Czech Government Collapses Because U.S. Bailout Is 'Way To Hell'

The Czech government collapsed, which means current prime minister -- and current president of the European Union, whoops! -- Mirek Topolanek is now powerless and will soon be jobless, but that doesn't mean he can't deliver an apocalyptically Slavic-ly gloomy sermon against the United States and its terrible bailout plan, which is just like the American response to thepreviousGreat Depression, which sort of led to ... Hitler? Yes, Hitler. Depression + Czech troubles = Hitler. Works every time.

 Prague's collapse is now the fourth Euro-ish government failure from this particular Global Crisis, following Iceland and Latvia and, last week, Hungary. Financial experts around the world are saying, in their various comical languages, "This shit is bananas."

Now, Mireku, what was that you wanted to say, about America?

Topolanek, whose country holds the European Union presidency, told the bloc's parliament in Strasbourg that Obama's plans to stimulate the US economy would "undermine the stability of the global financial market."

Topolanek said: "The United States did not take the right path. All of these steps, these combinations and permanency is the way to hell. We need to read the history books and the lessons of history and the biggest success of the [EU] is the refusal to go this way."

And as the British never tire of reminding us, it was Britain's fault that a Czechoslovakia in crisis during the 1930s Great Depression was given to Hitler, in hopes Hitler would just hang out in Karlovy Vary and keep his genocide limited to, say, the Czechs. But nooooo!

Well, the former British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain once dismissed Czechoslovakia as a "small country about which we know nothing". The Czech Republic is even smaller than Czechoslovakia, but it is rather important at the moment. What happens in Prague could have far-reaching consequences beyond Czech borders.

This is the biggest outrage from Prague since the dirty Czechs installed that terrible art at EU headquarters showing all the various European Races to be comical ethnic stereotypes.

Oh, also, this endangers the Lisbon Treaty -- the Czech Republic is one of four EU states yet to ratify it, along with Poland and Ireland and Germany, where Hitler used to be in charge -- and might be some kind of Russian fuckanova deal, and noted dickwad Vaclav Klaus will stand in for Mirek at the EU-Russia summit, and Barack Obama is supposed to be in Prague next month to meet with this loser, the soon-to-be-ex Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek, and one of the Major Issues is the U.S./NATO missile shield on Czech ground that isoutragingPutin and what's his name, his pet president.

The lights are going out all over Europe, etc.