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Wingnut Provides Comical Audio Regarding Tedisco-Murphy House Race

There’s a very important GOP-RNC renewal campaign happening right now in New York State. This one Republican guy, Jim Tedisco, is fighting Democrat Scott Murphy for Kirsten Gillibrand’s seat, because she’s now Hillary Clinton. Exciting! So exciting, in fact, that a whole lot of wingnuts have taken over Tedisco’s campaign. And if you listen to this audio, you can hear how the National Republican Trust PAC is making so many friends in Albany. WHERE IS JIM TEDISCO’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE HE SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNIST CHINESE. [Albany Times Union]


1:53 AM on Fri March 20 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. chascates says at 1:59 am, March 20th, 2009

    National GOP Trust PAC? That name sounds pretty made-up to me.

  2. grevillea says at 2:22 am, March 20th, 2009

    30 seconds was my limit.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 2:29 am, March 20th, 2009

    Anyone who’s been trapped in an elevator with a Catholic aunt at an atheist’s wedding understands where this reporter is coming from. And ideally gets a thrill out of it.

  4. 2druk2phluq says at 2:40 am, March 20th, 2009

    Thank you, Ken. I was having problems getting to sleep, but logging on and finding this awesome audio worked wonders for me. It got me so sleepy so suddenly I can barely keep my eyes open (and not just because of all the benzos and Crown). National Public Trust PAC - a fine oxymoron. [yawn]

    One night you should show suggestive photos of DC area personalities. Who wouldn’t get aroused by the challenge of bagging Mary Matalin’s closely guarded bat cave? Wonkette could replace Craigslist as the number one purveyor of tainted “goods,” at least on the Seaboard.

    [yawn mumble mumble]

  5. buggers says at 2:41 am, March 20th, 2009

    This was wonderful; the only thing I could wish for now is that they keep it up and get on the teevees at some point. *HOPE*!!!!

  6. assistant/atlas says at 3:30 am, March 20th, 2009

    I listened to about 1:30. I feel obliged to say that this reporter is not a total tool. She is cool. Respect.

    Tedisco is te sad.

  7. hobospacejungle says at 5:04 am, March 20th, 2009

    Good thing Tedisco has such warm and friendly folk helping him in this campaign. Nothing like making friends in the media to help get positive coverage for your candidate.

    Extraordinary that these fuck-ups imposing themselves on this campaign seem to have never been advised on media relations. I assume Murphy is still slowly climbing up to parity with The Disco man, who, unfortunately for him, is a bit-player in the story of his own race for the House seat.

  8. shanemacgowan says at 6:53 am, March 20th, 2009

    Apparently, “Scott Wheeler, a former correspondent for the Moonie-owned Insight magazine” has been at this stuff for a while.

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/37130

  9. Cape Clod says at 7:07 am, March 20th, 2009

    I love how the wingnuts are still using the term ‘Democrat’ party as a belittling term, even as they find themselves quickly devolving into minor party status.

  10. phineas_bounderby says at 7:34 am, March 20th, 2009

    Wow! I’m thinking Scott Wheeler and John Ziegler should be the featured performers on a “Wingnuts Gone Wild!!!” audiotape.

  11. gurukalehuru says at 7:45 am, March 20th, 2009

    ooooo - what an angwy wepubwican…

  12. freakishlystrong says at 8:33 am, March 20th, 2009

    Cape Clod: And “Librul” literally means “fucktard” in wingnut-ese..it’s said with such disdain. Kinda like “Republican” to the rest of us.

  13. cynbot says at 8:44 am, March 20th, 2009

    I am totally confused about what they’re arguing about. Creating jobs in India? Has Albany been outsourced?

  14. ForTheTurnstiles says at 8:47 am, March 20th, 2009

    shanemacgowan: Guh. Can’t we just feed these people the Mama Cass Ham Sandwich Blue Plate Special, and let them choke on their own gristle?

    cynbot: One wishes.

  15. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 8:49 am, March 20th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: I was once trapped with an atheist girl at a Catholic wedding, once. Then her floppies spilled out, she told me she was on the pill, and I became a writer for the Times. It all works out.

  16. Serolf Divad says at 8:52 am, March 20th, 2009

    The seething anger in these peoples’ voices is frightening. Compare this to Nate Silver’s interview of John Ziegler and you hear the same thing. These nutjobs sound like they’re about to buy a truck-load of guns and ammo and gun down everyone they run across at the job they were fired from a couple of week earlier.

  17. loquaciousmusic says at 8:53 am, March 20th, 2009

    Don’t make PedoBear angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

  18. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: Another argument for disk control, I guess.

  19. hobospacejungle says at 9:40 am, March 20th, 2009

    Serolf Divad: Or masturbate into their own feces while reading Guns ‘n’ Ammo.

  20. rmontcal says at 12:07 pm, March 20th, 2009

    “You are very sorry, I’ll grant you that. You are sorry.”

    lolz

    The jerk store called and they are running out of HIM!

  21. Judas Peckerwood says at 12:23 pm, March 20th, 2009

    Wow, what was that joker drunk on? Since he’s a Republican political operative, we know it’s not power.

  22. Decker says at 1:47 pm, March 20th, 2009

    HE’S GOT PEOPLE SKILLS GODDAMMIT!!

  23. patrickhenry says at 8:31 pm, March 20th, 2009

    this is what republicans have to do thanks to the democratic pity party,most local people understand it

  24. Hagar77 says at 4:46 pm, March 21st, 2009

    patrickhenry: You do realize that The Three Billy Goats Gruff are going buckwild on top of your bridge while you’re fapping it up on here, right?

  25. Hagar77 says at 4:47 pm, March 21st, 2009

    patrickhenry: You do realize that The Three Billy Goats Gruff are going buckwild on your bridge while you’re fapping it up on here, right?

  26. loupgarou says at 11:03 pm, March 21st, 2009

    Have these silly Republicans forgotten they’re campaigning in redmeat real America New York? They need to be handing out Confederate flags and birther tracts if they want to win there, pappy!

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