No but really, Chuck Grassley says “sucking the tit of the taxpayer.” Even if he had just said “suckling on the teat of the taxpayer,” it would have been funny enough to merit a post, so this is like double-bonus territory here. [Urbzen]
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March 17, 2009
Sen. Chuck Grassley: AIG Just Stone Cold Suckin’ Your Fat Titties
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I was already aware that AIG was sucking my titties, just as I am aware that they are fucking me up the ass.
So thats why my nipples are sore…
I get paid if I let you suck my tits, right?
Have you seen this?…
http://www.yeahokthen.com/2009/03/glenn-beck-of-fox-news.html
Glenn Beck. Glenn. Beck.
It depends on the taxpayer. There are some tits I wouldn’t suck even if I worked for AIG.
…shyt, I didn’t even get dinner?!
What do Republicans know about sucking tits?
In the future, I would like to be referred to as “Tit Correspondent”
(StephanieInCA=Urbzen.com)
That’s how you know Chuck’s from Iowa – he’s unashamed of those tit-sucking references. Let’s see a David Hooker Vitter or Mitch McConnell use the term “tit” in public without blushing. Hengh????
Mt Granddad called all unweaned farm animals, “sucktits.” I suggest this as the new name for all AIG execs. And Rick Santelli.
There’s a mastitis joke in this somewhere…
I was wondering why I, a guy, was lactating.
In the longer version, Beavis and Butthead behind him snicker.
Heh, heh, TIT, heh, heh!
Chuck Grassley: the new Strom Thurmond
Where’s Mel Gibson when we need him? It’s the Jews’ fault, sugar tits.
…I think what AIG is doing is beyond “sucking the tit of the taxpayer”. I think this is more in the realm of “them using electric nipple clamps while they titty fukk the taxpayer”!
…or in brief this feels more like a “titty fukking” than a “titty sukking”!
I want to see a politician be all: “AIG has got us bent over a piano stool, with a tennis ball shoved in our mouth, our wrists zip-tied to our balls, and they’re fucking us from behind while whipping us with a riding crop!” Oh, and I want this politician to be secretly stroking himself off behind the podium as he says this.
They’re all toothy and bity about it too. And not in the fun and sexy way. More like a teething infant way.
[re=267369]pedestrian rage[/re]: Just for the record the proper pronunciation of ‘teat’ IS tit. Yes, I am a know-it-all, thank you.
Finally, a politician who understands this is all Octo-Mom’s fault.
[re=267387]Serolf Divad[/re]: But pretend you’re not enjoying it, OK?
Gee Chuck, I don’t get it. Perhaps you could post some pictures of this taxpayer “tit sucking” so we could all understand your point.
Now I prefer things under the Dubya administration, when AIG would’ve paid me twenty bucks to give me a blowjob.
[re=267399]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Don’t mention blow jobs to these people. That gives them the excuse to jack off again about the Clenis. And blame this whole titty-sucking episode on the Clenis.
It beats the Republican habit of sucking the dicks of the largest contributors.
Nothing sucks like a Republican. [Unless they're women. Then, not so much.]
Wasn’t that a line from Bill O’Reilly’s novel?
More tits, less bailout.
WTF? You’ve all totally missed the point. This is the opening salvo in Grassley’s 2012 bid for the WH. Where’s Bible Spices’ outrage, huh?
[re=267356]comradepaulson[/re]: Simultaneously? Someone is really limber.
[re=267393]Custerwolf[/re]: At least, that’s how they do it in Iowa. And there’s plenty of teats/tits in Iowa, for sure.
Cornyn’s expression behind him looks particularly avid.
[re=267387]Serolf Divad[/re]: with his eyes crossed…
Damn. The word is out about my Magic Titties That Are Filled With 100% Pure Molten Gold. Now who’s going to love me for who I am and not my Magic 100% Pure Molten Gold-Filled Titties?
So where’s that MSNBC news lady prude when all this is happening? Doesn’t Senator Grassley know that her grandmother watches the news?
Where is magictitty when we need her(him(?))??
[re=267475]Atheist Nun[/re]: Oh dear, not THAT problem again.
[re=267487]DoctorCulturae[/re]: (sob!) Nobody understands my pain!
[re=267393]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s bullsheat.
Business blogs are reporting that at least $57 million of the “retention bonuses” are going to key managers that they have already canned. Imagine that.
ok, ok. I’ll come clean. I have an MBA from an Ivy League school. Who the fuck are the people who are actually really making this secret illicit bonus money ’cause I can assure you its no one I know and I know a LOT of people.
But believe me, as said greedy MBA I would take the money if someone offered it up.
[re=267387]Serolf Divad[/re]: you mean ‘pulling a Cheney’ ?
If this actually were titty sucking/fucking, it should feel a helluva lot better.
[re=267506]LittlePig[/re]: No – I’m not keading.
[re=267553]Custerwolf[/re]: damn. Now I have to worry about feasting!
on the plus side, this qualifies Sen. Grassley to host a conservative talk show when he retires, or to head the RNC.
Isn’t the expression usually reserved for public servants like Sen. Grasshole who are perpetually sucking the tit of the public udder?
I’m from Iowa, too, and I’m willing to bet Grassley hasn’t been near a cow’s teat in a LOOONG time. Maybe some harlot’s tit or some lobbyist’s hind teat.
Zhu Bajie
check this out…fatcats will always be the same…
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YjA0ODRlOWIyMjU5ZjUxMTBkMTEwYjhkNjQ4OGYwNGU=
A POET, THE MAN’S A POET!
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