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Screw AIG, they are NOTHING! You know what else you’re paying for with your taxes? Jenna Bush’s Secret Service limousine! Because a full-size sedan is simply not big enough for the crew of one of Jenna’s “Ladies Nights” at the Baltimore bars. And now a website reports that Jenna’s Secret Service limo has been booted ‘n’ towed for not ever paying any of its many parking tickets. Guess Jenna will have to drunk-drive her scooter all alone now. [Investigative Voice]
It’s Baltimore. There’s always a sailor handy to pay for cab fare.
Scott Peterson, spokesman for Mayor Sheila Dixon, said city parking agents were simply doing their job.
Scott Fucking Peterson!?!?!
Take my advice Jenna: pay the ticket.
Can you believe those selfish Bush twins? Why, when Sasha Obama’s Big Wheel was ticketed for double parking on the sidewalk, she paid the ticket promptly by getting an advance on her $1 a week allowance.
See, Jenna suffers just as much as we regular people do during hard times. I mean, I soooo chewed out the chauffeur when they towed the Bentley.
…I forget, which one in this photo is Jenna again? The one that looks like George Bush in drag or the one that looks like she is getting ready to get a bukake in the face?!
Didn’t one of her Secret Service guys get his ass beat in Brazil or where ever she was whoring it up in Latin America? These guys have the worst job.
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hahaha…she’s going to be on that double dutch bus. now that’s a dose of reality. i bet she’s next on vh1’s surreal life or dancing with the stars.
AngryBlakGuy: The blonde one who looks like she has Downs.
AngryBlakGuy: she’s definitely a butherface
Jenna from The Block
AngryBlakGuy: now that’s bukake i can believe in!
Gallowglass: So is that what the problem with her face is? I have always wondered about her.
Serolf Divad: Ha! Good advice. Also.
“The Secret Service does not discuss the parking details of its protection.”
Wait, wait, WAIT!!! The twins are getting Secret Service protection as well as the parents? WTF? is this for the rest of their lives? Are we paying for a permanent fucking dog-walker for Barney too? Jenna’s hubby is an investment banker who’s probably pocketed millions from this bail-out alone.
I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Plz forward this 2 all wingnuts who complain about “HYPOCRITE LIBRUL BHO’S LIMO WASTES YR TAXES–WHERES HIS HYBRID?!?!”
Kthxbai!
She’s working, she’s married… she’s an “adult,” and her dad’s a HASBEEN. Why does she need earpiece guy chauffeuring privileges, huh??
How long does the Treasury Department provide protection - temporally - and how wide is the scope? Is Chelsea Clinton still getting some o’ dat?
Borrow dad’s mountain bike.
chascates: Great minds, Chascates, great minds….
Bronkers: Yep. Spouses and immediate family get it for life I think. One of my friends worked at a movie theater in Austin a couple years ago and the Secret Service showed up to check it out before Lady Bird Johnson come to watch a movie.
So we’re paying for protection/drivers for Tricia Nixon, Caroline Kennedy, Amy & Chip Carter, NEAL FUCKING BUSH????!!!!?!!?!
Gallowglass: Boy, now I know why a guy I know who’s a uniformed agent in the Secret Service is often griping about his assignments… Betty Ford (still alive?), the Carters and Amy, Nancy Regan, the surviving Regan kids, George 41 and Babs (Jed??), Hil, Bill ‘n’ Chelsea, George 43, Laura and brood.
Holy moly.
chascates: Gott im Himmel, I forgot about the Nixon and Kennedy offspring. Then… don’t forget David Eisenhower.
Bronkers: Apparently, they changed the rules in 1997. Past Presidents only are protected for 10 years now, starting with the second Bush. Clinton and all the presidents and first ladies before him will continue to receive lifetime protection. I have no idea why the Bush bimbos are being protected.
Jenna *shouldn’t* have protection; children of former presidents are only supposed to have SS coverage until they are 16.
http://www.ustreas.gov/usss/protection.shtml
Guess the rules don’t count for Bushes, still.
As per the Wiki: “In 1997, Congress enacted legislation that limits Secret Service protection for former presidents to ten years after leaving office. Under this new law, individuals who were in office before January 1, 1997 will continue to receive Secret Service protection for their lifetime. Individuals entering office after that time will receive protection for ten years after leaving office. Therefore, former President Bill Clinton will be the last president to receive lifetime protection, and former President George W. Bush will be the first to receive protection for only ten years (until 2019).”
Not funny, just doing my part to inform the Wonkette populace.
Dammit, I’m always the last to inform.
tavella: Perhaps that means “maturity of a 16-year-old.”
chascates: WIN.
I don’t care about the money - I couldn’t sleep at night if I thought Jenna was raw-dogging with big Black dude she met in some Baltimore bar, in the back seat of just any limo…
Two things:
Jenna, now a married Republican lady, should be on pills and drinking alone at home.
I work mere blocks from her house and her husband’s employer, and do not want this destined-to-be-like-Mom behind the wheel of an automobile.
Bronkers: Yea their dad got the whole fucking world hating them, he should foot the bill to keep their car from being firebombed, is what I say.
Or - on second thought - he use to pray for the troops and their families all the time. Why doesn’t he give back the SS detail and pray that no one beats their ass with a shoe?
chascates: it’s tiered, different people for different lengths of time. some can opt out after a certain window of time, but not the former presidents.
gwb signed a law that that ex-preznits only get if for 10 years, rather than a lifetime. so carter, ghwb, and billyjclinton get for life, gwb forward for 10 years after their saddest jan 20 ever..
An American in Toronto: wrong again, i am!
This pic’s crying for alt text, or at least more details. When, where, and on what mood-enhancing substance did this Jenna-on-girl action unfold?
She keeps on acting funny like this, the money for the SS is money well spent.
By all means, protect Jeana!
An American in Toronto: Not funny, but Bush is going to need more protection than that.
No need to hate on Jenna. I would totally hit that.
hobospacejungle: Aww, I feel like I just saw Dubya’s vagina and it made me super sad in my pants. And to forestall any Douchehat-style speculation about my fear of vaginas, its only because she looks so much like father dearest that I feel reflexive hate.
Really? I don’t see the resemblance. Probably because I don’t want to. She looks like she’d do anything in bed.
Now, the other one is basically a carbon copy of her mother, and I definitely would not hit that.
Jenna’s whiner
L Urchin: Yes, YES! And a link to the definition of lesbian tribadism. And this, also: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34777
So does Jenna reward her SS detail with sexual favors? Or does she treat them like slaves? Usually big shots are assassinated by their guards.
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