Wonkette
Here’s some “teaser” video of your boyfriend Barack Obama on Conan O’Brien’s new teevee talk show, The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Did you watch this Leno guy? WHY?
Explain yourself, etc., and how about that show-off Barack Obama on the teevee all day. Honestly, your editor was in some shitty Mexican cafe on Highway 138 on Thursday afternoon, and this OBAMA guy is on the live teevee, which is supposed to be showing Telemundo sexytime or something, right? Instead, Obama’s leading a Toastmasters luncheon in Burbank or something. WHERE IS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE/TELEPROMPTERS. [TeeVee]
He also made a joke about retards, which will dominate the “New Media” tomorrow since it’s stupid and pointless. So look for that.
How many minutes until Hopey the First gets flack for that Special Olympics bowling comment he mumbled.
Jay one-upped him with the Water-Head dog comment, retard dogs trump retard kids any time. Dog owners are sensitive.
(Frist)
I’m ‘tarded, and I didn’t have a problem with it.
He made a retard joke? Wow. I WANT MY 50 DOLLARS BACK FOR THOSE DNC-OBAMA SHIRTS as I work for a seriously retarded operation here, and am going to be offended once I hear about all this.
If the Special Olympics had a comic division, Barry should play there.
WAAAY TOO MUCH WONKY-TALK!!!
So. Not. Infotaining.
You fuck one goat…
AWOcoholic: Looks like Jake Tapper couldn’t wait until tomorrow: http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/president-ob-15.html.
Barry is not PC with respect to one thing and one thing only: intelligence. He’s a good person, but it’s kind of obvious that he values a person pretty much in direct proportion to their smarts. He was obviously raised to venerate intellect, and he’s honest enough to have some trouble concealing the fact that he doesn’t value retards about, oh, 3/5th of a person or so.
Making jokes about being like the Special Olympics? He must be retarded!
AxmxZ: *about = above. As in, I’m about but not above .85 at best on Obama’s private ‘intrinsic worth’ scale.
You should give him some slack on the Special Olympic cracks.
He has to deal with Limbaugh and Glen Beck fans all day every day, so retards are much on his mind.
How dare Barry makes jokes about Bush like that!
I’m kinda looking forward to watching Rush Limbaugh castigate Obama for being so insensitive…the cognitive dissonance might trigger a stroke.
WestEdEd: Who ironically are probably only good at bowling.
I’ll be offended when brown-haired guy who’s not Steve Doocy tells me to be offended, and not a moment sooner.
He should’ve used the Weird Al trick and made fun of the Amish. How’re they gonna know? They don’t watch TV!
Was the retard-bowling crack a simultaneous dig at Hillary AND Snowbilly? Awesome!
My news was ALL OVER IT since we hosted the retard ‘lympics. Bet his camp had a collective pants shitting over that though.
davesnothere: it’s ok, dave’s no there, we like you just as you are!
What? No liveblog?! Fucking slackers.
This video? Savannah Guthrie?
I approve.
She is my new girlfriend.
Also.
She is now pregnant.
AWOcoholic: Look on the bright side, we’ll no longer have to hear about AIG Bonuses tomorrow.
Artie: Those commenters CANNOT get over the fact that some people, in public office, sometimes have to give speeches that are too long and written too quickly to memorize, and have to look somewhere to remind them what comes next, and since we have technology, these reminders sometimes come in the form of a teleprompter.
I mean, absolutely CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT.
Also many of them are racist. Surprise!
Like his remark about ‘lipstick on a pig’ this will be fodder for about 3 days. Then it’s back to the Socialism!
This ABC site is fucking comedy gold people. DUMBER than AOL!!
“president obama, his wife michele and his daughters should immediately stop this disgraceful and shameful discussion about a dog to get for the white house. just get the dog and never discuss it at press conferences nor on 60 minutes or on the media ever again. it reflects their mental focus on something that is not dignified for a president nor his family. if this president ever hopes to get my support and vote for re-election the disgraceful public discussion of a dog as a pet should stop immediately for his entire term of office.”
and that’s an iceberg tip
“This is going to be a catastrophic 4 years. In just 60 days, Obama has told America to go “Green” and conserve. Yet he cranks up the White House thermostat to Hawaii temps.”
Fuck — gold mine!!!
Googling ’special olympics’, Leno, and Obama I got 15,700 hits. And Michele Malkin is outraged.
chascates: Michelle “ain’t nothin’ wrong with internment camps” Malkin?
Fuckin’ secret Muslin.
chascates: Yeah, she don’t like the retard jokes. I made one about Sarah Palin and Triggles when I had an ID for her site, and her banhammer squashed me flat in less than a minute!
chascates: Of course she is- Obama just insulted most of her readership
Hooray For Anything: Which, thanks to the javelin throw, gets smaller every year.
Oh, and President Obama is not some sort of special interest hypocrite.
McCain tried that full retard thing and it was a Fail. Still, up in backass NY it just might work for next weeks election.
Artie: Well, I didn’t really need another reason to hate Jake Tapper, White House stenographer, but thanks anyway Jake. We can always count on you to get out in front on the really important stories emanating from the White House. You beat Politicunt and won the morning! This will teach Hopey to disrespect Big Jake during White House press conferences.
If anyone deserves a solid cockpunch today it’s Jake. Wish I could persuade my wife to move to DC so I can be a professional cockpuncher. Post all my cockpunches on YouTube. I’ll be an internet star! Way bigger than Choc-o-late Rain guy. I’ll be worth theoretical millions!
What’s the big deal? America loves its retards. Hell, we even had one in the White House for 8 years! (rimshot)
Here’s the whole thing
http://vodpod.com/watch/1446458-video-president-barack-obama-on-tonight-show-with-jay-leno
SayItWithWookies: You stopped at one???? Wow, I admire your restraint. But you realize that now you can never be a Republican, right?
hobospacejungle: And thus was born “Ow, my balls!”
AWOcoholic: Nice call - Drudge and Fox News are running with it.
What did Obama know about the Special Olympics, and when did he know it?
SayItWithWookies: AIG throws money at both candidates in election years, with the bulk going to the ultimate winner.
Roger the Shrubber: Keep in mind the Repubs keep showing the AIG contributions for 2008 only. Of course, no one was donating to Repiblicans in 2008 cycle - everyone knww they were going to be creamed, so the donations flowed to the prospective winners. If you back up to earlier election cycles, the AIG money tilts to the Republicans…
Retards? What does ex-pres. Bush have to do with this?
ph7: About 60/40. They really must’ve gnashed their teeth over the 40.
Also, being on the Teevee with Jay Leno is like bowling in the Special Olympics. Even though you get to show your big, beautiful balls, you still look retarded.
Free Joe Biden!
Jonny Lieberman: http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:LERCmPlwx48J:www.barney.gov/+barney.gov&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari
Overall no harm done. All the voting retards live in red states anyway.
dsdrane: You win a pony.
nowhere near as good as Nixon on “Laugh In’
wow savannah, that AIG scandal sure sounds scandalous, i should probably be more scandalized.
Excuse me, I’m off to find every comment by a Republican who has called Obama retarded in any sort of blog or forum during the past 2 years during the campaign. I’ve heard it many times.
Be right back, this should take awhile.
Than I will screen cap it and use it for blackmail.