Watch out America, because Eliot Spitzer is buying LAND, LAND we tell you! LAND! In Washington D.C., right near where he banged the gal that time in the hotel thing.
His first big real estate purchase — this is his new thing, “real estate,” a former American industry (right word?) that died in 2007 or so — was a $180 million glass-windowed fucktower at 1615 L St. NW, a block or so away from the Mayflower hotel, where he had sex with Kristen Dupre or whatever. Next he will buy your home, which… well that’s really great! It’s hard to sell property these days.
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misty watercolor memories…..
What’s a “Set Palace”?
I feel a fondness for the places I’ve spawned as well.
He’s a civilian now. He can bag all the four diamond hookers he wants.
Land is the only thing that lasts. Not even whore diamonds are forever.
“a $180 million glass-windowed fucktower”
Spitzer just bought DC’s most expensive brothel…Oh wait, that’s the Capitol!
Shouldn’t he be buying land in Nevada? Say, right outside of Clark County?
No doubt he plans to set up a free college. For hookers.
Spitzer is probably planning D.C.’s first hooker ranch.
He could have saved a ton of dough and sublet Christopher Hitchens’ bathroom. Andrew Sullivan knows the way in.
I’m sure he’s banged hookers in every building along that strip.
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo love baby, that’s where it’s at!
How soon before the Mrs. Spitzer owns that building? And his balls also.
I need a get palace
In this rapidly declining economy, with the “buxom & slutty” demographic facing hard times and even harder cocks, what moment could be more propitious than right now to finally LEGALIZE, REGULATE AND TAX prostitution? Think of the warm, salty gush of revenues streaming into the government’s dry and neglected coffers? And who better to guide this lucrative, throbbing prospect through the taut, slippery canals of law into toe-curling, pillow-biting fruition than one of America’s top litigious— and lascivious— minds, Eliot Spitzer, the first Jon-in-Chief, the Whore Czar, the Dean of Dames, the Sultan of Sluts, the Tsar of Tush, the Poobah of Punani!!
The time is now, Mr. President “O”: it’s a tough job, full of delicate decisions and sensitive issues, with many grim realities that a lesser man might find hard to swallow. But no, not Eliot. If we know one thing about Eliot, it’s that Spitzer swallows.
[re=259807]BillyClubb[/re]: Filthy Cock Jackal Town has a nice ring to it.
At least he’ll know his way around the ‘hood. And where all the good coffee shops, free wi-fi, and restaurants are. And, also, five-diamond hookers.
damn..how many married men do i have to sleep with to get that kind of cheddah???
Also, In fact, I am in Dupont Cir right now–I should trot over and check it out. “Oh, hel-LO Mr. Spitzer, fancy seeing you here…”
He wants to be the Donald Trump of DC. Fortunately or unfortunately, this requires lady friends with “tits out to here.”
I love the fact that The Mayflower has an ad on this very page as I type. . .
your WalnutsThePlumber works in spitzer’s new palace. i’ll be on the lookout for any shenanigans.
[re=259843]Cold War Unicorns[/re]: Win! my man, Win!~
“fucktower”
Not sure how I will use that neologism but I will be the envy of the Asian Movie Fanboy bloggers when I do.
Another public service from Wonkette!
[re=259843]Cold War Unicorns[/re]: A literary classic. Congratulations, my friend.
“…where the carpet’s filthy, but the ice is free.”
Fol Chen
how many whore diamonds is he spending?
Oh Holy Jesus I miss Spitzer. Sure he fucked a prostitute, but at least he wasn’t David Patterson.
Will he be hiring new door/desk person?
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