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Don’t Forget To Go To This Panel If You Are At SXSW

A recent photograph of Sara K. SmithOh, it will be a jolly time as we talk about all the terrible ways the evil corporates and inept political parties tried to use Web Techmologies to get people to do things last year! They were all so cynical and dumb, when they weren’t being naive and dumb. If none of these generalities make any sense, that is because you have not been following the social medias, in which case you really need to go to this panel so that you will have shit to talk about at the frog design party afterward. 5PM-6PM Saturday. [SXSW Suxorz '09]


4:32 PM on Fri March 13 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. chascates says at 4:38 pm, March 13th, 2009

    It’ll be about 55 degrees on Saturday but should be up to 80 by Monday.

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 4:40 pm, March 13th, 2009

    Lately the Designer has been making His frogs with three legs. Truly He works in mysterious ways.
    Either that or His asswipey followers constantly imploring Him to crunch Florida with a meteor is affecting His concentration.

  3. chascates says at 4:44 pm, March 13th, 2009

    And the Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo is on at the same time as SXSW so make sure to wear that get-up to blend in.

  4. El Pinche says at 4:46 pm, March 13th, 2009

    I’ll be there ready to talk shit, but I hope I don’t have to wear anything fancy. And be prepared to talk about how we all become like the PUMA movement.

  5. S.Luggo says at 4:48 pm, March 13th, 2009

    Palin wore a pair of those at rally in Jacksonville. http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/460/slide_460_11038_large.jpg

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 4:49 pm, March 13th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: To clarify — not hatin’ on Florida — various other places, people, towns and such as well. Whoever’s legalizing gay marriage, teaching evolution, or naming sewage treatment plants after Dubya.

  7. Monsieur Grumpe says at 4:53 pm, March 13th, 2009

    Huba Huba! Great gams Sara.

  8. qwerty42 says at 6:00 pm, March 13th, 2009

    So is Wonkette sending the whole team down or just Sara?

  9. JohnnyMeatworth says at 6:31 pm, March 13th, 2009

    i’ll be there, hopefully already drunk.

  10. I Am Not Your Gary Busey says at 6:49 pm, March 13th, 2009

    I helped design frogdesign’s office back in ‘96!

  11. josereyes.theroof says at 7:15 pm, March 13th, 2009

    qwerty42: I thought she were already there. Isn’t Wonkette a tripartite, three-time-zone rule — Jim in DC, Sara in TX, Layne in CA?

  12. CaliforniaMike says at 7:33 pm, March 13th, 2009

    josereyes.theroof: We need somebody in Denver.

  13. Yeah, nice self-portrait, SKS.

    By the way, I got an email from Citibank, with whom I have a credit card, saying they would ‘give me a hug right now if they could’ for being a great customer. Fuckers.

  14. hobospacejungle says at 8:39 pm, March 13th, 2009

    If that’s a recent photo of SKS count me in. Hubba hubba indeed!!

    Though I must admit that as a hermit ensconced in south Austin the chances of me crossing the river any time soon aren’t so great. I haz a sad.

  15. chascates says at 8:57 pm, March 13th, 2009

    hobospacejungle: Can someone convince her to hold a salon at Opal Divine’s at Penn Field?

  16. OzoneTom says at 9:09 pm, March 13th, 2009

    I Am Not Your Gary Busey: And I still have a Clio that works.
    If I show up at the panel would you sign that pin-up for me?

  17. S.Luggo says at 9:14 pm, March 13th, 2009
  18. S.Luggo: imgdata = “I may gag, daddy’s after tail again.”

  19. hobospacejungle says at 9:51 pm, March 13th, 2009

    chascates: Can someone convince her to hold a salon at Opal Divine’s at Penn Field?

    Great idea! I wouldn’t have to get near downtown!

  20. sanantonerose says at 1:09 am, March 14th, 2009

    Ohhhh Sara! I can’t come, but I’ll be thinking of you.

  21. The Eco-driving game was an overwhelming success of corporates* getting us to feel they cared about the environment. Plus I hope it helped line the pockets of our editors. If Wonkette can take some of that sweet sweet corporate $, its fine by me.

    *I’m sure there’s some GOP blog that says that car companies having to appease to environmentalists forced spending waste and subsequently caused mis-management of the Big 3, leading to billion-dollar losses, bailouts and un-needed attention on corporate jets

  22. S.Luggo: Oh, no, I’m not in any trouble financially, as gigoloing is still good, you know. It’s merely that I *am* a good customer of Citi, and yet they *are* fuckers. And not in a nice way. Also, to send me email offering me a ‘hug’ shows extraordinary lameness in customer communication. The fuckers.

    Nice Vargas girl.

  23. TedTheLightBulbSalesman says at 1:48 pm, March 14th, 2009

    Frog design? All the real nerds–everyone attending SXSWi–will be at the digg party.

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