Remember Dick Cheney? Well, the GOP “leadership” sort of wishes you wouldn’t remember him, because, ha ha, turns out the Entire Nation (with the exception of maybe a dozen wingnut bloggers) actually hates his guts. And there he is on the teevee every day, talking about how much he hates Obama and how great things were when Dick Cheney was president. Why won’t the Republicans honor his service?
The Hill reports:
Another House Republican lawmaker who requested anonymity said he wasn’t surprised that Cheney has strongly criticized Obama early in his term, but argued that it’s not helping the GOP cause.
The legislator said Cheney, whose approval ratings were lower than President Bush’s during the last Congress, didn’t think through the political implications of going after Obama.
Cheney did “House Republicans no favors,” the lawmaker said, adding, “I could never understand him anyway.”
Other GOP congressmen — some brave enough to use their actual names — suggested that Cheney “shouldn’t be so public,” go the hell away, and “follow the tradition of the Founding Fathers” — i.e., be dead for 200 years and leave everybody alone.
Go back into hiding, GOP begs Dick Cheney [The Hill]
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Wow, some House repub is requesting anonymity because they’re criticizing the tired old man who used to be King? This sets a new low for pussies everywhere.
As a retired intellectual-politico-in-exile he should be wearing a goatee. This would do much for his image.
Barry would so kick that motherfucker’s ass at Street Fighter II.
“I could never understand him anyway.”
Republicans may be slow and stupid, but they get they eventually get it.
There is such a thing as “too much dick.”
“I could never understand him anyway.” Hahaha! Me either! Like when he tortured people and ran world-wide death squads and shredded the Constitution–that was hard to understand!
Cheney’s ice-cram-man-induced-erection gets me hot every time.
what is that baggy bulge in cheney’s pants and how to i get it out of my eyes?
They’re gonna be really embarassed if Limbaugh demands they apologize to Cheney.
Even you, anonymous! They’ll find you!
Every time I see that picture why does the “sweet mystery of life” scene from Young Frankenstein pop into my head? Brain bleech, stat!
When Hopey was asked about this on 60 Minutes, I wish he had mentioned that after Cheney couldn’t get any more student deferments to avoid Vietnam, he cleverly knocked up Mrs. Cheney to maintain his status as a Chicken Hawk.
[re=271935]Harvey Birdman[/re]: It’s the little girl at his feet. He swings a little differently from the average winger.
He is one good EMP from being a memory. Aren’t there any liberal geeks with time on their hands?
That’s one huge penis. I mean the bald guy. Who is that again?
on second thought, it’s probably GWB’s original right hand, which has now been replaced by a remarkably life-like prosthesis.
“Republican lawmakers say he’s hurting GOP efforts to reinvent itself . . .”
As long as we have Bachmann, Cheney and Moosekiller Barbie, Democrats will have no problem keeping the “upright walking” and “tool-using” segment of the electorate.
I’m kinda shocked that he hasn’t snarled about Obama stealing AIG’s money.
Another House Republican lawmaker who requested anonymity
Come on, repugs…take the pillow cases off, just this once….
i’m sure chip reid will be asking these “republican leaders” how they can be so disrespectful our greatest vice president, any minute now.
What’s not to understand about Dick Cheney? He has been very forthright and honest about his intentions of destroying democracy. You people have no appreciation for evil fuck-heads.
That bulge is the invisible hand of the free market.
Is that an ice cream man, a soda jerk, or a cult member whose making Cheney smirk? And is this man in Gitmo now? Inquiring minds would like to know.
They do know it’s 50/50 whether he drags them back into the hole with him for one of those endless sessions of rape and discussions about torture policy, followed by a ritual devouring, right? I’m just saying anonymity won’t protect them, if enough hobos and stray dogs haven’t come near the hole over the past few weeks these guys are lunch.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=271923]jagorev[/re]: Maybe it’s because they have children and Cheney knows where they live
Somewhere Chip Reid is bawling and indignant, asking why the ex-Vice Prez can’t get the respect his office deserves.
Yes, the Repubs. MUST leave room for the next generation of leaders to emerge (sound of crickets chirping at night until Palin bursts onto the scene with a dildo, machine gun and a bible).
Well, if they really want to shut up Darth Cheney, they can do it themselves. Just sneak up behind him and yell “Boo!”, real loud. That Jarvik-7 of his will fall apart like McCain’s first marriage.
i’m kind of surprised he doesn’t have better things to do now… like becoming cryogenically frozen…
[re=271970]Rush[/re]: Didn’t she just trade her bible for an E-meter?
I bet those republican congressman did say, off the record, and not just without their names, that they wish he would just die already.
[re=271965]comradepaulson[/re]: Haha, I thought it was a soda jerk/Johnny Rockets employee. I am not going to talk about that bulge. There are some people who should not have human genitalia, and Dick’s one of em.
[re=271961]shortsshortsshorts[/re]:
It’s an acquired taste, really, Like scotch or, um, ass.
[re=271935]Harvey Birdman[/re]: Cheney’s ice-cram-man-induced-erection gets me hot every time.
Dr. Freud to the yellow courtesy phone, paging Dr. Freud…
[re=271938]cranky[/re]: Eye bleach. It’s painful but worth it. By the way, I’m typing this on my new Braille keyboard.
Does Cheney have a dead kitten in his pants, or is that a dead puppy?
Whatever it is, it’s long dead, rotting away and smelly.
Hah hah hah … c’mon over here, soldier. Ya gotta see this! I gotta baby harp seal stuffed down my pants, and when I pour scalding coffee on it, it squirms a little! Which feels great! Hah hah hah!
[re=271986]davesnothere[/re]: thank you.
To return to the point: paranoid megalomaniacs never shut up until they die or their evil spewings are controlled by an outside force. See also: Charles Manson.
Cheney’s just remembering the “good ol’ days” when that guy would prevent blacks from dining in the building as Lynne & him while Lynne put the finishing touches on her latest incest-laden sapphic love novella.
[re=271968]magic titty[/re]: I imagine it more like this:
Reid: Why can’t you give him… the RESPECT that he’s entitled to? Why can’t you treat him like he would be treated by any STRANGER on the street?
Americans Everywhere: Because we am NOT one of his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!
[re=271970]Rush[/re]: …until Palin bursts onto the scene with a dildo, machine gun and a bible
You know, I don’t care for Palin, and I find her use of Trig as a political prop to be distasteful, but to call that poor baby a “dildo” is way over the line.
[re=271935]Harvey Birdman[/re]: ‘Ice-craming’!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaan, that Cheney is one sick fuck….
I’m saying that’s either photoshop or a front-mount colostomy bag.
[re=272007]Brendan M.[/re]: it’s easier to understand when you know that Sarahcooda watches the video of Trig’s ‘birth’ backwards, then forwards, then backwards, sometimes in slo-mo…
[re=271967]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Not the most related thing, and a little late, but remember a million years ago, which was last week? When everyone was mad at John King, and yelling “Why didn’t you grill Cheney on his SECRET DEATH SQUADS, that we found out about yesterday, also?”
I thought that everyone was acting kind of silly about that. I mean, the answer is right there in the question. If I was interviewing a guy with a personal assassin ring, then welcome to the Journalist Slow-Pitch Softball League.
Okay, okay. I might say something like “I know with 100% certainty that you totally don’t have an evil gang of assassins under your command. So please, please don’t kill me with the not-assassins.” This outburst would happen about forty-five seconds into the interview, and right before the camera shuts off, you could see a shot of me huddled on the ground, weeping.
And I join those GOP congresscritters in telling Darth to STFU. Does this mean I’m being “post-partisan”?
[re=272025]Bearbloke[/re]: Well-played, sir. Well-played.
He has “made” in his pants the way he “made” the nation his.
[re=271982]LittlePig[/re]: [re=272012]Bearbloke[/re]: Sorry, the poppers fuck with my typing.
but to call that poor baby a “dildo”
It’s just one of those wacky Palin names, I guess.
I would want to be anonymous, too. Otherwise Darth will come suck the life force out of them via their eye sockets. Pity on the poor dumbasses who let themselves be named for this article.
That’s our Cheney, following in the footsteps of Teddy Roosevelt: Walking softly but swinging a big pipe…..err stick.
Enough with the dick-talk.
What I want to know is whether or not Darth Cheney saw his shadow, because if he did that means another six months of recession.
Holy Redacted! Check out Cheney’s official biography:
http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/administration/dick.asp
[re=272020]Not_So_Much[/re]: You wish, Bitch! But you ain’t gettin’ any from Uncle Dick’s Monster Package until you register Repug. It’s the law.
[re=272070]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Dildo Palin may be developmentally-disabled, but he could kick Barack Obama’s ass in bowling any day!
[re=272020]Not_So_Much[/re]: colostomy bag
WORKING THEORY: It’s either an IV bag filled with fresh babies’ blood that he keeps it next to his balls so that it’s nicely chilled, or it’s his parasitic twin. I’m leaning towards the latter, because one time I stood next to Cheney and I swear I heard his crotch demanding to be fed tapioca pudding.
Lynn Cheney a lesbian? I wonder why?
[re=271935]Harvey Birdman[/re]: IIRC, this was taken at a frozen custard stand in Milwaukee, so it’s not ice cream. This is one of the few things the Cream City gets right, and we take it very, very seriously.
[re=272020]Not_So_Much[/re]: It’s Cheney’s bile-filled auxiliary stomach.
Is that a penis or a colostomy bag?
Dang, I’m even impressed…and I’m BLACK!
[re=272282]skantea[/re]: But are you articulate and bright and clean enough for the Vice President?
It’s a bag of severed dicks from all the foreign leaders he’s had assassinated. The secret to his power.
That bulge is the invisible hand of the free market.
Holding an apple.
When I said I wanted to see Dick Cheney hung – this NOT what I meant.
Cheney was funny for a while when he did his eat ribs with the Bears fans and have a heart attack on SNL, shoot your hunting buddy — all that slapstick that went out with high-button shoes. But you can’t be America’s Funniest War Profiteer forever. I’m sure he’ll go away to selling weapons on the black market once they explain to him that it’s just an idiomatic phrase and Obama has nothing to do with it.
As I was pondering the bulge, I also noted the extra-wide stance.
It’s never too late for a beginner’s ski course. Naturally only beautiful and deserving people get snuffed early in such a way. Losers.
I think I saw the Cheney’s on an episode of Real Sex once. They hired a hooker to eat Lynne’s beaver while Cheney played with his little soldier. OK, maybe it wasn’t the actual Cheneys. But you know that’s how they roll…
Who’s the dude in the white outfit? Ice cream guy?
God, does Cheney look unpleasant (what else is new?). “Yah, screw the ice cream. Howzabout I rip your f#ckin’ heart out and chow down on that bastard?”
[re=272751]loupgarou[/re]: It’s an orderly who chased Dick out into the parking lot, cajoling him with ice cream so he’ll hand over the little girl and the Kool-Aid.
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