Wonkette
The New York Post journalism tabloid reports that an “agent with NAMBLA” has been cruisin’ the Internet message boards for kiddie wiener, and, more unusually, to offer people $10,000 to kill New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. Apparently Cuomo’s been cracking down on child pornographers! And if he were to be “removed,” you see, then child pornography would probably be legal. [WROC]
What do you suppose a NAMBLA agent’s badge looks like?
This is a new low, even for the Republicans.
Insert Mark Foley joke here.
For some reason, that story reminds me of this. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C0CE1DE1231F934A35752C0A966958260
V572625694: Mark Foley?
This is going to hurt NAMBLA’s hard-won reputation as lovers not fighters.
V572625694: BADGE? They don’t need no stinking BADGES.
Little known fact: Allen Ginsberg is a member of NAMBLA.
Maybe the agent is David Patterson. If Mario is gone, no challenger for the governor, right?
I’m not a member of the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes (I look more like Rick Moranis), but I’m trying to come up with a downside to Andy Cuomo being dead.
Anybody?
V572625694: This?
Cuomo also wants to know the reasoning behind Merrill Lynch’s handling of bonuses before they were bought. CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE.
problemwithcaring: lol
american mutt: other fact: Andrea Dworkin got in a fight with Ginsberg about it.
Third fact: that NPR reporter who recently got busted for child porn? if you listen to one of his stories, the first three sentences are about an old scruffy scientist who gets along well with children.
NoWireHangers:
I know, right? I had to google it to remember his name.
Mr Blifil: Merrill Lynch is NAMBLA, people!
I’m looking forward to more media reports on this. Also on how pedophiles support Obama’s economic policies, want universal health care, and think Sarah Palin is a bad person. Also.
Does the “L” in “NAMBLA” stand for “Limbaugh”?
Just wonderin’.
shanemacgowan: We had one of those in Texas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Martin_(politician)
He claimed he was targeted by a Satanic club. Illinois may have more crooked politicians but we get the awards for the most crazy ones.
american mutt: “Is”? Another little known fact: Ginsberg died 12 years ago.
Wait, there is a real NAMBLA? Like it actually exists? AWESOME.
Do they lobby and some such? Does the RNC endorse it? THESE ARE THE ISSUES, PEOPLE.
All I hope is that Cuomo has no vein of Spitzeresque hypocrisy in him.
shortsshortsshorts: According to the librulpedias they are very real.
If you’re married, I suggest googling it everyday until your wife notices.
If you unscramble NAMBLA does it spell Bank of America?
…in this economy, he may have something to worry about!
Colander: From the Wikithingia post:
“Roy Radow, a self-described pedophile and member of the NAMBLA Steering Committee sometimes described as its chairman or spokesman, was arrested in 1996 for masturbating in front of a 12-year old boy. The trial ended in a hung jury.[9]”
Achem.
shortsshortsshorts: Damn activist judges…
“the pedophile community”
Oh the pedo is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
He’s a person that you meet
When you’re walking down the street
And he offers you a sweet
To do something indiscreet
And he pretends to be a homo
Yet he plots to murder Cuomo
He’s a person that you meet each daaaay!
problemwithcaring: Absolute Win. ROFL!
loquaciousmusic: I believe that’s classified under “bestiality”, or “lardophilia”
problemwithcaring: I forgot to say, hence the outsourcing? Good thing for Cuomo the pedos are apparently cheap/poor.
Nobody messes with Pedo Bear!
Q: How many republican pedophiles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to fuck a 10-year-old- boy in the asshole while talking about jesus.
Atheist Nun: Is the one screwing in the lightbulb the one that also takes the pictures that end up incriminating everyone (leading to the eventual weepy press conference), or is the camera on a timer?
loudmouthredhead: Yes, he’s filming it with one hand, of course!
I’ll admit it: That joke was not very funny, I just wanted an excuse to post that huge list of republican pedophiles…
Atheist Nun: True…you could have ended it with the Q
problemwithcaring: The rest of them will probably issue some kind of statement (a discreet one that can’t be traced to an actual location or real life name) to say something about how NAMBLA doesn’t condone this sort of action and only wishes to discuss and enjoy its hobby in peace. Something similar to that which owners of right-wing boards have to say when one of their posters says something about killing Obama.
Another fact: Harry Hay, founder of the Mattachine Society, was a supporter of NAMBLA - apparently on the basis that all aspects of sexuality should be accepted or people might start banning everything. He, too, has been dead for a number of years.
Also, the people commenting at Joe. My. God. seem to reckon this is a fake, and the part quoted in Joe’s post does sound a little off to me. But that is going to stop nobody from going after paedophiles (and possibly homosexual men by extension
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Lascauxcaveman: Patterson gets another term as governor.
Howard Stern’s prank call to NAMBLA is classic.
“Be safe, be brave, and above all, be proud to be a boy lover!”
Kiddie wiener tastes like Vienna Sausages. I prefer Italian.
Lascauxcaveman:
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Downside? Blindboy gets another term.
I didn’t know that NAMBLA stood for “The Republican National Committee.”
I wonder if Limbaugh hopes they fail?
The NAMBLA bounty contributor of whom Repugs dare not name: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0enLcFGcoq6WC/610x.jpg
That NAMBLA, always up to something. I wonder if they know that Andy Cuomo isn’t as good looking as he used to be (or as young).
Spitzer took on prostitution rings. Just sayin’.
Custerwolf: However, they might need pants suits. http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/puma-hillary.jpg
loquaciousmusic: Does the “L” in “NAMBLA” stand for “Limbaugh”?
Lessee….North American Man-Boy Limbaugh Association? It works if Limbaugh is a synonym for a bizarre sex act, in the tradition of “saddlebacking” and “santorum”. But I am strenuously resisting any visual imagery.
Pop Socket: WIN.
As psycho and craven as the NAMBLA assassination threat against Cuomo is, I doubt that any NAMBLA member could get off a shot without first spending a half-hour with his rifle in order to explain how this won’t really hurt.
Perhaps Gitmo will find another purpose.
Uh, Jim, pretty sure you can’t use “journalism” in the same sentence with “New York Post”; “kiddie wiener”, you can use.
PsycGirl: Someone should get Dan Savage onto it. The definition should involve either sex tourism or Viagra for extra relevance.
Jollity: and hypocrisy. Lots of hypocrisy, plus prescription pain-killers.
PsycGirl: Santorum isn’t a weird sex act, it’s a consequence of a sex act.
For the Limbaugh… well, it’s too bad the hot carl / cleveland steamer idea is already taken.
True story: “Austin Powers: Suspected Agent of NAMBLA” is actually in preproduction.
S.Luggo: You don’t LIKE Patterson? (Sputters) But can’t you see the man is handicapped? Can’t you see the man is a minority? Good God, man! Where are your liberal bona fides?
And I’ll give you ten bucks for every castrated NAMBLA member you dump in my front yard. I’m all about the NADLET, the North American Dominican Limbaugh Eating Trannie.
NAMBLA is all the rage with the 40 year-old male kids.
Lascauxcaveman: HE LEFT THEM IN PORT ANGELES GIVE THE MAN A BREAK. (you may be the only person who gets that one).
Lascauxcaveman: As we have learned from Blago, impairment is not an excuse for lack of competence.
One may also apply that to:
beorge Bush
Stephem Hadley
‘Berto Gonsales
Amtonin Scalia
GM
Michele Bachmann
Goofy
S.Luggo: Sorry. Nazi Fugitive Antonin Scalia,
ForTheTurnstiles: yeah that’s right, get all Katie Couric on me. Actually Limbaugh might be a good term for some sort of cock block action.
Rush Limpballs wants Cuomo to fail.
How do they define pedophilia? If a 50 something like Limpbowel does the nasty with a 20 something chica in Dom. Rep., does that count?
Zhu Bajie
shortsshortsshorts: I thought it was an urban legend/running-gag too.
Atheist Nun: “Republican pedophile” is redundant. It’s much funnier if it’s just “How many Republicans does it…”
Someone needs to photoshop pedobear sneaking up on him…NOW!
El Pinche: You’re assuming that Gross-bo can spell “fail” without using a “ph”.
Isn’t NAMBLA an official caucus of the Republican Party? Patty McHenry is their spokesperson last I heard.
shortsshortsshorts: Ha! I got it. IT’S NOT FUNNY. MY LOST N’ FOUND IS BULGING WITH SHIT LIKE THAT. IT’S GOING TO GOODWILL NEXT WEEK, I SWEAR.
PsycGirl: Neocon Assholes Master Bating to Limbaugh Antics. I got a million of ‘em.
Pop Socket: Spitzer took on the federal government over enforcement of predatory lending laws. Not long after his editorial in the WaPo he was (targeted and?} arrested. Not saying his arrest isn’t his fault, but lots of people were making lots of money off this swindle and he tried to stop it. So maybe they stopped him. It ain’t 9/11 conspiracy-level crazy to consider it.
Lascauxcaveman: Well, we won’t have the #1 example of that smug sort of arrogance born of entitlement and wealth that seems to be Andy’s trademark. (He moved to #1 after #2 got caught with a “five diamond” hooker who looked like she learned the trade at the Manhattan entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel.)
gjdodger: Neutered Angry Males Bearing Limbaugh Accolades? Not snarky enough though.
If there’s a NAMBLA, does that mean there’s a SAMBLA?
Custerwolf: What do they show the kids to get them in the bathroom stalls?
Mr Blifil: I know at least a couple of people who feel like they were well and truly rogered by Merrill Lynch, but they aren’t little boys.