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‘Well I’m Mike Steele, Anotha Black Politician’


There is only about 3% difference between this comedy video and actual GOP reality. [LandlineTV]


2:45 PM on Fri March 6 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. In like..Steele? Flint? Whatevs.

  2. Bearbloke says at 2:54 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Isn’t this the same group of Black people who where CONSTANTLY on-camera at the GOP Convention?

  3. norbizness says at 2:58 pm, March 6th, 2009

    How did they get The Native Tongues Posse to reunite like that? And where’s Busta Rhymes?

  4. seriesoftubescleaner says at 2:58 pm, March 6th, 2009

    BALLIN!

  5. Scarab says at 2:59 pm, March 6th, 2009

    “I’m David Duke and I approved this ad.”

  6. V572625694 says at 3:00 pm, March 6th, 2009

    “Michael Steele” lacked the porn-stache. But otherwise: excellent.

  7. Gopherit says at 3:02 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Mike Steele….cold kickin’ it for life wurd.

  8. President Beeblebrox says at 3:02 pm, March 6th, 2009

    The win is epic!

    All the Steele actor needed was puffy laces on his Adidas and a big gold rope - he would have been very flyyy for 1984.

  9. semiserious says at 3:06 pm, March 6th, 2009

    “picking up hones with my homie Charlie Crist?”

    Like we’re supposed to believe anyone in the Republican party is hanging out with Charlie Crist at the moment, and *gay joke*.

  10. norbizness says at 3:07 pm, March 6th, 2009

    The video’s right about one thing; any uncomfortable silence can quickly be broken up by busting out a basketball. He’s not ballin’, or shot-callin’, he’ll take you back to the days of yes-y’allin’!

  11. Carson says at 3:08 pm, March 6th, 2009

    MC Rove sez this is dope.

  12. snideinplainsight says at 3:15 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Where’s the lil’ peein’ doggie?

  13. freakishlystrong says at 3:18 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Jesus. i watched it with the sound off and it still shizzeled my dizzle!

  14. Sassette says at 3:21 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Oh, DIP!

  15. Country Club Jihadi says at 3:21 pm, March 6th, 2009

    No wonder Rush has got a lock on his jock like a pit bull.

  16. Hooray For Anything says at 3:22 pm, March 6th, 2009

    All I can add to this is word to your mother.

  17. Sussemilch says at 3:26 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Wtf is with that “do you regret voting for Obama” ad? Get that shit outta here.

  18. Hedley Lamar says at 3:26 pm, March 6th, 2009

    I think Mitt Romney should get some grillz.

  19. groove says at 3:35 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Oh dip, son, that shit is straight up BALLin’!

  20. 2druk2phluq says at 3:36 pm, March 6th, 2009

    “What a brother gotta do to get some white pussy up in this bitch? I’m the head of the RNC, bitches. Get me some ho’s right now.

    “What’s that? The only ho you could find was Cokie Roberts? That’s a’ight. Bend over, Cokie, cuz I’m about to pokey. I’m gonna show you why they call me Mr. Steele.”

  21. Cold War Unicorns says at 3:39 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Sad they think they need Mike Steele to reach out to the black man. I mean, Bob Allan has been reaching out to— and around— the black man for years!!

  22. Moderator of Republican focus group: “So did we achieve our stated objective of communicating our message to the urban-suburban audience in a sufficiently ‘off the hook’ manner?”

  23. twowheeljunkie says at 3:51 pm, March 6th, 2009

    When did basketball become ballin? And what do the kids call sex now?

  24. Yo,yo yo…3 percent? Too generous, boyeeee!!!!

  25. BklynIlluminati says at 3:55 pm, March 6th, 2009

    But whitey is on the moon?

  26. norbizness says at 4:03 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Sussemilch: I think the site is called sodahead.com because crackhead.com, methhead.com, and ihitmyheadonthecoffeetableandidontthinksogoodnow.com are all taken.

  27. PomPom says at 4:03 pm, March 6th, 2009

    BklynIlluminati: Awesome. Also, double lock your door because soon someone may be no-knocking for you.

  28. LindsayBluth says at 4:07 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Reaction shot of black people after a white person says the N-word is the new fart joke.

  29. Tommmcatt says at 4:10 pm, March 6th, 2009

    I have more street cred than Michael Steel, and I am a 41-year-old white homosexual from West Hollywood.

  30. One Yield Regular says at 4:16 pm, March 6th, 2009

    I didn’t understand a word of that. Was it in code, like Langston Hughes’ poems?

  31. Bearbloke says at 4:23 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Scarab: WIN!

    Tommmcatt: So you’re the one who turned West Hollywood ghey!!!

  32. WadISay says at 4:23 pm, March 6th, 2009

    You can call Michael Steele John Wilkes Booth on account of the way he’s droppin’ Lincolns.

  33. Tommmcatt says at 4:36 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Bearbloke:

    …and boy, are my arms tired!

  34. DoctorCulturae says at 5:02 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Priceless win. Hope a white guy didn’t write this though.
    And yet His Highness Rush might ask with utter sincerity “Why are they so angry?”

  35. Atheist Nun says at 5:33 pm, March 6th, 2009

    This is so wrong… There are no actual white people who hang out with Michael Steele. The only white thing hanging out by Michael Steele is Rush Limbaugh’s micropenis.

  36. fuckinredneck says at 5:57 pm, March 6th, 2009

    “There is only about 3% difference between this comedy video and actual GOP reality.”

    Just like there is 3% difference between human beings and chimps.

    OMG I just compared M. Steele to a chimp! Racism!

  37. problemwithcaring says at 6:08 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Tommmcatt: Ryan Seacrest has more street cred than Michael Steele.

  38. Carson says at 6:34 pm, March 6th, 2009

    Further proof that the GOP should have elected Lexington Steele instead of Michael.

    And I think there’s more than 3% difference between those two.

  39. Tommmcatt says at 7:17 pm, March 6th, 2009

    problemwithcaring:

    Ryan Seacrest is a 38-year-old homosexual from Hollywood proper.

  40. pfft..nah says at 9:46 pm, March 6th, 2009

    I don’t think the words ‘GOP’ and ‘reality’ really belong in the same sentence.

  41. CivicHoliday says at 12:41 pm, March 7th, 2009

    fuckinredneck: less than 3%, actually. we all beez chimpanzees now.

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