Who exorcist-puked in the White House fountain? Maybe nobody! Chicago street organizer Michelle Obama “ordered” the pretty fountain to be ruined in this gross way, because this is how Chicago people “celebrate” the Irish Plague, “Saint Patrick’s Day,” which is apparently today. SPECIAL CONTEST MISSION: Go take a comical picture of this, use props, make dumb faces, whatever, and send it to us, quickly, and the best pictures will be posted right here with a link to your livejournal or whatever. SPECIAL CONTEST PRIZE: Best Picture Taker wins a coveted Wonkette Operative t-shirt. Newell will bring it to your house tonight. [We Are Dead Serious]
White House Fountain Is Puke Green!
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Fuck the Green Fountain. I’ve got plans.
Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
Theres nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
Ill walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer
Iam going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
I guess the Potato Famine was the final revenge the English took on us for the War of 1812. “Let’s see how those Yank bastards love millions of unwashed, alcohol-soaked, Hibernian starch-gobblers!”
it’s cuter than i thought it would be, but i am still so very ashamed.
…it’s the first time the water in the White House fountains has been dyed.
Really? I thought Cheney regularly dyed the fountain’s water with blood. Just for fun, and to show that he could.
So now they’re secret Papists too? Do they also take orders from the Great Whore of the Vatican in addition to Allah and Karl Marx?
I have a friend working at the OEOB but he won’t take a pic for me. Something about classified and secret service and can’t afford to lose my job haven’t stocked up on hobo beans….wimp.
I knew I should have voted againt O’Bama. This just proves my fears correct.
Yes, each year in Chicago they “dyed” the Chicago River green, but the sad thing was that Bubbly Creek was always some disgusting shade of polluted.
[re=267086]NoWireHangers[/re]: I assume mostly with Rahm Emanuel’s body parts/victims?
Let’s hope it is food dye and not from nuclear waste drums.
The white house fountain has the clap. Awesome.
[re=267078]BillyClubb[/re]: Darth did, but only because the plumbing backed up. And of course no one “noticed.” I certainly “didn’t.”
If I make sexy-time photo with green fountain and by chance win, can I get a can o’hobo beans instead of t-shirt? I’m friggin’ starvin’. Thanks.
Happy St. Muslin’s Day!
… so, we’re seeing the first glimpses of redecorating? So much for measuring the drapes.
now we know why its impossible to find shamrock shakes this year.
Do they still have a “white’s only” fountain, or just the colored one?
[re=267101]skyinator[/re]: Maybe it’s a beef jerky t-shirt.
Beat the Irish.
Today, we are all underdressed leprechauns.
[re=267105]Hedley Lamar[/re]: FTW. **raises a Guiness in salute
YAA AN’ TEH CHICAGO RIVER IZ ONLY GREEN CUZ ITS FILLED WITH CORRUPTION MOONEY.
…well Dick Cheney made the fountains spray blood, so I guess this is an improvement right?!
Looks like someone’s ectoplasm containment unit has sprung a leak.
http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/523/409223975_1802482.gif?4
That fountain may be green on the outside, but inside the plumbing, it’s pure Red.
OK, that doesn’t make sense. But here’s a thought: St. Patrick was Welsh. Which means this is secret Muslin code that B. Hussein Obama is going to Welsh on his promises to the American people. Hengh? HENNGHH?
SKS is also farting green.
[re=267118]NoWireHangers[/re]: Inspired. You’re the decorator, obviously… I mean, what’s more chic than NoWireHangers?
Also, to make the fountain more like Chicago today, the coins that you throw in for good luck are being called “bribes”.
The bagpipe is a Scottish instrument btw. The Uillean pipe is the Irish version, and you don’t march around playing it, you set it on your lap. So if you see a bagpiper walking around in a fucking skirt, kick him in the nuts and piss green beer on him. My people did not suffer the indignities of the famine to be travestied in this way.
If I open my door tonight and Newell is standing there, I just might catch a case of the vapors.
First Lady Michelle Obama came up with the idea for the festive touch, said spokeswoman Katie McCormick Lelyveld.
Is there nothing that woman can’t do? I’m fairly sure her gaze of otherworldly blinding light will make your AIDS go away.
The sexy-time hibernian reminds me …. does every holiday have to turn into a halloweenesque sloor fest ? I mean REALLY, its still march ladies, i love drunk christinas as much as anybody, but save the green nails and whore shorts for the jersey shore.
[re=267148]Gin-o-saurus[/re]:
Whore shorts are never out of season.
[re=267126]Mr Blifil[/re]: when I was in Ireland, I visited a small town to the south of Dublin. They were having a parade that day. A pipe band from the Irish Army was marching down the street (the Scots really did well with that “tartan” idea and all — the army band wore green kilts so looked somewhat like a cross dressing pipe band). The tune they played was something I had not heard in many, many a year. My old father used to sing it. It took a bit to recognize it. The song the band played that day was “Marching through Georgia”.
Is that Meghan McCain with her belly airbrushed?
I’ll take the woman in the bra, please. Minus the bra. And the gnarly green clothing.
[re=267126]Mr Blifil[/re]: Learning time. Uilleann pipes are only one type of Irish bagpipes. The Irish Army uses the Irish Warpipe when marching. An long, though still incomplete, list of bagpipes may be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bagpipes
[re=267208]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: You’re right, I stand corrected. But the Uillean pipe is from the countryside, and is the old traditional type nevertheless. Thanks for the link though, without it I would never have seen this dude’s “huge instrument.”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Derrickepiper.jpg/300px-Derrickepiper.jpg
[re=267103]Bronkers[/re]: I don’t care what they do to the fountain but, Lord please, get rid of all the yellow curtains.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/86236073-O-Bama
Considering an Catholic Irishman James Hoban architect born Callan County Kilkenny Ireland designed the White House, they should have painted the whole thing Green. Also designed the Parliament In Dublin Ireland, which he used as an inspiration! for the White House. Checkmate ignoramus….LOL!!!
As regards an image it would be you wearing a Dunce cap piss sprayed green….
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