Well, this is alarming! An Israeli arms company made a video about its wonderful relationship with the Indian military, and the end product is … sort of indescribable. Watchy watchy, if you hate your life/freedom/tasteful things. [Wired]
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March 10, 2009
Fake Bollywood Video Will Ruin Israeli-Indian Relationship For A Generation
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More and more I feel like to see the near future I should look back to William Gibson novels from 30 years ago…
Loved her in slumdog…
This feels like a Jewish Promise Keeper video.
Dinga, dinga dee.
Wait, there’s ANOTHER Zohan movie?
I’m conflicted. In an odd way, I kind of like the song.
Looks like Raffi has changed from banana phones to indigenous air systems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc&feature=related
As a fake Bollywood video, it fails. For one, there aren’t nearly enough background dancers.
But, Israeli women pretending to be Indian women = WIN.
a good beat and I can dance to it…..I give a 7 Dave….dinga dinga dee
This is like looking into the eyes of perfection. I can die happy now.
Please tell me Halliburton and KBR make these kinds of videos, too? How about Xe (formerly Blackwater)? If we saw them, would they have to kill us?
So does this mean we can expect Israel “accidentally” killing some more U.N. folks by cheesy song and dance numbers in the near future?
Yvan eht nioj!
Dinga Dinga Dee!
I think it would have been better if they had sung it in Hebrew or Hindi and subtitled it ala What’s Up Tiger Lilly.
“So, for mutual protection against rogue terror, and militant Islamic states, we must keep secret the recipe for the best egg salad.”
“Assuredly, Shepherd Wong! He who has the best egg salad holds the key to stability in the Middle East!.”
Dinga Dinga is the new Dirka Dirka.
Oh this is nothing — you should see the porn flicks our defense contractors sent to the US Defense Department. And the star? RUMSFELD, or as he’s known in the porn industry, RamDick.
[re=261466]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Yeah, but give them credit. They danced around that missile like a may pole. They are not without their own snark.
You know, for all the money airframers make, they could’ve spent a bit more on dancers that don’t suck. You know, with grace and so forth.
It could be worse; it could be Lock-Mart.
Does this mean the Israelis are now sharing nuclear warheads with India?…. Protection and Security, Dinga Dinga DEE!…
Anyway, I like the fat girl…. “I need a fat girl, fat girl tonight”….
These videos are part of an competition for Most Awesomely Bad Defense Contractor video at Wired. This one has my vote: http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/iron-eagles-the.html
But is it good for the Jews?
Thank God that the Bush administration ruled that the provisions of the Geneva Convention are “quaint,” because this video definitely constitutes torture.
Dinga dinga dee.
[re=261481]Holden Caulfield[/re]:
Dinga dinga dee
I sense a new Wonkette meme: either ‘dinga dinga dee’ or ‘dinga dinga dee, hot weapons for me’ or something.
Also, there’s no telling how many Pakistanis they could kill with this video alone.
[re=261483]TGY[/re]: Maybe it will finally unseat ‘also’. (TruckNutz will never die!) Also.
fuck you for putting that in my face holes.
[re=261479]Gopherit[/re]: I feel safer already! Now that Bush administration policies have helped discourage National Guard (re-) enlistment, I feel better knowing that we can rely on the Army, and their totally awesome track record at “operations other than war” to help us out during the next Katrina!
This makes me want to have sex with that missile.
If I wanted to sell weapons to the armed forces of a foreign nation the first thing I would do is make a video comparing their military to women who need a male dancer to protect and defend them. The orders would just fly in.
As someone who was married to an Indian. I heard many Bollywood songs. One day I finally asked my wife. Why does the lady always sound the same?
Every film uses the same singer and the actresses all lip sink. The Indians know this and prefer it. The singer in this clip does not even come close so of course the Indians are offended.
[re=261498]Guppy06[/re]: But Katrina, with robots! What could go wrong there?
Well now I hate my life!
“Defense and dedication.
Together, forever, I will hold you in my heart.
Together, forever, we will never be apart.”
Are these the lyrics to an ABBA song written for an upcoming movie tagged “domestic violence, stalker, romance”
[re=261467]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: WIN
A shanda fur Die Goyim!
All those phallic symbols made me think of Fassbinder’s Querelle. Except the guy should have been bare-chested and the pants more form-fitting.
I am Yahweh, Destroyer of Worlds. Also.
What’s with the olde-timey, Denby-esque film style?
What is this? This is terrible!
But two of the back-ups singers/dancers are pretty hot!
Where’s Shiva the Destroyer when you need him?
See–and you all complain about how Hollywood movies are so bad…just think if you went to your local multiplex and everything was all 4-hour musicals. Your mass media–it could be worse!
So…does “Dinga Dinga Dee” mean “Together we will kill all the Muslims” in Hindi?
My only thought: “is Indian pussy kosher”?
I know that shiksa babes catch hell from
these joosh dudes’ mothers, but howsa bout
a nice plump bollywood babe?
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