Wonkette
Nobody really knows what Hillary Clinton has been up to, work-wise, since she started her Secretary of State-ing a couple months ago. She went to China or somesuch, yes? And went on a bunch of international teevee programs and suffered through important geopolitical inquiries such as when she fell in love with her husband? Well, 7 in 10 of us approve of the performance of America’s top diplomat, so hooray, she will not be boiled in a cauldron of hot oil next week as previously scheduled. [CNN]
Hillary who?
She’s more popular than Obama, which means she’s more popular than Jesus, which means she’s the fifth Beatle!
Somewhere, Mark Penn is kicking himself for not coming up with a campaign strategy that banks on the idea that the less you see of her, the more popular she is.
She’ll be the commencement speaker at my daughter’s graduation in the new Yankee Stadium in May. It’s not Bronco Stadium, but then, she didn’t win, did she?
Wait, she was at one time in love with Bill? Really? Who knew?
Internally valid: I think she was on Star Trek or something.
I am Cankles, hear me roar!
Who knew? When you’re not busy being a bitch, people tend to like you a little better. Way to go, Hillz!
Yeah, what happened to the PUMAs? I haven’t seen them around here for a long time? Should we call just to make sure they’re ok?
Will the PUMettes shut up now?
No, I realize they won’t.
The country’s affection for Hillary Clinton is inversely proportional to her geographic proximity from Mark Penn.
It’s hard to be charming when you’re choking. Only the Chicago Cubs can come close.
It didn’t hurt her image a bit that she did a hot threesome with those two guys who were standing with her. She swallows, and she does teh buttseks.
Serolf Divad: At least she’s more popular than Geithner or the AIG Bonus Babies. And Condi.
Internally valid: She’s married to Clinton, that black musician.
Red Zeppelin: I believe I saw a documentary on the Discovery Channel on how one “calls” the PUMA out of their native nesting places. It involves a pantsuit, Celine Dion and sniper fire over Bosnia. I’m too lazy to try it.
V572625694:
What is this “Condi” you speak of? Is it some kind of international cup-holder? I vaguely remember hearing about that last year, but it didn’t seem to be doing anything at all important that had any kind of effect whatsoever so I forgot about it.
CaliforniaMike: No, she does NOT swallow. You are misinformed, sir. If she swallowed then no one would’ve ever heard the name Monica Lewinsky.
She should have a press conference so the reporters can tell her she’s boring and needs some jokes from Jay Leno.
I like her a lot better now that she is in countries that I cannot pronounce.
bitchincamaro: She’ll be the commencement speaker at my daughter’s graduation in the new Yankee Stadium in May.
All of Yankee Stadium? Is this the largest school in the world? Then again, GHW Bush did speak at Univ. of Texas graduation at the football stadium, but only used half of it. I was tossed out for blowing whistles in unison with a lot of other people who were also tossed out. Some were cattle-prodded & thrown in jail. This was not long after the first stupid, pointless Iraq war. Not an especially effective protest, but, hey, we were college kids.
When is Michael Steele going to do something stupid?
I’m bored
Palin was the true “Reset Button”. Once she arrived on the scene, it took all of the steam out of my Hilz-hating machine.
Tommmcatt: Protegé of Brent Scowcroft. Placeholder/token African-American replacement for Colin Powell, 2004-2008. Her greatest accomplishment was dating former Denver Broncos wide-receiver punt-returner Rick Upchurch.
V572625694: That’s interesting because I heard that she liked the ladies.
V572625694:
So I was right about the cup-holder thing then,
Fivetree: Actually, you’re mistaken. Hillary did not swallow until after Monica. That was what we call a teachable moment.
She’s likable enough
If the election wasn’t stolen from her, because of sexism, Hillary would have fixed the economy by now. Instead, we’re stuck with NOBAMA and his Chicago Thugs. And Barak Ogabe isn’t even eligible to be in this country!!!1!
Country Club Jihadi: Seriously, these guys need to let it go.
sarahconnor: Actually, yes.
hobospacejungle: Last year, somebody streaked from the outfield, in boxers, I think. I’m bringing my own cattle prod. We call ‘em “Giuiliani Sticks”, in the Bronx.
Tommmcatt: soo goood.
Hooray For Anything: so true…
Dave J.: exactly.
What exactly is the guy on the left doing with his right hand?
Texan Bulldoggette: I’m stealing that and putting it on a T-shirt.