Wonkette
Oh here’s Mr. Teleprompter Snob, the president, who apparently thinks he’s president or something, the way he is photographed here in a common business suit. But who’s that hovering over his shoulder? Sure, it’s the real president from the 1790s, George Washington. And what is that hippie sort of ghost face on the left? Why that is Jesus Christ. And what in the hell is over Jesus the Christ’s head? Why that is Darth Vader. Barack Obama has no respect for our blurry forefathers, blurry fathers who have gone to the dark side after being chopped up by Obi-Wan Kenobi, and our fading religious figures. [White House/Pete Souza]
Hail to the Black Caesar!!
Daily Show is fucking brutal tonight. Cramer looks like Nixon with a beard. Brutal.
Who the fuck does he think he is, the President or something?
Jesus was a patron to slaves, Washington abetted slavery, Obama is going to bring it back WHEN HE ENSLAVES HARD WORKING AMERICANS WITH HIS SOCIALIST POLICIES.
Washington didn’t have the luxury of a teleprompter either, he made his minions WRITE ON PAPER. This all relates to Rev. Wright somehow… just can’t put my finger on it.
stew: I missed the first nine minutes and apparently missed the beginning of the interview. Was there no opening segment?
Hope Wonk gets the tape of this interview. Stewart is wiping up the floor with this low life.
shortsshortsshorts: You forgot Acorn. Also.
OffTheRecord: The interview started five minutes into the show. With five minutes left, Cramer has aged at least a decade.
Damn. Maybe they were right all along about that “drugs are bad” thing. I was gonna DVR it but then….
Holy shit. The Daily Show-Cramer interview was astonishing (and I’m not one to overestimate the importance of the Daily Show). Shifting to Colbert is disorienting.
smashtheduck: Don’t let me ever read you typing “drugs are bad” again.
stew: Yeah, I actually felt [kind of] sorry for him. But asshats get what asshats deserve. God forbid a MSM type questioned these folks like this.
Small Jew Demolishes Crazy, Screaming Man Amid Much Stuttering
Cramer likely a flight risk following DS appearance.
SIGNZ OF THE APAKOLYSPSE.
And why, might I ask, is George Washington about to slap Jesus in the back of the head?
stew: Cramer tried the contrition thing right out of the gate, hoping that Stewart would ease up on him. It didn’t happen. Stewart just took Cramer apart.
That is one handsome Mochasocialist, also.
smashtheduck: It’s so hard to keep up with all these terrorist organizations these days.
I would now crawl over broken glass to do ANYthing Jon Stewart asked of me.
ALSO!!!11!!!!!!!1!
The full interview is up on Comedy Central, including an extra eight minutes of Cramer whimpering and sweating. This guy might want to disappear for a while…
JESUS CHRIST APPEARED IN A PHOTO WITH NOOBAMA!!1! THIS MEANS EITHER THAT JESUS APPROVES OF OUR HALF BREED MUSLIN PRESNIT OR THAT JESUS IS A MUSLIN TERRIST.
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JESUS IS A TERRIST!!11!
NoWireHangers: FINALLY SOME LOGIC IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.
See? Told you he didn’t need a teleprompter. Jesus just whispers it to the chosen one and he passes it on to us.
Watched Stewart v. Cramer. Wow. Cramer got UN-FUCKING-MADE. I wonder how he’ll go back to doing his shtick on CNBC now?
um, that isn’t Jesus- that’s Charles Manson. Duh.
comradepaulson: Sorry. Sorry. It’ll never happen again.
stew: how about a link?
Bearbloke: Really? You can’t find comedy central? Have you maybe tried, um… comedycentral.com?
smashtheduck: ahhh, suck my trucknutz…
AxmxZ: Like any practicing psychopath, Cramer will just wall off the unpleasant reality that he was chopped to pieces and go back to ranting.
It is clear that the guy either doesn’t believe anything he says, just spouts it to entertain the numbnuts who watch him or is making money by buying stock (more likely options) that he then touts.
By Monday it will be like the unpleasant episode never happened to him.
OMG, it’s not Jesus… it’s a fucking Bob Marley bedspread draped over the furniture! The black guy’s turning the White House into a Rasta ganga hovel!!! Alert WND!!!
Who says that Washington was a real president? Rumor has it he wasn’t even born in the United States. Have you seen his birth certificate?
Everyone send me money and I will lead the court case to have Washington’s presidency declared illegal. Alan Keyes is on board, why aren’t you?
Wait, I thought we would only see Washington, Obama and Jesus together after Obama turns to the dark side, and then Malia saves him and drags his dying body away from Dick Cheney.
OMG, it’s not a tapestry with Jesus’ picture on it, it’s a tapestry with a vision of Jesus on it! It’s a miracle! It’s the end of times! The Rapture, it’s coming!
look at Obama cavorting with with terrorists-against-the-Crown, shameful!
Just another example of the arrogance of ‘President’ HUSSEIN.
If Obama is photographed outdoors, with the sun shining, does that make him the god of the sun?
If Obama is photographed in front of a tree, does that make him the patron saint of trees?
If Obama is photographed wearing a hat, on a tractor, does that make him the emperor of all hats and tractors?
OMG!! Obama’s got six fingers on his left hand!!! Count ‘em yerself!
gurukalehuru: Yes, yes and uh…yes.
Hail to the Chief, baby.
He looks so good right there. He’s too fine to make fun of. Smarts an added turn on.
Maul was chopped in half by Kenobi, not Vader. /nerd
Biden Time: I see now you were referring to the final scene of ROTS. /lesser nerd
Biden Time: I HAVE YOU NOW.
When Barry dries his face on a towel after basketball practice a full-size pixxx of Jeebus appears on the towel. Plus is sweat is holy water.