SEXYTIME  3:37 pm March 25, 2009

Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

by Jim Newell

And you all thought Washington wasn’t sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama’s boring press conference last night like the rest of us dingbats, Cantor and a bipartisan group of legislators attended the Show Of The Century at downtown’s Verizon Center: a Britney Spears concert. If our children weren’t so concerned about future deficits, what would they think of this!

While we only asked Cantor’s office if Cantor himself attended, they were sure to include in their response that vulnerable Senate Democrats were also there, plus regular Democrats, and that Obama has also been to the Verizon Center before for a night of leisure.

After attending the NRCC dinner, Eric, like President Obama has been known to do, enjoyed a night at the Verizon center. It was a bipartisan night, as Eric was joined by Senator Landrieu and other Democrats.

Obviously the scandal here is that Eric Cantor is friends with socialists.

Hey Hill staffers, was YOUR boss also at this celebration of washed-up sex instead of watching Our Leader discuss the issues? Let us know: tips@wonkette.com

UPDATE: Cantor’s office now cannot “verify with 100 percent certainty” that Sen. Landrieu was there, and so would prefer to redact that last part. Maybe they had confused her with Britney Spears?

 

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{ 71 comments }

Will work for shoes March 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Why bother watching when you already know you’ll say, “no” to whatever the president says. Prolly includes the Dems that were there, too.

Tra March 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Why is the dude in the back of the picture about to hurl? Was Cantor waving his thong?

shortsshortsshorts March 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm

“I just think we should do whatever the President tells us to.” – Britney Spears 5 year’s ago. God bless ‘er.

MathewBrooks March 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Was Landrieu also wearing Bejeweled panties?

HoboNutz March 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

If a major gay republican scandal does not materialize out of this, I don’t know what to believe anymore

MathewBrooks March 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

If you seek Cantor…er i mean amy.

V572625694 March 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Jeebus look at the baby fat on her. Instead of “If you seek Amy” she ought to be singing about “Do it everywhere, Tommie” or some similar nonsense.

shanemacgowan March 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

While Cantor’s office cannot verify with certainty that Sen. Landrieu was there, they are certain that the concert was attended by a Louisiana Senator who wears panties. Senator Vitter’s office could not be reached for comment.

memzilla March 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[insert manadatory "stimulus package" reference here]

AngryBlakGuy March 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

…Eric Cantor is that creepy old guy, that still wears Abercrombie and tries to pickup ‘tweens at Britney Spears concerts! I knew it!!!

Country Club Jihadi March 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Cantor emailed the pics to Rahm’s Blackberry. That’s why he was passing it around last night.

TimesUp March 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

hmmm, a traitorous lot…

Doglessliberal March 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

the WaPo’s review of this concert is hysterical. The “music” was barely mentioned. A sample:

“The title track of “Circus,” which summarizes the pop star’s big-top existence, boomed over the PA, and a dancing, strutting, preening Spears halfheartedly pretended to sing. (If she sang live last night, it wasn’t particularly obvious. And if the musicians hidden on the floor surrounding the stage played live, well, who would’ve known?).

Not that anybody seemed to mind. Too busy fending off sensory overload, which was exactly as Spears seemed to want it.

The show wasn’t a concert. It was an over-the-top spectacle in which Spears — considered a major popwreck just a couple of years ago — made a compelling case for herself as the current queen of pop performance art. “

magic titty March 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Mark Foley went to see The Jonas Bros.

Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! March 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=273238]V572625694[/re]: I’m in! Though send a search party if I’m not back out in an hour.

Servo March 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Must be their pork project.

Prommie March 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Swampsow! Swampsow! Yikes. I didn’t know Cantor was teh gay.

AngryBlakGuy March 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=273238]V572625694[/re]: …ehhhhhh, I’d hit it! And I’m not even that into Britney.

ManchuCandidate March 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Cantor’s Baby One More Time

Oh Wonkette, Wonkette
Oh Wonkette, Wonkette
Oh Wonkette, Wonkette
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn’t right here
Oh Wonkette Wonkette
I shouldn’t rat out Demrats
And now I’m just a laughing stock, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me Wonkette
‘Cause I need to know now what we’ve got

[CHORUS:]
My stupidity is killing me
I must confess, I’m still a tool
When I’m not in charge I lose my mind
Give me a sign
While I Fap to Britney one more time

Senhor Tambor March 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm

“I’LL DENY YOU, MISSY!!!”

shortsshortsshorts March 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=273255]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I would gladly hit Britney Spears one more time.

V572625694 March 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=273258]Senhor Tambor[/re]: Good one! Work it like a claw, and call me Randy!

[re=273253]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Well, duh, as the young folks say. Me too. Fake boobs and the soul of a drunken slut — what’s not to like? Except, uh, you don’t exactly know where that’s been, if you know what I mean.

TimesUp March 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=273255]ManchuCandidate[/re]: very funny!

Woodwards Friend March 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

I like how he doesn’t even bother to explain this like it was his daughter’s birthday and he was chaperoning her and a friend. Eric Cantor is a straight perv and proud of it. The man isn’t afraid of kooties. I hope the other Republicans don’t make fun of him for liking girls and boobies.

Gorillionaire March 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I thought that was Teagan Presley.

freakishlystrong March 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Who, over 15, would go to a Britney Spears “show”? An obstructionist wingnut, that’s who.

BRIT USED A TELEPROMPTER!!1

Hedley Lamar March 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Did her labia pop out again? Enquiring minds want to know.

That would turn off all the republicans in the crowd.

lawrenceofthedesert March 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Ms. Spears seems to be a couple kids late for that outfit.

comradepaulson March 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

So he’s not only a shitty Congresstard, but he listens to shitty “music”, too?

I hope he’s a pedophile. At least that’s an excuse!

The Cold Sea March 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Cantor must find that pot belly HOT!

assistant/atlas March 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=273263]V572625694[/re]: “Except, uh, you don’t exactly know where that’s been, if you know what I mean.”

Well, we know it’s been to Federlineville, and I would fear to follow in those proverbial footsteps. Buttsecks!

magic titty March 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=273285]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Win.

JadedDIssonance March 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=273262]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Please try to remember that her panty-less @$$ was sitting in the same car seats as Valtrex Mc-Wonk-Eye…and then consider your last comment.

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm

I didn’t know you could cruise for young boys at a Britney concert.

iwillsavethispatient March 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm

That’s nothing, I’m sure many of us spent yesterday evening paying to watch a single-mom and recovering* drug addict dance for them in underwear. Or less.

(*) Is she? I dunno. Somebody check E! for me.

teebob2000 March 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Why is there a giant white ass stretched across the page above? And what about that Levi’s ad, too?

teebob2000 March 25, 2009 at 4:32 pm

(The above is REALLY funny if you see the Levi’s banner ad; hit refresh a few times until you get there, then prepare to lose Diet Coke out your nose.)

teebob2000 March 25, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=273303]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: He’s not a pedophile, he’s just got teh gayz. He’s trying to pick up DILFs to “Craig” in the men’s room stalls.

Rush March 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Wonder how many more republicans will attend Michael Jackson’s “come back” concert.

Rary Guppert March 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm

awesome! the wonkies took my advice and compromised their principles in favor of exploiting sex to get more hits! and everyone is happy.

pretty soon people will be saying, “no, really, i read wonkette for the articles.”

Prommie March 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm

She’s got the body of a beerkeg; the old kind that were fat in the middle. She looks like a ball-park frank thats been boiled too long and is about to burst out of its own skin. She looks like a methwhore skank unmarried trailer-dwelling semi-retarded mother of two neglected children.

She doesn’t even have that allure of danger and guilty pleasure of sleaze about her, she is just tawdry, boring, just a sloppy drunk chick. Yuck.

Custerwolf March 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm

That’s got to be the shittiest rendition of ‘YMCA’ I’ve ever seen.

Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! March 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm

If I told her she had a beautiful body, would she sue me for slander?

comradepaulson March 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm

[re=273336]Prommie[/re]: But enough about Eric Cantor.

El Pinche March 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I heard Larry Craig and Lindsay Graham were chillaxing at the Jonas Brothers concert. They’re big fans! (of young, soft silky taint)

assistant/atlas March 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Btw, did someone photoshop Britney’s head on Meghan McCain’s body?

imissopus March 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Oh Britney, come back to L.A. It’s been quiet. Too quiet.

One Yield Regular March 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Since when can Britney Spears at Verizon Center be considered an “urban-suburban hip-hop setting”?

Custerwolf March 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm

[re=273388]One Yield Regular[/re]: They were referring to the paper plates and plastic forks.

DangerousLiberal March 25, 2009 at 6:11 pm

She looks lots better than after she shaved her head and “freestyled” the child restraint thing (aka Her Lap). Any man says he won’t hit that is gay and/or a liar. Which explains why the G(r)OPers were there.

President Beeblebrox March 25, 2009 at 6:36 pm

In those immortal words which will soon be emblazoned on the Lincoln Memorial next to the Gettysburg Address:

“It’s Britney, bitch.”
- Britney Jean Spears, “Gimme More” (2007)

LittlePig March 25, 2009 at 6:52 pm

[re=273262]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Like the fist of an angry god.

Zadig March 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=273343]Custerwolf[/re]: I love you.

Violenza March 25, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Well I guess this answers the question of “gay or not?” (that and the glasses)

Atlas Spanked March 25, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Oh come on now. A few weeks of boot camp and a little purging, she’d be Britarific again, and you’d all be pole-vaulting your laptops across the room.

Still, those ‘other Democrats,’ that’s inexcusable behavior.

problemwithcaring March 25, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=273415]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Thank you. And I am not gay, just horny and I would love to see some flicks of some these womenfolk who claim Britney, stretch marks and all, is not fuckable. SHOW US YOUR TITS!

up_yer_snufflegus March 25, 2009 at 8:17 pm

Gaaaah! My eyes!

El Pinche March 25, 2009 at 11:17 pm

[re=273559]problemwithcaring[/re]: I think I’ve read Jenni for Hillary grunting such things. She can show you her eight tits (utters).

Custerwolf March 26, 2009 at 12:11 am

[re=273642]El Pinche[/re]:
utters=what comes out mouth.
udders (tits) = goes in mouth.

Your welcome,
Britney

hobospacejungle March 26, 2009 at 1:13 am

I always thought Britney looks like she has a little mongoloidism in her, kind of a grown-up Trig, only a little more retarded.

El Pinche March 26, 2009 at 1:25 am

[re=273651]Custerwolf[/re]: i feel slightly ashamed that i’d still udder fuck a Mr. Clean- Britney.

[re=273658]hobospacejungle[/re]: I think Dave Attell said once, “They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!”

miss czech and britney in one day…MY GOD, WE’RE TURNING INTO HUFFINGTON POST!!

demslovefags March 26, 2009 at 11:47 am

I see nothing wrong with him going out ,instead of listening to all the B.S. ,lies, and hot air coming out of the whitehouse.

demslovefags March 26, 2009 at 11:51 am

this site sucks

Czn939 March 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=273267]Gorillionaire[/re]: WIN!

richardwb1 March 26, 2009 at 1:47 pm

[re=273826]demslovefags[/re]:

ya ma’s utters.

bakeneko March 26, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=273267]Gorillionaire[/re]: Who is Teabag Presley?
(Is this chapter 2 of “Atlas Teabagged”?)

Custerwolf March 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm

[re=273822]demslovefags[/re]: Poor dude thought this was the link to Britney’s fan page.

Cranky Old Batt March 26, 2009 at 11:38 pm

[re=273336]Prommie[/re]: “She looks like a methwhore skank unmarried trailer-dwelling semi-retarded mother of two neglected children.”

= Bristol Palin in 2011

Cranky Old Batt March 26, 2009 at 11:40 pm

[re=273658]hobospacejungle[/re]:
WIN!

ja March 27, 2009 at 3:14 am

brittney still does shows? I liked the American HistoryX phase of her career a couple years back,, when the hell was that? She was a neo-nazi and attacked that SUV with a umbrella? that was great.. we gotta get some more of that

Kingbee March 31, 2009 at 8:50 am

I’ve got to say that women with meat on their bones are definitely better at sex — must be the extra estrogen from the adipose tissue. Anyway, nothing washed up about sexuality of women with curves.

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