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Rep. Zach Wamp of Tennessee, home state of America’s most comical people, says funny things for several minutes: “Listen, health care is a privilege… I was just about to finish to say, that for some people it’s a right, but for everyone, frankly, it’s not necessarily a right. Some people choose not to pay… How many illegal immigrants are in this country today, getting our health care? Gobs of ‘em… Socialism… Tax cuts.” [YouTube, Washington Monthly]
‘Zach Wamp’ is a great name, though, you have to give him that. But just that. Say outloud a few times.
Zach Wamp? Seriously. Zach Wamp? You’re making this shit up as you go, aren’t you.
Dear President Obama:
We hereby secede from the knuckle-dragging, inbred, hillbilly-infested shithole that is the state of Tennessee. Please send all stimulus package monies directly to us and not through Nashville.
Respectfully,
Memphis
AAAAAGGGHHHH WHY IS YELLOW BUTTERY GOO TAKING OVER MY WONKETTE?
Go NEKKED! I don’t have health insurance, I’m GOIN’ NEKKED!
I don’t understand his hand gestures, they don’t go with what he’s saying.
“Zac Wamp” sound like the Fail trombone riff. You know what I’m talking about. “Zaaac Waaamp”
Call Rep. Wamp and ask if he’s retarded. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The retarded need a voice in Congress. 1/2 of the retarded choose to be retarded. I’m guessing Rep. Wamp falls into that category.
(202) 225-3271 Rep. Wamp Washington DC office number.
Socialist Kitteh is not amused.
With a name like Zach Wamp this poor guy must have been beaten up a lot as a kid. This “… health care is not necessarily a right” is probably his revenge.
Zach Wamp. Making Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas look progressive since 1995.
Wamp. That’s the sound his wife’s paddle makes on his ass everynight.
He’s like a rapper who only uses one hand.
The most important question is how much is this Nazi getting paid by some Pharmaceutical Co., AMA Co. etc… to spout this trash to destroy Healthcare Reform? Has anyone noticed the rise (no pun intended) of the Viagra like Pharmaceutical advertisements on T.V. lately? They are scared shitless that their 3rd houses, 5th yacht will be taken away from them with Reform. Waaaaaaaaaa! Just like the banks, ponzi schemers, etc… Cry me a fucking river. Back to the ole immigrant rant that lost them the Election in 2008. The old BS doesn’t work anymore. As Bill Mahr said: The Rethuglicans look to the future & they found radio (as in Limbie).
With a voice like that he should be selling used cars, not “legislatin’”
You have to listen to it–it’s much stupider and funnier with his accent. He makes two-syllable words out of “harsh” and “pay.” And 3 syllables for “bailout.”
I also love it when people don’t know the meaning of the word “literally.”
Wonkette fact checkers - is Wamp actually lying when he says that the president intends to “take away your deductions for charitable contributions” and eliminate “your mortgage deduction on your home”? I mean, yeah sure, he’s exaggerating the extent of the change, but both of those are based on real things, right? The snotty Washington Monthly says both of those statements are patently false in its condescending liberal manner, but I’m pretty sure some version of those changes to tax treatment of mortgage and charitable deductions is in the actual Obama budget.
For some health care is a right for other it is not?
Kinda like marriage in California.
So is electrical power and water. Because of goobers like Wamp, I sometimes wonder if FDR made a big mistake pushing the Tennessee Valley Authority electrification program and US America would have been better off if the Hillbillies kept to their gas lights and outhouses instead of running water and light-from-the-angry-god-sky eeelectrick lights
“Socialism” is the new catch word to describe anything you don’t agree with.
“Yuck, eating broccoli is Socialist”. “My ex-wife is a Socialist”.
Yeah, I could imagine that plenty of people might not take health care from their employer because they don’t want the fees taken out of their wages, since the fees are so high and everybody is so broke these days that they wouldn’t have any money left for things like food and rent if they did.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Thank you. We have border guards now on the Mississippi at West Memphis. Although they’ve been instructed to let Rep. Susan Lynn pass, provided she’s naked. Anyhow, I just figured out why all the Repubs are doing all the interviews these days on CNN and CNBC (The “Santelli Channel”) and whatnot. It’s because they don’t have anything else to do. They just stand outside the committee hearing rooms looking glum with their hands in their pockets while the Dems write new laws. So a camera person comes by and asks for an interview, and they say, “Sure. Why not? I don’t have anything else to do.”
I wish she had said, “Congressman Zack Wamp, if that really is your name…”
“Socialism, Immigration, 9/11″. The ole’ Rethug rant. Socialism: Medicare, Firefighters, Post Office etc… These knuckle draggers count on the electorate to be cave dwelling idiots. And in Joe The Plumber Red States they are oh so right.
I just want to poo on the face of anyone who is against socialized medicine.
Who put the ‘wamp’ in the wamp-wamp-wamp-wamp-wamp, who put the ‘dumb’ in the dumb-a-lum-a-ding-dong?
Last Fall I really thought all the epic fail-y-ness of the GOP would subside but apparently they still haven’t finished rolling out all their prize winning idiots. Keep on truckin’ Republicans! At this rate we should have Bachmann poll dancing on Jerry Springer by Springtime.
Ew. Who put Peter Schiff’s stroke-mouth on Paul Begala’s forehead-face?….nasty looking
Rush: and “gobs” will replace statistical numbers.
I’m waiting for the moment when some pundit/congressman/Plumber-type goes on and on about socialism to be asked by the so-called news person just what do they mean by “socialism”? My guess is that most of them actually have no idea what it means and are saying it because they heard Rush say it. The same thing holds true if they start going on about how America will turn into Western Europe in which the reporter should ask what’s exactly wrong with good health care, affordable education, good environmental policies, and lots more nudity on tv?
Rush: Oh I’m gonna use this on my East Texas relatives. “Those Baptists are Socialists!!” “Those Socialists are cutting off my unemployment benefits!!” “Salad is for Socialists!!”
Uh, the American people rejected HilaryCare? Was there a referendum I missed last century? Go back to your swamp, you Cletus talking booger eater.
I am beginning to think we are all being punked and this parade of Republitard wack jobs is some sort of cosmic joke and that Ashton Kutcher is going to come out and say that that we’ve been punked. I mean Zach Wamp? Someone had to be laughing their guts out when they made that up. Right? He puts the “tard” in Repbulitard.
Plus, I think zachwamped can become a verb for something lurid and disgusting. Don’t y’all?
WAMP WAMP!
BillyClubb:
Just be careful - “salad” backwards is “Dal(l)as”
Robin Williams & Babs Shrub need Aortic Valves. What’s going on?
Soylent Green is Aortic Valves!
…I used to shoot Zack Wamps in my K-16 back home on Tatooine…
Hedley Lamar: Or a drummer from Def Leppard.
That left eyebrow of his is WAY overstepping its bounds.
Zack Wamp is the sound my head made when it exploded all over my keyboard while watching this idiot talk. Now who is going to clean this up? (Or would that be another sign of creeping socialism?)
Zack, Wamp, wimp, womp. Pu-sh! Pu-sh!
/Cosby’d
Zach Wamp/what it do, what it do
ManchuCandidate: oh Lord no! Without electricity, the hillbillies would just make more Zack Wamps in the dark.
Rush: BillyClubb: That’s so gay.
and now we know why the House of Lords didn’t want to have much to do with Parliament…figured out pretty quick that they’d be wasting their time hanging with the representatives of the unwashed…
That news anchor is teh hot.
AnnieGetYourFun: sounds like a tire losing air on the freeway…
Kev-O-Tron: Nice.
Socialisism isn’t where the “government is bigger than the private sector” asshat.
Rush: Everything old is new again. My father always used to refer to anything he didn’t care for as “commie propaganda”.
Jamie Sommers:
With no healthcare, it would be a wash.
I love the look on the interviewer’s face. If that isn’t a “Cracker, please” expression, I don’t know what is.
Standing Wonkette Golf Clap to Tamron Hall for valiantly for trying to drag any hint of alternatives out of this guy. Fight the good fight, Tamron, even if it is hopeless.
He is this guy if he could (not) act. http://tinyurl.com/cz2mby
“GO NECKED” LOLLLLZLZLZLLLZZZ
Kev-O-Tron: You stole my line! Damn you!
This must be another ploy in honor of Dr. Seuss’s birthday anniversary. There’s a Wamp in my Lamp, an Immigrant in my Infirmary, a Zach in my Bach.
The right to “GO NEKKID” is a funamental Merkin riot….
Socialized healthcare would have fixed that clawed right hand he appears to have when he speaks. Or it is a curse from god for all his sinful teenage masturbation.
“And so, Tamron, in conclusion, also: life is like a box of chocolates.”
nice to see unibrow get punked. ’bout time the news started being newsworthy.
I ain’t ever done buyed me no socialist vaccinatians an’ it sure never done me no harm, boy howdy.
Wamp has the gravitas of a NASCAR color commentator.
Hard to figure this out quickly, but the 3rd Congressional District of Tennessee appears to be an gerrymandered enclave of stupid carved out around the populated areas of Knoxville. Oak Ridge, with all its well-insured federal employees at Oak Ridge Nat’l Lab, is of course included in the district.
When these guys start shouting about socialism, couldn’t the interviewers ask them if they approve of things like airports, interstate highways, sewage collection and treatment, police protection and public schools?
Well, okay, you’d have to leave sewage collection off the list for Zach, as I’m sure outhouses are the predominant means of waste disposal in his hillbilly paradise.
The Zachmeister: supported legislation to make English America’s official language (with an exemption for Tennessee); voted to required hospitals to report illegal aliens who seek medical treatment; tried to give the federal courts jurisdiction over the Terry Schiavo matter; and voted against SChip’s extension to an additional 6 million children.
He’s a real piece of work.
I think the liberal leaning media should go out of its way to voluntarily accept this Fairness Doctrine thing. The more people like Wamp that are allowed to express their opinion, will no doubt result in the total Fail of the GOP
Rush Limbaugh is a fat, greedy, socialist.
Um, isn’t Rep. Wamp himself receiving federally subsidized health care? As a Rep. in the House of Reps? Or did he “decline to accept it” as part of his compensation package?
Socialism: They keep using that word. I do not think that word means what they think it means.
V572625694: The Wampinator is also a big supporter of the TVA, speaking of products of socialist Big Government.
Did Wampo ever answer who the half is who simply don’t want health care insurance? He be referring to the dead, people in comas and the hillbillys.
What a dumb ass hill billy Zack Wamp is! We should all go to Mexico and get us some of their healthcare. That’ll show ‘em.
This dickhead is channeling Sarah Palin. “Nekkid.” Also.
Hooray For Anything:The Helvetica Scenario: Just like that episode when Tweety made the guy look like a fool harping on and on about appeasement when Obama said we should *gasp* speak to people who hate us. They get their talking points and just try to throw them in like verbal vomit, thinking they score points each time they can use one of the buzzwords.
The Helvetica Scenario: It means punctuated equilibrium. Even people from the Dells know that.
“I used to bullseye Wamp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters”
really should be more comments on teh hotness of the anchor. come on.
This little goblin troll person was Newt Gingrich’s buttboy in the Gingrich-led 1994 takeover of the House, who, I recall, repeatedly pledged to be a 2-term Congressman. Oh, he was evvverywhere back then, doing what goblin trolls do when they’re not eating lizards and baking cookies in trees. And wherever he went, he sang the goblin troll GOP hit song from 1994 - achy-breaky heart, but with the refrain “we shall leave in two terms” stuck somewhere in there.
Well, its now 2009, and this goblin troll person has yet to leave his his lair in the Capitol.
Maybe because the Congressional Health Plan for goblin troll people is a habit hard to break.
You know, at the height of Bush II there was something awesome about the full retaliatory power of the Right Wing Media/Pundit Deathstar. They could just about turn every news cycle to their advantage, with a combination of virulent douche-baggery and an ability to turn everything into a reminder of 9-11. Now they are just coming across as a bunch of whiny retards.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Hey hey hey! Leave Nashville out of this—we’re 60%-40% Hopeyland and would respectfully ask to leave with you. We’re so full of Northerners even our Mayor is from Boston. East Tennessee can join the newly created state of Redneckistan in the Hillbilly Crescent, where proud capitalist residents can watch their teeth fall out and their roads crumble in pure free-markety bliss. Dollywood could be their Capitol.
Why do these crack-addled southerners always have the most stereotypical accents? As if we believe his drug addiction is over now. Sure.
You did not see what you think you saw. It was wamp gas.
Rep. Zach Wamp has Cadbury eyebrows.
WeirdInWimberley: You are so right, because he actually IS a cocaince addict. I wonder how he paid for treatment, and how he “makes it easier for drug addicts to enter treatment” with his awesome views on health care:
“During his 1994 election campaign, Wamp admitted that he had had a problem with cocaine but said that he had stopped using it years ago. After abusing alcohol and cocaine for several years in college and while holding a photography job based in Chattanooga, he checked himself into a drug rehabilitation clinic in 1984. In the clinic, he pledged to his family to turn his life around. As part of his experience at the clinic, he is now devoutly religious Southern Baptist. In the Congress, he has fought to make it easier for drug addicts enter drug rehabilitation as well as other measures to help addicts seek help. An April 2003, the Associated Press reported that Wamp was one of six Congressman living in a Capitol Hill townhouse subsidized by The Family, a national Christian organization.
The emergency room is way cheaper than, like, regular checkups and insurance. It’s a total scam. All of us (middle to upper class, the lot) we go there every other night, play cards, have abortions, get oxycontin prescriptions, and generally have an awesome time, and it’s all FREE! Cheaper than a 40.
Gloriously gloriously free! We are nekkid and beautiful!
freeradical: Cocaine. Cocaine. Sorry I couldn’t spell, I was shooting up with typing.
The Repugs are just providing an amazing steady parade of assclowns.
I’m not sure “right” vs. “privilege” is the way to discuss it though. Back when I was preg with my son I found out my son was going to have to have major surgery immediately after birth. What if I didn’t have insurance? Should he have just died because I couldn’t afford $80,000? My son is 5 now. He just finished reading The Hobbit, he built his own computer (with minimal help from me), plays harmonica and guitar and does fractions and wants to be a scientist when he grows up. How many people have died who could have lived and who knows what they could have contributed?
Is it a right or privilege? Maybe it would be better stated that we live in a 1st World Western society built on scientific naturalism and the beliefs that came about during the Enlightenment. (No shit - not the church….) We generally like to view our society as ethical. We are materially incredibly fortunate. Because we have the knowledge and resources to save lives we have to apply that to everyone’s lives. To not do so pretty much puts a price on a life and the ramifications of that are beyond shitty. How can someone call themself pro-life and NOT believe in healthcare for all? Are the republicans really that stupid? Do they completely lack critical thinking skills? WTF.
Sorry for being long winded, but insipid morons really piss me off.
NotAnEvilLobbyist: Socialism is the new appeasement
All them millions of Americans who ain’t illegal immigrants but still can’t afford a thousand bucks a month for health insurance in this economy are jes gonna have to flail around in agony and pain for a while and then dig their own graves before they die. So sayeth pro-lifer Zack Wamp.
I got some gobs he can examine. I’ll bring them up real close to his face.
Sort of like Sarah Palin talking about the “health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions.”
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
MY GAWD!!!!! I must have “chosen” to live on fuckin’ Mars
“Zach Wamp”??
Sham Wow!!
freeradical: If true that is some sweet info. Pul-leeze to be making this dingleberry the new wingnut spokesman. I want to see him have a “debate” with the Preznit. Cracker fail.
Maybe, just maybe hayseed bumblebutt, half of people “choose” not to buy into health care because they don’t have enough money to buy hobo beans, cheetos, and sloe gin.
I got up to 37 seconds and couldn’t even continue to watch this, with his almost-unibrow and one hand doing weird handjivey shit off to the other side of the screen. And y’all, I’m from Texas. I’ve heard some damn thick accents, but it’s almost like this guy isn’t even speaking English. What the hell? Can I get a translation on that, or is it just “blah blah I have no idea what I’m talking about?”
Also: how DOES Obama talk to these people? I mean, seriously, he’s got amazing amounts of patience to even be able to listen to shit like this.
I do have to say, though, I’m a huge fan of Obama’s style: listen to them, talk to them, make them feel like they’re part of the process, bring them in, keep them close, then do what you motherfucking wanted to do anyway, all the while totally classy about it. All “no, we don’t need partisanship, what we need is to work together.”
You know he’s cunning like that. You know it.
jagorev: My understanding is that at a certain income level, the amount you can take for itemized deductions begins to decrease. Not good on the details because it’s way above my income level, but that seems to be the origin of the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The Rs don’t even bother looking up the definition of the words they use in their talking points. Like Chris Matthews asking that guy for the definition of appeasement. Not a fucking clue. I’ve seen these people before, when they were calling everything communist.
hageesheart: What are these free emergency rooms of which you speak? I sat in a wheelchair with snake venom creeping up my leg while they did the paperwork and made me sign my life away on a piece of paper before I could be treated.
I don’t care if I get socialist, communist or fucking nazi health care. I just want health care.
Hooray For Anything: It’s just as well they don’t look up socialism. If they got the Western European version, imagine what they could do with the words “welfare state.”
I am getting some serious Schadenfreude Fatigue listening to these guys. It’s kinda like some dumb skit that was mildly amusing at first but now you just wish the curtain would fall. Don’t worry, it will.
I keep thinking - didn’t Luke Skywalker shoot Wamp rats back home on that desert planet? Luke where are you? we got a Wamp rat problem in DC and/or Tennessee.
DustBowlBlues: Europe doesn’t have many black people so they’re going to have put some work into figuring out who the “welfare queens” are.
By the by, Wamp is prolly our next governor.
I only wish I were making that up. http://www.zachwamp.com/www <—-the “www” on the end of the url is for realz, too.
JadedDIssonance: … WHAT IT DO WHAT IT DO.
This man is a douchebag.
The Cold Sea: Wife? He’s a Republican. It’s the sound his “business associate”’s paddle makes.
S.Luggo: With his record and his dipthongs, he’d be a natural as an Oklahoma Rethug.
freeradical: ” living in a Capitol Hill townhouse subsidized by The Family, a national Christian organization.”
This is an awful thought.
The sure sign the Rethugs are losing control of the public dialogue is when they crowd into talk shows and start talking faster, louder, and interrupting constantly with the same talking points. That’s when Tweetie invites one of them on and asks for defs like, what’s appeasement, or lets them spout theories like George Soros is behind the global economic meltdown or, of course challenge him to a duel. Or demand HUAC be reconstituted to ferret out the terrorists in the congress. One thing about Matthews, he really gets the nut cases talking. Whang will probably be on Hardball tomorrow. No, twang. Thang? Swampwater–whatever this wingnut is named.
AnglRdr:
Wow, his kids barely look human.
Wow! What a great prank by David Koechner! He does look like the perfect TX republican, but I can’t believe MSNBC fell for it.
AnglRdr: “We must always stand firm on the constitutional issues of life, marriage and guns that protect our Tennessee way of life.”
By this he means the time honored Tennessee tradition of the shotgun wedding.
It is exhausting, trying to follow the weird twists of the reactionary mind. He vigorously refuted his own point, by averring that half the people who go without insurance do so voluntarily, and therefore should not be covered - cause dammit that costs everybody else bigtime when they show up in the emergency room for primary care. Heeegnh? And then there’s all that bs about the secret plan to pay for healthcare by eliminating the mortgage deduction….aw the hell with it, I’m making more effort to understand him than he is. Zack has decided to “go nekkid” on the whole “knowing anything” thing.
showmeonthedoll: Or prosecuting people for teaching evolution
I think health care should be a right for everyone - except that guy. What a douchtard.
And maybe my ex-boyfriend.
losing deductions for charitable donations? heavens no!! indeed, i say, heavens to betsy no! if you can’t hope to make a quick buck for yourself out of donating to charity, what is there to hope for in this world?
Mr_Sundayschool: or, you know, canada, france, england…what does only mexico meet your rhetorical requirements?
That’s Bobby Hill all grown up right?
Holy Crap. Huckleberry Hound meets Deliverance. I’m encouraged that his lame arguments against speaks for the right wing. They’ve got nothing!!! Health care for all needs to be a reality. Fuck you, Huckleberry.
“Health Care is a right for some and an privilege for others”? That asshole might as well have just said “4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Better!”
Ha,ha! Whatever with socialism. Jeez man, if these guys want to see real socialists, they should check out wsws.org
Now THOSE fuckers are crazy!
oh yeah, Wamp, btw, Jesus was a socialist.
Magnus Maximus: Western Society of Weed Science? Cool.
AdRock: Chironomia; Or, A Treatise on Rhetorical Delivery
That combined with the Ionic order column overload in the background confirms this Moon pie-eatin’, Olin Mills picture-sellin’ cracker’s oratorical bona fides.
Douchenozzle, of the first magnitude….
twoeightnine:
Now, now, none of dat!
Bobby Hill is anything but a wing-nut.
He’s a gol durned librel, jes look at who all his friends are.
bluehenken: Styrofoam Boots: Rep. Champ Kind (R-TN)
Chock full of FTWness! And a modicum of WTFness…
LittlePig: heathenish: Kev-O-Tron: What a half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Who’s scruffy-looking?
schvitzatura: The unedited version of his interview…
“Oh no, uh, last night… oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.”
gjdodger: …they’ve been instructed to let Rep. Susan Lynn pass, provided she’s naked.
A constituent asked me, “Do you believe healthcare is a right?” “No, I don’t” was my reply and I went on to explain that if a so called “right” takes something from another person to provide that right to you it is not a right.
u sure do have a pruddy mouth…..heh heh….
What a freak….
Pick up a newspaper lately douche nozzle?
The only thing he can rebut with is….
Those ding-dang-darn dem-0-crats dunnn whrong…thu..poor be stuphid, illegall-imighrants is bad..evil…they be gettin medickal care and stellin jobbhs, they wahntin to be evil anhd allhl….invazhionin and all….did I mentchion illegall imighran-t’s?
This mouth breather is the douche bag of the month…..?
Then Wamp’s health care should not be a part of his benefits as a Congressman, right? Make him pay his own way, find his own personal health care plan. I’ve heard it’s cheap.
Lol, this guy actually argues against himself numerous times. He’s forgotten which points he’s supposed to mention and which he’s supposed to ignore.
I paraphrase (cause who could follow that shit?):
“The problem is with those ones who choose to not have health care and go naked! They end up in the emergency room so we foot the bill!”
Solution? Um… required universal care? Duh?
“It’s not a right for them to have health care. It’s just a privilege… Unless they have cancer…”
Duh, same solution…
Fivetree: If “to zachwamp” become the infinitive for some new verb I think we should come up with a really funny conjugation (in keeping with swim — swam — swum. Maybe zachwamp — zachwimp — zachwump. And maybe it should mean “to randomly and gratuitously launch xenophobic rants about immigrants … racial version of coprolalia”
When people like Wamp says “take away your deductions” that just means the speech was originally given to the sort of very rich people who are actually affected by the modest changes in the tax code that have been proposed. Obama’s going to soak the rich with a small garden mister.
AnglRdr: Oh, grand. I clicked, hoping and praying for some funny parody thingy but no it is serious. Hillbilly fucker has Grand Ambitions. And that cracker-ass cracker will be Governor because Tennessee is full of stupid people who will eat this douchetard’s shit up.
Hey Zack, hate to tell ya, but I know one Republican (a former county committeeman in Iowa) who now says two things should be free for all in a just society — health care and justice. But, turning 60, having your knees go bad, losing your job, and getting a divorce probably will turn anyone into a socialist. Maybe, just maybe, Zack, if Obama’s plans work and everyone gets healthcare, a decent job, and GM goes back to $40/share, guys like my friend will start demanding tax cuts and voting Republican again!
It’s time for Obama to get stone cold and start telling these idiots: “you hate socialism so much, fine, no more fed money for you. Let the free hand of market pay your hillbilly roads.”
queeraselvis v 2.0: Hear Hear. If there’s one thing about everything since November that’s really pissing me off, it’s the notion that the Republican majority in the Tennessee legislature could possibly represent Memphis in any fashion.
Hell, if they had a choice they’d go ahead and run it into the ground so that Memphis would have less of an influence on Tennessee politics. While we’re seceding from TN, can we make sure the rest of Shelby County doesn’t come with us? Every time I open the Commercial Appeal, the most hilariously crazy letters to the editor are inevitably from Bartlett, Collierville, and Germantown. It’d be nice if the only political obstacle left for Memphis was Mayor Herenton.
“Num num num num num num….”
At least I think that’s what Wamp was saying…
That fact that his left arm remains completely motionless all the while his right is gesticulating spasmodically tells me this guy only half-believes what he’s saying. That or maybe he just hates anything having to do with the left side of his body. It’s clear he’s never tweezed that recalcitrant left eyebrow of his.
Damn…genius. “If you one of those people who CHOOSES not to have health care?!!!”
If this guy unstrapped his left arm it would probably go all Strangelove and try to strangle him or rip off his balls or something else equally appropriate…
I wonder if these same people drive past police stations and fire stations and yell at our service men and women to stop being so socialst?
I still love the part about going neckked