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Sooooo it seems that Meghan McCain, famous for being a young blonde person with the last name “McCain,” is writing a regular Monday column for Tina Brown’s online Ponzi scheme La Bête Noire, which is just great, because we’ve been lacking a hilarious Monday dump of pageview-whoring ever since Bill Kristol was fired from the New York Times. As with her other columns, today’s output is extremely careful to mention hundreds of times that Meghan is NOT LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS — she is cool, and other Republicans could be cool too if they were more like her. The topic is that she still can’t get laid, because her father in John McCain. No! It is that she *doesn’t* like Ann Coulter, because her father is John McCain.
The column is titled “My Beef With Ann Coulter.” You remember Ann Coulter, right? She says a lot of wacky things about “faggots” and killing all the Muslims in the name of Christianity, and this stuff used to offend people back in 2002 or whenever, and people would write all the time about how Ann Coulter is so controversial and extreme, and then around 2004 people stopped caring because meh, she’s just some lady and 15% of the country will buy everything she writes, always, so whatever. GOOD FOR THEM. Ann Coulter’s a savvy self-marketer, so good for her too.
Well, welcome to 2009, where Meghan McCain is getting paid to write this:
To make matters worse, certain individuals continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes about Republicans. Especially Republican women. Who do I feel is the biggest culprit? Ann Coulter. I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing all at the same time.
Yes, so does BILL O’REILLY. Congratulations Meghan, you’re straight up not to the right of fucking Bill O’Reilly! And even us leftist communists aren’t so evil that we think Ann Coulter speaks for the entire Republican party. Only about 40% of it… ANYWAY, can you quickly tell us what’s the imaginary solution to this problem so we can go grab lunch?
Coulter could be the poster woman for the most extreme side of the Republican Party. And in some ways I could be the poster woman for the opposite. I consider myself a progressive Republican, but here is what I don’t get about Coulter: Is she for real or not? Are some of her statements just gimmicks to gain publicity for her books or does she actually believe the things she says?
Hmm, toughy, how about this: did the sun rise in the east this morning? Will it set in the west tonight? Is the sun for real?
But really, this is obviously Meghan’s biggest Beef with Ann Coulter, and it has to do with her father, who btw is John McCain:
What was she thinking when she said Hillary Clinton was more conservative than my father during the last election?
OMG ANN COULTER IS A SOCIOPATH. Next?
My Beef with Ann Coulter [Meghan McCain]
Meghan is a shoo-in for 2024.
Mann Coulter has a beef for Megan. Between her legs.
Meghan’s “cool” in the same way Jermaine and Brett were “cool” last night on “FOTC”: totally dependent on external connections.
And I’ve got a beef with (for) Meghan McCain…
“poster woman”? Yes please.
Megan says Coulter “confuses” her. Does this mean she’s a lesbian?
La Bête Noire???
Thats a foreign language, like French or some other Commie, America hating terrorist axis of evil place.
She needs to spend the summer at a”Jesus loves America, ONLY America” camp.
I hope Budweiser can afford it.
Blondes.
Meghan left out Ann Coulter’s unsuccessful efforts to conquer Castle Grayskull in the 1980’s.
I consider myself a progressive Republican
Really? How progressive? Megan, how about a picture of you topless? That would be progressive.
Aha! This is just part of that crafty Michael Steele’s plan to launch an “off-the-hook” public relations strategy to apply time-tested Republican principles held by old white people dining at exclusive country clubs to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.” Genius!
Today, dumpy white chicks who can’t get laid. Tomorrow, one-armed midgets!
Such Wisdomy Nuggets!
“You know you’re big when Katy Perry wears a dress with your face on it to host the MTV Europe Music Awards.”
- & -
“But being a Republican is about as edgy as Donny Osmond.”
How do you find that nice vanilla flavored controversy? Attack Ann Coulter.
I think Coulter’s endorsement of Hillary was some kind of vagina thing. Probably because Coulter is secretly a “faggot” too. Good for her.
PS: Andrew “Drudge” Breitbart went to a real Hollywood awards ceremony! Reagan, Reagan, murfle, burp, military, Reagan.
That’s an urban-surburban hip-hop setting that we can all get behind.
What, no Limbaugh-loathing?
BillyClubb:
Eye, eye. I heartily concur. After all, we’ve already seen her mom’s tits.
And so, the torch was passed. Another another wealthy, connected scion was handed a media platform by the powers that be, and she did give forth her banal chatterings cast in mediocre prose. And the people did rejoiced, for lo, the status quo did live on for another generation. Huzzah!
Dear Meghan McCain,
This is getting out of hand hunny. Please cease your existence…now. I do not care for your chubby physique and I definately do not care about your valueless ramblings on the interweb. You’re comments about that other blonde media whore are eerily reminescent of my feelings towards you:
“I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity.”
I get it, attacking Coulter is almost as hip as attacking Rush, just off a tad…just like daddy.
But what does MoDo have to say about this feud?
BillyClubb: Bump
Cat fight please.
shanemacgowan: WIN!
Dear “Cindy McCain,” or whatever your name is:
You’re not my real mommy. Vicki Eiseman is my real mommy. She is so pretty.
Meghan
Yes, it’s very sad that a Republican going after Anne Coulter is seen as some act of bravery. Big fucking deal, even Elisabeth from the View dumped on Anne Coulter recently. Sorry Megs, that does not make you cutting edge. Get back to me when she at least goes after Hannity or something. Does she get paid for these Daily Beast dribblings? Please make her work for it. Plus, why is baby Meghan hugging Wes Clark in that picture?
I’m pretty sure The Boondocks portrayal of Ann Coulter is the only real version in existence.
My favorite Ann Coulter movie is the one where she tries to get all those spotty puppies made into fur coats!
Coulter could be the poster woman for the most extreme side of the Republican Party.
The outside?
mdotsota: I secretly hope it’s true.
Dear Meghan:
If I agree to fuck you, will you shut the fuck up?
Because I would consider it, especially if one of us covered their face with a bag. (hint: you)
Just let me know so I can buy the tequila and viagra.
Thanks,
Atlas
Fuck, all we do is mention Coulter and she shows up in an ad! make it go away Wonkette!!!!11
@WadIsay
WOW. That’s a winner.
Hot girl on girl action…
I would actually consider watching Ann Coulter fuck Meghan.
So basically, Meghan McCain is writing politically safe drivel for Tina Brown’s Aluminum Kritter because she’s Walnuts’ daughter. Good for her. And she’s trying to get laid by David Frum, also.
If you could have Michelle Malkin “blow” bubbles during the cat fight, I’d spring for the pay-per-view. Beer pong will never be the same.
Hey, Meghan, you want to know how to attract the attention of lots of studly, virile, conservative men? Attack Rush Limbaugh. They’ll be calling you at all hours of the day.
What, pray tell, is there not to “get” about Ann Coulter? If she were any more transparent, she’d be mercifully invisible.
President Beeblebrox: I suspect this is *exactly* what this is. I also suspect Meghan McCain is about as “urban-suburban hip-hop” as this party is ever going to get, short of springing for Coolio’s bail.
Meh. Let’s see her criticize Rush Limbaugh and NOT retract the statement two days later.
Where can I get a Meghan McCain poster?
Looks like Lexington Steele has been briefing Meghan on being a “cool” Republican - “Beef”? “Straight up”? Where else could she have learned all this hip hop slang, henngh? Unless Cindy’s moved on from the 80’s rocker and is shacking up with Coolio…
Megan/Malia 2030!!!
All this after claiming that you didn’t really want to date liberals and therefore couldn’t find anyone to date.
Yeah, you’re totally not hungering for sweet sweet progressive meat that would anger daddy and get your allowance revoked.
“But really, this is obviously Meghan’s biggest Beef with Ann Coulter, and it has to do with her father, who btw is John McCain:
What was she thinking when she said Hillary Clinton was more conservative than my father during the last election?”
Hahahah, “and why didn’t Dita von Teese vote for my daddy?!”
“I have been a Republican for less than a year.”
Becoming a Republican is like getting Syphilis: it’s curable in the early stages.
sezme: Please, don’t put “laid” and “David Frum” together in a sentence again.
shanemacgowan: I bow before your superior powers. How I wish I’d said that. I know I’ve thought it.
Still, my all-time favorite on-line commentary regarding Ann Coulter is at: http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/?zx=3a4a2023e6acf723
gjdodger: Unfortunately, most of those studly virile men will be poor. But that’s OK — you can afford your very own Stanley Kowalski to smack you around.
“progressive Republican”
EPIC LULZ!
Man, I would love to do a threesome with Meghan McCain and Ann Coulter!!!!
Now, that would be hot.
She is the poster woman for nominating herself as poster woman of shit.
A Fine National Imbalance: And it results in uncontrollable madness in the later stages. Also.
Why can’t she go to grad school or volunteer in South America or teach English in Japan like normal young adults without direction?
Can we rename this post to “…In which Meghan McCain explains this “Ann Coulter” woman to the Democrats.”
Coulter could be the poster woman for the most extreme side of the Republican Party. And in some ways I could be the poster woman for the opposite.
Hee. It’s cute because she thinks she has a meaningful place in the Republican Party.
Anonymous Office Zombie: Sounds like we need a “holy hand grenade!”
thefrontpage: Umm…You are aware that “Ann” is a actually tranny, aren’t you? Just askin!
Is this really her only job?
The subsequent comment thread is much better than the actual article?
I could be the poster woman for the opposite.
I could be a poster…why come I dont has a poster? Daddy! Daddy! I want a poster!
Look out ‘publicans…Megan McCain is totally gonna pout ’til you make her a poster.
A Fine National Imbalance: How long until she realizes that she doesn’t actually agree with any of the Republican party platforms, and leaves the party in a showy drama-filled way?
Meghan: I’d hit it. Annie the Tranny: not so much.
I think Meghan should consider marrying Joe the Plumber. There wouldn’t be any political arguments at family holidays, and the two of them are so obviously on the same level–mentally.
oh god…i think i liked her for a second…
Meghan, ask your Mom about the perfect word to describe Coulter. It’s something your Daddy calls her every night before she drifts off into a hazy pharmaceutical slumber.
thefrontpage: I would agree if you start by sending Ann out for a good bottle of wine and some reefer and make sure you’re done with Meghan before she gets back.
Meghan’s stale-dated loathing for Coulter only serves to draw yet more attention to a pathetic washed-up attention-whore who probably broke her own fucking jaw a while ago just to get her equine mug back in the spotlight for a day. Some one cook her up a big hot bowl of Campbell’s Chunky STFU Soup, please.
Meghan ISN’T like other Republicans - She isn’t getting any action from young buff guys.
Why is baby Meghan McCain hugging Bob Barker in that picture? Bring back sexy Meghan on the hotel whore-bed picture plz.
I totally agree, Megs. I don’t get that dude either.
This is just a Cornell-Columbia catfight. Let’s have it battled out in the only true Ivy League way - an ice rink with no protective gear.