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Don’t Forget To Go To This Panel If You Are At SXSW

by Sara K. Smith

4:32 pm March 13, 2009

A recent photograph of Sara K. SmithOh, it will be a jolly time as we talk about all the terrible ways the evil corporates and inept political parties tried to use Web Techmologies to get people to do things last year! They were all so cynical and dumb, when they weren’t being naive and dumb. If none of these generalities make any sense, that is because you have not been following the social medias, in which case you really need to go to this panel so that you will have shit to talk about at the frog design party afterward. 5PM-6PM Saturday. [SXSW Suxorz '09]

{ 23 comments }

chascates March 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm

It’ll be about 55 degrees on Saturday but should be up to 80 by Monday.

SayItWithWookies March 13, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Lately the Designer has been making His frogs with three legs. Truly He works in mysterious ways.
Either that or His asswipey followers constantly imploring Him to crunch Florida with a meteor is affecting His concentration.

chascates March 13, 2009 at 4:44 pm

And the Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo is on at the same time as SXSW so make sure to wear that get-up to blend in.

El Pinche March 13, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I’ll be there ready to talk shit, but I hope I don’t have to wear anything fancy. And be prepared to talk about how we all become like the PUMA movement.

S.Luggo March 13, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Palin wore a pair of those at rally in Jacksonville. http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/460/slide_460_11038_large.jpg

SayItWithWookies March 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=265202]SayItWithWookies[/re]: To clarify — not hatin’ on Florida — various other places, people, towns and such as well. Whoever’s legalizing gay marriage, teaching evolution, or naming sewage treatment plants after Dubya.

Monsieur Grumpe March 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Huba Huba! Great gams Sara.

qwerty42 March 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

So is Wonkette sending the whole team down or just Sara?

JohnnyMeatworth March 13, 2009 at 6:31 pm

i’ll be there, hopefully already drunk.

I Am Not Your Gary Busey March 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm

I helped design frogdesign’s office back in ’96!

josereyes.theroof March 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm

[re=265281]qwerty42[/re]: I thought she were already there. Isn’t Wonkette a tripartite, three-time-zone rule — Jim in DC, Sara in TX, Layne in CA?

CaliforniaMike March 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm

[re=265326]josereyes.theroof[/re]: We need somebody in Denver.

TGY March 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Yeah, nice self-portrait, SKS.

By the way, I got an email from Citibank, with whom I have a credit card, saying they would ‘give me a hug right now if they could’ for being a great customer. Fuckers.

hobospacejungle March 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm

If that’s a recent photo of SKS count me in. Hubba hubba indeed!!

Though I must admit that as a hermit ensconced in south Austin the chances of me crossing the river any time soon aren’t so great. I haz a sad.

chascates March 13, 2009 at 8:57 pm

[re=265403]hobospacejungle[/re]: Can someone convince her to hold a salon at Opal Divine’s at Penn Field?

OzoneTom March 13, 2009 at 9:09 pm

[re=265309]I Am Not Your Gary Busey[/re]: And I still have a Clio that works.
If I show up at the panel would you sign that pin-up for me?

S.Luggo March 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm

[re=265352]TGY[/re]: There is always hope.
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/6/7/5/1/2/webimg/93805542_o.jpg

1ofUS March 13, 2009 at 9:39 pm

[re=265419]S.Luggo[/re]: imgdata = “I may gag, daddy’s after tail again.”

hobospacejungle March 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm

[re=265410]chascates[/re]: Can someone convince her to hold a salon at Opal Divine’s at Penn Field?

Great idea! I wouldn’t have to get near downtown!

sanantonerose March 14, 2009 at 1:09 am

Ohhhh Sara! I can’t come, but I’ll be thinking of you.

Bruno March 14, 2009 at 1:09 am

The Eco-driving game was an overwhelming success of corporates* getting us to feel they cared about the environment. Plus I hope it helped line the pockets of our editors. If Wonkette can take some of that sweet sweet corporate $, its fine by me.

*I’m sure there’s some GOP blog that says that car companies having to appease to environmentalists forced spending waste and subsequently caused mis-management of the Big 3, leading to billion-dollar losses, bailouts and un-needed attention on corporate jets

TGY March 14, 2009 at 7:49 am

[re=265419]S.Luggo[/re]: Oh, no, I’m not in any trouble financially, as gigoloing is still good, you know. It’s merely that I *am* a good customer of Citi, and yet they *are* fuckers. And not in a nice way. Also, to send me email offering me a ‘hug’ shows extraordinary lameness in customer communication. The fuckers.

Nice Vargas girl.

TedTheLightBulbSalesman March 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Frog design? All the real nerds–everyone attending SXSWi–will be at the digg party.

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