Plus, Who Even Knows If This Guy, Barack Obama, Is Capable Of Giving A Decent Speech?
K-Lo (who we'll remind you is now a Serious Artist and would like to be called by her Christian name, "Jennifer Lopez") is terribly upset that Obama is speaking at Notre Dame's commencement because Obama is pro-choice and is therefore incapable of reciting vaguely inspirational pleasantries for 25 minutes. [ Firedoglake ]
Ditto Newt Gingrich, a non-Cathlolic, who doesn't think Obama, also a non-Catholic, is Catholic enough. [ Media Matters ]
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton tried to give the Russians a red button with the word "reset" on it, for friendship (?), except of course obviously the state department was incapable of correctly translating this single word. [ Daily Intel ]
Here is Meghan McCain, wearing her old costume from Phoenix Senior High's freshman-and-sophomores-only production of Chicago , talking about how she can't add. You know, with numbers. Meghan McCain for Notre Dame commencement speaker! [ The XX Factor ]
Some Washington middle schoolers got to hang out with Obama today and watch him hang out with space astronauts and talk about Tang, for such is their wont. [ The Caucus ]