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March 6, 2009

Devastating Loss For Birthers Is Secretly A Major Win For Birthers

by Jim Newell  

Looks like the federal court system and the Associated Press and really everyone else is an O-bot! “WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court’s time and suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer.” America will suffer, today. [AP]

{ 54 comments }

chascates March 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

They’re all in the tank.

loquaciousmusic March 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

I just read this douchebag’s article and the comments below it and was all sad because Republicans have a boner, for England. Then I read this and was all happy because of Republican’s boners, in the sense of “dumb-ass things that they say and do all the time and in every conceivable situation.” Thanks, Jim!

qwerty42 March 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm

how can this be? all those emails that I rec’d can’t be wrong. clearly this is a plot and treason is at the root of it.

Crab1 March 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm

This is just another case of activist judges stone cold legislatin’ (and hatin’) from their ivory benches.

magic titty March 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Go Kenyans, it’s ya birthday!

ManchuCandidate March 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Nice try judge, but I think the Preznit’s lawrats doesn’t want to be paid in Cheetos, Bud Cans and Crystal Meth.

qwerty42 March 6, 2009 at 2:49 pm

“… Robertson ordered plaintiff’s attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colo., to show why he hasn’t violated court rules barring frivolous and harassing cases and shouldn’t have to pay Obama’s attorney, Bob Bauer, for his time arguing that the case should be thrown out.”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(whew)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Texan Bulldoggette March 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=259742]qwerty42[/re]: My thoughts exactly.

Double Scorpion March 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm

“an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else”. Wait there are any arguments on the internet that are taken seriously? Is the Supreme Court finally going to decide who would win in a fight, the Hulk or Neo?

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Who will think of the children?

DangerousLiberal March 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha *snort* ha ha ha ha ah

Pwnd, you dumbasses. Ha ha, &c.

teh_heysoos March 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Clinton Appointee–I’m suspicious.

SayItWithWookies March 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm

I can’t wait for these wingnuts to start comparing themselves to Galileo and Joan of Arc — ’cause they’re all truth-seekers who are repressed by the authorities. Maybe one of ‘em’ll even get the stigmata.

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm

And by “threw out,” this wasn’t just a figure of speech; he actually dumped the contents of the plaintiff’s attorney’s briefcase out of the third story window.

[re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]:

Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.

Henchman 24: Allegedly.

Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.

Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.

The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden!

Hooray For Anything March 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Somewhere out there is a right-wing Oliver Stone ready to turn this into a three hour movie

Human-Animal Hybrid March 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm

“In an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else…”

That kind of sums up the Republican Party too.

ManchuCandidate March 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm

[re=259761]norbizness[/re]:
Go Team Venture!!!

mdotsota March 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm

*plays Price Is Right losing horn for RILLAMURKINS*

shanemacgowan March 6, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: Thank you.

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=259770]mdotsota[/re]: http://tpirfailure.ytmnd.com/

miss_emish March 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm

[re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: they’ll also be weight in on sharks vs. bears

chascates March 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Meanwhile the Socialist taint brigade marches on:
http://www2.nationalreview.com/nrd/images/covers/20090323.gif

Advocatus_Diaboli March 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Yes! Finally Rule 11 sanctions against the Regent Law School grads bringing these types of cases.

miss_emish March 6, 2009 at 3:20 pm

[re=259778]miss_emish[/re]: weighing. dumb. typing so hard.

Hooray For Anything March 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=259779]chascates[/re]: I kinda wish this whole socialism thing was a little closer to the truth if only because there’s a lot of people who deserve to be exiled to Siberia

TGY March 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Thegreatbacon March 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm

This reminds me of the one good scene from “Billy Madison,” when Adam Sandler gives his speech on the influence of the industrial revolution on literature and chooses a random children’s book metaphor. The moderator responds with: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” This is what I imagine the judge ACTUALLY said to the prosecuting attorney.

HughJennicks March 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Conservative investigative journo, Al Ritter, who searches for the dark and seamy underbelly of truth where the sun don’t shine, alleges that Snopes.com and Fact Check.com are “left-leaning”. All REAL Contemporary Conservatives know that evidence and facts have an inherent liberal bias…

http://tinyurl.com/d8gz47

cal March 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: See Supreme Court decision in Hulk v. Neo, coming soon.

Come here a minute March 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Why are you posting this with the same old picture of one of the best campaign signs of 2008 campaign? Get a brain, moran!

Cold War Unicorns March 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm

In other news, former Presidential candidate and Tutankhamen impersonator John McCain was born IN FUCKING PANAMA and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE!! If this half-breed Isthmusian fraud is allowed to remain in the senate, it’s only a matter of time before WE’RE ALL WEARING STRAW HATS!!!

Godot March 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm

I was all confused by this headline, because I had confused “birthers” with “breeders”.

BklynIlluminati March 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Ok would anyone have said a peep if the judge picked up his gavel flung it at the Plaintiff’s attorney and then proceed to jump up and drag him into the bathroom and gave him a swirlie?

gjdodger March 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

We’ve stumbled on a way to balance the budget!
1) Hopey gets a list of people who, say, bought Joe the Plumber’s book.
2) Calls them in a disguised voice, says he has proof Obama was born in Kenya.
3) They sue.
4) They have to pay the government’s lawyers.
5) Profit!!

Monsieur Grumpe March 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Is it too late for the Chewbacca defense?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/

Accordion-o-rama March 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm

1 down, 8999 to go …

totoro March 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

[re=259784]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: And disbarrment proceedings need to get started too. I don’t think a complaint to the state bar would require more than stapling the pleading in this case to the ruling and a stamp.

Cold War Unicorns March 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

In other news, Rush Limbaugh was born on the planet Tatooine to proud parents Jabba & Linda the Hutt.

Bearbloke March 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=259761]norbizness[/re]: Ahh yes, Henchmen 21 & 24 – salt of the retarded fan-boy Earth, I tell ya’….

jagorev March 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer

Now that’s redistribution of wealth I can believe in.

June Cleaver 2.0 March 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Nixon started this with “the silent majority.” Now they’re a litle concentrated knot of “stark raving mad.”

Bearbloke March 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Lionel Hutz Esq. March 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: What a stupid question. Of course Hulk wins.

[re=259778]miss_emish[/re]: What about Sharks vs. Ditka?

TeddyS March 6, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Big surprise. A judge in Washington rules in favor of your lefty President, because if he didn’t he would be disappeared. We all know about your socialist President being borned in Iran and North Korea, no matter what your alleged law people say.

I served on a Swift Boat in Iraq with Vince Foster before he was murdered by Hillary, who got away with it.

And I am spending a lot of time in the prison library writing my appeal because another Dumbocrat Party judge is trying to keep me quiet about the so-called Kennedy “assassination” and the “moon landings.” Please contribute to my Truthy Campaign, and if you are a young boy, send a photo.

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

[re=259897]TeddyS[/re]: It is such a privilege to have Glen Beck post here. Good luck with your show tonight!

The Gordo March 6, 2009 at 5:50 pm

[re=259761]norbizness[/re]: Venture Bros. FTW!!!!!!

dano March 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Why is it that people who’s critical thinking skills are so damaged that they think that someday we’ll find Noah’s Ark intact atop a Turkish mountain can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that Obama is indeed a U.S. citizen?

Atheist Nun March 6, 2009 at 6:28 pm

This is bad news for my lawsuit implicating 75 Senators as reptilian Lizard People.

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=259905]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: That’s gotta be a fake, there’s no Hitlery KKKlintoon reference.

WagTehGod March 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm

This is great news …. FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!

Mr Blifil March 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Fonts…fonts…FONTS!! Did they even bother to look at the FONTS?

Robinet March 7, 2009 at 12:27 am

The full comments from Judge Robertson are a thing of beauty. You can see them here.

zhubajie March 7, 2009 at 4:51 am

[re=259762]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Texe Marrs or Alex Jones will market it on their websites!

Zhu Bajie

Captain Swing March 9, 2009 at 6:16 am

[re=260190]Robinet[/re]: Rarely do you see a bunch of halfwit shite stirrers told so dryly, politely and eloquently to go suck eggs.

Well played indeed, Judge Robertson.

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