Vivek Kundra, the nerd hired by Barack Obama to replace the United States with millions of murderous Flying Terminators called “cloud computing,” had to step aside for a week because, whoops, his former office in Washington was raided by the Feds. Why? Because it’s a D.C. government office, silly, so various staffers were involved in the usual D.C. government activities (graft). But Vivek, he had nothing to do with it — which is why the Washington Times was forced to dig up something bad about this fellow.
Kundra, who was praised for ditching all of Washington’s expensive broken-ass technology and basically putting everything and everybody on Google docs and Gmail, has a very dark secret: He was raised in Africa! Oh, also, dumb motherfucker shoplifted when he was 21, and got caught. [DCist/Washington Times/NYT Caucus]