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Stephen Colbert Has Twatted


Boy you can say anything on the teevee these days, thanks to the Fairness Doctrine.


2:56 PM on Thu March 19 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. twowheeljunkie says at 3:01 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I’d twat that.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:03 pm, March 19th, 2009

    We’re gonna need a bigger douche.

  3. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 3:04 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I just QWERTY’d meself.

  4. norbizness says at 3:05 pm, March 19th, 2009

    The next evolutionary level is “right twatting.”

  5. Bronkers says at 3:06 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Doesn’t that..uh, have more oomph than tweeting? Man, NSFW in this place…

  6. Isn’t “twat” already the past-tense form?

  7. WindbagCity says at 3:08 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Boy, you can see him employing every bit of his Second City training not to crack up. And it paid off- Meredith admitted she has ‘twatted’, too!

  8. Bronkers says at 3:08 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Sheesh, I commented before I watched. That is so damn good; wow, did Viera take a beat before the penny dropped. Colbert, you saucy devil you.

  9. Serolf Divad says at 3:09 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I twat I taw a puddy cat!

  10. ManchuCandidate says at 3:11 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Don’t brag Mr Colbert. I’ve twatted, too, but I don’t need a computer to do that.

  11. Custerwolf says at 3:11 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Twat did he say?? I cunt hear a thing over here.

  12. WadISay says at 3:12 pm, March 19th, 2009

    He should have said, “Twat’s that you say? I cun’t hear you.”

  13. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 3:14 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I’d twat the hell out of Meredith. Her reaction is fantastic–the only other reaction Colbert would’ve accepted is complete obliviousness.

  14. Custerwolf says at 3:15 pm, March 19th, 2009

    WadISay: Hey quit copying my work.

  15. Custerwolf says at 3:15 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I cunt believe he said that.

  16. Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! says at 3:16 pm, March 19th, 2009

    If he works in a ping pong reference to Michelle Malkin on his show, I will make him the undisputed #1 on my list instead of just tied with Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddown, and Norm Coleman’s wife.

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:18 pm, March 19th, 2009

    …nothing like a good twatting in the morning!

  18. Prommie says at 3:20 pm, March 19th, 2009

    WadISay: I’ve got an infucktion in my ear. But don’t worry, I’ll finger it out.

  19. ManchuCandidate: It’s actually sort of a hindrance.

  20. I believe he said, “I have twutted,” not “I have twatted”. Tsk, tsk, tsk!

  21. WadISay says at 3:38 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Custerwolf: I was put up for adoption*, but I always knew you were out there.

    * by my wife

  22. CaliforniaMike says at 3:41 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Meredith is a definite cougar; I’d twat that.

  23. “So have I”?

    HAWTT

  24. Anyone know if there’s a video of Meredith twatting?
    Just asking.

  25. Woodwards Friend says at 4:01 pm, March 19th, 2009

    “I have twatted” is the only acceptable answer the question do you Twitter. Colbert has set the bar.

  26. Bearbloke says at 4:52 pm, March 19th, 2009

    The Bushies thought Colbert was a twatter also, that’s why they invited him to that White House Correspondents Dinner dinner back then…..

  27. WadISay says at 5:00 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I wonder if John McCain does any of his twatting with Vicky Eisman.

  28. hobospacejungle says at 5:13 pm, March 19th, 2009

    WTF was that noise at the end? I nearly twatted in my pants. No startling allowed, please.

  29. CaliforniaMike says at 5:18 pm, March 19th, 2009

    WadISay: Just so he doesn’t twat Meghan.

  30. gopher says at 5:27 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Love Colbert, but John Cleese said it first:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMesDukeYK4

  31. frumious_bandersnatch says at 5:32 pm, March 19th, 2009

    hobospacejungle: That was the estimable grape lady:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

  32. hobospacejungle says at 5:44 pm, March 19th, 2009

    frumious_bandersnatch: Thank you. Holy Christ, though, she sounds like she broke both legs and all her ribs or something. What a crybaby.

  33. Wonks Adventure says at 6:11 pm, March 19th, 2009

    hobospacejungle: if you watch it carefully, you’ll notice that the reason she fell was because she tried to cheat at the very end (by squashing a few more grapes). now that’s classy.

    still, nothing compares to the anchors’ reactions at the end. “oh … ooh, i think she’s hurt.” “oh … yeah.”

  34. Does “having twatted” still count, if you did not inhale?

  35. assistant/atlas says at 7:23 pm, March 19th, 2009

    This is the first time I have viewed Twitter as not totally useless since it lets you say ‘twat’ with impunity on the teevee…and props to Meredith Vieira for playing along (word is she’s cool as fuck as TV personas go, btw, if you couldn’t tell).

  36. Custerwolf says at 7:53 pm, March 19th, 2009

    frumious_bandersnatch: I just watched that clip and I can’t tell whether I’m crying so hard I’m laughing or laughing so hard I’m crying. My boyfriend (who watched it with me) now thinks I’m a HUGE twat.

  37. Bearbloke says at 9:11 pm, March 19th, 2009

    Thank you Meredith, you sexy twatter… and here’s your local weather.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5cK2Bh8&feature=related

  38. Mr Blifil says at 10:18 pm, March 19th, 2009

    I had an image of Meredith up to her jowls in foaming vaginal secretion. I don’t think I’m the only one.

  39. Custerwolf says at 10:35 pm, March 19th, 2009

    All I can say is if the size of Stephen’s feet have any relation to the size of his pecker, his wife is one satisfied twatter.

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