Wonkette
There’s a very important GOP-RNC renewal campaign happening right now in New York State. This one Republican guy, Jim Tedisco, is fighting Democrat Scott Murphy for Kirsten Gillibrand’s seat, because she’s now Hillary Clinton. Exciting! So exciting, in fact, that a whole lot of wingnuts have taken over Tedisco’s campaign. And if you listen to this audio, you can hear how the National Republican Trust PAC is making so many friends in Albany. WHERE IS JIM TEDISCO’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE HE SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNIST CHINESE. [Albany Times Union]
National GOP Trust PAC? That name sounds pretty made-up to me.
30 seconds was my limit.
Anyone who’s been trapped in an elevator with a Catholic aunt at an atheist’s wedding understands where this reporter is coming from. And ideally gets a thrill out of it.
Thank you, Ken. I was having problems getting to sleep, but logging on and finding this awesome audio worked wonders for me. It got me so sleepy so suddenly I can barely keep my eyes open (and not just because of all the benzos and Crown). National Public Trust PAC - a fine oxymoron. [yawn]
One night you should show suggestive photos of DC area personalities. Who wouldn’t get aroused by the challenge of bagging Mary Matalin’s closely guarded bat cave? Wonkette could replace Craigslist as the number one purveyor of tainted “goods,” at least on the Seaboard.
[yawn mumble mumble]
This was wonderful; the only thing I could wish for now is that they keep it up and get on the teevees at some point. *HOPE*!!!!
I listened to about 1:30. I feel obliged to say that this reporter is not a total tool. She is cool. Respect.
Tedisco is te sad.
Good thing Tedisco has such warm and friendly folk helping him in this campaign. Nothing like making friends in the media to help get positive coverage for your candidate.
Extraordinary that these fuck-ups imposing themselves on this campaign seem to have never been advised on media relations. I assume Murphy is still slowly climbing up to parity with The Disco man, who, unfortunately for him, is a bit-player in the story of his own race for the House seat.
Apparently, “Scott Wheeler, a former correspondent for the Moonie-owned Insight magazine” has been at this stuff for a while.
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/37130
I love how the wingnuts are still using the term ‘Democrat’ party as a belittling term, even as they find themselves quickly devolving into minor party status.
Wow! I’m thinking Scott Wheeler and John Ziegler should be the featured performers on a “Wingnuts Gone Wild!!!” audiotape.
ooooo - what an angwy wepubwican…
Cape Clod: And “Librul” literally means “fucktard” in wingnut-ese..it’s said with such disdain. Kinda like “Republican” to the rest of us.
I am totally confused about what they’re arguing about. Creating jobs in India? Has Albany been outsourced?
shanemacgowan: Guh. Can’t we just feed these people the Mama Cass Ham Sandwich Blue Plate Special, and let them choke on their own gristle?
cynbot: One wishes.
SayItWithWookies: I was once trapped with an atheist girl at a Catholic wedding, once. Then her floppies spilled out, she told me she was on the pill, and I became a writer for the Times. It all works out.
The seething anger in these peoples’ voices is frightening. Compare this to Nate Silver’s interview of John Ziegler and you hear the same thing. These nutjobs sound like they’re about to buy a truck-load of guns and ammo and gun down everyone they run across at the job they were fired from a couple of week earlier.
Don’t make PedoBear angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!: Another argument for disk control, I guess.
Serolf Divad: Or masturbate into their own feces while reading Guns ‘n’ Ammo.
“You are very sorry, I’ll grant you that. You are sorry.”
lolz
The jerk store called and they are running out of HIM!
Wow, what was that joker drunk on? Since he’s a Republican political operative, we know it’s not power.
HE’S GOT PEOPLE SKILLS GODDAMMIT!!
this is what republicans have to do thanks to the democratic pity party,most local people understand it
patrickhenry: You do realize that The Three Billy Goats Gruff are going buckwild on top of your bridge while you’re fapping it up on here, right?
patrickhenry: You do realize that The Three Billy Goats Gruff are going buckwild on your bridge while you’re fapping it up on here, right?
Have these silly Republicans forgotten they’re campaigning in redmeat real America New York? They need to be handing out Confederate flags and birther tracts if they want to win there, pappy!