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HAHAHAHHA, CBS’ Chip Reid get sooooo vewy offended when people make fun of old traitor Dick Cheney. HE WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR GOD’S SAKE! [YouTube]
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Press Corps To Gibbs: You WATCH WHAT YOU SAY About Dick Cheney
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on Mon March 16 2009
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Jim Newell
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Dick Cheney can go fuck himself.
Maybe Cheney has threatened to hunt him.
Dick has a Chip on his shoulder.
OMFG. Please, please, please let the GOP latch onto this. The only thing that would beat a week of the GOP fellating Rush, would be a week of the GOP defending the honor of CHENEY.
Thank you, Chip Reid. You are doing Gawd’s work.
Yeah BACK OFF, Gibbs. You wouldn’t anyone getting shot in the face, now.
Well, I guess we know where one of Cheney’s Horcruxes has been hidden.
ABC is insisting that there is no relationship between Mr. Gibbs asking the question and Dick Cheney having invited Mr. Gibbs on a bird hunting trip earlier in the day.
Yeah, Chip, he WAS the vice president of the United States who happened to shit all over the Constitution, ordered torture, outed a CIA agent, started a war to make money for himself & all his Halliburton cronies, shot his friend in the face, and generally told all of America to go fuck itself. Yeah, he deserves a shitload of respect, all right. ‘Journalists’ like you are why Jon Stewart’s ratings are so high. Also.
Can someone take a fan to Chip “Dainty” Reid and fan away the vapors after he fainted?
Chip Reid white-knights the Republican’ts, hopes for pity fuck later.
Custerwolf: Damn it… I was really gunning for that line…
Fuck you, “Chip” Reed, you punk with a punk name. It’s suckups like you and John King, with your willingness to suck The Dicks of Power that enabled the last eight years of torture, endless war, and the current economic ruin. Fuck you very much!
/snark, big sale on you-know-whatz
Chip: Why are you so mean to people who have always respected their opponents?
Gibbsy: Uhm…the important thing here, Chip is to…ah…STFU.
Okay, I’m in the tank for Obama as much as the next guy, but let’s not allow him to give Impromptu Public Speaking Lessons to his staff. Get that man a teleprompter!
Darth Vadar started the whole thing he should just STFU. No one listens to that slanty mouthed hair trigger satanic cult leader anyhoo. Except maybe dumbya. He just doesn’t want to be remembered as being whisked away in a wheelchair by some nurse at the Inaug: The defining moment of his Dr. Evil Vice Presidency. Go away Puleaze!
http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics2/DaddyDickCheney.jpg
I didn’t know dick was dog bounty huntin’ on his retirement in Why Oming?
V572625694:
Honestly, where were the big free press for 8 years? Nowhere to be found.
HEY CHIP!
I don’t come to your job and knock Dick’s dick out of your mouth do I?!!
CBS’s White House Correspondent Whatchucallhim Whatsersname was all — “Do you kiss Obama with that filthy mouth, Mr. Gibbs?”
You know, DAN QUAYLE is a former Vice President of the United States so if there’s ever been any question as to how much respect the role warrants, look no further than him for your answers, Chip.
Also, go fuck yourself.
Also.
Nobody named “Chip” should be issued a press pass, on the grounds that teenagers or those who act like them cannot be credentialed members of the fourth estate.
BTW: Chip also feels that Hitler was misunderstood. After all, he was a democratically elected head of state, so he’s eternally entitled to a degree of respect. Also.
Like his boyfriend Scooter, Cheney will get no pardon
Isn’t Dick Cheney dead yet?
Sorry, but what Cheney said about Obama was far far far worse than what Gibbs said in retort. Far.
This just shows what a f*cking joke the “free press” is, especially in Washington. Folks get their bowels in an uproar about Joe Biden slipping up and saying “gimme a fu*king break” and say people were much tougher on Cheney.
There’s a big difference in tone between what Biden said and Cheney saying “go f*** yourself” to Pat Leahy on the floor of the Senate.
It’s the difference between Goofy and Hitler.
Cheney should have been wheeled away from the inauguration and put into the back of a van with a carbon monxide hose hooked up. Where the hell is Jack Kevorkian when we really need him? Or they could have taken Cheney to St. E’s, introduced him to John Hinckley and told Hinckley that Cheney had been ***king Jodie Foster.
Dang, aster***s are f*n.
Someone should tell Chip that Gibbs showed restraint by not splashing himself with Holy Water, which is what you’re supposed to do after speaking of He Who Shall Not Be Named.
CaliforniaMike: You’d be surprised how many years you add to your life by eating only the raw, pure hearts of young children.
CaliforniaMike:
No, still plugged into the wall socket. Did someone say something about a brown out in Wyoming?
Uh oh, Chip Reid’s at my door, I’m in trouble.
Nerdalicious: They were following Judy Miller around Iraq, looking for WMDs. Or helping Howell Raines with his jihad against a golf match. Or probing each others naughty bits with their tongues at Georgetown cocktail parties. Because “Chip” Reid knows that if he talked to Cheney like that, Cheney wouldn’t talk to him any more. Wah wah wah, that would be so sad!
One day you’re jacket-less in the Oval Office, the next day you’re perp-walking Dick Cheney in the gallows. Slippery slope, Gibbs!
And all the media types wonder why journalists get such a bad rap. That would be this. This right here.
Eat a bag of dicks, Chip, and play gotcha journalism with the folks who deserve it, like CEOs, crooks, and yes, Dick Cheney.
Leeeeve Dick Chaney alooooooooooooone!
Chip Reid & Jake Tapper: marching towards irrelevance one snotty question at a time.
V572625694:
Having a beer with dumbya. You know how great he is to have a beer with. But, if your country’s being attacked dumbya goes into PTSD & starts reading goat books. Does anyone realize how lucky we were to still be here after that asswipe sat there for 7 minutes changing his diapers?
Mad Farmer Manifest: “Chip” Reid’s pandering brought me back to life! Hooray!
Chip, my friend, I say this with the serious respect due a member of the White House Press Corp…
GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOON!
Gibbs may not be the hottest looking Obama staffer, (Rahm, Jon…swoon), but my staff is getting stiffer every time I hear that alluring drawl.
Crab1:
Yeah, I was praying to Dick “Angelic Choir” Cheney yesterday at Church in Utah with my 10 Families. You guys are souless!
http://dickcheneyfanclub.org/photos/cheney-angels.jpg
Also, here’s a cool site: dickcheneyfanclub.org. Chip Reid told me about it. Pass it on!
“Everytime a bell rings Dick Cheney gets a pace maker shock”
Chip Reid.
Oh, Chip, Chip, Chip.
Showing up at a White House press conference with a thick layer of Cheney’s spermatozoa all over your face, oozing down the front of your shit is so, so unattractive. Please, use a lobster bib next time you want to suck off the spawn of Beelzebub, or invest in some pocket wet-naps… something. You look like a glazed donut.
Seriously, this video was basically this exchange:
Chip: “Are you going to be taking a catty little tone each time you refer to the former President and VP?”
Gibbs: “Hmmm…maybe my catty tone isn’t implying what it needs to….would you like me to instead detail their criminal acts and gross incompetence each time I refer them, Chip? Would that convey the proper amount of respect, you sniveling little bitch?”
POLITIKUL JERNALISM, UR DOIN IT RONG.
One could say that it is a reciprocal breach of custom. However that would require knowledge of custom, in addition to knowing what reciprocal means, wouldn’t it chip?
NoWireHangers: gibbs definitely showed more restraint than I would have. My response would have probably shattered glass.
Scandalabra: You fogot Peter Orszag. I didn’t think nerdy men did it for me but, wow!
Did it occur to Chip that Clinton didn’t say shit directly about Bush for nearly 8 years, 2 Presidential campaigns excepted and then his only critiques were given in the most general terms? Goddamn I hope Chip invests based on Cramer’s suggestions.
bago: Chip is merely making up for the fact that he did absolutely no investigative journalism of Cheney by defending Cheney. After all, he doesn’t know anything bad to say about the man because he probably doesn’t read the paper.
Scandalabra:
Rahm the cutest wonderboy smart a** ever! Did you see that thumb to the nose he gave all the Rethugs at the Inaug Ceremony? Paul Krugman the cuddly bear money meltdown genius smart a**. I luvs me some brilliant smart a****! I have the vapors just thinkin’ about it. No Chip Reid I don’t luv Dick Cheney, will you please just go away. I don’t have the habit of having press conferences on my fron lawn!
Did anyone see this in HD? I thought I saw some of Cheney’s jizz on the corner of Chip’s mouth and I’d like someone to confirm that for me.
Will work for shoes: re: Peter Orszag. Yes, ma’am. I would hit that and hope for the best.
4tehlulz: Chip makes it a point of honor to never enter the WH briefing room without getting a Cheney creampie first. Problem is…sometimes that takes hours, and involves the employment of a buttplug, poppers and tit clamps.
Chuck Todd’s next, defending Rove during the trial.
Good to see the White House press corp is finally outraged about something.
“Sanctioned Tone”. Watch it Chip, that’s elitist high falutin’ verbage. The horned one in Wyoming won’t like that. Would you like bird shot with your glaze?
Sorry, I just got back from helping Jon King remove Dick Cheney’s penis from his mouth. What did I miss?
Please, please do not let this die. Let’s make sure that the world knows how Chip feels about criticizing someone who once had influence in the government. I mean, we STILL never say anything bad about Nixon, right?
Scandalabra: Personally, I think it was the ben wah balls Cheney shoved up Chip’s ass that had him hitting the high notes right after- “…when you referred to the former vice president -” There was also a noticeable increase in squirminess.
Custerwolf: “Dick has a Chip on his shoulder.”
Either that OR Chip has a Dick on his shoulder. Works either way.
There’s that fucking liberal media again, respecting the legacy of Dicks everywhere.
OT, and sorry for it, but I enjoyed this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/15/usa-tv-jon-stewart-economy. Mostly because I love listening to non-Americans talk about American pop culture in a way that seems genuinely interesting in figuring us out. Not that they have to dig far.
“I like money. Ow, my balls!”
Well, we all know how respectful the Washington Press Corps Wankers and Whores were towards Al Gore, right? Right?
Fuck you, Chip Reid. Fuck you with Jack Tapper’s naughty parts.
Chip, get a big boy name.
Chip must owe Jeff Gannon one hell of a favor.
Bizarre. One would think that Lord Cheney took certain of the members of the press corps into his Secret Undisclosed Location (which the Philadelphia City Paper determined was a Cold War-era bunker called “Site R” in rural Pennsylvania) and made them swear a Blood Oath of Fealty to the Dark Lords of the Sith.
Not that Cheney would ever do something like that, amirite?
Also.
AnnieGetYourFun: I like how even the British think Jon Stewart is the only one on TV doing the job the actual press is supposed to do. Of course, after watching that YouTube clip, I think even my cat can see it.
Dateline NBC tonight: “Nixon, Agnew, Helms, How Dare We?”
You know when I heard all the outrage in Chip’s voice I was really shocked. Has this guy been on a freaking vacation for the last eight years ?
Cheney’s fair game, but WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT SCHUYLER COLFAX or ELSE!
I’m sorry - can we not talking about Dick fucking Cheney, or any asshole ever, anymore? Who the fuck is Chip Reid and why does he think he lives in a monarchy?
WaPo already has a big piece on the blowjob Cheney got from John King on CNN, complete with commentary from Botox Transvestite Mary Matalin! I guess cable news has it’s new “Conflict of the Week” to report on.
Gibbs should have just ended the thing by giving a summary of the latest report from the Red Cross detailing every gruesome thing Cheney authorized to detainees and then told Reid “oh, but you know that already because I watched all of your outraged news stories about all that stuff. Oh wait? What’s that? You never did? My bad.”
Wanna know what scares Dick more than the Constitution?
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/03/dick-cheneys-sleepless-nights.html
First Chip calls Democrats ugly. Now he’s calling us rude. And John King is such a pathetic fake journalist. He has Cheney on his show so Cheney can say any piece of poop so the cable “journalists” can pass around the clip to get people talking about King’s show even though I tried my damndest not to look at a second of his inferior sh*t. Will do my two hours at MSNBC and you know which two hours — and that’s it. My other Teevee is C-span.
This is why the Obamas are going on spring break to Chicago and making Biden go to the f**king Gridiron dinner. Chip Reid, Jake Tapper, even Chuck Todd are not doing themselves any favors with this kind of behavior in the press room. Spend more time asking about AIG or Nancy Pelosi or something, you know…in the news. Who gives a crap what Dick Cheney said? Who? Lord Vader? Gone. And to think, I really used to like ol’ Chip. Now, he’s on his way to Brit Hume country. Constant complaining about what goes on the press room, rather than asking real questions.
Lynne Cheney just fainted, does anyone know why?
magic titty: Chip Reid is the motherfucker with Dick’s balls still in his mouth. Just look for the drooling wanker in the press room, if you can tell him apart from the other drooling wankers.
kipperthegod: Stupid shit like that is why I love Wonkette. If its wrong, I don’t wanna be right - FTW!
Hey Chip, we know you are new, but watch some footage from the election. Sarcastically making fun of Dick Cheney was a scheduled daily event on the campaign trail. And…ain’t shit changed…..
In John Oliver’s sketch on the White House Correspondents, Chip = clear winner as Most Useless Tool. (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220276&title=white-house-press-corps)
Nerdalicious: Blogger abuse, I like to think.
Come here a minute:
Yeah, I just threw that out there…I was waiting for the uhm…”comments”…just a lil bait for my wonkette buds.
It’s late. I’ve worked too hard in the garden and my joints hurt. No time for snark, so let me just say this: Fuck Chip Reid and the horse he rode in on. Somebody lock Cheney’s fucking bunker from the outside and just toss bread and water down the airhole. He’ll do fine–just like a cockroach.
I hope Gibbs doesn’t get intimidated out of his sense of humor. He was one of the few Obama people who did a real smackdown with FOX and came out on top. Hopey can be a little serious–Joey and Robin can keep us all from keeling over from the sheer terror of the times in which we live.
If Dick Cheney were so important, that just means that the President he “served” was weak. Give me a John Nance Garner (F.D.R.), who said that the vice-presidency was no more than “a bucket of warm spit”…(If “spit” was the actual word that Garner used.) Better still was Alexander Stephens, the only vice-president of the Confederacy, who got so pissed off at Jefferson Davis’ centralization of power that he went home to Georgia and said to call on him if he were needed, which he wasn’t.
So let’s not hold up Dick Cheney as a good vice-president, because he wasn’t. Good vice-presidents just wait around in case the President dies. Cheney poked his nose into things that were none of his business, and now that he’s not even vice-president, he continues to blather on, pitifully.
And, Dick! Here’s the thing…I’m sure the terrorists were never really afraid of you. When it all sorted out, they knew that you were just a scared old man with a bad heart, hiding your chicken ass where they couldn’t find you.
CaliforniaMike: Undead…
Nerdalicious: Jesus H. Christ! I was just sitting here eating my breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper/snack when I took a gander at THAT picture and almost barfed on my ‘puter….
Atheist Nun: At least DaddyDick didn’t give Chip a jelly donut - this time…
Scandalabra: and a magic diaper that DaddyDick ‘prepared’ especially for little Chip…
ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO…
Isn’t this the same dick who told us there were WMD in Eye-rack? Was certain? This man is the anti-christ. Should be boiled in oil, texas light sweet, and then waterboarded in urine.
Custerwolf: Upwards four inches, and five inches to right.
I’m convinced that history will not be kind to Dickhead Cheney. If he lives long enough, Dick will one day read about his death squad escapades, get a little twinge in his pale pecker, smirk his little smirk and think “good times…. good times.”
May Chip Reid choke on satan’s scaly cock for all eternity - pretty sure that’s already in Cheney’s contract.
I liked Chip a lot better back when he was still teamed up with Dale.
Decisions, decisions…whether to make a cheap joke about buffalo chips, potato chips, chipmunks or maybe CHIPs, or a serious, biting comment about how this isn’t nearly as bad as Cheney’s comments to Leahy, so I think I’ll go 3rd way and make a constructive suggestion.
Term iimits on White House Press Corps. Helen Thomas gets a special exemption, of course.
After eight years of Halliburton, sanctioning torture, sending soldiers to war under false pretences, trashing the Constitution and destroying the international reputation of his country, Chip, our hard hitting ace journalist, gets all steamed because he doesn’t think the douchebag responsible for most of the above is being shown enough respect.
Hey Chip, you chump- If you want to know why, in most surveys on trustworthiness and public respect, journalists generally rank about half a rung above paedophiles and AIG executives, go home and have good, long look in the mirror. Then go eat a bag of dicks.
Chip’s right. Out of respect, Dick Cheney deserves a moment of silence and a twenty-one gun salute.
And taps, of course.
Chip beats off to torture pix Cheney gives him.
Go away Cheenee, ya smirking neocon nutcase! Get a room with “Eva Braun” Palin.
Chip and others can’t believe Obama won still, right? They think Bush and Cheney are behind the wall somewhere, still in office.
Chip needs to go back to his regular gig on My Three Sons: that is to say, 40 years ago and not really existing.
guys when obama leaves and whoever takes over, i dont really want them going on the podium making cracks about Obama. its just not , ‘presidential’. or professional.
we all know dick cheney did a lot of bad things. i dont need the @#$ president to pretend he is fucking jon stewart about it. that is jon stewarts job. his job as president is to actually DO SOMETHING about it, not sit around playing snarkball. its fucking sad.
and it is not about respecting dick cheney the man, it is about respecting the office.
it is also about whether or not you sit around all day blowharding about how much the last guy sucked, or whether you get to work doing your job, and have your actions speak for themselves.
i dont go to work every day bitching about everyone else i work with or about the people who worked before me. (at least i try not to). if i did it would be annoying and pathetic and it would distract me from actually doing my job, and the people who depend on me doing it dont give a crap what my opinion is of the last person who did my job before me. its just dumb.