HIPPITY HOP  2:45 pm March 6, 2009

‘Well I’m Mike Steele, Anotha Black Politician’

by Ken Layne


There is only about 3% difference between this comedy video and actual GOP reality. [LandlineTV]

 

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{ 41 comments }

TGY March 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm

In like..Steele? Flint? Whatevs.

Bearbloke March 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Isn’t this the same group of Black people who where CONSTANTLY on-camera at the GOP Convention?

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm

How did they get The Native Tongues Posse to reunite like that? And where’s Busta Rhymes?

seriesoftubescleaner March 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm

BALLIN!

Scarab March 6, 2009 at 2:59 pm

“I’m David Duke and I approved this ad.”

V572625694 March 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm

“Michael Steele” lacked the porn-stache. But otherwise: excellent.

Gopherit March 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Mike Steele….cold kickin’ it for life wurd.

President Beeblebrox March 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

The win is epic!

All the Steele actor needed was puffy laces on his Adidas and a big gold rope – he would have been very flyyy for 1984.

semiserious March 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm

“picking up hones with my homie Charlie Crist?”

Like we’re supposed to believe anyone in the Republican party is hanging out with Charlie Crist at the moment, and *gay joke*.

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 3:07 pm

The video’s right about one thing; any uncomfortable silence can quickly be broken up by busting out a basketball. He’s not ballin’, or shot-callin’, he’ll take you back to the days of yes-y’allin’!

Carson March 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

MC Rove sez this is dope.

snideinplainsight March 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Where’s the lil’ peein’ doggie?

freakishlystrong March 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Jesus. i watched it with the sound off and it still shizzeled my dizzle!

Sassette March 6, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Oh, DIP!

Country Club Jihadi March 6, 2009 at 3:21 pm

No wonder Rush has got a lock on his jock like a pit bull.

Hooray For Anything March 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm

All I can add to this is word to your mother.

Sussemilch March 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Wtf is with that “do you regret voting for Obama” ad? Get that shit outta here.

Hedley Lamar March 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm

I think Mitt Romney should get some grillz.

groove March 6, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Oh dip, son, that shit is straight up BALLin’!

2druk2phluq March 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm

“What a brother gotta do to get some white pussy up in this bitch? I’m the head of the RNC, bitches. Get me some ho’s right now.

“What’s that? The only ho you could find was Cokie Roberts? That’s a’ight. Bend over, Cokie, cuz I’m about to pokey. I’m gonna show you why they call me Mr. Steele.”

Cold War Unicorns March 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Sad they think they need Mike Steele to reach out to the black man. I mean, Bob Allan has been reaching out to— and around— the black man for years!!

cal March 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Moderator of Republican focus group: “So did we achieve our stated objective of communicating our message to the urban-suburban audience in a sufficiently ‘off the hook’ manner?”

twowheeljunkie March 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm

When did basketball become ballin? And what do the kids call sex now?

DP March 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Yo,yo yo…3 percent? Too generous, boyeeee!!!!

BklynIlluminati March 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm

But whitey is on the moon?

norbizness March 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

[re=259794]Sussemilch[/re]: I think the site is called sodahead.com because crackhead.com, methhead.com, and ihitmyheadonthecoffeetableandidontthinksogoodnow.com are all taken.

PomPom March 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

[re=259840]BklynIlluminati[/re]: Awesome. Also, double lock your door because soon someone may be no-knocking for you.

LindsayBluth March 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Reaction shot of black people after a white person says the N-word is the new fart joke.

Tommmcatt March 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I have more street cred than Michael Steel, and I am a 41-year-old white homosexual from West Hollywood.

One Yield Regular March 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I didn’t understand a word of that. Was it in code, like Langston Hughes’ poems?

Bearbloke March 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=259759]Scarab[/re]: WIN!

[re=259862]Tommmcatt[/re]: So you’re the one who turned West Hollywood ghey!!!

WadISay March 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

You can call Michael Steele John Wilkes Booth on account of the way he’s droppin’ Lincolns.

Tommmcatt March 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=259871]Bearbloke[/re]:

…and boy, are my arms tired!

DoctorCulturae March 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Priceless win. Hope a white guy didn’t write this though.
And yet His Highness Rush might ask with utter sincerity “Why are they so angry?”

Atheist Nun March 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm

This is so wrong… There are no actual white people who hang out with Michael Steele. The only white thing hanging out by Michael Steele is Rush Limbaugh’s micropenis.

fuckinredneck March 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm

“There is only about 3% difference between this comedy video and actual GOP reality.”

Just like there is 3% difference between human beings and chimps.

OMG I just compared M. Steele to a chimp! Racism!

problemwithcaring March 6, 2009 at 6:08 pm

[re=259862]Tommmcatt[/re]: Ryan Seacrest has more street cred than Michael Steele.

Carson March 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Further proof that the GOP should have elected Lexington Steele instead of Michael.

And I think there’s more than 3% difference between those two.

Tommmcatt March 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm

[re=260023]problemwithcaring[/re]:

Ryan Seacrest is a 38-year-old homosexual from Hollywood proper.

pfft..nah March 6, 2009 at 9:46 pm

I don’t think the words ‘GOP’ and ‘reality’ really belong in the same sentence.

CivicHoliday March 7, 2009 at 12:41 pm

[re=260006]fuckinredneck[/re]: less than 3%, actually. we all beez chimpanzees now.

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