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KILL THE LEPRECHAUNS

White House Fountain Foto #1

This is what happens when you eat too many Lucky CharmsHuzzah, it’s our very first entrant in the “show us a picture of Michelle Obama poisoning the White House fountain with Irish puke” contest! While this is not technically “taking a comical picture,” as Ken requested, we will accept it. Thank you to faithful commenter NoWireHangers for this horror show.


2:43 PM on Tue March 17 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Words…they fail me.

  2. Gallowglass says at 2:46 pm, March 17th, 2009

    The guy on the roof has a nice bush.

  3. Monsieur Grumpe says at 2:46 pm, March 17th, 2009

    What! No watermelons?

  4. BillyClubb says at 2:48 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Oh, Barry’s gonna send in Rahm Emmanuel to handle this travesty. Nice knowing you, NoWireHangers.

  5. DoctorCulturae says at 2:49 pm, March 17th, 2009

    What? No potatoes?

  6. rmontcal says at 2:49 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Gotcha!

  7. Bronkers says at 2:50 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Alt-text not bad, either. There has to be a prize for first-ness, methinks.

  8. danadevin85 says at 2:51 pm, March 17th, 2009

    aaaaaawwww how adorable

  9. NoWireHangers says at 2:51 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
    Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
    I cant believe its happening to me.
    Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this…

  10. ForTheTurnstiles says at 2:52 pm, March 17th, 2009

    No! That English guy is going to feed Biden to the pigs!

  11. gjdodger says at 2:54 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Bronkers: Michelle is magically delicious! Especially those biceps.

  12. ManchuCandidate says at 2:54 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Where’s me Lucky Charms?

    I want me Yellow Moons and Rainbow Marshmellows!

  13. Keram2 says at 2:55 pm, March 17th, 2009

    I love to think that somewhere out there, there’s some poor soul that thought up and designed that leprechaun flasher. He probably left work that day thinking, “I’m changing the world, one blingee at a time.”

  14. WadISay says at 2:55 pm, March 17th, 2009

    I thought “green fountain” was a kind of urinary tract infection.

  15. freakishlystrong says at 2:56 pm, March 17th, 2009

    That’s sorta what I see when I drink too much “Mother’s Milk”…nice work Hangers!

  16. frumious_bandersnatch says at 2:57 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: That, up on the roof–best pic of Larry Summers ever taken. Congratulations! Buttseks. Also.

  17. 102415 says at 2:57 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Malia did it. My BFF used to put soap into the Virgin Mary fountain at school every once in awhile.Not me though I’m not Catholic!

  18. MathewBrooks says at 2:58 pm, March 17th, 2009

    The glamour, once again, is blinding…

  19. DangerousLiberal says at 2:58 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Arghhhh! As hard as this is on the eyes now, it’s gonna be harder tomorrow. Erin go brachhhhhh indeed.

  20. Serolf Divad says at 2:59 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Why is there no lipstick on that pig?

  21. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 2:59 pm, March 17th, 2009

    ForTheTurnstiles:
    Brick Top

  22. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 3:01 pm, March 17th, 2009

    I was in an “Irish” pub last weekend that looked exactly like this. Attention bar owners: You don’t have to staple to the walls every piece of green sham-crap that your Guinness distributor gives you.

  23. charles demar says at 3:02 pm, March 17th, 2009

    This is certainly more exciting than what I saw when I walked over there.

  24. ForTheTurnstiles says at 3:06 pm, March 17th, 2009
  25. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 3:06 pm, March 17th, 2009

    I will assume that the pots of gold are all rescinded AIG bonuses. Also, tell Sasha to take off the damn Pippi Longstocking wig, ‘cuz that shit just ain’t right.

  26. freakishlystrong says at 3:08 pm, March 17th, 2009

    SHAMWOW!

  27. saggyboobedhag says at 3:11 pm, March 17th, 2009

    You need a British flag or something the Irish would consider inappropriate. Just like the Bushes’ last Hanukkah card White House photo that had Christmas trees.

  28. Is this Michelle’s IRA publicity shot?

  29. norbizness says at 3:20 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

    [Just then, a float designed with a huge book entitled "The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield" goes by. The marshals of the float hop off their float and get into a fight with the crowd of drunks. The Union Jack-painted restaurant "John Bull's Fish & Chips" explodes and everyone cheers]

  30. Custerwolf says at 3:22 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: This is so going to get you laid.

  31. Gin-o-saurus says at 3:23 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Irish Pubs at there best:

    “Did he bust balls and cheat on his taxes and forget to call his mother, and f*ck the wrong broad for the wrong fuckin reason Who the fucking doesnt ?”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVznnoptsmM&feature=PlayList&p=16C0EC261AF74B45&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19

  32. problemwithcaring says at 3:42 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Ooo..that pic…did someone have one too many shot glasses of Guinness?

  33. Why does the frog look so frightened?

  34. twowheeljunkie says at 3:50 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: Wonderful Job

  35. forgracie says at 4:10 pm, March 17th, 2009

    I knew it! Full of pork.

  36. Jukesgrrl says at 5:01 pm, March 17th, 2009

    No Wire Hangers, if you haven’t been fired from your job yet, do you have time for one of Blago with his hair dyed green?

  37. americanscandoanything says at 5:39 pm, March 17th, 2009

    brilliant!

    Is that David Vitter on the roof with his St Patty’s diaper?

  38. NoWireHangers says at 6:02 pm, March 17th, 2009
  39. June Cleaver 2.0 says at 6:20 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: That’s cute!

  40. Atheist Nun says at 6:27 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: LOL. I did not think it was possible to make Blagojevich into an even scarier monster-clown, but you have achieved this feat, admirably!

  41. Bronkers says at 6:32 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: FTW, my dear. FTW on both bodacious Blingee efforts.

  42. blinky_twinkie says at 8:06 pm, March 17th, 2009

    NoWireHangers: LOVE IT (both, actually). Tomorrow treat us all to a Blingee’d pic of you (or the nearest facsimile thereof) wearing your “Wonkette Operative” t-shirt, k?? Yay!

  43. assistant/atlas says at 8:34 pm, March 17th, 2009

    Yeah, Blingee time!!!1!!

    I rate this Blingee as four and a half whore diamonds. Well done. The half-diamond was docked for a lack of any sort of alcohol in the picture.

    saggyboobedhag: Um, they’re called Hanukkah bushes. Like, duh.

  44. OzoneTom says at 10:59 pm, March 17th, 2009

    assistant/atlas: Knowing NoWireHangers attention to detail I would expect that the green fountain is suitably spiked in keeping with the holidays Celtic sensibilities…

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