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Obama Sex Chat Breaks Internet

Daytime TeeVee.Guess who’s doing a Live Streaming Video Internet sexytime chat right now? Barack Obama! Jay Leno must’ve been all booked up today. It took your Wonkette about a dozen tries to get the White House site to load, but now it is working, finally. So, if you’re one of the 5-1/2 million people on unemployment currently watching Obama on this web thingy on the Internets because you have nothing else to do and Dish TV cut off your shows, well have fun. Maybe we will “liveblog” a “live chat,” maybe? Nah. But you can go search the submitted questions for stuff like “marijuana” — try “marijauna,” too. [White House]


12:25 PM on Thu March 26 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. IceCreamEmpress says at 12:29 pm, March 26th, 2009

    I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON OUR PREZNIT

    Now I know how Lady Noonington felt during the R years.

  2. shanemacgowan says at 12:29 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Not one question about teleprompters or trucknutz.

  3. WickedWitch says at 12:33 pm, March 26th, 2009

    shanemacgowan: hahahahaha

    I got on with no problems — he must lurv me!!!!

  4. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 12:35 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Ed Henry is busy googling himself. In oh so many ways.

  5. NoWireHangers says at 12:36 pm, March 26th, 2009

    The stream is really nice on this thing, high res too. He just called Sasha their “little precious pea” in response to some question about health care. I’m not sure what this has to do with the economy, but everyone in the “town hall” is gushing with love for Barry. It seems like most of the questions are basically, “We are poor; make us rich with your magic touch.” Then Barry smiles and the questioner wets himself/herself.

  6. HoboNutz says at 12:36 pm, March 26th, 2009

    shanemacgowan: what about his birth certificate?

  7. randomsausage says at 12:38 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Barry’s enjoying this. These people are making Ed Henry look like the tool he so surely is.

  8. sati demise says at 12:38 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Obama just said ‘no’ to legalizing teh mary jane

    I haz a sad :(

  9. “Is it true that the touch of a great leader can cure constipation? Or is that incontinence?”

  10. hockeymom says at 12:40 pm, March 26th, 2009

    My god is this man smart. The last eight years erased my memory of a smart politician who actually seems to care about the country.
    When Obama started talking about Malia “Our little sweet P” and her bout of meningitis, I swear some sort of air-borne particles flew into my eyes and made them water up.
    There have been some great questions…especially from small business owners.
    (sad to hear he isn’t on board with the pot driving our economy).
    I hope all this smartness isn’t coming too late for our country.

  11. randomsausage: Yeah. ‘Journalists’, these days.

  12. HottMcClellan says at 12:41 pm, March 26th, 2009

    IceCreamEmpress: We are all Peggy Noonan with the vapors and such.

  13. jagorev says at 12:43 pm, March 26th, 2009

    The stream loaded very fast for me, no problems, and it looks very high-res. Of course it helps that I’m at work where we have a superfast dedicated internet tube.

    Maybe Ken can spring for Wonkette GHQ to upgrade its 9600 baud modem?

  14. bitchincamaro says at 12:44 pm, March 26th, 2009

    sati demise: That’s because the War For On Drugs is working soooo well.

  15. NoWireHangers says at 12:45 pm, March 26th, 2009

    hockeymom: I am hopeful that Barry can spark a long term progressive turn in our national political trajectory. That’s my dream, and that dream there’s legal marijuana on a national level.

  16. problemwithcaring says at 12:46 pm, March 26th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: My friend went to the speech at the Warner Center last night and was all dumbfounded that tickets were so easy to get. “My friends are so well-connected now,” he said.

    I said, I think it’s more a matter of this guy having more appearances than Wayne Newton in Branson. Just saying.

  17. americanscandoanything says at 12:50 pm, March 26th, 2009

    meanwhile

    April 1st comes early at Fox news

    http://mediamatters.org/items/200903260005?f=h_latest

    never again will I claim that “fox and friends” can’t get any absurd

  18. sati demise says at 12:55 pm, March 26th, 2009

    What? No autographs for the audience?
    Barry should know the unemployed can sell this item on the ebay to buy hobobeans.

  19. Hooray For Anything says at 12:57 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Did he make any jokes about crippled people, laugh at something, or snap at somebody who asked him a question because otherwise, what will the cable news channels and Politico talk about now?

  20. Hooray For Anything says at 1:00 pm, March 26th, 2009

    americanscandoanything: My only surprise in all of that was that somehow, Steve Douchey was not involved.

  21. Gopherit says at 1:00 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Are you bored, lonely, out of work? Don’t want to work?

    http://wonkette.chatango.com

  22. hockeymom says at 1:01 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: Well he did say he was going to call on people in a “boy-girl” order. So that proves he’s biased against men and women. Why does Barry hate adults, so very much?

  23. americanscandoanything says at 1:06 pm, March 26th, 2009

    Hooray For Anything: Douchey is “the smart one”

    evidently no one at Fox with an IQ of more then 80 likes getting up early in the morning

  24. Hooray For Anything says at 1:32 pm, March 26th, 2009

    americanscandoanything: I think it’s asking a lot of Fox News personalities to have an IQ of more than 80

  25. sarcasticusername says at 1:32 pm, March 26th, 2009

    shanemacgowan: obviously this thing was rigged, because we all know that’s all the amercan people are talking about right now. seriously, ms. malkin told me it’s true.

  26. AllHat says at 1:45 pm, March 26th, 2009

    sati demise: Don’t be sad, “no” is internet for “yes”.

  27. DC Hates Me says at 2:23 pm, March 26th, 2009

    It’s a thin line between POTUS and internet stalker.

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