The St. Paul Saints made a funny Larry Craig souvenir to hand out at their games last year, and what better to follow it up with this year than a bobblehead showing Al Franken and Norm Coleman joined at the cranium and wearing a Sesame Street costume? (This is the image that Hugh Hewitt masturbates to every night.) Sadly, the Saints have not yet released a photo of this little doll, and you do NOT want to just do random Internet searches on two-faced monsters, so to your right you see a lovely harmless little Roman god with “key and cock,” which are two things Franken and Coleman lack. [Star Tribune]
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Coleman always did strike me as a really big janus.
[re=270867]user-of-owls[/re]: +1
…2 headed cock = Double Dong?
I get what the cock is for, I think I get what the key is for, but I think the “WTF?” Tom and Jerry double-take is due to that giant needle pointed sceptre.
How to settle this election recount bullshit once and for all?
A COCKFIGHT!
It’s the key….
Norm Coleman should be disqualified just for that forehead & teeth combination he’s got going there. There are already plenty of weird-ass scary-looking melty-face (I’m lookin’ at you, McConnell) freaks in the Senate. We need a funny man, a court jester, a comic boob. Coleman’s just a boob.
[re=270867]user-of-owls[/re]: Sen. Norm “Hugh Janus” Coleman (R-MN)
This team is full of win. The Larry Craig bobble-foot doll was full of lulz.
[re=270883]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Last name, Janus? First name, Hugh?
Okay, everybody, listen up. Hugh Janus? Is there a Hugh Janus here?
I need a Hugh Janus!
Since they’re still designing the doll, I hope they consider putting Coleman’s face on the doll’s ass.
But is it a COCK OF RAGE?
Well, I figured you guys were just making the usual Wonkette-style potty mouth jokes here, but according to Wikipedia, The Greeks associated Janus with the Etruscan deity “Ani”. So there really is more than one anus in Janus. Certainly more than one anus joke, at least.
[re=270910]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: No “Ann” Coulter special column this time?
[re=270876]Canuckledragger[/re]: Wielding ‘em like light-sabres, eh?
Interesting fact: the politically correct term for two-facedness is “diprosopy.”
Alt-text: You have cock *before* your morning coffee??!! Way to go, SKS!
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