Presumptuous Obama Photographed With Washington, Jesus
Oh here's Mr. Teleprompter Snob, the president, who apparently thinks he'spresidentor something, the way he is photographed here in a common business suit. But who's that hovering over his shoulder? Sure, it's therealpresident from the 1790s, George Washington. And what is that hippie sort of ghost face on the left? Why that is Jesus Christ. Andwhat in the hellis over Jesus the Christ's head? Why that is Darth Vader. Barack Obama has no respect for our blurry forefathers, blurry fathers who have gone to the dark side after being chopped up by Obi-Wan Kenobi, and our fading religious figures. [ White House/Pete Souza ]