast (it is almost 12) and I don’t need this.

Everyone knows that K-LO preaches abstinence, as she is the ugliest woman who has ever lived.

Serolf Divad March 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm


What do you want from them? The GOP hadn’t FAXed their talking points yet.

V572625694 March 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm

[re=275279]Tommmcatt[/re]: Best professional journalistical news story ever!

Keram2 March 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Could Golberg be the one to slay Grendel’s mother?

Czn939 March 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=275275]V572625694[/re]: Sorry to sound so serious but Ei-, er, BAchmann pisses me off.
But have these people ever truly known tyranny and Marxism for themselves?
THIS is Marxist tyranny?
And, hello, we have a revolution every second and fourth year. We just had one, and they lost.
It’s called democracy.
Trucknuttz, also. <——must follow every serious posting.

ManchuCandidate March 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Munson Thurd March 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Jesus, what a picture. I thought maybe the third McGuire twin had just been discovered.

Vewol Mevemont March 27, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Kugo(pronounced “Cujo”)?

twowheeljunkie March 27, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Do not be afraid. What scared me more were the comments on the M. Bachmann web site. Now that I know their all idiots I fell better.

TGY March 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm

About Jesus? Still weeping.

Crapola March 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm

I didn’t think that anything could make me wretch more than the Cloris Leachman/Gene Hackman epic sex story. I was so very wrong. This is much worse.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Well, hell’s bells. Once more: Leggo my LoGo!

V572625694 March 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm

[re=275291]Czn939[/re]: Yep, we had a revolution, they lost, so the system doesn’t work anymore! Git yer gunz!

bynrdskynrd March 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Uh…I think I am used to seeing that horror: moving(Read:FORCED)from Oregon back into California’s (Smog)Central Valley, it seems that small-minded, virulently-religious, overweight Latinas seem to be the trend. In fact, that was the main reason why I fled…

I need patchouli-scented hippie chicks, STAT!

tRUKnUTZ on my S-10!

lawrenceofthedesert March 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm

This will lead directly to the revelation that Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon are actually one and the same person. The t.v. show will hence be known as “Pardon the Redundancy,” and both Kornheiser and Ted Danson will face tough questions from the Congressional Committee on the Legality of Blackface (hint: Rush likes it). Have we seen Andrea Mitchell and Prince in the same room?

Mr Blifil March 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Cue David Bowie: “Jean Jonah!”

Sorry, I got nothin’.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=275279]Tommmcatt[/re]: I grew up with the LA Times. I’ve read it nearly every morning for 50 years. And it’s just going to complete hell. I see apostrophe errors, errors in tense and voice, errors in subject/verb agreement, spellings that would shame a retard (or YouTube commenter) … all the crap you get when you fire the editors.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=275205]ProfessorJukes[/re]: Daddy, what’s a Xerox?

Please. The RNC just emails all these guys their columns.

Baseproduct March 27, 2009 at 3:19 pm

[re=275257]shanemacgowan[/re]: H.R. Puffin-Stuffin?

Cape Clod March 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Oh God. Where’s my vodka?

Internally valid March 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=275293]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Ahhhh, teh Blingee makes that wretched affront to humanity funny! Thnx!

Godot March 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=275261]seriesoftubescleaner[/re]: Going Goth, apparently.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm

[re=275330]Mr Blifil[/re]:

“Jean Jonah
Writes like a hack!
Jean Jonah
He/she’s smoking crack.
Journalist ho,
Jean Jonah
Take your shit and just go,
Oh, oh-ohhhh!!!”

facehead March 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm

. . . and I was just about to check out porn sites . . .

momus March 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm

This is what happens when you subcontract the writing to a bunch of monkeys.

Crankenstank March 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Oh, you know, Monkeys, Typewriters, they’ll eventually type out the works of Shakespeare or Hitler or one of those guys at the same time.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=275340]iolanthe[/re]: … and … and the error that makes my Word Weenie self cry: when a verb agrees with the geographically nearest noun, not the subject of the sentence.

Red Zeppelin March 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm

So Comic Book Guy’s writing for the wingnuts now?

Way to give up your alt-text cherry, Jim-boy!

Zadig March 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm

By the way, my glib query as to their new shared name did not sufficiently convey that OH GOD THE FUCKING HORROR. So, there’s that, also.

DoctorCulturae March 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Curse you Jim Newell for sending this image into perpetuity throughout the universe. Meepbloids from CfB16 find it kinda cute though, at least on a Friday afternoon full of early cocktails.

El Pinche March 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Imagine walking into a room with those two morbidly obese boars beastfucking each other. The putrid stench of badly neglected vagina and swamp ass would make Mike Rowe gag.

Scarab March 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm

You ever notice how you never see them together?

I’m referring to their writing and any sort of intelligence.

Mr Blifil March 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=275352]iolanthe[/re]: That’s more like it. Thank you.

IceCreamEmpress March 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm

“Maybe we have it all backwards.”



LittlePig March 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm

[re=275286]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Some choose abstinence, others have abstinence thrust upon them.

Internally valid March 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm

They obviously *wanted* to be caught. BIG bedfellows? They’re clearly referring to themselves and how they fuck, fatly.

fregan March 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

So, you mean when I did that 3-way with them it wasn’t really a 3-way but a 2-way and I wasn’t really there? I don’t feel so dirty anymore.

fregan March 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm

And on weekends when it’s time to worship they become Sybil Loberg, the world’s only bar mitzvahed nun.

There will be no discussion of circumcision here.

bago March 27, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Alright stop what you’re doing
’cause I’m about to ruin….


centerguide March 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm

What George Carlin said about fat people and sex

grevillea March 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm

I enclose a book of stamps. Please rush me the new Big Bedfellows DVD catalog.

DeLand DeLakes March 27, 2009 at 4:52 pm

To quote our Comics Curmudgeon:

This. Is. Just. Shameful.

tootsieroll March 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm

[re=275275]V572625694[/re]: I was reading some of the TPM comments, and I have to agree—this is bordering on dangerous, she and Hannity are throwing gasoline on the ignorant dittoheads who listen. Why aren’t other House members calling her out or the DNC denouncing her and crying “treason!”

grevillea March 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Ha, actual comment at TownHall:
“I thought this column worked better coming from a man.”

Alert the PUMAs!

gjdodger March 27, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Jonah…or Glenda?

Fishpaw March 27, 2009 at 5:26 pm

It is true, J and K would make surprisingly big bedfellows.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm

[re=275375]Mr Blifil[/re]: No prob. Somebody had to do it, once the mind went there. I know how it is. I titled a piece I wrote this morning about identifying garden weeds, and named it “Weed Science” … and for some reason I’ve been humming some Oingo Boingo tune ever since.

It’s the damnedest thing.

iolanthe March 27, 2009 at 5:36 pm

[re=275494]iolanthe[/re]: The above was the “special” version. Make that:

I wrote a piece this morning about identifying garden weeds, and named it “Weed Science”.

Apparently somebody went and fired all *my* internal copy editors, too.

Atheist Nun March 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm

My KLO-JO Blingee Pr0n, let me show you it:

grevillea March 27, 2009 at 6:09 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: Nasty. Good job.

Zadig March 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: The new Goatse. Congratulations. Now we just need to trick Goldberg into seeing it.

Atheist Nun March 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=275512]Zadig[/re]: I hope he likes the pornstache I gave him!
[re=275511]grevillea[/re]: Oh, the terrible, terrible things I had to look at in order to find a body for K-Lo’s head… (shudder)

hobospacejungle March 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: Oh sweet jesus you didn’t. You did. Oh god that is full of awesome. And totally unnecessary. I salute you.

Trace March 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm

The hideous child resulting from their.. “love?” JenniForHilarity.

specialed March 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Conservatives conserving brain cells. If they have two opposing thoughts over the same issue they’ll explode.

assistant/atlas March 27, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: You are a sick, twisted motherfucker. Oh how I love you.

trondant March 27, 2009 at 7:21 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: Hallelujah, it’s raining men doughnuts!

WendyK March 27, 2009 at 7:28 pm

Has any explanation been offered? Because if “they’re fucking” is the correct answer to why an identical blog was posted in each profile, I will have to end my life.

Mr Blifil March 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: You should be given some kind of citation. And also some sedation.

SayItWithWookies March 27, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Klo-Jo has a sad:
I’m being pelted with really stupid and juvenile email from people who think this is some sort of major scandal, that it’s proof of plagiarism and lord knows what else. I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines? I knew having Bush gone would be rough for that crowd. But this is really sad.

It’s the “Lord knows what else,” Jonah, that’s really got them going.

lulzmonger March 27, 2009 at 10:47 pm

Caught with his scholarly panties down around his bovine ankles, Gruppenfuhrer Doughboy has said that it’s his abortion & that the “lefty blogs” are really looking silly by pointing out his & K-Lo’s duplicity in this sad act of journalistic bastardry – which remains defiantly intact at the end of the day. She, like any other brainless wingnut-diva, has said absolutely nothing yet.

They’ve definitely earned their matching His-&-Hers colostomy bags.

RabidHamster March 27, 2009 at 11:11 pm


Hagar77 March 27, 2009 at 11:30 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: A friend of mine is typing this for me because I instantly clawed my eyeballs from their sockets upon viewing your Blingee, but it was a Win.

Cranky Old Batt March 27, 2009 at 11:42 pm

Iggy, you and I are on the same page. I keep expecting that Cheshire grin to go ‘splody and turn into a drooling maw surrounded with writhing tentacles. Lots of tentacles.

ladymacbeth March 28, 2009 at 12:21 am

[re=275262]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: jesus christ.

[re=275320]bynrdskynrd[/re]: wait? what? i’m spending a whole hell of a lot of non quality time in oregon right now. usually i’m in — well, not OR.

can you dish on OR please cause i don’t get it.


HuddledMass March 28, 2009 at 10:13 am

[re=275676]ladymacbeth[/re]: Oregon is 1/2 new-age yuppies, 1/2 survivalist loggers/cowboys, topped with just a sprinkle of serial killers.
These basic groupings have interbred some, but you can figure it out from there…

Custerwolf March 28, 2009 at 11:24 am

[re=275725]HuddledMass[/re]: Sounds alot like Washington – except we’ve got a dollop of serial killers.

Custerwolf March 28, 2009 at 11:27 am

I’m sure it’s been said a bajillion times but I really think these two should just collaborate and do a single blog called “Jonah and the Whale.” No fucking whatsoever allowed.

Custerwolf March 28, 2009 at 11:47 am

With the tagline: “Thar She Bloviates!”

nader paul kucinich gravel March 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Is this an ID Photo of a Israel-first AIPAC Neocon with his fake propaganda lapel pin on?

ifthethunderdontgetya" March 28, 2009 at 12:09 pm

[re=275504]Atheist Nun[/re]: O.M.G! Congrats.

bakeneko March 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm

That picture is more disgusting than “tubgirl”.


Atheist Nun March 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=275529]hobospacejungle[/re]: [re=275554]assistant/atlas[/re]: [re=275577]trondant[/re]: [re=275609]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=275665]Hagar77[/re]: ifthethunderdontgetya” bakeneko

HELLS YEAH! I’ve done it!! I’ve successfully lowered the political discourse! I’m so fucking happy I could fart butterflies.
Cheers, everyone!

1ofUS March 28, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Loose Lucianne had Jonah as LBJ’s love child, too.

NunnaTheSOBs March 30, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Oh hell, it’s back to therapy. It took me YEARs to get past the image of some heterosexual male actually getting an erection, pre-viagra, at the sight of a naked Lucianne Goldberg.
Now that image has been replaced by one of her crapulous kid playing stink-finger with that bubble butt bonita — I may give up sex forever.

BipartisanFizgig March 31, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Hmmm the K-Lo Jo-Go pic looks like something I’d probably try to bite. Or mate with. Depends on how much time I’ve gotten to spend with Kira that morning.

rossmore March 30, 2010 at 4:07 am

I know that is really fat boy with a wig, because he has two eyebrows and two chins. If it was the mouth-breathing fart-sack, she would have one eyebrow and two chins. And a fuller beard.

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