METRO SECTION Okay: Which One Of You Got A Deer High, For Laughs?
A deer, which was being chased by a pack of dogs, which was being chased by Sarah Palin and a fleet of helicopters, which was being chased by that same deer, smashed into the window of a Greek restaurant in Silver Spring and then went to hide out in the bakery of a Giant. [WTOP]
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Oh, just, by the way: If you choose to send your kid to a DC public school, this is the same thing as singing them up for a gang, or so says South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint. [DCist]
A racetrack’s American Dream of installing slot machines is being thwarted by its own bankruptcy! This recession has a face, and it’s that of a street hobo who is unable to spend his last quarter at a racetrack slot machine. [DC Examiner]
Ha ha, a children’s school bus driver offered her passengers $20 to whoever could hit some shout-y kid with the most snowballs. This was an abuse of power, apparently! [Washington Post]
The Washington Post is just some sort of tragic facsimile of the Internet that doesn’t actually contain any news. [Fishbowl DC]
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Oh that wasn’t a deer, that was just Michael Steele, in his furry suit.
I didn’t know the deer was a n00bie. He said he was cool.
Ugggh, what a downer, a euthanization ending. Sorry I followed the link.
Sorry about that….