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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • TGY

    In like..Steele? Flint? Whatevs.

  • Bearbloke

    Isn’t this the same group of Black people who where CONSTANTLY on-camera at the GOP Convention?

  • norbizness

    How did they get The Native Tongues Posse to reunite like that? And where’s Busta Rhymes?

  • seriesoftubescleaner

    BALLIN!

  • Scarab

    “I’m David Duke and I approved this ad.”

  • V572625694

    “Michael Steele” lacked the porn-stache. But otherwise: excellent.

  • Gopherit

    Mike Steele….cold kickin’ it for life wurd.

  • President Beeblebrox

    The win is epic!

    All the Steele actor needed was puffy laces on his Adidas and a big gold rope – he would have been very flyyy for 1984.

  • semiserious

    “picking up hones with my homie Charlie Crist?”

    Like we’re supposed to believe anyone in the Republican party is hanging out with Charlie Crist at the moment, and *gay joke*.

  • norbizness

    The video’s right about one thing; any uncomfortable silence can quickly be broken up by busting out a basketball. He’s not ballin’, or shot-callin’, he’ll take you back to the days of yes-y’allin’!

  • Carson

    MC Rove sez this is dope.

  • snideinplainsight

    Where’s the lil’ peein’ doggie?

  • freakishlystrong

    Jesus. i watched it with the sound off and it still shizzeled my dizzle!

  • Sassette

    Oh, DIP!

  • Country Club Jihadi

    No wonder Rush has got a lock on his jock like a pit bull.

  • Hooray For Anything

    All I can add to this is word to your mother.

  • Sussemilch

    Wtf is with that “do you regret voting for Obama” ad? Get that shit outta here.

  • Hedley Lamar

    I think Mitt Romney should get some grillz.

  • groove

    Oh dip, son, that shit is straight up BALLin’!

  • 2druk2phluq

    “What a brother gotta do to get some white pussy up in this bitch? I’m the head of the RNC, bitches. Get me some ho’s right now.

    “What’s that? The only ho you could find was Cokie Roberts? That’s a’ight. Bend over, Cokie, cuz I’m about to pokey. I’m gonna show you why they call me Mr. Steele.”

  • Cold War Unicorns

    Sad they think they need Mike Steele to reach out to the black man. I mean, Bob Allan has been reaching out to— and around— the black man for years!!

  • cal

    Moderator of Republican focus group: “So did we achieve our stated objective of communicating our message to the urban-suburban audience in a sufficiently ‘off the hook’ manner?”

  • twowheeljunkie

    When did basketball become ballin? And what do the kids call sex now?

  • DP

    Yo,yo yo…3 percent? Too generous, boyeeee!!!!

  • BklynIlluminati

    But whitey is on the moon?

  • norbizness

    [re=259794]Sussemilch[/re]: I think the site is called sodahead.com because crackhead.com, methhead.com, and ihitmyheadonthecoffeetableandidontthinksogoodnow.com are all taken.

  • PomPom

    [re=259840]BklynIlluminati[/re]: Awesome. Also, double lock your door because soon someone may be no-knocking for you.

  • LindsayBluth

    Reaction shot of black people after a white person says the N-word is the new fart joke.

  • Tommmcatt

    I have more street cred than Michael Steel, and I am a 41-year-old white homosexual from West Hollywood.

  • One Yield Regular

    I didn’t understand a word of that. Was it in code, like Langston Hughes’ poems?

  • Bearbloke

    [re=259759]Scarab[/re]: WIN!

    [re=259862]Tommmcatt[/re]: So you’re the one who turned West Hollywood ghey!!!

  • WadISay

    You can call Michael Steele John Wilkes Booth on account of the way he’s droppin’ Lincolns.

  • Tommmcatt

    [re=259871]Bearbloke[/re]:

    …and boy, are my arms tired!

  • DoctorCulturae

    Priceless win. Hope a white guy didn’t write this though.
    And yet His Highness Rush might ask with utter sincerity “Why are they so angry?”

  • Atheist Nun

    This is so wrong… There are no actual white people who hang out with Michael Steele. The only white thing hanging out by Michael Steele is Rush Limbaugh’s micropenis.

  • fuckinredneck

    “There is only about 3% difference between this comedy video and actual GOP reality.”

    Just like there is 3% difference between human beings and chimps.

    OMG I just compared M. Steele to a chimp! Racism!

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=259862]Tommmcatt[/re]: Ryan Seacrest has more street cred than Michael Steele.

  • Carson

    Further proof that the GOP should have elected Lexington Steele instead of Michael.

    And I think there’s more than 3% difference between those two.

  • Tommmcatt

    [re=260023]problemwithcaring[/re]:

    Ryan Seacrest is a 38-year-old homosexual from Hollywood proper.

  • pfft..nah

    I don’t think the words ‘GOP’ and ‘reality’ really belong in the same sentence.

  • CivicHoliday

    [re=260006]fuckinredneck[/re]: less than 3%, actually. we all beez chimpanzees now.