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Hey didn’t this Ron Paul guy have integrity or whatever? He stood up to the Texas GOP and Tom DeLay and the Bush Family, he didn’t have any problem attacking lamers like Rudy Giuliani or Mitt Romney, but Doctor Ron “Go Ron Paul” Paul is just shivering in his panties when repeatedly given the opportunity to say No to America-hating sex creep Rush Limbaugh. It’s creepy! [YouTube]
The battle between Rushbots and Paultards would be EPIC.
Limbaugh rules the Paultards, too? He’s growing fatter by the hour.
There’s too much overlap on their demographics, is all. Paul’s are generally younger and better educated, but they are still losers who live with Mom and Dad and have nothing better to do than hang around the basement waiting for the latest blog from “Dr. Paul.” Also, maybe Ron is providing the oxycontin–could work out well for both of them!
I would like to go on the record, loudly, and make a statement that I will not be retracting or weaseling away from: Rush Limbaugh is an asshole.
Ron’s suckage is expanding almost as quickly as Rush’s waistline. They have a lot in common.
This is better than rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic — this is fighting over who’s in charge of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
I’m determined to enjoy this ridiculous slapfight until either it gets tiresome or I run out of popcorn.
So Fiat Currency is going to be replaced by the Viagra/Oxy Standard?
Limbaugh assimilates GOP pols like the Borg. We’re looking at Jindal/Palin 2012.
Thanks Rush!
Well, in Dr. Ron’s defense, Rush could snap his puny bones in two just like he does renaissance fair-type turkey legs & Oxycontin prescription bottles.
In the Republican party, “weasel” is such a relative term.
Every damn time we get rid of one nut in Texas, we get another.
If this was the only thing I had ever seen of Ron Paul, I would think he was Aristotle or something. Unfortunately, we know that, when the camera stopped rolling he put on a pink bunny suit and hopped away.
SayItWithWookies: “until either it gets tiresome”. Almost there for me. The more cable chatter this guy gets, the bigger his ego & ratings get. I’ve said it before, his worst nightmare is to be ignored & relegated to the irrelevant fringe loony tune category ala Alan Keyes.
SayItWithWookies: It’s more like the GOP is fighting over who gets to be Kate Winslet sitting pretty on the plank of wood and who gets to be Leo and freeze in the Atlantic. Their ship has already sank.
And yes, Rush is Kate Winslet. And yes, I threw up in my mouth a little bit typing that.
Foreign interventionism…
he’s just afraid rush will sit on him and crush him. it’s an understandable fear really.
Of course Ron Paul fears Limbaugh - trolls always beat elves in a fight.
C’mon, say it, doctor: Rush is r3VOLting.
Texan Bulldoggette: After about six months of this, we’ll all be talking about “Republican moderate Sarah Palin”. Also.
comradepaulson: Does that mean that a drawing of a nekkid Rus….oh god, i cannot even finish the thought without going to vomit!
I think we should have an “infotainer” to whom we on the Dem side must swear loyalty. I suggest the ever lovely and charming Rachel Maddow, the Athena to Barry’s Zeus!
WadISay: Maybe that’s the big plan–this’ll make her look sane compared to all the other Rush ass kissers. Yeah, that includes you, Piyush Bobby Jindal.
Spit take on Rush as Kate Winslet. The visuals of naked Rush-Kate posing seductively are making my eyeballs burn. Actually Jon Stewart already burned them bad with his graphic of Rush as Fat Bastard with a Princess Leah slave girl.
Who’s that host, David Schuster? That guy has the personality of a dead moth.
Ha Ha Ha. They is afraid of big fat Rush going on the air and saying oooogly stuff about them. Because they know big fat ooooogly Rush is happy to say oooogly stuff about people he don’t like. Ha Ha Ha. That’s a good one.
I guess Ron’s a Limp Balltard.
Secret Fact: If Republicans speak ill of Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh will track them down and suffocate them with his giant ass, thus providing a literal depiction of how far up Rush’s ass the head of the Party must be to keep him satisfied. Just think of that scene in the hotel room in Borat. That. That is what Ron Paul most fears.
Texan Bulldoggette: Oh, I’d love to see Tonya Harding and a washed-up Rush Limbaugh have a public spat about who’s the de facto head of Celebrity Boxing.
SayItWithWookies: You’re right. I falsely equated Rush to a politician (granted a really b-a-a-d one), when he should actually be equated to bozo entertainers. If you’re going to mention boxing, might as well throw in Mike Tyson. At least when Tyson bit into Limbaugh, he’d get a week’s worth of meal.
Naked Rush = Good Name for a Rock Band
SayItWithWookies: Tonya would absolutely kick his ass. She’d be bobbing and weaving, jabbing when he wasn’t expecting it and staying out of range the rest of the time.
Rush would be like this big fat dinosaur with tiny little arms, and his only hope would be to back her into the corner. Of course, her secret weapon would be to stroke his genitals. Since he’s never had a woman touch him, he’d probably explode into a Rushgasm and she could wipe him out when he fell asleep in the afterglow.
It wouldn’t be pretty. We’d have to have somebody classy like Geraldo as the referee.
Come here a minute: In a Rushtard-Paultard fight, my money is on the latter. They have neuron blasters and can always get Scotty to teleport them somewhere.
Every day the Rushians and the Gutless Old Panderers wander around in their private nuclear wilderness brings us one day closer to (yawn) another blowout Democratic victory in 2010.
Rush Limborg! Resistance is futile GOPers!
Can Newt please join the fray? I want to see a real Sumo-titan smackdown.
TeddyS: Aieee! You jinxed it! Take it back. Take it right back! I know it doesn’t seem possible. I know the GOP seems to be eating itself alive but this is the Democrats you’re talkin’ about, here.
I wish I could just write off Limbaugh and his ilk, but this country put chimpy mccokespoon in the White House. Twice. Who’s to say the majority is that far away from electing a drug-addled child rapist to a position of prominence?
SayItWithWookies: Win. I hope I hear that joke on latenight TV
Rush found out I changed my bosses radio station that carries his show and came to town and sat on me.
He is to be feared if only for his weight.
I am so loving this. Obama has the Republican party on one of those medieval torture racks and Rush Limbaugh is turning the crank. This is political genius at its finest.
Come here a minute: The war of the blimps. What has America come to?
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I think sometimes, Ron Paul makes a lot of sense. Sometimes. Like in this, he sometimes makes a lot of sense. Others, not as much.
Texan Bulldoggette:
Limb-o is the black hole of Republican politics, greedily swallowing in all dissent.
Oh my. Was that a sexual metaphor and did I just use the word “black“? Now I must stand in the corner with Michael Steele. In the “Big Tent.”
Advn2rgirl: Should I call Rush to apologize, or will you accept my unjinxing payment here? I dunno what came over me.
Pat Pending: punk rock band.
Ron Weasley?
Such a juicy string tonight. Major props peeps.
Does it get any better than this? Princess Lush Rimbawl has become a clear target for Wonketteers?!!!11!
…and of course he will give everyone (Stewart, Colbert, Keith-O, Joe Gibbs et al) so much fresh material every day.
Somebody explain to me how the policy can somehow fail but not the agency to which the strategy is applied. I hope the pilot’s idea of remaining sober and resting the night before the flight fails, but I don’t want my plane to go down. Why doesn’t somebody ask any of these suits what failure can mean under their terms, and how it can somehow affect either the president or his policies and not the rest of us.
I’ll take my answer on the air.
for fucks sake ron, sort out your subject-verb agreement.
The Paultards of course decide to don rose-tinted glasses…
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=182261
bureaucrap: Only if she promises to start dressing in boydyke clothes again, and dump the ‘Audrey Hepburn’ wardrobe ’cause it makes her look like a pretty man in drag - I listen but can’t watch!
I like how Rush has to wear a headset to hear himself talk. Man, those Oxys!
Ron Paul is a disgrace to the Paultards. Every Paultard I know hates Rush. I hope they all see this interview.
picyou: Actually Rush’s headset is so he won’t hear anyone else talk. Rush is so much in love with the sound of his own voice that he freaks whenever anyone else interrupts him.
Ron Paul has the uncanny ability to say something totally reasonable and sane, and then immediately follow that totally reasonable statement with something so batshit crazy that it totally delegitimizes the previous totally sane statement.
Whatta weasel.
TeddyS: Crossing my palm with silver is always appreciated but I just have no faith in the Dems’ ability not to screw up a free lunch. Like, WTF with the gloating about “how smart we were to get the Repugs to turn on themselves”? James Carville, who I normally enjoy, just can’t sit back and let the delicious magic work. No, he and “unnamed sources” have to go talk all over their eyes and mouth to Politico. Now all the news stories are about “Why Republicans are going for the Democratic headfake.” Pitiful, I tell you.
Ron Paul is a Libertarian. Libertarians are Republicans but they want to have heterosexual sex and smoke dope, whereas Republicans well, you know……
Pat Pending: Thanks for that image. I just puked a little in my mouth.
HAHAHA! RP saying he doesn’t dwell on semantics. He is the true comic genius of our age.
CaliforniaMike: That does it, now I have to take my brain out and scrub it with a brillo pad until that image goes away.
Has anyone else noticed that Rush looks a lot like a condom stuffed full of vanilla pudding almost to the breaking point?
So basically Wonkette will think Ron Paul has integrity if he endorses socialist policies? I thought his entire shtick was that he was against all that stuff. He explains himself pretty clearly around 2:20
sunsmellstooloud, precisely. It is unfortunate that the people commenting probably didn’t watch the whole video nor understand it in the context of the free market. Most likely they pigeon holed what he said into the neocon spectrum. Wonkette doesn’t see past their echo chamber, what’s worse is Wonkette doesn’t want to. Discourse here is plainly the conjugate of right wing talk radio: uninformed, maladroit, reactionary discontents with a ax to grind.
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