Minnesotans Cannot Reach A Decision About Anything

Al Franken! Norm Coleman! Who will win this epic battle for the Senate? And more importantly,who careswho will win this epic battle for the Senate? The answer is both sides, equally. This is why the Senate stalemate is so goddamned stale.

A recent poll showed Minnesotans were statistically divided over whether they should just toss the results of the November election and have a do-over. Ha ha, this is funny because the race itself was a statistical dead heat. Those flaky Lutherans can't make up their minds about anything!

Here is a proposal: Minnesota should be divided into two parts. The part with the Twin Cities can be assigned a single senator, and the part with Michele Bachmann can be dislodged from the earth's crust and sent to Jupiter, in pieces.

 Minnesotans split again -- on a new Senate vote [Star Tribune]