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Looks like the federal court system and the Associated Press and really everyone else is an O-bot! “WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court’s time and suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer.” America will suffer, today. [AP]
They’re all in the tank.
I just read this douchebag’s article and the comments below it and was all sad because Republicans have a boner, for England. Then I read this and was all happy because of Republican’s boners, in the sense of “dumb-ass things that they say and do all the time and in every conceivable situation.” Thanks, Jim!
how can this be? all those emails that I rec’d can’t be wrong. clearly this is a plot and treason is at the root of it.
This is just another case of activist judges stone cold legislatin’ (and hatin’) from their ivory benches.
Go Kenyans, it’s ya birthday!
Nice try judge, but I think the Preznit’s lawrats doesn’t want to be paid in Cheetos, Bud Cans and Crystal Meth.
“… Robertson ordered plaintiff’s attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colo., to show why he hasn’t violated court rules barring frivolous and harassing cases and shouldn’t have to pay Obama’s attorney, Bob Bauer, for his time arguing that the case should be thrown out.”
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(whew)
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qwerty42: My thoughts exactly.
“an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else”. Wait there are any arguments on the internet that are taken seriously? Is the Supreme Court finally going to decide who would win in a fight, the Hulk or Neo?
Who will think of the children?
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha *snort* ha ha ha ha ah
Pwnd, you dumbasses. Ha ha, &c.
Clinton Appointee–I’m suspicious.
I can’t wait for these wingnuts to start comparing themselves to Galileo and Joan of Arc — ’cause they’re all truth-seekers who are repressed by the authorities. Maybe one of ‘em’ll even get the stigmata.
And by “threw out,” this wasn’t just a figure of speech; he actually dumped the contents of the plaintiff’s attorney’s briefcase out of the third story window.
Double Scorpion:
Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
Henchman 24: Allegedly.
Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden!
Somewhere out there is a right-wing Oliver Stone ready to turn this into a three hour movie
“In an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else…”
That kind of sums up the Republican Party too.
norbizness:
Go Team Venture!!!
*plays Price Is Right losing horn for RILLAMURKINS*
Double Scorpion: Thank you.
mdotsota: http://tpirfailure.ytmnd.com/
Double Scorpion: they’ll also be weight in on sharks vs. bears
Meanwhile the Socialist taint brigade marches on:
http://www2.nationalreview.com/nrd/images/covers/20090323.gif
Yes! Finally Rule 11 sanctions against the Regent Law School grads bringing these types of cases.
miss_emish: weighing. dumb. typing so hard.
chascates: I kinda wish this whole socialism thing was a little closer to the truth if only because there’s a lot of people who deserve to be exiled to Siberia
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
This reminds me of the one good scene from “Billy Madison,” when Adam Sandler gives his speech on the influence of the industrial revolution on literature and chooses a random children’s book metaphor. The moderator responds with: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” This is what I imagine the judge ACTUALLY said to the prosecuting attorney.
Conservative investigative journo, Al Ritter, who searches for the dark and seamy underbelly of truth where the sun don’t shine, alleges that Snopes.com and Fact Check.com are “left-leaning”. All REAL Contemporary Conservatives know that evidence and facts have an inherent liberal bias…
http://tinyurl.com/d8gz47
Double Scorpion: See Supreme Court decision in Hulk v. Neo, coming soon.
Why are you posting this with the same old picture of one of the best campaign signs of 2008 campaign? Get a brain, moran!
In other news, former Presidential candidate and Tutankhamen impersonator John McCain was born IN FUCKING PANAMA and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE!! If this half-breed Isthmusian fraud is allowed to remain in the senate, it’s only a matter of time before WE’RE ALL WEARING STRAW HATS!!!
I was all confused by this headline, because I had confused “birthers” with “breeders”.
Ok would anyone have said a peep if the judge picked up his gavel flung it at the Plaintiff’s attorney and then proceed to jump up and drag him into the bathroom and gave him a swirlie?
We’ve stumbled on a way to balance the budget!
1) Hopey gets a list of people who, say, bought Joe the Plumber’s book.
2) Calls them in a disguised voice, says he has proof Obama was born in Kenya.
3) They sue.
4) They have to pay the government’s lawyers.
5) Profit!!
Is it too late for the Chewbacca defense?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/
1 down, 8999 to go …
Advocatus_Diaboli: And disbarrment proceedings need to get started too. I don’t think a complaint to the state bar would require more than stapling the pleading in this case to the ruling and a stamp.
In other news, Rush Limbaugh was born on the planet Tatooine to proud parents Jabba & Linda the Hutt.
norbizness: Ahh yes, Henchmen 21 & 24 - salt of the retarded fan-boy Earth, I tell ya’….
suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer
Now that’s redistribution of wealth I can believe in.
Nixon started this with “the silent majority.” Now they’re a litle concentrated knot of “stark raving mad.”
Bearbloke: Also.
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951bc80ed4011c05aa122e0282
Double Scorpion: What a stupid question. Of course Hulk wins.
miss_emish: What about Sharks vs. Ditka?
Big surprise. A judge in Washington rules in favor of your lefty President, because if he didn’t he would be disappeared. We all know about your socialist President being borned in Iran and North Korea, no matter what your alleged law people say.
I served on a Swift Boat in Iraq with Vince Foster before he was murdered by Hillary, who got away with it.
And I am spending a lot of time in the prison library writing my appeal because another Dumbocrat Party judge is trying to keep me quiet about the so-called Kennedy “assassination” and the “moon landings.” Please contribute to my Truthy Campaign, and if you are a young boy, send a photo.
TeddyS: It is such a privilege to have Glen Beck post here. Good luck with your show tonight!
norbizness: Venture Bros. FTW!!!!!!
Why is it that people who’s critical thinking skills are so damaged that they think that someday we’ll find Noah’s Ark intact atop a Turkish mountain can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that Obama is indeed a U.S. citizen?
This is bad news for my lawsuit implicating 75 Senators as reptilian Lizard People.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: That’s gotta be a fake, there’s no Hitlery KKKlintoon reference.
This is great news …. FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!
Fonts…fonts…FONTS!! Did they even bother to look at the FONTS?
The full comments from Judge Robertson are a thing of beauty. You can see them here.
Hooray For Anything: Texe Marrs or Alex Jones will market it on their websites!
Zhu Bajie
Robinet: Rarely do you see a bunch of halfwit shite stirrers told so dryly, politely and eloquently to go suck eggs.
Well played indeed, Judge Robertson.