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Larry King’s a crazy lady now! Watch “her” guests, Ron Paul and the super-crazy Baldwin brother, get shouty about, um, Michael Phelps, teevee’s “The Aquaman,” because Phelps sat poolside with teevee’s Matt Lauer one time to talk about “celebrating” (getting high). Did you know Lauer was nearly killed by a deer today? [YouTube]
WTF — Crazy Baldwin is against legalization? Got to be a put-on
Co-anchor Meredith Vieira told viewers that Lauer “thinks the deer was hired by the competition.”
“I hired the deer,” Vieira cracked, “but I said, ‘Just graze him.’”
That’s pretty fucking hilarious until you conside that Lauer pretty much had the same accident Christopher Reeve had (except on a bike), only Christopher’s hands got caught and so he couldn’t protect his head or neck when he landed on the ground.
So I’m gonna go with the assumption that Christopher Reeve’s orphan kids don’t think Meredith is very funny.
Stephen Baldwin shouldn’t be lecturing us about radical experiments, given that year he spent in the Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore and that dick from Ghostbusters/Weird Science/Die Hard. Oh and Taylor Negron and Joey Lauren Adams, if that linked picture is indeed accurate.
Mr Blifil: They don’t have genetic superpowers, do they?
Ron Paul is the world’s best advocate for more government paternalism.
…where is Alan Keyes when you really need him?!
Alec Baldwin is what I like to call the “gateway Baldwin” - a mildly amusing entertainer who inevitably leads to the crack and heroin that are Stephen and Billy.
That YouTube image is an abomination.
Still waiting for Stephen to move to Canada since Barry was elected. I’ll contribute to his U-haul fund!
norbizness: They probably had their powers stripped when their Mom, who was not a smoker, but spent a good portion of her career singing in cabarets, died of lung cancer. On the other hand, no more long nights waiting for Mom to finish her nightly rendition of “My Man.”
V572625694: He only wants what Jebus wants.
“Why do you think they call it DOPE?”
Also, Stephen just looks like he reeks of alcohol and other toxins which continuously seep out through his pores. Or maybe it’s just the hair gel.
Holy shit. I agree with Ron Paul. I feel faint….
Mr Blifil: Maybe she should have said ‘browse’ instead of graze?
I don’t care if it is nearly 1pm here, it is way to fucking early in t morning for that kind of bullshit.
AliBabaInBA: The dry mouth hints at anti-depressants.
SkimLatteModerate: Huh?
Marijuana is definitely a dangerous gateway drug in the case of Stephen Baldwin in that it turns one into a a bloated, crazed, Jesus Goblin with no semblance of a Hollywood career (if indeed, he ever really had one).
“Congressman Pawahl, what’s your reaction to my hoohah?”
V572625694: That’s the first thing I thought. Huh?
Joy’s voice is SO loud and nasal-ey you can actually hear her from Ron Paul’s end!
If he’d just talked up legalizing pot, and stayed away from this gold-standard nonsense, I probably would have voted for him.
And, if marijuana was REQUIRED for drivers, the number of accidents might increase slightly, but the number of injuries and fatalities would go way down, because everybody’d be driving like 5 miles an hour. Really, you just get relaxed and forget to press hard on the gas pedal, and your enjoying the scenery and all and pretty much never changing lanes because, like, there’s no real point to that.
Anyway, I live in a city with excellent public transportation, and liberal dope laws, so I am a happy camper, and Stephen Baldwin is a shit, I really don’t understand what happened in that family.
Michael Phelps has a seriously f-ed up face. He looks more like Bond-villain Jaws than Aquaman. Mr. DUI should be forbidden from speaking on camera.
Steven/Alec/Billie/Whateveryournameis, cigarette smoke actually does impair your vision in a car, so it’s not entirely safe to drive while smoking.
Fivetree:
Wasn’t he in a talking dog picture? If you’re a Hollywood failure, it’s almost guaranteed that you’ve done a movie about some kind of talking animal.
Wait, the 2012 Republican nomination debates started already?! Here’s how I think it goes down:
Ron Paul: 10%
Crazy Baldwin: 5%
Blond, almost Swedish-looking Jesus: 7000%
gurukalehuru: paragraph 2, sentence 2, should be you’re instead of your. Fucking marijuana.
gurukalehuru: Studies (seriously) have shown that while marijuana-intoxicated drivers can stop as quickly as normal drivers, they are not always as quick to notice the things for which they should stop.
I honestly couldn’t finish this. I think its telling that the best the anti-legalization crowd can field is The Shittiest Baldwin. And Ron Paul is debating him? That’s really sad. Debating Stephen Baldwin is a step up from cage fighting midgets in Mexico.
RON PAUL NOW!!!
Stephen Baldwin: “there hasn’t been a lot of research on medical marijuana”
1.6 Million google search results for medical marijuana research
Noodle Salad: ‘Mildly amusing’ is giving him far too much credit. The only movie I could bring myself to watch him in was “The Usual Suspects’ - knowing he would eventually be killed.
Delicious: What youtube image?
norbizness: I thought it was Kylie Minogue who was locked IN with him. That and the other, more attractive chick who I thought was Asian but it turns out was Dara Tomanovich. Yay IMDB!
Gallowglass: That’s an insult to the little luchadors.
Custerwolf: Marijuana influenced drivers stop at all 7-11s.
And of course, all of these disparate souls with polar opposite views are somehow connected to: Kevin Bacon
Another duel of wits between unarmed opponents.
Everyday I try to do a little recon on the enemy. Read a little freerepublic or a David Limbaugh article, maybe check out a puma blog or two… But, I can not bring myself to watch a debate between Ron Paul and a Baldwin brother. I’m sorry.
I have yet to see an interview with Ron Paul that did not consist of Paul asking around like he is either hard of hearing or confused about where he is/what he is doing.
That Doctor Paul sure does make a lot of sense. Why doesn’t he run for President?
Gallowglass: I’d actually pay to watch cage fighting midgets. Do the cages ever win?
I think I saw Dr. Paul running a booth on the many uses of hemp at Lollapalooza ‘92.
Tommmcatt: But having a monkey as a sidekick will win you the presidency. Which is why Matthew Broderick will be elected in a landslide in 2016.
norbizness: If you can name two or more non-recreational uses for pot, you are a fucking dope smoking hippie. End of story, Peter Fonda. Now go shave your fuck-buddy; her thighs are hairier than Grizzly Adams.
Than Grizzly Adams’ thighs or some other part of him?
That woman makes my skin crawl.
Fivetree: Worked for Dick Cheney twice, too. And Biden (JUST KIDDING).
one word.
biodome
goodbye.
Sweeter than a drag queen chick fight.
Why can’t marijuana have a respectable, honest advocate like, oh shit, forgot.
It’s so weird to see a Jack Donaghy look-alike open his mouth and sound like Minnie Mouse.