Meghan McCain Goes 'Full 2002' With Hilarious Diatribe Against Ann Coulter

Sooooo it seems that Meghan McCain, famous for being a young blonde person with the last name "McCain," is writing a regular Monday column for Tina Brown's online Ponzi scheme La Bête Noire , which is just great, because we've been lacking a hilarious Monday dump of pageview-whoring ever since Bill Kristol was fired from the New York Times . As with her other columns, today's output isextremely carefulto mention hundreds of times that Meghan is NOT LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS -- she is cool, and other Republicans could be cool too if they were more like her. The topic is that she still can't get laid,because her father in John McCain. No! It is that she *doesn't* like Ann Coulter, because her father is John McCain.

The column is titled "My Beef With Ann Coulter." You remember Ann Coulter, right? She says a lot of wacky things about "faggots" and killing all the Muslims in the name of Christianity, and this stuff used to offend people back in 2002 or whenever, and people would write all the time about how Ann Coulter is so controversial and extreme, and then around 2004 people stopped caring because meh, she's just some lady and 15% of the country will buy everything she writes, always, so whatever. GOOD FOR THEM. Ann Coulter's a savvy self-marketer, so good for her too.

Well, welcome to 2009, where Meghan McCain is getting paid to write this:

To make matters worse, certain individuals continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes about Republicans. Especially Republican women. Who do I feel is the biggest culprit? Ann Coulter. I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing all at the same time.

Yes, so does BILL O'REILLY. Congratulations Meghan, you're straight up not to the right of fucking Bill O'Reilly! And even us leftist communists aren'tsoevil that we think Ann Coulter speaks for the entire Republican party. Only about 40% of it... ANYWAY, can you quickly tell us what's the imaginary solution to this problem so we can go grab lunch?

Coulter could be the poster woman for the most extreme side of the Republican Party. And in some ways I could be the poster woman for the opposite. I consider myself a progressive Republican, but here is what I don’t get about Coulter: Is she for real or not? Are some of her statements just gimmicks to gain publicity for her books or does she actually believe the things she says?

Hmm, toughy, how about this: did the sun rise in the east this morning? Will it set in the west tonight? Is the sun for real?

But really, this is obviously Meghan's biggest Beef with Ann Coulter, and it has to do with her father, who btw is John McCain:

What was she thinking when she said Hillary Clinton was more conservative than my father during the last election?

OMG ANN COULTER IS A SOCIOPATH. Next?

 My Beef with Ann Coulter [Meghan McCain]