Even though you have already had a “Tuesday Lunch Video” today, circumstances call for a “Tuesday Fun Video” as well, because how can we not post this? It’s CNN’s finest hour. “Flatulence,” she says! [YouTube]
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Holy Crist!
Kid suspended for farting? You’re shitting me.
Ah, yes, “breaking” news indeed.
Tragic wastes of “teachable moments” in both cases. And we wonder why our children grow up ill-prepared to succeed in the modern workplace.
Imagine, suspended from high school for having farts so vile that you choke everyone on your bus. Ladies and Gentlemen, a future Republican Candidate for President.
He should have lit it on fire.
Socialist freedom-haters attacking the gastro-intestinally-challenged! Quick, K-Lo, to the Batcave!
Beans beans, the magical fruit,
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you stink
Then the fuckers kick you off the bus.
Hoof Hearted
This just in: The bus driver was Barney Frank and the farting kid was put there by Code Pink.
I love to fart.
“Hmmm, smells like a ‘dirty bomb’ to me… HEY! DON’T LIGHT THAT MATCH!!!
I usually blow off the oddball headlines on CNN.com – except right now they have a link to “Giant Lizards Kill Unsuspecting Fisherman” which I can’t resist clicking on.
[re=272287]Giant Robot[/re]: Yes, but can you get that on a t-shirt?
Fail. MSNBC had giant swarms of sharks off the Australian coast from a helicopter. MSNBC WINS THE AFTERNOON.
The GOP would have just renamed them “Love Bubbles” and busted out an “ethnic” rapping mascot to explain the stench.
Well at least he didn’t shoot and eat anyone— yet.
CNN is taking this fart too seriously.
We should have known this would happen if the Democrats got control of things. Now you can’t even cut teh cheese without getting teh shit kicked out of you.
I’m glad Rosa Parks didn’t toot on the bus.
In that split second when she’s done with the story she looks like she’s thinking “I hate my life and later on I’m going to catch myself on fire.” Doesn’t she?
So, in the new PC Lawbook, what’s the vig on nosepicking?….
Tasering is not good enough for these malaperts.
[re=272303]wheelie[/re]: Win.
I think I smell Richard [In]Coh[er]en[t]‘s next lede: “Things I Do Not Care For Whilst Travelling On A Bus.”
And judging by the crawl – “UK: Nuclear, Chemical Terror Threat Growing” – the Brits may have such a 15 year old of their own.
Poor kid. Things like this can follow you through life. Like a bad smell, or something.
This is just the whiff of the iceberg; tomorrow it’s hard time for sniffing bike seats.
I want to know what on earth this child is eating to make such stinkies. I used to fart a lot in German class right after lunch in high school. Had to do it nice & slow to avoid noise but I couldn’t have been the only one to smell ‘em.
In college my fellow swimming teammates had contests to make the gnarliest farts later at swimming practice by stuffing themselves with boiled eggs & such at lunch. An underwater fart unleashed right next to you while holding on to the wall during a short break from swimming can be incredibly nasty, almost puke-inducing. And funny. Depends on who you unleash it on. Some blue-noses get bent out of shape. The same ones who don’t think it’s funny when you fill your swimming cap with pee & dump it on them in the shower.
Drinking game, Je vous écoute? No, not about kids breaking wind on a bus–the press conference thingy.
He’s probably one of Rush’s bastard kids.
Don’t all school buses have stinky suspension?
First you can’t fart on the school bus, then in school, then in work, finally THEY’LL STOP YOU IN BED!!!… (just paraphrasing Shorts…)…
I am 100% in favor of this suspension. Farts stink!
Really? No shit?
aww the gassy kid beats out nuclear threats every time. nope, there’s nothing horribly wrong about that at all.
I love old man farts!
Murdoch must be pissed CNN scooped Fox News
And this is why I love 24 hour cable news. Because to fill time, they have to make themselves look silly.
[re=272335]hobospacejungle[/re]: You lucky bastard! – my HS didn’t get German until the year after I graduated.
I wrestled in HS & part of Uni (the U didn’t have an official team, just an Intramural club),and in both places it was extremely common to fart on a guy’s face whenever you could… ah, dumb jock fun – sometimes I miss it when I’m up in the dead of night trying to decide if/when/how to lay-off one of my remaining employees…
I’d hit the CNN anchor.
F*** Florida, they’ll arrest a fat kid for farting, but anti-cuban terrorists, O.J., and Robert Tilton are free to roam at will?!??!?!?!?
Why, someone broke wind on my morning bus the other day and no one said anything. Stiff upper lip and all. It’s not funny people.
It’s Lakeland people, c’mon!
I’m still wondering about the arrest for farting. Suspensions are essentially the discretionary tools of petty school tyrants, but actual police have to arrest someone and explain in writing why they did. Was it a health risk?
[re=272627]Itsjustme[/re]: That’s true. I had a roommate from Lakeland and he used to regale me with tales of his hometown’s hillbilly hijinks.
[re=272656]Gallowglass[/re]: Arresting someone for farting makes no scents.
[re=272315]badmuthagoose[/re]: Yeah, but midway thru the clip she looks like she’s just going to crack up, which is funny, also.
CNN people are such pikers. You should have seen FOX News coverage, where they brought out Karl Rove to discuss how in the Bush Administration, no one ever farted, and Obama is a fool for not taking this seriously, which is what Bush and Rover would have done. They then brought out Dick Morris to discuss Obama is encouraging a conspiracy of farting so that he can nationalize bean production in the United States. O’Reilly then had one of his producers ambush a person suspected of having “dealt it” and then covered it up by saying “Boy, that’s a no spin zone for ya!”
[re=272274]Gopherit[/re]: I’m pretty sure that is how Rush Limbaugh got his start.
And that young man who got kicked off the bus for breaking wind grew up to be…CNN’s Ed Henry.
And now you know…….the rest of the story.
[re=272714]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: You have won the internets, Sir.
I think I gave birth to that kid!
[re=273021]JDHART[/re]: I gave a wide berth to that kid.
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