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This ‘Kendra’ Character Should Resign

by Sara K. Smith  10:43 am March 13, 2009

Computer whiz!Well, now we know why District Republicans are such an incredibly powerful bunch: because they can bend the laws of spelling to their will. After the jump, a press release from the D.C. Republicans suggesting that a mysterious “Vive Kendra,” a former French porn starlet with a knack for computers, should resign from the Obama administration.

Friday the 13th Brings Horrors to the District

Washington, DC: The DC Republican Committee made the following statement in regard to yesterday’s news that the FBI raided the DC’s Chief Technology Office and arrested one District employee and a well known contractor.

“It’s ironic that as the FBI was raiding Vive Kendra’s former District office, when Kendra was giving a speech at FOSE about changing the way the government procurement should be handled. Kendra made national news last night because of his mismanagement of the District’s Procurement Office. He should step down immediately from his position in the Obama administration,” stated DC Republican Committee Chairman Robert J. Kabel.

Just wait till President Billroque Orbimbo finds out about this!

{ 41 comments }

Crab1 March 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

ACORN is on computers now?

thefrontpage March 13, 2009 at 10:48 am

D.C. Mayor Fenty said repeatedly yesterday, as did White House officials, that the FBI investigation literally had “nothing” to do with Kendra, or whatever his name is. The investigation focused on a D.C. Technology Office employee who allegedly made clandestine business dealings with a local contractor that were against all civil and criminal regulatory laws, and that’s probably about it. Kendra resigned recently because he knew he was getting the White House gig. But, so far, White House and D.C. officials are sticking to the point that Kendra is not a target of the investigation, and has nothing to with that case.

Serolf Divad March 13, 2009 at 10:48 am

Should have changed his name to Bobby Kundra. Then everything would have been OK.

shanemacgowan March 13, 2009 at 10:49 am

I googled Vive Kendra and got a link to Kendra’s Livestock News. He/she was probably giving a speech on government procurement of sheep. That must be why they are calling for her resignation. You know how the R’s are partial to their livestock.

ManchuCandidate March 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

The Kendra in the foto seems a bit flat, like the Dodgers usually are.

thefrontpage March 13, 2009 at 10:50 am

From CNN Associate Producer Martina Stewart
Here’s more, from CNN; note the last graph, this time from “a law enforcement official:”

WASHINGTON (CNN) – After just a week on the job, the Obama administration’s new chief information officer is taking a leave of absence until further notice.

A White House official tells CNN that Vivek Kundra is taking a leave from his post at the Office of Management and Budget until more details become known about an FBI investigation that resulted in a search of his former work place.

A law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation told CNN that Kundra is not involved in the case.

norbizness March 13, 2009 at 10:51 am

You know, Will Ferrell’s GWB really pales in comparison to the guy from The Last Picture Show who did him on the short-lived “That’s My Bush!” I’m just saying, since apparently that story is just a big, commentless ad.

Mr Blifil March 13, 2009 at 10:53 am

Republicans only now are figuring out that IT does not rhyme with “tit.”

magic titty March 13, 2009 at 10:54 am

Well, we know what Robert J. Kabel’s been up to.

Doglessliberal March 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

[re=264756]thefrontpage[/re]: Once again, you people are falling for that librul crap of hewing to the “facts” and the “truth”. No wonder you people like the Muslin Negro so much.

masterdebater March 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

Sort of wierd to see the republicans so concerned with “mismanagement”, NOW, even though it was the gold standard for their party during the last 8 years.

Iggy Plop March 13, 2009 at 10:56 am

Viva Kendra! Long live exhibitionist attention whores! Actually not, since that seems to describe just about every public face of the G.O.P. or the conservative movement.

New reality TV show: Who’s smarter, Playboy centerfold or conservative TV pundit or Jeff Gannon?

ph7 March 13, 2009 at 10:56 am

Ok, I’m willing to give Vivek a pass on this, but if it turns out he managed a secret assassination squad that only reported to him, it’s worth a second look.

Min March 13, 2009 at 11:03 am

S’Okay, Robert. Spelling is hard.

Doglessliberal March 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

[re=264764]masterdebater[/re]: that was “letting the free market and capitalism work” and
“keeping America safe”, not mismanagement. You clearly are not a patriot.

MysteriousTraveller March 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

Vivek Kundra was never the head of procurement for DeeCee.

Mr. Kabel’s statement it completely fact-free.

hobospacejungle March 13, 2009 at 11:05 am

[re=264757]norbizness[/re]: That’s My Bush was wonderfully stupid and senseless. There was no need to cancel it.

However, my vote goes to the W in Harold & Kumar Xcape from Gitmo. A stoner president laughing about cockmeat sandwiches and lacing his joints with blow — sometimes fiction is truer than, uh, truthiness.

assistant/atlas March 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

[re=264755]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I should be insulted, but instead, I am amused. Well done.

AngryBlakGuy March 13, 2009 at 11:07 am

…(fill in perverted/sexist comment about girl in photo)! Sorry I’m out of material this morning.

Cicada March 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

NOOBAMA FAILS AGAIN!!!!! KENDRA AND CHICAGOTHUGS!!! AND ACORN!!!!

MARCdMan March 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

DC has a republican committee? Must be all five of them.

Red Zeppelin March 13, 2009 at 11:09 am

This ranks right up there with Kim Jong the Second.

Cicada March 13, 2009 at 11:09 am

[re=264774]MysteriousTraveller[/re]: Well, isn’t that in line with most GOP talking points? I mean, he might be punished if he allowed a fact to sneak in there somewhere.

Doglessliberal March 13, 2009 at 11:10 am
SayItWithWookies March 13, 2009 at 11:12 am

I think Kendra should resign — The Unbearable Lightness of Being was dull as ditchwater.

El Pinche March 13, 2009 at 11:16 am

Freudian slip? I think not. A GOP freudian slip would contain “6 year old cub scout” also.

Lascauxcaveman March 13, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=264788]Doglessliberal[/re]: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: HOTTEST Adminstration evar!

Dave J. March 13, 2009 at 11:38 am

I’ll giver HER a no-bid contract, if you know what I mean!

(I mean I’ll put some P in the V, if you must know.)

bitchincamaro March 13, 2009 at 11:41 am

If she’s got computer skills, I’ve got BJ skills. Oh, shit.

AngryBlakGuy March 13, 2009 at 11:44 am

[re=264788]Doglessliberal[/re]: …have I ever told you that I LOVE you? Now excuse me I need pay a visit to the mens room to change my boxers!

Rolenthegreat March 13, 2009 at 11:54 am

You guys! Cut them sum slack! Thems foreign sounding names is hard to ‘member!

takes12no1 March 13, 2009 at 11:58 am

this will teach Mr. Kabel to work on official DC Republican press releases at the same time he is writing his daily email to his favorite porn stars.

dougbob March 13, 2009 at 11:58 am

can we please work truck nutz into this thread? there might be southerners reading (it might happen!) and we don’t want to alienate them.

Scarab March 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm

As a San Francisco Giants fan that photo both excites and repels me. I wish she were wearing something less offensive, like a black vinyl Nazi uniform or a coat made of baby seal fur, or maybe a PUMA shirt… no wait… that last one did it, my wood is gone.

hobospacejungle March 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm

[re=264789]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The Unbearable Lightness of Being was dull as ditchwater.

Yeah, but we all cried when their dog was put down.

*sniff*

TGY March 13, 2009 at 1:14 pm

[re=264755]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Well, boobs aren’t everything.

ManchuCandidate March 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=264949]TGY[/re]:
True. I don’t date women based on their boobage, but compare this photo

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Kendra-Wilkinson-500×683-40kb-media-3121-media-122559-1189254336.jpg

to the one above.

It’s hard not to notice when they go missing.

josereyes.theroof March 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=264856]Scarab[/re]: She’s a Chargers fan on Sundays, so I’m wondering why she’s not a Padres fan.

Then again, she’s marrying a Philadelphia Eagle. She’s never consistent, I suppose.

DustBowlBlues March 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=264774]MysteriousTraveller[/re]: “Mr. Kabel’s statement it completely fact-free.”

So?

TGY March 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm

[re=264960]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Huh. Maybe it’s due to the Boob-Eating-Dodgers-Jersey or a sports bra.

Suds McKenzie March 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Its just nice to know Sanjya has stuff going on.

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