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Somebody call security, quick! A very old sourpuss slipped inside the White House during yesterday’s big Health Care Reform meeting. Maybe they thought he was just looking for some senior health care or something? [White House/Pete Souza]
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Who Let That Angry Old Man In the White House?
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“sighhhhhhhhhhhhenhnghngnng”
It’s Cindy’s dealer hoping to score some scripts from the Docs.
Who likes socialized medicine? That one!
Hengh-hengh, uh…think John, think. Did you remember to put on the depends today?
He’s there to hook his daughter up with Gibbsy
I’m surprised he wasnt’ staggering around in front of him…
McCain Twitter Intercept: Money for health? It’s money for the sick that we need!
John McCain, trying desperatly to remember the main actors in “A Birth of a Nation”.
He’ll remember it at 11:00 tonight, and be angry that he didn’t come up with it when he really needed it.
Does he gargle with vinegar before he has to get near The Commander-in-Chief? What a puss on him….
He’s not leaving till he gets a ride on the fancy White House helicopter.
I think he’s looking for Mr. Puddles?
“Did I remember to tape Matlock?”
i get that barry is a nice guy and all, but he’s got to drop this whole “maybe if we let him hang around here enough, he won’t feel so bad about losing” thing. mccain seems to be constantly wandering around the white house like a crazy old guy, looking for someone to change his diaper.
Our wise and magnanimous Caliph, HSH Obama, is being just a bit too magnanimous about who is allowed in His glorious presence… so, perhaps the job of ‘bipartisan’ White House invitation-making should be turned over to a different White House Office…
Barry keeps trying to be nice to ole John, but I say screw him. Walnuts lambastes Barry every chance he gets. I know most of it is sore losership, but Barry should realize he’s just a cranky old man who cannot ever forgive the fact that he lost & to a black man on top of that.
Fox n Fiends: It is my humble opinion that Megan couldn’t get laid in a bar full of drunken sailors.
As a life long naval officer/public servant, McCain is the only american to have had socialist gobmint healthcare forever.
Mr. President, stop breaking poor John’s heart. Damn, you’re like an ex who wants his new toy and you to all be friends. Let him go to AZ to cry and cut you out of photos.
Texan Bulldoggette: Hey, just imagine how Incurious George Dumbya feels, knowing that he’ll go down in history as The Last White President of the United States…
“Crafty slant eyes have sent a black man to get my secrets out of me. I’ll never succumb to their torture. When I get back to America… oh, no. I got confused again. I hope not everyone can tell from looking at me. I’ve gone and messed my Depends. And That One, he won’t ever stop talking, with his gadgets and whatnots.”
– five seconds in McCain’s brain
miss_emish: He’s gonna have to de-friend him too, or he’ll be too tempted to stalk him and his heart will suffer a little pang every time he sees his name in the feed.
Just riffing, y’all.
Old white man, GET OFFA MY LAWN.
#11: $75,000 for a White House photographer. You’d think for that money he could take a picture of a white guy without making him look washed-up and bitter.
(also, I did not pay Bearbloke for that hyperlink. In money.)
Walnuts, King of the Bitters. Go fucking manage Cindy’s beaver, old man, before that 80’s rocker guy gets to it first. I’m sick of looking at your cottage cheese mug.
Jeesez, Cindy, take some of the beer money and buy poor old Walnuts a Piper Cub, paint it like Air Force One, and hire a bunch of off-duty Wal-Mart security guards to salute him, so he’s not so darkly angry all the time. He wanted Teh Precious soooo much.
SayItWithWookies: He is washed up and bitter. He should be thankful he wasn’t made to stand in front of a lime green backdrop, naked.
You know he is totally thinking, “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!! ME!!!! ME I SAY!”
Did he send a bitter twitter?
Speaking of the twitters that McCain swears he does on his own, didn’t his staff try to blame “war injuries” on his computer retardation during the campaign?
Cranky is old Johnny M. Cranky and *mean*.
Fivetree: Actually, WE are lucky he didn’t have to stand in front of the lime green backdrop, naked. Shiver….
Old and in the way
Texan Bulldoggette: True, that would not do much for the Stimulus.
SayItWithWookies: I was offered $20, for ‘other services’, but I gracefully declined…
“My friends, I’m still relevant. I’m a maverick and a relevant one at that. I’m still around.”
Rush: And I wish that would be released. It’s hitting almost $60 when you can find one on eBay.
He’s doing it so his hair looks less gray by comparison in order to squash those Administration-killing NYT stories.
My friends, I am wearing Cindy’s underwear!
“God, my prostate is killing me. Maybe Spitzer can recommend someone to massage it for me.”
Walnuts is thinking “This nigga…” only he’s using the “er” version.
Looks like McCain is pushing
outthrough his agenda.I desperately want all future pictures of McCain to have a sailor hat, corncob pipe Photoshopped in and his right eyeball photoshopped out.
norbizness: I tried photoshopping the ugly out.
Well that was odd. I posted a comment on the NBCNewYork.com site about SKS’s brilliant satire and it is no longer there. It seems they are less understanding about the use of the word fuck in all it’s various forms, and about calling other commenters retards and telling them to go fuck themselves. Weird.
Rush: Old and in the way
Oh what a beautiful collection of music. Thank you for reminding me of it. Bluegrass and harmonies makes my bitter heart pure.
chascates: You’re in Austin. I’m in Austin. Let me dig it up out of my pile of CDs and I’ll rip it for you. I can’t guarantee I can find it, but if I do I’ll let you know.
Or, alternately, you can try this, if you know your way around utorrent or somesuch.
chascates: I found it. If you don’t wanna download the torrent lemme know here.
hobospacejungle: This sounds like a hot hobo-date in the making: bluegrass, cheap wine, a cardboard box in the train depot to get cozy in, and thou…
Hey, I think that’s Meghan McCain’s dad!
Bearbloke: If only my betrothed would respond!
hobospacejungle: Yeah, it sucks that they don’t allow inmates in Lockdown to communicate with the outside, but keep a sterno-candle lit in the hacked-out window of the cardboard box you call home…
That’s some serious neck wattle Sister John has goin’ on. Maybe she thought she was a turkey and needed a dispensation from the Prez to avoid the chopping block. Bwahaha, tell yer sob story somewhere else, Sister John.
He heard they had a punch bowl full of Metamucil.
‘cept for that oddly placed, smart, black man, this looks like McCrazies convention speech.
‘cept for that oddly placed, smart, black man, this looks like the background for McCrazies convention speech.