Wonkette
- Take a look at NOW! That’s What I Call Michele Bachmann Vol. 1, in which our gal smugly recites lines from The Bald Soprano at confused interlocutors and looks proudly on. [TPM via Gawker]
- Hollywood Box Office is making a feature film about that Lewinsky gal, the one from the 90s! Dennis Quad will be Bill, Julianne Moore will be Hillary, and they’re not getting an actress to play Lewinsky, they’re just going to use old news footage or who knows, maybe cast Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere and an animated Heath Ledger to tag-team it. [Top of the Ticket]
- Rod Blagojevich, an actual toddler who, for a period of time, precociously involved himself in Illinois politics, says he has no regrets, in case you were thinking that he participated in some regretful activities. [CNN Political Ticker]
- Democratic People’s Republic of Alaska will be accepting most of the stiumulus funds, regardless of whatever Sarah Palin refused. [Anchorage Daily News]
- And the good news!: America is still the world’s #1 exporter of vacuous neologisms. USA #1! [Crooks and Liars]
I want to see the part where Lewinsky blows a rowing shell.
I wish the Feds would hurry up so I can see Blagojevich on Court TV.
Is “archival footage” a euphemism for “amateur sex tapes” shot with the Hi-8 camera Bill had hidden behind the portrait of George Washington with one eye cut out?
Shelly wouldn’t know Ionesco from a lithium-ion battery.
Bachmann can hear my Bald Soprano if she cups ‘em a bit tight.
You can see the shell blow up at washingtonpost.com. Check out the rower next to the shell that blows up — keeps rowing without missing a beat. I guess that happens all the time in TV Washington.
Michele Bachmann really is the non-thinking person’s Sarah Palin. I keep waiting for her to ask where the government hides the crashed alien spacecraft.
chascates: Amen.
chascates: Holy crap you are right. Palin sounds like Richard Feynman after that. She is Hannity’s favorite after all.
Dear Wonkette: Will you please stop publishing the posts from the terrible non-Wonkette Wonkette site, with all its terrible writing and reproduction of awful college-freshman-understandings of racial and gender stereotypes? And maybe let Juli write everything, because she’s very brilliant. THNXAMILLZ.