Wonkette
Well, now we know why District Republicans are such an incredibly powerful bunch: because they can bend the laws of spelling to their will. After the jump, a press release from the D.C. Republicans suggesting that a mysterious “Vive Kendra,” a former French porn starlet with a knack for computers, should resign from the Obama administration.
Friday the 13th Brings Horrors to the District
Washington, DC: The DC Republican Committee made the following statement in regard to yesterday’s news that the FBI raided the DC’s Chief Technology Office and arrested one District employee and a well known contractor.
“It’s ironic that as the FBI was raiding Vive Kendra’s former District office, when Kendra was giving a speech at FOSE about changing the way the government procurement should be handled. Kendra made national news last night because of his mismanagement of the District’s Procurement Office. He should step down immediately from his position in the Obama administration,” stated DC Republican Committee Chairman Robert J. Kabel.
Just wait till President Billroque Orbimbo finds out about this!
ACORN is on computers now?
D.C. Mayor Fenty said repeatedly yesterday, as did White House officials, that the FBI investigation literally had “nothing” to do with Kendra, or whatever his name is. The investigation focused on a D.C. Technology Office employee who allegedly made clandestine business dealings with a local contractor that were against all civil and criminal regulatory laws, and that’s probably about it. Kendra resigned recently because he knew he was getting the White House gig. But, so far, White House and D.C. officials are sticking to the point that Kendra is not a target of the investigation, and has nothing to with that case.
Should have changed his name to Bobby Kundra. Then everything would have been OK.
I googled Vive Kendra and got a link to Kendra’s Livestock News. He/she was probably giving a speech on government procurement of sheep. That must be why they are calling for her resignation. You know how the R’s are partial to their livestock.
The Kendra in the foto seems a bit flat, like the Dodgers usually are.
From CNN Associate Producer Martina Stewart
Here’s more, from CNN; note the last graph, this time from “a law enforcement official:”
WASHINGTON (CNN) – After just a week on the job, the Obama administration’s new chief information officer is taking a leave of absence until further notice.
A White House official tells CNN that Vivek Kundra is taking a leave from his post at the Office of Management and Budget until more details become known about an FBI investigation that resulted in a search of his former work place.
A law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation told CNN that Kundra is not involved in the case.
You know, Will Ferrell’s GWB really pales in comparison to the guy from The Last Picture Show who did him on the short-lived “That’s My Bush!” I’m just saying, since apparently that story is just a big, commentless ad.
Republicans only now are figuring out that IT does not rhyme with “tit.”
Well, we know what Robert J. Kabel’s been up to.
thefrontpage: Once again, you people are falling for that librul crap of hewing to the “facts” and the “truth”. No wonder you people like the Muslin Negro so much.
Sort of wierd to see the republicans so concerned with “mismanagement”, NOW, even though it was the gold standard for their party during the last 8 years.
Viva Kendra! Long live exhibitionist attention whores! Actually not, since that seems to describe just about every public face of the G.O.P. or the conservative movement.
New reality TV show: Who’s smarter, Playboy centerfold or conservative TV pundit or Jeff Gannon?
Ok, I’m willing to give Vivek a pass on this, but if it turns out he managed a secret assassination squad that only reported to him, it’s worth a second look.
S’Okay, Robert. Spelling is hard.
masterdebater: that was “letting the free market and capitalism work” and
“keeping America safe”, not mismanagement. You clearly are not a patriot.
Vivek Kundra was never the head of procurement for DeeCee.
Mr. Kabel’s statement it completely fact-free.
norbizness: That’s My Bush was wonderfully stupid and senseless. There was no need to cancel it.
However, my vote goes to the W in Harold & Kumar Xcape from Gitmo. A stoner president laughing about cockmeat sandwiches and lacing his joints with blow — sometimes fiction is truer than, uh, truthiness.
ManchuCandidate: I should be insulted, but instead, I am amused. Well done.
…(fill in perverted/sexist comment about girl in photo)! Sorry I’m out of material this morning.
NOOBAMA FAILS AGAIN!!!!! KENDRA AND CHICAGOTHUGS!!! AND ACORN!!!!
DC has a republican committee? Must be all five of them.
This ranks right up there with Kim Jong the Second.
MysteriousTraveller: Well, isn’t that in line with most GOP talking points? I mean, he might be punished if he allowed a fact to sneak in there somewhere.
AngryBlakGuy: here are some more of her to help you out
http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kendra-wilkinson2.jpg
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/holly-madison-hugh-hefner-bridget-marquardt-and-kendra-wilkinson-fox-reality-channell-really-awards-2007-n0DMIZ.jpg
I think Kendra should resign — The Unbearable Lightness of Being was dull as ditchwater.
Freudian slip? I think not. A GOP freudian slip would contain “6 year old cub scout” also.
Doglessliberal: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: HOTTEST Adminstration evar!
I’ll giver HER a no-bid contract, if you know what I mean!
(I mean I’ll put some P in the V, if you must know.)
If she’s got computer skills, I’ve got BJ skills. Oh, shit.
Doglessliberal: …have I ever told you that I LOVE you? Now excuse me I need pay a visit to the mens room to change my boxers!
You guys! Cut them sum slack! Thems foreign sounding names is hard to ‘member!
this will teach Mr. Kabel to work on official DC Republican press releases at the same time he is writing his daily email to his favorite porn stars.
can we please work truck nutz into this thread? there might be southerners reading (it might happen!) and we don’t want to alienate them.
As a San Francisco Giants fan that photo both excites and repels me. I wish she were wearing something less offensive, like a black vinyl Nazi uniform or a coat made of baby seal fur, or maybe a PUMA shirt… no wait… that last one did it, my wood is gone.
SayItWithWookies: The Unbearable Lightness of Being was dull as ditchwater.
Yeah, but we all cried when their dog was put down.
*sniff*
ManchuCandidate: Well, boobs aren’t everything.
TGY:
True. I don’t date women based on their boobage, but compare this photo
http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Kendra-Wilkinson-500×683-40kb-media-3121-media-122559-1189254336.jpg
to the one above.
It’s hard not to notice when they go missing.
Scarab: She’s a Chargers fan on Sundays, so I’m wondering why she’s not a Padres fan.
Then again, she’s marrying a Philadelphia Eagle. She’s never consistent, I suppose.
MysteriousTraveller: “Mr. Kabel’s statement it completely fact-free.”
So?
ManchuCandidate: Huh. Maybe it’s due to the Boob-Eating-Dodgers-Jersey or a sports bra.
Its just nice to know Sanjya has stuff going on.