Looks like the federal court system and the Associated Press and really everyone else is an O-bot! “WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court’s time and suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer.” America will suffer, today. [AP]

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  • chascates

    They’re all in the tank.

  • loquaciousmusic

    I just read this douchebag’s article and the comments below it and was all sad because Republicans have a boner, for England. Then I read this and was all happy because of Republican’s boners, in the sense of “dumb-ass things that they say and do all the time and in every conceivable situation.” Thanks, Jim!

  • qwerty42

    how can this be? all those emails that I rec’d can’t be wrong. clearly this is a plot and treason is at the root of it.

  • Crab1

    This is just another case of activist judges stone cold legislatin’ (and hatin’) from their ivory benches.

  • magic titty

    Go Kenyans, it’s ya birthday!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Nice try judge, but I think the Preznit’s lawrats doesn’t want to be paid in Cheetos, Bud Cans and Crystal Meth.

  • qwerty42

    “… Robertson ordered plaintiff’s attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colo., to show why he hasn’t violated court rules barring frivolous and harassing cases and shouldn’t have to pay Obama’s attorney, Bob Bauer, for his time arguing that the case should be thrown out.”

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=259742]qwerty42[/re]: My thoughts exactly.

  • Double Scorpion

    “an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else”. Wait there are any arguments on the internet that are taken seriously? Is the Supreme Court finally going to decide who would win in a fight, the Hulk or Neo?

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Who will think of the children?

  • DangerousLiberal

    Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha *snort* ha ha ha ha ah

    Pwnd, you dumbasses. Ha ha, &c.

  • teh_heysoos

    Clinton Appointee–I’m suspicious.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I can’t wait for these wingnuts to start comparing themselves to Galileo and Joan of Arc — ’cause they’re all truth-seekers who are repressed by the authorities. Maybe one of ’em’ll even get the stigmata.

  • norbizness

    And by “threw out,” this wasn’t just a figure of speech; he actually dumped the contents of the plaintiff’s attorney’s briefcase out of the third story window.

    [re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]:

    Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.

    Henchman 24: Allegedly.

    Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.

    Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.

    The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden!

  • Hooray For Anything

    Somewhere out there is a right-wing Oliver Stone ready to turn this into a three hour movie

  • Human-Animal Hybrid

    “In an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else…”

    That kind of sums up the Republican Party too.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Go Team Venture!!!

  • mdotsota

    *plays Price Is Right losing horn for RILLAMURKINS*

  • shanemacgowan

    [re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: Thank you.

  • norbizness


  • miss_emish

    [re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: they’ll also be weight in on sharks vs. bears

  • chascates

    Meanwhile the Socialist taint brigade marches on:

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    Yes! Finally Rule 11 sanctions against the Regent Law School grads bringing these types of cases.

  • miss_emish

    [re=259778]miss_emish[/re]: weighing. dumb. typing so hard.

  • Hooray For Anything

    [re=259779]chascates[/re]: I kinda wish this whole socialism thing was a little closer to the truth if only because there’s a lot of people who deserve to be exiled to Siberia

  • TGY


  • Thegreatbacon

    This reminds me of the one good scene from “Billy Madison,” when Adam Sandler gives his speech on the influence of the industrial revolution on literature and chooses a random children’s book metaphor. The moderator responds with: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” This is what I imagine the judge ACTUALLY said to the prosecuting attorney.

  • HughJennicks

    Conservative investigative journo, Al Ritter, who searches for the dark and seamy underbelly of truth where the sun don’t shine, alleges that and Fact are “left-leaning”. All REAL Contemporary Conservatives know that evidence and facts have an inherent liberal bias…

  • cal

    [re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: See Supreme Court decision in Hulk v. Neo, coming soon.

  • Come here a minute

    Why are you posting this with the same old picture of one of the best campaign signs of 2008 campaign? Get a brain, moran!

  • Cold War Unicorns

    In other news, former Presidential candidate and Tutankhamen impersonator John McCain was born IN FUCKING PANAMA and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE!! If this half-breed Isthmusian fraud is allowed to remain in the senate, it’s only a matter of time before WE’RE ALL WEARING STRAW HATS!!!

  • Godot

    I was all confused by this headline, because I had confused “birthers” with “breeders”.

  • BklynIlluminati

    Ok would anyone have said a peep if the judge picked up his gavel flung it at the Plaintiff’s attorney and then proceed to jump up and drag him into the bathroom and gave him a swirlie?

  • gjdodger

    We’ve stumbled on a way to balance the budget!
    1) Hopey gets a list of people who, say, bought Joe the Plumber’s book.
    2) Calls them in a disguised voice, says he has proof Obama was born in Kenya.
    3) They sue.
    4) They have to pay the government’s lawyers.
    5) Profit!!

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Is it too late for the Chewbacca defense?

  • Accordion-o-rama

    1 down, 8999 to go …

  • totoro

    [re=259784]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: And disbarrment proceedings need to get started too. I don’t think a complaint to the state bar would require more than stapling the pleading in this case to the ruling and a stamp.

  • Cold War Unicorns

    In other news, Rush Limbaugh was born on the planet Tatooine to proud parents Jabba & Linda the Hutt.

  • Bearbloke

    [re=259761]norbizness[/re]: Ahh yes, Henchmen 21 & 24 – salt of the retarded fan-boy Earth, I tell ya’….

  • jagorev

    suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer

    Now that’s redistribution of wealth I can believe in.

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    Nixon started this with “the silent majority.” Now they’re a litle concentrated knot of “stark raving mad.”

  • Bearbloke
  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=259747]Double Scorpion[/re]: What a stupid question. Of course Hulk wins.

    [re=259778]miss_emish[/re]: What about Sharks vs. Ditka?

  • TeddyS

    Big surprise. A judge in Washington rules in favor of your lefty President, because if he didn’t he would be disappeared. We all know about your socialist President being borned in Iran and North Korea, no matter what your alleged law people say.

    I served on a Swift Boat in Iraq with Vince Foster before he was murdered by Hillary, who got away with it.

    And I am spending a lot of time in the prison library writing my appeal because another Dumbocrat Party judge is trying to keep me quiet about the so-called Kennedy “assassination” and the “moon landings.” Please contribute to my Truthy Campaign, and if you are a young boy, send a photo.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=259897]TeddyS[/re]: It is such a privilege to have Glen Beck post here. Good luck with your show tonight!

  • The Gordo

    [re=259761]norbizness[/re]: Venture Bros. FTW!!!!!!

  • dano

    Why is it that people who’s critical thinking skills are so damaged that they think that someday we’ll find Noah’s Ark intact atop a Turkish mountain can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that Obama is indeed a U.S. citizen?

  • Atheist Nun

    This is bad news for my lawsuit implicating 75 Senators as reptilian Lizard People.

  • norbizness

    [re=259905]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: That’s gotta be a fake, there’s no Hitlery KKKlintoon reference.

  • WagTehGod

    This is great news …. FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!

  • Mr Blifil

    Fonts…fonts…FONTS!! Did they even bother to look at the FONTS?

  • Robinet

    The full comments from Judge Robertson are a thing of beauty. You can see them here.

  • zhubajie

    [re=259762]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Texe Marrs or Alex Jones will market it on their websites!

    Zhu Bajie

  • Captain Swing

    [re=260190]Robinet[/re]: Rarely do you see a bunch of halfwit shite stirrers told so dryly, politely and eloquently to go suck eggs.

    Well played indeed, Judge Robertson.

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