Huzzah, it’s our very first entrant in the “show us a picture of Michelle Obama poisoning the White House fountain with Irish puke” contest! While this is not technically “taking a comical picture,” as Ken requested, we will accept it. Thank you to faithful commenter NoWireHangers for this horror show.
KILL THE LEPRECHAUNS
March 17, 2009
White House Fountain Foto #1
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Words…they fail me.
The guy on the roof has a nice bush.
What! No watermelons?
Oh, Barry’s gonna send in Rahm Emmanuel to handle this travesty. Nice knowing you, NoWireHangers.
What? No potatoes?
Gotcha!
Alt-text not bad, either. There has to be a prize for first-ness, methinks.
aaaaaawwww how adorable
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
I cant believe its happening to me.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this…
No! That English guy is going to feed Biden to the pigs!
[re=267139]Bronkers[/re]: Michelle is magically delicious! Especially those biceps.
Where’s me Lucky Charms?
I want me Yellow Moons and Rainbow Marshmellows!
I love to think that somewhere out there, there’s some poor soul that thought up and designed that leprechaun flasher. He probably left work that day thinking, “I’m changing the world, one blingee at a time.”
I thought “green fountain” was a kind of urinary tract infection.
That’s sorta what I see when I drink too much “Mother’s Milk”…nice work Hangers!
[re=267141]NoWireHangers[/re]: That, up on the roof–best pic of Larry Summers ever taken. Congratulations! Buttseks. Also.
Malia did it. My BFF used to put soap into the Virgin Mary fountain at school every once in awhile.Not me though I’m not Catholic!
The glamour, once again, is blinding…
Arghhhh! As hard as this is on the eyes now, it’s gonna be harder tomorrow. Erin go brachhhhhh indeed.
Why is there no lipstick on that pig?
[re=267142]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]:
Brick Top
I was in an “Irish” pub last weekend that looked exactly like this. Attention bar owners: You don’t have to staple to the walls every piece of green sham-crap that your Guinness distributor gives you.
This is certainly more exciting than what I saw when I walked over there.
[re=267157]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4
I will assume that the pots of gold are all rescinded AIG bonuses. Also, tell Sasha to take off the damn Pippi Longstocking wig, ‘cuz that shit just ain’t right.
SHAMWOW!
You need a British flag or something the Irish would consider inappropriate. Just like the Bushes’ last Hanukkah card White House photo that had Christmas trees.
Is this Michelle’s IRA publicity shot?
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
[Just then, a float designed with a huge book entitled "The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield" goes by. The marshals of the float hop off their float and get into a fight with the crowd of drunks. The Union Jack-painted restaurant "John Bull's Fish & Chips" explodes and everyone cheers]
[re=267141]NoWireHangers[/re]: This is so going to get you laid.
Irish Pubs at there best:
“Did he bust balls and cheat on his taxes and forget to call his mother, and f*ck the wrong broad for the wrong fuckin reason Who the fucking doesnt ?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVznnoptsmM&feature=PlayList&p=16C0EC261AF74B45&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Ooo..that pic…did someone have one too many shot glasses of Guinness?
Why does the frog look so frightened?
[re=267141]NoWireHangers[/re]: Wonderful Job
I knew it! Full of pork.
No Wire Hangers, if you haven’t been fired from your job yet, do you have time for one of Blago with his hair dyed green?
brilliant!
Is that David Vitter on the roof with his St Patty’s diaper?
[re=267352]Jukesgrrl[/re]: WHY. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…
http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/523/391799779_283122.gif?4
[re=267141]NoWireHangers[/re]: That’s cute!
[re=267468]NoWireHangers[/re]: LOL. I did not think it was possible to make Blagojevich into an even scarier monster-clown, but you have achieved this feat, admirably!
[re=267468]NoWireHangers[/re]: FTW, my dear. FTW on both bodacious Blingee efforts.
[re=267468]NoWireHangers[/re]: LOVE IT (both, actually). Tomorrow treat us all to a Blingee’d pic of you (or the nearest facsimile thereof) wearing your “Wonkette Operative” t-shirt, k?? Yay!
Yeah, Blingee time!!!1!!
I rate this Blingee as four and a half whore diamonds. Well done. The half-diamond was docked for a lack of any sort of alcohol in the picture.
[re=267174]saggyboobedhag[/re]: Um, they’re called Hanukkah bushes. Like, duh.
[re=267569]assistant/atlas[/re]: Knowing NoWireHangers attention to detail I would expect that the green fountain is suitably spiked in keeping with the holidays Celtic sensibilities…
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