Oh yeah here is that clip you have already seen a million times, probably. It features RNC death-bomb Michael Steele talking about how Rush Limbaugh fell for Steele’s cagey ploy of saying retardimanated things to expose who his real friends are (hint: not Rush Limbaugh). [via TPM]
Michael Steele Totally Meant To Do That
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Mike Steele: stupid like a fox
Michael Steele: single handedly making W. seem like a strategic wunderkind. (W: ‘I meant to go into a war with no plan just to see what countries were with me.’)
Well, one thing we know, Steele doesn’t know the meaning of the word “introspective.”
Another great clip from this interview was when Steele talked about the possibility of running for President. Like many great Republicans before him, he’s sticking to the “only God can make that decision for me” answer. You can watch that clip here:
http://gotchamedia.blogspot.com/2009/03/god-may-or-may-not-want-michael-steele.html
So if I follow this correctly, Steele’s grand strategy was:
1) Figure out who’s with me and who’s against me.
2) Go apologize to those who are against me.
3) Figure out that no one is actually for me.
4) Leverage this knowledge to eventually rule the world.
I too am introspective, a strategic thinker and a cause-and-effect kind of guy. As a result, during my lunch hour I plan to stand in the middle of the freeway and find out who my real friends are.
[re=273760]mjwilstein[/re]:
I think what he meant to say was: “Only direct intervention by the Almighty could make that possible.”
I left my fly open, put a piece of spinach between my 2 front teeth and glued some toilet paper to my shoe so I would see who my friends really were.
It’s a strategy, you see. Like everything else, it comes from old western B-movies with such as Rocky “Allen” Lane and Whip Wilson. Anytime the hero is up in the rocks in enemy territory, which is once per movie, he needed to see were there owlhoots about, so he’d prize off his prize Stetson, place it on a stick he carried just for the occasion, and gingerly raise it on high. The bad guys would immediately proclaim, “Hey, there’s a hat on a stick!” and blast away, thus giving away their position.
It’s a firm and fixed rule, however, that said hero must always and forever remove his head from the decoy.
[re=273763]Serolf Divad[/re]: Or, as old baseball writers would say about a struggling pitcher: “He might win ten games this season if God drops everything else.”
This is all for his Presidential run, obviously. Thank you Mr. Steele AKA FUTURE PREZDINT.
[re=273761]Serolf Divad[/re]:
6.) Profit!
Steele, mah niggah! He’s an Olympian. A very special Olympian.
Mr. Steele, trying the classic “Whoever smelt it, dealt it” defense against Rush Limbaugh’s “He who denied it, supplied it” attack.
Neither man, in any case, is SBD.
[re=273762]WadISay[/re]: SPOILER: there aren’t many of them. Your best friends are the ones that honk and scream “Get out of the road, you crazy fuck!”
Mr. Steele is merely exhibiting Groucho-think:
“If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more prunes than rhubarb does.”
Last great strategic thinker of this magnitude–Bill Kristol.
Having received instructions on stealth campaigning from Paul Reubens, who perfected the tactic by accident during the Pee-wee bicycle incident, Michael Steele is ready to take on the world.
Yeah, when I knocked up my first wife – which is why we got married – I also told my friends “I totally meant to do that.”
I was as credible as this Humpty Dancer.
F for FAIL!!!
so getting his balls handed to him on a platter was all part of his diabolical plan?
LOL
[re=273761]Serolf Divad[/re]: He couldn’t ‘rule’ a patch of lawn occupied only by a crippled chipmunk.
My god he’s insane.
[re=273779]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Meh. Get thee to an editor:
“If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
I don’t pay my bills for the same reason. I want to know who’s with and who’s against me.
So far everyone I owe money to has been against me.
[re=273786]Roger3815[/re]: He’s just right as RNC chairman, then. Stupid *and* crazy. A double victory!
The look on the face of the interviewer is priceless. “I want to know who says their with me but really isn’t.” [puzzled expression] “How does that help you?”
It’s almost as good as the way Crazy Michelle Bachmann paralyzes her opponents with the crazy.
Oh and Mickey, I got a piece of your mail, misdelivered. Here it is:
Chosen One:
I don’t say this to just anyone. I annoint you! Run! For My sake! Run! Let your marching song be “What Up Gangsta?”. And Myspeed.
Tha Big Guy
[re=273794]Come here a minute[/re]: Yeah, I love the, “You wanna’ share with us?” line, usually reserved for scolding small children and mental cases.
Oh, wait…
I bet he’s the kind of guy to stand there and pretend he spilled water on his crotch after he pisses his pants. You know, instead of changing. I just want to know if any of the guys he beat for the RNC chair are on suicide watch. It must be emotionally crippling to be judged to have less competence, strategic thinking, and leadership ability than Steele.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Don’t you see, people? WE all fell for his plot, too, and exposed the Wonketeering hordes at “not friends of Michael Steele.” HE’S OUTSMARTED US ALL. We’ll never beat him now! The Republicans are going to rule the world for a thousand years, and it’s all our fault for not seeing through his dastardly plan!
Last time this “worked” the yellow peril tricked us into A Bombing Hiroshima & Nagasaki. Also: Dresden was a trap for the allies. Also the French TWICE proved with the Maginot Line who was with them and who was against. Also.
Michael Steele: living proof that Forrest Gump was right. Indeed, stupid is as stupid does.
[re=273779]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Mr. Steele is merely exhibiting Groucho-think
WHAT IS THIS FAD FOR ACCUSING BLACK MEN OF BEING MARXISTS?
[re=273794]Come here a minute[/re]: “paralyzes her opponents with the crazy.”
Nice turn of phrase. I’d like to plagerize that sometime.
Michael Steele : proving there’s a Moore’s Law for the stupid.
[re=273764]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Heck, that’s nothing. I cut three fingers off my right hand because I was mildly interested in finding out the efficacy of my local emergency room.
Michael Steele is a wizard (technical term) of Integral Politics.
Michael Steele – it’s OKAY to cry…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64a_1fWTsls
Ahhh yesss … the old double secret reverse! Very clever, Mr. Steele … if that really is your name …
Wait a minute – my shoe-phone is ringing …
And this guy was the sanest of the RNC chair nominees.
Is this the “float like a butterfly, sting like a bee” strategy or the “rope-a-dope” strategy?
Steele/Bachmann 2012
Yo! Because reality is whack, you feel me?
Enemy camps? Tents? Chessboard? The GOP are helplessly lost in the woods of their mind.
The part of Michael Steele is being played by Tobias from Arrested Development.
His position on the chess board? Black pawn
thank you very much
[re=273834]BigDupa[/re]: Alright, alright…win…
Capricatony: No, he was the blackest.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That is all.
[re=273813]Custerwolf[/re]: Don’t forget this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHrwcQrY-JM
No, everyone’s got it backwards. This was really all instigated by Rushthulu to weed out those who support Steele and mark them for purging once the Great Old Ones’ Party reclaims the throne.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Rushthulu AM Radio wgah’nagl fhtagn!
[re=273781]2druk2phluq[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXU7EVXs2A
I, uh… he… seriously, WTF?
Way to catapult the propaganda, Steele. Stupid like a fox, indeed.
[re=273880]Hooray For Anything[/re]: You are precious.
I swear to God this man is a DNC plant.
“Notice that I am pronouncing ‘strategy’ correctly, instead of ‘stragety.’ In addition, I am no longer saying ‘li-barry’ instead of ‘library’ and ‘tomorree’ instead of ‘tomorrow.’”
[re=273762]WadISay[/re]: George Armstrong Custer used that same strategy at Little Big Horn. Worked perfectly.
[re=273834]BigDupa[/re]:
Is there a point in even going on after that one?
Several Intarwebz and 2 dozen Kiddie Whore Diamonds for you!
My new strategy is to take everyone’s word at face value. Clearly, then, sending Eric Cantor to a Britney Spears concert during Obama’s press conference was also part of Michael “Cause-and-Effect-Kind-of-Guy” Steele’s brilliant strategy.
I think what this country needs is a little bit more complicated than a chess game between the R’s and D’s.
Next he’ll be using Texas Hold’em analogies:
“Never fold before you check, the river is fickled mistress.”
[re=273924]NotthatLC[/re]:
I’ve been saying that since they first brought him out.
I checked his wiki page and smelled a lib, I think it’s been re-edited since.
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